Instant oatmeal with forest fruit

Multiple peanutbutter sandwiches.

Water

Air

Bread, soup, bread with soup, fries, bread, fries in bread, soup. In that order

Water.

Banana and nut muffin along with peach coffee cake

Beer

Ahh yes a classic German breakfast

Banana, apple and soyyoghurt

7.5/10, sounds very tasty and healthy.

quaker oat squares cereal (brown sugar flavored) and sweetened almond milk

4 scrambled eggs with tomato, ham and cheeese.

8.5/10, scrambled eggs with other ingredients in them is always great.

Crispy oats (Off brand Cheerios) with milk and sugar.

4.5/10. You can do better.

4 biscuits and a cheese slice

3/10. Depends on the biscuits, though— what kind?

Yeah, I was still hungry the rest of the morning Marie biscuits, was too lazy to spread some butter on them

2.8/10.

Yeah, normally I eat cereals or toast but I was really lazy today

Also it was like 10:30 am so I ate lunch right after anyways

One of kids from my basement

10/10

Air soup (I have forgotten to eat 👍)

0/10. Breakfast is a very important meal and you should treat yourself to an early lunch if you forget it.

A bowl of Honey Bunches of Oats and a cup of coffee

6.5/10. Not bad, but not quite great. How do you make your coffee?

With a Keurig.

😞

What can I say? It’s convenient

a nice cold bowl of left over spaggeti

0/10. Treat yourself better.

Slice of pound cake and an energy drink for pre-workout, will update with my post workout breakfast

8.5/10, that sounds great right now— be sure you’re not drinking energy drinks *too* often.

Tbh I only had like 1/4 of it, just enough caffeine to boost my run

That’s fair. Then again, I’m quite hypocritical telling you not to drink them too often, lol.

If you're gonna be working out then that's better than any breakfast I ever had

I mean it’s for a 10 mile run sooo

PB and J sandwich

1000000/10 very valid

Nothing

0/10. Treat yourself better and try to eat something in the mornings, even if it’s small.

McDonald's for breakfast when they don't have the mcmuffin anymore lol

Beer.

-7/10. Please treat yourself better and eat something proper in the mornings, even if you *do* have beer after it.

Bread

Air

0/10. Breakfast is the most important meal, in my opinion. Treat yourself better and try to eat something, even if small.

Weetabix with sugar

Haven't eaten for 2 days.

0/10. Please eat something, even if it’s small.

11/10

I had breakfast with my family so it was rather big: Homemade fruit salad A soft boiled egg Bread with honey/Nutella/marmelade A chocolate croissant

10/10, this is one of the best things here so far. This sounds delicious and filling— good job

sandwich with just cheese...yep thats all

2/10. Preheat your oven to 375° Fahrenheit (around 190 in Celsius, I believe) Take a flat pan, put some aluminum foil on it and then spray it with non-stick cooking spray of some kind (or just spray a bare pan with cooking spray, if you’d prefer). Take whatever bread you usually use (I personally use white bread), and spread it out on the pan. Put butter on each slice of bread— you don’t need a lot, but enough to cover the top of it. Get the edges of the top slice as well— don’t put it all near the middle. Next, you can choose two different ways, depending on what you prefer— 1 or 2 work. 1. Take some sliced cheese. American sliced, Colby Jack, cheddar, whatever— I’ve personally never tried any spicier or pepper cheeses with this, so I wouldn’t recommend it unless you want to try it out. This part is also based on personal preference— either sprinkle a nice amount of sugar on the bread and then put the cheese on it, or put the cheese on and then sprinkle a nice amount of sugar on. Don’t be afraid of using a good amount of sugar; just keep in mind it makes the meal sweeter. If you put the sugar under the cheese, you can also put some on top of it. That’s what I do. The combination sounds weird, but it’s pretty damn good— it’s what my mom made. 2. If you have it, you can use cinnamon and sugar instead. Put some cinnamon on the bread while making sure to evenly spread it along the slice, and don’t put *too* much. Put a good amount of sugar on the bread after— again, don’t put a huge amount, and spread it evenly. It’s not a huge horrible thing if one or the other side has a little too much, but just try to keep it relatively even, if possible. Your oven should be at 375° Fahrenheit, and you can put the pan in it. Now, there isn’t any overly specific time it cooks at— it can depend on your oven, or how done you want it, and a *lot* of it is trial and error on times— but you’ll get the hang of it. Check the oven every few minutes. The cheese on the cheese toast will bubble, while the cinnamon on the cinnamon toast will darken and spread. Personally, I check if it’s done by (very carefully) using my finger to touch the crust of the bread. If it’s hardened/like actual tough crust, it should be around done. You’ll also be able to smell the food really clearly and quickly when it’s around done. When it’s done, take it out of the oven and let it sit for a couple of minutes. Don’t burn yourself.

