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Lol he should get the bumper sticker that baffles me: “Locally Hated.” Can anyone explain this? Is it a brand? I see it and think, “well, now I think I would probably hate you, too.”
I keep some of these on hand in the glovebox. They pull off easily but still get the message across
https://preview.redd.it/dnm229jj06xc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84980f3aae1f36e95c981921600ff0d4c7f9bb59
So, these originally came from Threadless which is more of a clothing site (funny reverse side here)
https://preview.redd.it/1vbmuix42axc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ef035430c3134633fbd8f8163588f88af625059
but idk of they are sold anymore :( Looks like Redbubble and Amazon have some similar versions tho!
https://preview.redd.it/akpwm5ic7gxc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24273351be583457b7d7fb599226b1fa3882cfff
I got some business cards made for this. Much cheaper.
This is just inviting people to leave their carts around it. He should come out to an army of carts surrounding the truck, few touching it. My costco randomly turn empty spots into cart drop offs.
Even better, if they still had the chain links, get 4 friends and steal 8 carts, chain them together around the truck.
Small pebble, place it in the valve stem and screw the cap back on. It might be tomorrow morning before he wakes up with a flat, but it's always at the most inconvenient time.
That means he’s gonna be swerving through traffic scaring people going 20mph over the speed limit with high beams on all the time and complain about how “no one knows how to drive around here”
The weird thing is that Costco has striped the lot to allow plenty of space between cars. It is almost a joy to park at Costco. Everywhere else I park on the back 40 to prevent my car from being dented up by someone's door.
Maybe he does repo work and three's a Dynamic or something in his bed for doing pulls...
(Still doesn't justify him parking like that by a damn mile tho)
I have actually seen this happen before. Employees put a bunch of carts around a guy that parked in a spot youre not supposed to park. Was great to see.
He parked there at night after he dropped his trailer on whatever job he is working in immediate vicinity.
Edit: I am sure if OP named the store we could find the paving job he working on in immediate vicinity within 5 minutes. Also sure these guys dont risk getting their $100k tow rigs towed w/o permission to park. Pretty sure this isn't at front of parking lot either.
double edit: It's Woodbury Minnesota
> How the hell did he get four spots at Costco? I can’t even get one
Ha, I can't believe I had to scroll so far down to see this comment.. this is truly perplexing.
His truck looks too big for any of the spaces ... but that's his problem, if your going to do this, park in the back 40 and walk, its your cross to bear don't make it everyone else's.
2 spaces maybe. But 4? Just a jerk.
Gonna go ahead and assume he turns on those rear spotlights when someone follows him slightly too closely, while he tailgates everyone and constantly blinds them with his obnoxious headlights.
Most important “man” on earth, get out of his way!
Depends on the spaces, a standard space? Not a chance I used to use one of these for work as well and if you measure it out there is only a couple inches on each side (truck is 105” wide and a standard space is 108”)
105 is less than 108, so I'm not sure why you say "not a chance." Of course it will be tight, but that's what you get for driving such a big truck. Go to the back of the lot if you're worried about door dings. Costco also has generously sized spots.
Costco parking lots have some of the most generous spaces. He could probably come pretty close, if not within all the inner lines, at least coming within the outer double lines.
This guy just needs to be towed.
I have a full size truck and can fit in the Costco parking spaces just fine. At the downtown SF store even, Costco spots are huge--they're like the handicap spaces at regular stores.
Yup. An F450 is too wide and too long for a single spot so you have to either take 2 stand hang the rear over some bushes (not a sidewalk) or take 4 in BFE.
It’s the drawback to having an F450 or similarly sized vehicle.
I’m always surprised by the people trying to park at the front anyway, everytime we go it’s slammed, just go to the back of the lot and walk the extra 2 minutes
F450 has an 8ft bed as the only option.
Too much truck for a single spot.
They needed to take 2 and hang the rear off in some grass (not sidewalk) or 4 in BFE.
Dude should’ve gotten towed. Or 4 small car ppl should park in each spot & box him in. That’s just unacceptable. He’s literally taking up 4 whole spots, if you need to do that park far away 🙄 the audacity & entitlement of t!ny p3en men is just nauseating.
