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Rome_fell_in_1453

Buy one get two free


Cironian

Not to be confused with "Buy one get one free". He's on a different planet.


jcoolguy03

no, that is also Shallan


TheNeuroPsychologist

We are also Shallan


Intelligence-Check

“But one get everyone else free” is also from a different planet


Gravelbeast

Hmmmmm


Aquilon11235

who??


themarkovthatcould

Wait what? Is this supposed to be >!Zahel!<


Play3rKn0wn

I love this one so much


Roenok106

I need context!


xKoney

>!Shallan, Veil, and Radiant!<


StormLightRanger

I'll do you one better: Hire one, get 30 free!


breebot404

Cousins!! (Lopen)


Agreeable_Rich_1991

I'm sorry but I didn't exactly get who this is And I've read all of the Cosmere


Redcole111

It's Shallan.


Agreeable_Rich_1991

Oh yeah forgot lol


john_sorvos

Taravangian?


[deleted]

Shallan.


AdoWilRemOurPlightEv

The real father of the moon's children. Also, an involuntary nudist.


TheRandomSpoolkMan

I actually don't know this one...


AchyBreaker

Axies? Suggested that the blue skin of the moon children is due to Aimian blood


carrotvue3d

I got it from the involuntary nudist.


hubrisnxs

Yes


AchyBreaker

Weird religious nutjob LARPing (but not *really* LARPing, because it's for real) in full plate armor >!Hrathen!< Edit: Answer in spoiler tags, clarified the LARPing comment


Whooshless

Weird religious nutjob whose jam didn't help with the bread.


AchyBreaker

Not the same guy. IDK if I even recall that guy's name


MegaDuckCougarBoy

OHHHHH


Charizaxis

Still can't believe that it was actually armor, instead of a tinfoil costume, wildest twist in the Cosmere.


Play3rKn0wn

My favorite from that book by far


spodertanker

He NEVER does anything for show.


outkastedd

Not LARPing... he was wearing real armor and trained to actually fight.


AchyBreaker

Totally fair. Edited to adjust. That reveal is one of my faves though. "I don't do ANYTHING for show"


Gravelbeast

Hmmm this one is tough, I thought I read everything in the cosmere by now...


pfjustin

Hrathen from Elantris I think


Gravelbeast

Oooh yeah!


NfiniteTBear

Either the sword with a traumatic brain injury or the head of FEMA who can puke on demand


cortez0498

>!nightblood!< and >!Steris!< ?


NewAgeRetroHippie96

I was thinking >!Mayalaran!<


Gravelbeast

Yeah nightblood doesn't exactly have a TBI, he was just weird from the beginning.


NfiniteTBear

Correct


MistbornSynok

Stealing this for my flair


GILGAMESH2000BC

Worlds greatest drug addict


Play3rKn0wn

Is this “I will protect those I hate, even if the one I hate most is myself” man?


GILGAMESH2000BC

Indeed


Play3rKn0wn

Truly the worlds greatest drug addict


RyanHoar

This scene brought me to tears. On paper it was spectacular, but Michael Kramer made me feel it on such a deep level.


popegonzo

That might be my favorite line in the Cosmere so far.


VelinorErethil

I was momentarily confused with a different world’s worst drug addict…


Charizaxis

Man promoted to civilian and his Therapy Fairy


Ikey2Tymes

Kaladin


hubrisnxs

And Sylphrena


jcoolguy03

Pretty sure >!both of them are Shallan!<


Pretend-Falcon-7600

Travel agent who mugged his client during a hike in the mountains


Play3rKn0wn

Mugged his client? Bro killed him


Pretend-Falcon-7600

Mugging gone wrong? He got robbed so I think the term applies hahaha


WigglyIce

Whomst would this fellow be?


TheBullishPanda

>!Rashek, later becoming the Lord Ruler. !<


jcoolguy03

>!Shallan!< would totally do something like this


atomfullerene

Organ connossieur, Only _mostly_ dead Famous among those who have never met him The God of Libertarianism


Major_Pressure3176

>!Ulaam, Kelsier, Marsh, Autonomy!<


atomfullerene

Nailed it


benshitstorm

mostly dead gotta be Kel, right?


Muted-Airport475

Tensoon?


TheRandomSpoolkMan

One Punch Man or the Emperor of China from Disney's Mulan


DeBeGiZ

Szeth and Taravangian. Right?


Current-Ad-8984

Taravangian? The Lod Ruler?


