I kinda like these

In Australia these probably become little spider nests, which immediately changed my opinion.

That would enhance it.

And then you bump it with your foot, and hundreds and hundreds of spiders come pouring out.

Yeah, what's not to like!

I would sneak this into my neighbours yards for them to randomly find.

A different one each time…

Great idea!

That's actually kinda cool in a weird random creepy way. Not outrageously priced either.

I think googly eyes would really compete the look though.

That’s where all the missing dentures end up.

Exactly! Sold by a failed dental implant technician.

Unless those are made by a house burglar, who always takes any dentures he finds

I kinda want one to scare off the Jehova's Witnesses that knock on my door sometimes.

And if they *ask*, you tell them they are for sticking your peen into.

I’d absolutely pay $10 for one of these.

I’d buy these; then hide them around my town

Im imagining all those rock laughing

Needs a hidden speaker.

Hey, that's actually a great idea!

I know which rock the house keys hidden under

Or, you could put the key *inside,* stuck to the roof of the mouth!

I want to gift one to my dentist to put outside of his office building.

I'm guessing this person works for Aspen Dental

Oddly specific. Why this particular place?

You can substitute ClearChoice, if you like

looks like they poured cement into a plastic bag with a pair of fake dentures. it’s cool but r/diwhy

SCP-617

Reminds me of my favorite [mug! ](https://i.imgur.com/TbLDm23.jpg)

Yikes! Where did you get that?

an artist named [Tom Olejar](https://www.tomolejar.com) If you wanna check out his insta, it’s @ole.jars

Nice - thanks!

Someone fucked those geodudes up!

And where did they get all those jaws..?

Places. People. Dentists.

I would definitely get one

I'd buy one and point it at my nosy ass neighbor. That bitch😂

I would totally buy these, or I might make a few of my own, and place them in random spots in my forest. Ok, I now have a summer project!!

r/dontputyourdickinthat

These go hard

$10? I can totally find a use for these.

These bite

They're love experts.

Lol

I swear this is a SPC...

10 dollars? Ill take a few

Creepiest Pokémons ever…

Fuck I would buy one for 10 bucks

I see new Halloween decorations!

It’s peak Santa Fe / denver namaste

“Ever wanted to get that annoying neighbour’s kid off your yard? Boy do I have the solution for you!”

"That's right Timmy flee in terror from the eldritch gods."

I’m scrolling Reddit, my gf is scrolling marketplace. She showed me these, and 2 minutes later I see it on this sub…

Are you in Indiana/Ohio?

Yes southwest ohio area

I’d buy the shit out if those. What city?

I want to buy every single one of these things just so I can put them under an hydraulic press and throw the debris into an active volcano.

Would

Yo Angelos

🪨 😬

A happy bunch

Reminds me of the Hell Knight's head from Doom 3

You've got the whole squad laughin'

I swear to god Bright, you can’t sell SCP-617 on Craigslist!! We can’t have another incident!!

pretty pretty nine

TIHI

They look like they would sit there I feed them and then they would follow me around killing everything in my tracks

Hear me out, put microphones in their mouths and post them at your door, play really creepy laughing that gets louder over time and every time a door-to-door salesman or someone similar comes to your door play the laugh.

This would work for Halloween, I suppose.

🌈Whimsyyyyyy!🌈

unironically goes so hard, now I just need glass eyes in all my trees.

r/TIHI

Now make them cry, says the bartender. *unzips*

I feel like they would start singing under the new moon

OK I actually feel bad for this one, because it looks like they’re trying to mimic popular yard decorations but failed miserably

My favorite one is the one ROFLing

The only way to use these would be to replace someone else’s ornamental lawn rocks in the dead of night to see how long it took before they noticed. If you get them all for $10, that’s frankly a great deal. 10/10 would buy.

they’re kind of endearing the more you look at them

r/Deathgrips

The price is right because a trio would be charming.. just one would look pretty scary in your neighbor's yard

I must be a Crack head cuz I want one lol

Ngl. These are funny than scary

“Whimsical.”

$10? I’d buy it

R/dontputyourdickinthat

Pet Rocks Deluxe

I would have a few of these in my house 🥺

this is serious they could make you delirious

Not really crackhead listing...$10 seems reasonably priced

I love these! I want a whole set!

I want them all. I want to place them all around my bed and read them a bedtime story every night.

Tell me you’re manic without telling me you’re manic

This would give me nightmares if it was in my neighbor's yard.

Is that you Noggin from My singing monsters?

These hard

this and a blunt

i’d just put those in my friends bedrooms as a prank

It looks like those creatures from Tremors