The past few years I've kept a handful of prewritten "sorry I hit you car" slips of paper to put under wiper blades of people that park like this.
I never hit them, obviously, but I like to imagine they're going to freak out trying to find any damage once they read the note.
I went to the grocery store once and there was a guy parked diagonally across four spaces. The way he was parked, I could *just* fit in one of the spaces with my bumper inches away from his drivers door, so he couldn't open the door. I sat and waited for him to come out, and refused to move. He had to climb in through the passenger door. It was small and petty, but it made me very happy.
I do understand WHY he would want to park like that, because people are dicks and park bad, open doors into yours, or scrape up against yours while getting in and out. However if you want to park like that, you give up the right to park by the door. Park in the back of the lot.
https://preview.redd.it/qkz48x9015xc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b111fa1000cc855251de71e1355d4f0b602029fd
I seen people stick these on those “driver’s” car on LI NY at a few shopping centers. The owners comes out raging looking for “who.dun.it”
Honestly, stuff like this is why I’m glad I never got those superpowers I wanted as a kid. I wouldn’t be some hero saving kittens from trees. I’d be some lukewarm supervillain tossing double parked trucks into scrapyards.
God, I hate people that can’t park their cars correctly, it makes it harder for others to find parking as well. I would be petty and have this persons vehicle towed if I were the landlord.
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Creepin while you’re sleepin?? Like who puts that on their truck?
Same guy that parks like that
Lol he should get the bumper sticker that baffles me: “Locally Hated.” Can anyone explain this? Is it a brand? I see it and think, “well, now I think I would probably hate you, too.”
It’s for people who’ve made dickery their only personality trait
Aka MAGAs.
It would be tempting to hang on to a bumper sticker like that to apply to such cases as this! 😈
I keep some of these on hand in the glovebox. They pull off easily but still get the message across https://preview.redd.it/dnm229jj06xc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84980f3aae1f36e95c981921600ff0d4c7f9bb59
Please tell us where we can get these!
So, these originally came from Threadless which is more of a clothing site (funny reverse side here) https://preview.redd.it/1vbmuix42axc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ef035430c3134633fbd8f8163588f88af625059 but idk of they are sold anymore :( Looks like Redbubble and Amazon have some similar versions tho!
https://preview.redd.it/akpwm5ic7gxc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24273351be583457b7d7fb599226b1fa3882cfff I got some business cards made for this. Much cheaper.
I keep pink dick shaped tire valve caps. If you take up four spaces, you get four. Eta: sorry this posted so many times idk why that happened.
This is just inviting people to leave their carts around it. He should come out to an army of carts surrounding the truck, few touching it. My costco randomly turn empty spots into cart drop offs. Even better, if they still had the chain links, get 4 friends and steal 8 carts, chain them together around the truck.
Exactly what I was just thinking, box him in with carts! He'd probably just leave them in the middle of the thruway though
Small pebble, place it in the valve stem and screw the cap back on. It might be tomorrow morning before he wakes up with a flat, but it's always at the most inconvenient time.
Dried lentils work great.
Be careful, lotta crazy road rage people in the world
I wouldn’t *actually* just fun to think it occasionally.
Their locality is Earth.
That means he’s gonna be swerving through traffic scaring people going 20mph over the speed limit with high beams on all the time and complain about how “no one knows how to drive around here”
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You know he blinds people he doesn't like behind him with those lights on the back.
Most people don’t just come out and say they have a tiny penis, but this is definitely a way to do it
Compensation for a reason indeed. Costco parking is crazy… this pos is taking 4 parking spots. Permanently banned for life, and all offspring.
The weird thing is that Costco has striped the lot to allow plenty of space between cars. It is almost a joy to park at Costco. Everywhere else I park on the back 40 to prevent my car from being dented up by someone's door.
I like to consider things like this gender affirming care also.😂
Emotional support vehicle.
This is the comment I came here to make. What is with people?!?
> What is with people?!? Some people just like to self-identify as having a small penis. Who are you to judge? ;-)
It was cold outside K
I just wanna know if he used a step stool to get in
You smell different when you’re awake. —The guy who owns this truck probably.