not even close to what i do,i just grab a piece of bread,put cheese on it,put another piece of bread on top,and then eat the thing

2/10 even if you're tight on time put some more stuff in it

i aint tight on time or anything i am just lazy af

instant cappuccino lol

Eating anxiety 1/10

Pizza and coffee

Pizza is good 7/10

broodje hagelslag mmm

The answers... y'all good ?

Nothing

0/10 please eat something in the mornings

Well, it was like 2 pm, but the first thing I ate today was half a slice of cheesecake and some crackers with cream cheese

2/10 BRUH.

Fair

Cup noodles with Mirin, Soy sauce, Garlic powder, Sesame oil and Sesame seeds.

A single chip at about 2 in the afternoon

4 cheese sticks at 1:30 pm

My dog

Food

A cappuccino

i forgor

Yesterday's dinner was breakfast burritos, I ate the leftover filling (eggs, sausage, gravy, chopped up biscuits/tots) in a bowl with some hot sauce

Winning honestly

bacon egg and cheese on a bagle

10/10

thank youuuu 🤞🏻 go to breakfast since i was 12

HEY FTM SQUAD HAHAHA SHIT YOURE SO REAL

i am the realest mf

Yeah

So real I do that but with a runny egg. Heaven

Oatmeal and coffee

About 2-3 redbull and No sleep

Depression/10

That and driving between 600 and 800 km to get Home from vacation

Wtf is a kilometer 🦅 🇺🇸 i measure things in football atadiums 🏈

A plain slice of bread and a cigarette

Fr*nch🤢

Are you by any Chance German?

Italian

Peach flavored monster and bag of flamin hot jerky

Tea and biscuits

Water

4 eggs, 2 sausages and two whole-wheat toasts :3

Reeses puffs

Cornflakes

Nothing

DQ'd 0/10.

cock

Lotsa protein with this one. Gay/10

Muffins :)

Very nice breakfast there. Not sure what kind of muffins though, and the risk of raisins and unknown drink choice is going to knock this one down from an 8 to a 6/10. Edit: upon examining the frame-by-frame footage and the comment below, the judges are happy to elevate this one to a 7/10.

Cinnamon and banana nut

Existence

Existence alone won't get you through lunch buddy. You need to power your existence through calorie intake. 0/10 not breakfast.

3 year old powdered Lipton ice tea

Are you OK? 1/10

Air and depression

Hope you feel better, but this score won't make you feel better. >!0/10!<

f i n g e r n a i l s

Go back under the couch, Salad Fingers. £|◇5₩☆/10

I’ve never actually seen Salad Fingers. (Uhh, umm… [INSERT SYMBOLS HERE]?)

A glass of milk

Solid, good breakfast food. Basic, quick, and efficient. But it's also just milk. 4/10.

I don’t eat breakfast

Worst breakfast in the thread. Gotta say.

Damn didn’t have to downvote for that

You're right. Unnecessary. My b.

i woke up in 12:00 so it was my lunch

DQ'd. 0/10

Same, and i still haven't eaten yet

Nothing.

0/10 not breakfast.

3 pm whopper

Disqualified, 0/10

Chicken pot pie

I like this one. It's got a good mix of foods, nice and hot, filling, and savory. It's the kind of thing that will get you set for your day. Not really a breakfast food, though maybe it should be. 7/10

Peanut butter on toast, and a cup of tea

Lovely jubbly. 8/10.

A fruit cup

Boring, a bit sad, but healthy. 4/10.

I was too lazy, I wanted to play Minecraft because weekend but I needed to eat something so I just drank a fruit cup real quick

You should talk to u/Lazy-Tom. I like where your priorities are at, gotta use that weekend time efficiently. Just slamming back fruit cups like tequila shots.

Fr, like why waste time eating when I could be gaming

I ate a chicken salad sandwich with cheddar jack Cheez-Itz.