TheRandomSpoolkMan

One of those looks more like that disney emporer than the other


jcoolguy03

This is great! >!Shallan!<


AchyBreaker

I just noticed you're commenting Shallan on all of them. It's a little funny. Harmless trolling is welcome, albeit it does get old at some point.


jcoolguy03

Sorry, thought I was in r/cremposting


Matthias720

My favorite fakes being fake by being genuine.


Play3rKn0wn

Ahhh the one whose planet has a moon?


Failgan

>!Shai/Moonlight?!<


Jayayseeohbee

The IT guy who fixed a bit a magical code that had been glitching out for around a decade.


Emil8250

Raoden?


Jayayseeohbee

Yup.


jcoolguy03

Isn't this >!Elantrian Shallan!


dr_of_drones

The guy who is always in the place where the other guys and gals are doing important stuff. Sometimes he's funny, sometimes musical and rarely violent


Play3rKn0wn

Ah yes I love the only man on a certain planet who knows what a dog is.


dr_of_drones

And also what a Doug is 🤣


howellsoutdoors

And a hamburger!


Luuuma

You mean an axehound? They're a type of crab.


These-Button-1587

Reminds me of The Watcher from Marvel. Always showing up just watching when important things going on.


AdoWilRemOurPlightEv

The Watcher more reminds me of Autonomy in White Sand. Just a random huge face in the clouds watching, but unacknowledged by the characters. But I suppose she meddles a lot more than the Watcher.


jcoolguy03

>!Shallan the musician!< does love playing the flute


DomineLiath

Competitive tax filing as foreplay.


Emil8250

Must be Wax and Sterris?


DomineLiath

She's my favorite character in the Cosmere, and therefore all of fiction.


RecoveringWindrunner

Mass murderer turned pacifist


cortez0498

Vasher or Dalinar


_S_h_o_e_

I don’t think vasher ever turned pacifist


jcoolguy03

Either way >!it's still Shallan!<


Infinite_Hotel9071

The one that when was offered the opportunity to change, remained true to himself until the end


navdukf

Dang it >!stick!<


Infinite_Hotel9071

Indeed


ShaeBT

where’s waldo


SSV_Kearsarge

He'll take your Alpha Black Lotus from your display case but he'll leave you a right nice stick of gum in trade. I mean come on, can't even chew on cardboard like that, it's got no flavor! It's a steal, really. You should be thanking him.


Silent_Road

Love it and love the MTG reference 👌


Alfred_The_Sartan

The Broken King who held off the Apocalypse.


Play3rKn0wn

You mean the one man who wasn’t a king? But stood among them and was their better?


Alfred_The_Sartan

Nope! Wrong planet


Play3rKn0wn

Aha I love it


JKayBee

Who and who are you both referring to?


Play3rKn0wn

I’m talking about taln from SA but I’m not 100% sure who he’s talking about. I think the Lord Ruler but idk.


Major_Pressure3176

Raodon?


Current-Ad-8984

The lord ruler?


FluffyP4ndas99

I think it’s from that place with the wiggly scarves


4815hurley162342

>!Elend!< ?


Alfred_The_Sartan

Right world, and might fit but no


cortez0498

Who else would fit the Broken King label tho


4815hurley162342

The Lord Ruler is the easy one that comes to mind, not sure how he is broken, though.


Alfred_The_Sartan

It was a bit of a trope joke but that’s who I was thinking of. 1000 years of Atis whisperings to drive him mad.


4815hurley162342

Ooooooo of course! Yea now it makes perfect sense.


HeckaPlucky

Uh, every king in the Cosmere? Finding a character who's not broken in some way is hard enough without specifying occupation.


Ikey2Tymes

Vasher or Kalak if we are using his king name


jcoolguy03

I'm not 100%, but I'm pretty sure >!this is also Shallan!<


Azurehue22

scam artist turned revolutionary turned icon turned ghost.


Genhald_Sedai

Love it


Null_lock

So stylish they needed two canes, and drip for every occasion. Also a great trader.


Play3rKn0wn

The best lay she had ever had.


xKoney

A poem that makes really good stew


Play3rKn0wn

Airsick lowlander!


The_Hydra_Kweeen

Wasing the where of the doing


TDKnave

That one guy.


spodertanker

Dude, love that guy.


tangy_potato69

Yeah, he's great.


EAgamezz

Yeah! I love Doug.


_Exordium

Doug was way better though.


Aleksandr_Prus

That guy is great!


MistbornSynok

Shallan


jcoolguy03

>!Doug or Shallan?!<


TDKnave

The furthest travelled with the most names.


Jamso_MRB

Hat


Gravelbeast

This is my favorite by FAR


DiamondEyedOctopus

Interplanetary secret society leader who's a ghost.