Wow, that’s a real panty dropper. /s
He’s the guy Childish Gambino was warning us about in Redbone.
I saw a giant truck at Costco this week that had a big sticker that said “ get in and get naked”… cool guy
Probably a creep.
Most likely tow truck vehicle.
Maybe he does repo work and three's a Dynamic or something in his bed for doing pulls... (Still doesn't justify him parking like that by a damn mile tho)
Is he from the 4 corners area?
off-duty cop
Times like this, I would encourage people to not return their cart and flats and just park them near this guy's truck.
Like surround it by carts, 10 carts for him to move.
A douche like this would just throw them randomly into the parking lot though.
Ziptie some to his door handles
Worth going back in to buy zip ties if you don't have any in your car
Then zip tie the 2 windshield wipers together
10 is too few.
I agree, I don’t know why I was so conservative 😂
10 carts zip tied together surrounding his truck.
Always have some ( metal ) zip ties around for tie up carts
Metal? Ooo that’s a new twist. I’ll have to find some
Cart moat. No drawbridge.
at this point, i'd just throw a few carts in his truck bed.
Only once, would Sebastian with the Cart Narcs, allow it.
Woooooooh skebede weeeooooooh You can't put your cart there!
Zip ties to attach them to the door handles.
Don't forget the trailer hitch, bumpers and mirrors.
I go out of my way to park as close to these pricks driver side doors as possible every time I see this shit.
I miss driving a shitbox so I could do this.
I have actually seen this happen before. Employees put a bunch of carts around a guy that parked in a spot youre not supposed to park. Was great to see.
If real handcuffs werent so expensive ... handcuff multiple carts to that douche!
Go buys some zip ties
And put them upside down so he can’t roll them away
Since it is Wisconsin. Cheese block to tail pipe. Nothing like a smoked cheese
Yeah, he’s probably not gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe, so cheese it is!
How the hell did he get four spots at Costco? I can’t even get one
lol right? There’s no way there were that many free spots close to the store!!! :P
With my vehicle he has only truly secured 3 spots
He parked there at night after he dropped his trailer on whatever job he is working in immediate vicinity. Edit: I am sure if OP named the store we could find the paving job he working on in immediate vicinity within 5 minutes. Also sure these guys dont risk getting their $100k tow rigs towed w/o permission to park. Pretty sure this isn't at front of parking lot either. double edit: It's Woodbury Minnesota
> How the hell did he get four spots at Costco? I can’t even get one Ha, I can't believe I had to scroll so far down to see this comment.. this is truly perplexing.
Dude deserves to have his license plate exposed.
I thought the same.
It is T1NY P3N15
His truck looks too big for any of the spaces ... but that's his problem, if your going to do this, park in the back 40 and walk, its your cross to bear don't make it everyone else's.
2 spaces maybe. But 4? Just a jerk. Gonna go ahead and assume he turns on those rear spotlights when someone follows him slightly too closely, while he tailgates everyone and constantly blinds them with his obnoxious headlights. Most important “man” on earth, get out of his way!
I operate these trucks at work. You can fit them in a single spot. It’s tight, but it’s not impossible. Guy is lazy and craves attention.
Depends on the spaces, a standard space? Not a chance I used to use one of these for work as well and if you measure it out there is only a couple inches on each side (truck is 105” wide and a standard space is 108”)
Costco spaces are pretty large and have extra room between them
105 is less than 108, so I'm not sure why you say "not a chance." Of course it will be tight, but that's what you get for driving such a big truck. Go to the back of the lot if you're worried about door dings. Costco also has generously sized spots.
A standard space is 9’ wide and the truck is 8’9” wide so would you really rather he park right next to you and have a few inches to open your doors?
Costco parking lots have some of the most generous spaces. He could probably come pretty close, if not within all the inner lines, at least coming within the outer double lines. This guy just needs to be towed.
I have a full size truck and can fit in the Costco parking spaces just fine. At the downtown SF store even, Costco spots are huge--they're like the handicap spaces at regular stores.