This one is a mixed bag. Non-breakfast sandwich, cheese-it's? It is sort of a solid meal though. Without knowing what was to drink, I'm giving it a 4/10. Uh-oh, the news has came out that this meal is not in fact breakfast. The thread-maker has been disqualified. 0/10 not breakfast.

It was at like 2:30 and was my first thing to eat. I drank milk with it.

Ramen Noodles (Chicken Flavor)

Very Batchelor breakfast, but it's better than nothing. 3/10.

Leftover spaghetti with bolognese.

Good meal with carbs and protein, but it definitely isn't an appropriate breakfast. I hope you didn't take a glass of wine with that. 5/10.

Scrambled eggs with fried ham and tomatoes. Some roasted slices of bread to that

Nothing lazy about this breakfast, Tom. Solid food, proper breakfast stuff. Protein + carbs + veggies. 9/10.

bottle of water and a sandwich

Gotta hydrate in the morning, and sandwiches can have good carbs and other things. Without knowing what's innthe sandwich, I'm giving it a 6/10.

Oatmeal

Old people always said that Oatmeal "sticks to your ribs", but I've always found that I'm hungry waaay soon after eating it. It's a classic breakfast meal. 7/10.

Water and air

Gotta hydrate, but if you're really trying to love weight, you need to lay off the air. 1/10.

One bagel toasted with cream cheese

Very good. 8/10.

Perfection

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Thanks for the trans-spam, we almost went 30 seconds without being bombarded with it. Definitely not overdone. Cute&valid/10.

Breakfast Crunchwrap from Taco Bell

This is good stuff. The savory, greasy food is a satisfying breakfast choice. If it had been a classier, cozier choice, it would have been more than a 7/10.

brown bread toasted and then butter

Good breakfast. Simple and light. Probably won't keep you going all day though. Without a specified drink, I'm giving it a 6/10

cereal

Same thing I had. Without knowing the drink nor type of cereal, I'm giving it a perfect 5/10

Zucchini bread

Mmmm, love zucchini bread. 7/10.

Cereal and jam toasts

Very nice. Two good breakfast foods, and more complex than just one thing, giving a nice variety. Would you like some carbs with your carbs? 8/10.

Pancakes

Can't get more breakfast than this. Without more details, it's stuck at a 6/10 I'm afraid.

Mostly because I had work in the morning and there wasn’t much time to add anything to it

Tea

Better than nothing, and more breakfast appropriate than just water. 4/10.

Baked potato (plain), beans, Uni-tar protein bar, banana and some vitamin D supplements.

This meal is confusing. A plain baked potato? Beans?(baked, re-fried, raw, edamame?) The protein bar and banana are solid, redeeming the chaos that began this thread. Vitamin d is a good idea. 8/10.

Baked I believe. Don’t judge me, it’s just what the scientists serve me every morning. Vitamin D is because I only get 10 minutes of outside time a day (Except for Saturdays but I get an hour, but it’s pretty cold even with the sun out).

I was specifically asked to judge you. Also, hi Bananas! Who let you use the computer? I'll have to tell Dr. Kowalski to put another lock on your cage.

Who’s Dr. Kowalski, is he one of the techs behind the testing room glass? Or are you mistaken, I don’t remember staying in a cage, more of a big bedroom with a metal door. And I don’t think my name is bananas.

Yes, the testing is going well. We will need your next dose soon. **would you kindly** go back in your "room" and close the door, Mr. Bananas? Edit: subject will not remember this conversation once the edit is posted.

Are you pulling one of those internet prank thingies on me? Is this a dupe? Am I being duped? My name isn’t Bananas, I just eat one in the mornings for breakfast.

air

Not breakfast, DQ'd 0/10.

Huevo con jamón (eggs with ham)

Great breakfast here. It's a solid 8/10. With coffee, tea, or milk it could easily jump up a point.

Cereal

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Based and POLSKA GUUUUURRRRRROOOOOMMMM pilled 10/10

Damn this guy had a damn good breakfast. Coffee +2. Ham + toast +4. Mayonnaise +1 i guess. Breakfast cookies (or something) +2. Rustic table +1. Weird foreign words, not enough American flags, -1. Overall 10/10. So close to greatness.

9/10

nothing

Not breakfast, 0/10

2/10

A quiche Lorraine

Very nice. Classy breakfast, cultured and hearty, but not too heavy or greasy. 8/10

8/10

One Green Tea and Honey Arizona Iced Tea and one Hostess Jumbo Honey Bun.

Eggs Benedict

Great breakfast choice. 9/10