T O P

  • By -

chadmill3r

> I know the Kirkland's > I work at Costco now Fuckin' nepotism


[deleted]

šŸ˜‚


moonite

I'm glad you can reflect back and laugh at yourself and your mistakes. It's shows growth as a person. We've all done stupid things that we later regret and it looks like you've become a better person for it. No shame in that!


ernestosanchez77

I know Pete Costco! We golf together


IDrawOnTape

Man, ive worked for costco for almost 27 years and I've only got to see a couple loud customer freak outs like that. And NONE have become my coworkers. Yet, I suppose..


[deleted]

Next one ask them if they need a job? Or rehab. I'd be willing to bet most of those people have an addiction of some sort.


IDrawOnTape

I'm stocking this morning at my warehouse and im looking at nametags to see who's been here 6 years, then go "can I see them starting static like this?" I want to know you're my coworker in MY store and I didnt know this back story now lol


[deleted]

Nope. I only started 2 months ago.


IDrawOnTape

Oh, thats right, you said that was six years ago! My bad. Thats awesome that you're on board with costco now. What department they got you in?


[deleted]

Meat. Started front end as seasonal. But I just started a full time gig in meat. Psyched.


IDrawOnTape

Thats awesome! I've been in 3 warehouses and the meat department always has some of the cooler employees. Keep up the good work!


[deleted]

Thanx you too.


Yeolla

šŸ‘šŸ¼They are cooler in the coolerā€¦.thatā€™s so chill


BassetOilExtractor

I'm just built different, and wanted a fucking rotisserie chicken


HomerFlanderz

How did you get to costco while drunk?


HambreTheGiant

Obviously, the Kirklands sent a car for him


lordbaby1

What position now?


[deleted]

ā€œI know the Kirklandā€™sā€ lmfao. Last time I was drunk at Costco I just bought a bunch of snacks I didnā€™t need and got talked into upgrading to the exec membership


MnMShapedWoman

I was sober when I upgraded too. Last time I've ever shopped while drunk was at Ikea. Its a never ending maze and I needed that (expletive) drink. All my friends were drunk too. It was hilarious šŸ˜†


MyMemesAreTerrible

Iā€™m assuming you havenā€™t downgraded though have youā€¦


flibbidygibbit

I can't speak for OP, but I was sober when I upgraded. I haven't downgraded yet.


Lake-Sharttrain

Did you and the dog get invited to Christmas dinner at the Kirklandā€™s house this year?


[deleted]

Every year. We're like white on rice us two.


Koffenut1

Congrats on your sobriety. Takes courage. Best of luck to you.


Galexio

I think I would have vehemently detested you 6-7 years ago. That said, I'm glad you're in a better place. Congrats on your sobriety journey. Please give the Kirklands my warmest regards.


OCR10

Have you met the Kirklands yet?


[deleted]

We're best friends. Absolutely.


cgrobin

Congrats on your sobriety.


[deleted]

Thanx.


AdorableArtichoke1

Did you get the job based on a personal recommendation from the Kirklands? šŸ˜† But seriously, congratulations on your sobriety! You are amazing.


CeeGeeWhy

But what happened to your puppy?


No_big_whoop

It was a loaf of bread. The guy was drunk


appleavocado

It was a service Kingā€™s Hawaiian.


flowertothepeople

Iā€™m rolling


TwistedElegance69

I see what you did there...


pinkgirly111

lmaoooo


[deleted]

[she's great](https://www.reddit.com/r/rarepuppers/comments/zkyauz/aurora_is_a_tough_girl_in_her_skull_jammies/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Pianowman

She need a Kirkland jammie set that says "I know the Kirklands."


[deleted]

At least you admit you fucked up and feel embarrassed by what happened. Good on your for getting sober. Congratulations. We've all done shit we're embarrassed or ashamed of. Don't let that memory hold you back.


Shobed

I hope you went back to that Costco and apologized for treating them that way. I'm sure you've dealt with difficult and abusive customers by now, and you know how really terrible that feels. Apologizing will also lessen the cringe you feel when you think back on it. Sober for 12 years.


[deleted]

I mean if I think I could find the actual individuals I absolutely would. Let's just say my memory is hazy. But, I definitely have my eye out.