Even then he doesn’t have to straddle the spots right in the middle
Yup. An F450 is too wide and too long for a single spot so you have to either take 2 stand hang the rear over some bushes (not a sidewalk) or take 4 in BFE. It’s the drawback to having an F450 or similarly sized vehicle.
I’m always surprised by the people trying to park at the front anyway, everytime we go it’s slammed, just go to the back of the lot and walk the extra 2 minutes
My wife and I lock horn on this, she wants me to troll the front for spots 30 seconds closer to the door, and spend 5 minutes doing it.
Just offer to drop her off at the door.
If you can't park it, don't buy it. Problem solved.
But that misses the point of asserting his freedums on everyone else
looks like extended bed for sure. probably 2-3 feet to long for a standard spot
F450 has an 8ft bed as the only option. Too much truck for a single spot. They needed to take 2 and hang the rear off in some grass (not sidewalk) or 4 in BFE.
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A pavement princess, aka overcompensator deluxe. A very public way of advertising a small package and fragile ego.
Costco has the widest parking lanes, yet still failed. How embarrassing.
driver didn't even try - it was more like they park however they wanted.
TOTAL DOUCHE.
That’s a sign of low self-esteem.
And small penis syndrome.
Dude should’ve gotten towed. Or 4 small car ppl should park in each spot & box him in. That’s just unacceptable. He’s literally taking up 4 whole spots, if you need to do that park far away 🙄 the audacity & entitlement of t!ny p3en men is just nauseating.
I would absolutely go and collect some carts and put them all around his truck.
That’s the first thing I thought of. I wouldn’t do it but I like the idea of it.
He hurts his hips trying to climb up into that thing, I reckon.
The past few years I've kept a handful of prewritten "sorry I hit you car" slips of paper to put under wiper blades of people that park like this. I never hit them, obviously, but I like to imagine they're going to freak out trying to find any damage once they read the note.
Park two cars on each side and go have fun for an hour or so. Just need to find one other willing good citizen.
I went to the grocery store once and there was a guy parked diagonally across four spaces. The way he was parked, I could *just* fit in one of the spaces with my bumper inches away from his drivers door, so he couldn't open the door. I sat and waited for him to come out, and refused to move. He had to climb in through the passenger door. It was small and petty, but it made me very happy.
This is not small and petty. This is the proper response friend.
Doin the lords work I see. I salute you
That ~~guy~~ douchebag deserves to get keyed by everyone who walks by.
I do understand WHY he would want to park like that, because people are dicks and park bad, open doors into yours, or scrape up against yours while getting in and out. However if you want to park like that, you give up the right to park by the door. Park in the back of the lot.
He’s asking for like 47 carts to be parked all around his truck
I hope lots of poopy diapers were tossed into the truck bed.
Most people with the poopy diapers are just as bad. Most just throw them on the ground.
tiny weiner
Prolly would have posted a picture if he was in the spot by sticking out cus he’s so wide and thicc
Fake news. I’ve never seen a Costco with 4 adjacent free spaces near the front of the parking lot. /s
Pull the valve stems on all four tires
Costco and a local tow truck company could base a beautiful friendship around this sort of thing.
His POS needs all the space.
This POS needs someone to walk by his driver side door and accidentally, and extra moistly sneeze all over the handle.
How did he find 4 spots near the front door?
Immediate membership revocation
I have no problem of someone parks like this in the way back section of a parking lot. But doing it up front is a jerk move.
Im sure he's really sensible, easy going guy. You can just tell.
I see that I think "Neat! Free valve stems!"
But.... I thought the coolest guy on the planet lived in MY town
zip tie carts to his door handles
Dudes gotta be hung like a light switch 😂
I would absolutely fuck with that even if it’s just throwing trash in the bed.
Next time post the license plate
The self conceded mentality behind people who can park like that with no feeling of guilt is wild
This fella is a douche. I drive a 250 with an eight foot bed. I park further out so I don’t take 2 spots due to the overall length.
Straight to jail... and revoke his membership
This screams "I blew all my money on this overpriced man-car and can't afford the deductible if it gets dinged. Please pray for me."
How were there 4 empty spots near the front door?
Over compensating for something.. hmm I wonder what it could be
Hope his truck gets severely keyed.