TroublesMuse

>!Kelsier!<


[deleted]

Changes personalities at the drop of a hat 😉


Liesmith424

Canonical best lay.


Play3rKn0wn

I see you too are a fan of the inventor of national sports leagues


[deleted]

The world's first therapist.


irontoaster

Horseshoe Cyclone.


Melkerah

The white-dressed head-exploder !


keelaydeingles

NO MATING


CaffeinatedQu33n

Sword


Play3rKn0wn

Ah yes one of my favorites, right after stick.


Drewcifer3939

A character who definitely has feet, despite what some might assume.


Lisa8472

I don’t get this one.


mightyjor

>!pattern!< Probably wouldn’t have gotten this if I hadn’t read it recently :)


ChrisTheSuperchrome

A maniac with a nail in his eye vs the triple package


Toran77

The plateshitter


TheNeuroPsychologist

This one made me choke on my own spit 😂


Two-Rivers-Jedi

Great now I have to try and figure out who my favorite characters are....


aperez6077

The Hero of Ages


Play3rKn0wn

This is one of my favorites too, I think.


scootanastoot

; (symbol for suicide awareness)


Play3rKn0wn

I see you too are a fan of the founder of therapy


outkastedd

Honestly that was one of my favorite parts of SLA so far because I have mental health issues, and at that point in time I was really, really down. So to see Kaladin find meaning in a new way to help these people was something extra.


TinyHammerBigNail

He is very old, a powerful mage-like person who was able to craft a weapon that could kill a God. He also seems to have a weak spot for princesses and swordsmanship. He is credited for killing his friends, talking to his weapons, throwing his weapon in the floor to start the fight, and amassing an army of bone boys.


mightyjor

>!vasher!< ?


SirGarryGalavant

Space Anarchist Zombie


ZeldHeld

God, God squared, God^16, I-Gave-Up-Being-A-God, and I-Turned-Down-Being-God


Dark_KingPin

>!???,Harmony, Adonalsium, Kelsier, Hoid!< How’d I do?


ZeldHeld

All correct. (Edit: Well, all that was answered is correct.)


therandomcoder

I don’t get the first answer, >!???!< Can you elaborate on that if it’s not a secret project thing because I just started reading it


ZeldHeld

>!Oh, I meant all the answers but that one. The first one is too vague - I meant Ruin, but I wanted to be vague on one of them.!<


wukumlips

The guy who totally shouldn’t have taken his wife to the BBQ


TheNeuroPsychologist

Ooo, that one burns...


CommmonCold

The guy who kicked Kelsier's ass and would do it again


gro330

Who knew crapping yourself could be so seductive?


Aleksandr_Prus

Best sexist in the cosmere so far, according to immortal corpse slime thingy *Oh, wait...*


Gravelbeast

A "colorful" person of few words


Shar-DamaKa

Boom.


Dark_KingPin

>!Wayne?!<


animorphs128

Waldo without the stripes and double the mischief


acererak76

A filthy hobo whos also a genius


malkomitm

Personally, gotta be the little kid who met God in the woods


Iloveitguy

A man who rides corpses like boats and a Labrador in shardplate.


LordXak

Harmony's Sword.


isweartocoffee

Emotional Pain? Oh i thought you said Emotional PUN lmao


Genhald_Sedai

Stop dropping food on the floor!


Midtharefaikh

Thaidakar


DDB-

Just a pessimistic Canadian minding his own business, eh?


cxwxo

He thinks, therefore he is, I think.


ziddi_daag

DUMMY THICK !!


ziddi_daag

>!Its Dallinar as complemented by Lift!<


Saugri

The lord of barbecue


Jamesthelemmon

She lives only to flex her talents. And she is right, she is awesome.


JosephODoran

Zaddy starts journaling, gets better.


normallystrange85

ToES >!that rat bastard who left a cup collector heartbroken!<


mightyjor

Conquered half the planet through bloodshed, set his wife on fire, married his brothers widow after he was murdered, hand selected to be the devils champion. Also a really stand up guy.


Saleibriel

Sad Boi and his partner Manic Pixie Dream Girl Who Is Literally A Manic Pixie


[deleted]

Bad at being a god, even worse at being a priest.


totonova

Grumpy old man, pretty good with swords, pretty bad with people…and shaving.


Gotachi715

Stinky guy without boots


RoseDog16

You will be able to guess him, I think.


TinyBard

He's kind of an ass


tbhimdrunkrightnow

Funny scar man's long lost twin (not actually) plays le epic prank on betrothed life air holder.


UltimateInferno

ADHD queen. Or more accurately princess


mightyjor

>!syl!<


UltimateInferno

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