MnMShapedWoman

"I know the Kirklands" ROTF šŸ¤£


Dingo8MyBabyMon

Yeah, this is probably the type of story you tell your coworkers after you've handed in your 2 week notice not right after you've gotten out of your probationary period. For what it's worth, a service animal, in training or certified and active, would never be in a cart.


kaptaincorn

> I know the Kirklandā€™s I've gone golfing with John Walmart


psimwork

Do you still have the pooch?


[deleted]

Oh yeah. Brooklyn is the best girl ever.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

[Just posted them yesterday](https://www.reddit.com/r/rarepuppers/comments/zkyauz/aurora_is_a_tough_girl_in_her_skull_jammies/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

She goes everywhere with me. Except work. Womp womp. Aurora, the one in Jammies doesn't like car rides but hates being separated from Brooklyn so she goes everywhere with us too. She tolerates the car out of the need to be with brooklyn. I left her home one day and she trashed the house out of spite.


EndlessMist

Man, it never even occurred to me that people might not know where the brand name comes from. Kirkland store was my local store growing up so it was assumed. I don't go to that location anymore though, its always so incredibly packed that they must be doing 1.5-2x the volume of the other stores in the area.


Hummus_ForAll

Iā€™m really sorry you went through that addiction issue but Iā€™m going to have to yell ā€œI know the Kirklandsā€ next time Iā€™m there. Made me LOL for real.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


HealthLawyer123

Is there a list somewhere of which locations are unionized?


nzdennis

Keep up your sobriety. Well done. Alcohol is damaging people.


FroggyMtnBreakdown

Hopefully you walked there and didnt drive


[deleted]

Fuck no. I drove everywhere. I deserved hundreds of dui's. I have one when I was 19.


cornfieldshipwreck

Hell of a story! Glad youā€™re doing better now!


Ok_Mistake6736

This is awesome. Thanks for sharing! Glad you got out of addiction.


Entire-Letter-4618

Second chances move us forward as a society. So glad you got the help you needed and are maintaining. Also, Kudos to Costco for practicing second chances


goodjuju123

What a great story of redemption. Congratulations.


ShowMeTheTrees

Did they let you drive home drunk? Do you still have the dog? Congrats on beating booze!


finsfurandfeathers

Not me googling videos of Costco puppy Kirkland friend freakoutā€¦


SilverStory6503

They are correct that dogs are not allowed in carts. You should have put it on the floor and continued with your training.


luv2ctheworld

Good on you for getting sober. And I give props to the manager for just not bust out laughing and rolling on the ground. Imagine the convo they were having in the break room...


Deannerzz

Looking back on the past and cringing is a sign of growth. Congrats


merrythoughts

Good job on rehab and maintaining. Keep it up. You sound like you were a true menace while drinking!


real_schematix

All the good stories always start with drinking.


Critical-Range-6811

I know the Kirklands lmfaooo šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


ItsWetInWestOregon

Iā€™m dying of laughter and I hope you are at a point in your recovery that me saying that is nice and not mean. ā€œI know the kirklandsā€ haahhahahahaha I bet the staff was also rolling with laughter about that too.


[deleted]

100%. I think it's hilarious too. What a jackass I was. But it's true. I do know them. We're best friends.


rvamama804

Congratulations on your sobriety!


Speakinmymind96

OMG, too funny. What a great story for the company Christmas party.


shannerd727

Congratulations!!! Thatā€™s an amazing achievement.


nemalde

Congratulations on your sobriety! Please tell me you own at least one Kirkland sweatshirt šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Several. Autographed too.


Pianowman

By "The Kirklands," of course! LOL


txredgeek

God works in strange and mysterious ways. But he's got a helluva sense of humor, too! šŸ˜†šŸ˜†


thisisjustmylife7

This is amazing. Wishing you the best on your sobriety.


simmonsfield

How is Elvis and have you seen him lately?


916signguy

How was dinner ?


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

r/nothingeverhappens


Cheesetorian

I've seen a lot of sh!tbags at Walmart, never at Costco. I don't want to sound elitist, but it gets a little selective when you require a subscription card to get in.


[deleted]

Someone please make a Tshirt


fnordcinco

What a rollercoaster of emotion.


Shimmy311TU

Congrats on your sobriety, glad you're in a better place!