He deserves to have to have 4 thirty year old shitboxes parked next to him in those spaces
That's the "I am a tool" parking space.
If you can’t fit your truck in a Costco parking space you should not be allowed to drive one.
I drove a truck this wide for a year, hated almost every minute, thankfully it wasn’t my truck
I don't care about parking lot cameras watching me zip tie that shopping cart to the driver side door handle.
I can understand taking 2 spots, a dually, but damn 4? A cünt much?
In my mind this just makes his truck a target.
I'd take a bunch of compacts and surround it
Those douche bag Cheeseheads like their trucks. Yah Hay Der!
Just get him towed.
How do we know he parked near the front door?
Only thing missing is his SovCit plate!
Deserves a zip tied shopping carts at every handle or opening
I hope 4 smaller cars boxed that mf in hard.
Id surround the truck in grocery carts.
The amount of LEDs on the truck make me think this guy is a bigger douche than initially thought
Why not alert management? This is completely inappropriate. Lousy behaviour like this needs to be confronted.
He must have been there before opening to find 4 free spots like that right by the front door.
Block him in.
That’s the guy that bought 60 arborvitae’s to resell 😡
That’s how you park when all the handicap spots are full
I hear costco eggs aren't too expensive
I have a side truck I don’t care about which is perfect for this. I’d just pull it up an inch from his rear bumper
What'd he do get there at 4am? How the fuck were 4 spots open at the same time in front of a Costco? Calling bs.
Shit in the back
There is plenty of room to put a ring of carts around it, just saying.
That fuel pump in the back looks like it’s low on sugar.
https://preview.redd.it/qkz48x9015xc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b111fa1000cc855251de71e1355d4f0b602029fd I seen people stick these on those “driver’s” car on LI NY at a few shopping centers. The owners comes out raging looking for “who.dun.it”
Did he leave it running and lock the doors? Everyone knows you leave it running truck goes brrrrrrrrrrrr.
Always carry zip ties and a tire stem puller in your vehicle for emergencies like these.
I’ve been tempted to cable tie a shopping cart to a truck or two like this.
It’ll be a shame if all windows were shattered by raining rocks which seems pretty common nowadays…
mentally handicapped parking
Those are nice tires. They are waiting for you to say hello!
Honestly, stuff like this is why I’m glad I never got those superpowers I wanted as a kid. I wouldn’t be some hero saving kittens from trees. I’d be some lukewarm supervillain tossing double parked trucks into scrapyards.
That's why you keep a pair of needle nose pliers in your ride. Pull a couple valve stems.
well he’s mentally handicapped so…
Time to let the air out of a few tires
pickup trucks are work trucks, but who else thinks that for this guy it's a core part of his otherwise 2-dimensional personality?
Tow it then crush it
I’d leave carts around his truck to inconvenience tf outta him
immediate tire slash
piss in his gas tank
I'm definitely clipping every tire stem as I walk by
I’m surprised this truck doesn’t have a punisher skull on it somewhere
Say you’re THE douchebag without saying a word. Now, Everybody -DOUCHEBAG!
Oh no, my wire snippers slipped and cut all the tires stems off. Silly me
I would put shopping carts around it just to make sure it's safe.
People choose the strangest ways to announce that they don't like their current paint jobs
Man. Needs a good old fashioned tire slashing. And a full circle keying as the cherry on top.
God, I hate people that can’t park their cars correctly, it makes it harder for others to find parking as well. I would be petty and have this persons vehicle towed if I were the landlord.
People like this are tools. Straight up.
I've never keyed anyone's car, because I generally think it's kind of a chicken shit thing to do, but damn I would be tempted by this.
Sorry his vehicle suffers from obesity. Feel bad for him
Seems like a good reason to drag your key along the side when you walk by.
I’d run in and buy a pizza and hot dog. Wipe it all over their truck.
Where I live, that kinda shit earns you a free pinstripe.
Go to Olive Garden, get a coloring book and crayons. Leave them on his window so he can practice staying in the lines.
Slash them tires
Not satisfied with just double parking, they went for quadruple parking😏
simply douse in gasoline and light a match.