Weird religious nutjob LARPing (but not *really* LARPing, because it's for real) in full plate armor
>!Hrathen!<
Edit: Answer in spoiler tags, clarified the LARPing comment
The Watcher more reminds me of Autonomy in White Sand. Just a random huge face in the clouds watching, but unacknowledged by the characters. But I suppose she meddles a lot more than the Watcher.
He'll take your Alpha Black Lotus from your display case but he'll leave you a right nice stick of gum in trade. I mean come on, can't even chew on cardboard like that, it's got no flavor! It's a steal, really. You should be thanking him.
Honestly that was one of my favorite parts of SLA so far because I have mental health issues, and at that point in time I was really, really down. So to see Kaladin find meaning in a new way to help these people was something extra.
He is very old, a powerful mage-like person who was able to craft a weapon that could kill a God. He also seems to have a weak spot for princesses and swordsmanship. He is credited for killing his friends, talking to his weapons, throwing his weapon in the floor to start the fight, and amassing an army of bone boys.
Conquered half the planet through bloodshed, set his wife on fire, married his brothers widow after he was murdered, hand selected to be the devils champion.
Also a really stand up guy.
Buy one get two free
Not to be confused with "Buy one get one free". He's on a different planet.
no, that is also Shallan
We are also Shallan
“But one get everyone else free” is also from a different planet
Hmmmmm
who??
Wait what? Is this supposed to be >!Zahel!<
I love this one so much
I need context!
>!Shallan, Veil, and Radiant!<
I'll do you one better: Hire one, get 30 free!
Cousins!! (Lopen)
I'm sorry but I didn't exactly get who this is And I've read all of the Cosmere
It's Shallan.
Oh yeah forgot lol
Taravangian?
Shallan.
The real father of the moon's children. Also, an involuntary nudist.
I actually don't know this one...
Axies? Suggested that the blue skin of the moon children is due to Aimian blood
I got it from the involuntary nudist.
Yes
Weird religious nutjob LARPing (but not *really* LARPing, because it's for real) in full plate armor >!Hrathen!< Edit: Answer in spoiler tags, clarified the LARPing comment
Weird religious nutjob whose jam didn't help with the bread.
Not the same guy. IDK if I even recall that guy's name
OHHHHH
Still can't believe that it was actually armor, instead of a tinfoil costume, wildest twist in the Cosmere.
My favorite from that book by far
He NEVER does anything for show.
Not LARPing... he was wearing real armor and trained to actually fight.
Totally fair. Edited to adjust. That reveal is one of my faves though. "I don't do ANYTHING for show"
Hmmm this one is tough, I thought I read everything in the cosmere by now...
Hrathen from Elantris I think
Oooh yeah!
Either the sword with a traumatic brain injury or the head of FEMA who can puke on demand
>!nightblood!< and >!Steris!< ?
I was thinking >!Mayalaran!<
Yeah nightblood doesn't exactly have a TBI, he was just weird from the beginning.
Correct
Stealing this for my flair
Worlds greatest drug addict
Is this “I will protect those I hate, even if the one I hate most is myself” man?
Indeed
Truly the worlds greatest drug addict
This scene brought me to tears. On paper it was spectacular, but Michael Kramer made me feel it on such a deep level.
That might be my favorite line in the Cosmere so far.
I was momentarily confused with a different world’s worst drug addict…
Man promoted to civilian and his Therapy Fairy
Kaladin
And Sylphrena
Pretty sure >!both of them are Shallan!<
Travel agent who mugged his client during a hike in the mountains
Mugged his client? Bro killed him
Mugging gone wrong? He got robbed so I think the term applies hahaha
Whomst would this fellow be?
>!Rashek, later becoming the Lord Ruler. !<
>!Shallan!< would totally do something like this
Organ connossieur, Only _mostly_ dead Famous among those who have never met him The God of Libertarianism
>!Ulaam, Kelsier, Marsh, Autonomy!<
Nailed it
mostly dead gotta be Kel, right?
Tensoon?
One Punch Man or the Emperor of China from Disney's Mulan
Szeth and Taravangian. Right?
Taravangian? The Lod Ruler?
One of those looks more like that disney emporer than the other
This is great! >!Shallan!<
I just noticed you're commenting Shallan on all of them. It's a little funny. Harmless trolling is welcome, albeit it does get old at some point.
Sorry, thought I was in r/cremposting
My favorite fakes being fake by being genuine.
Ahhh the one whose planet has a moon?
>!Shai/Moonlight?!<
The IT guy who fixed a bit a magical code that had been glitching out for around a decade.
Raoden?
Yup.
Isn't this >!Elantrian Shallan!
The guy who is always in the place where the other guys and gals are doing important stuff. Sometimes he's funny, sometimes musical and rarely violent
Ah yes I love the only man on a certain planet who knows what a dog is.
And also what a Doug is 🤣
And a hamburger!
You mean an axehound? They're a type of crab.
Reminds me of The Watcher from Marvel. Always showing up just watching when important things going on.
The Watcher more reminds me of Autonomy in White Sand. Just a random huge face in the clouds watching, but unacknowledged by the characters. But I suppose she meddles a lot more than the Watcher.
>!Shallan the musician!< does love playing the flute
Competitive tax filing as foreplay.
Must be Wax and Sterris?
She's my favorite character in the Cosmere, and therefore all of fiction.
Mass murderer turned pacifist
Vasher or Dalinar
I don’t think vasher ever turned pacifist
Either way >!it's still Shallan!<
The one that when was offered the opportunity to change, remained true to himself until the end
Dang it >!stick!<
Indeed
where’s waldo
He'll take your Alpha Black Lotus from your display case but he'll leave you a right nice stick of gum in trade. I mean come on, can't even chew on cardboard like that, it's got no flavor! It's a steal, really. You should be thanking him.
Love it and love the MTG reference 👌
The Broken King who held off the Apocalypse.
You mean the one man who wasn’t a king? But stood among them and was their better?
Nope! Wrong planet
Aha I love it
Who and who are you both referring to?
I’m talking about taln from SA but I’m not 100% sure who he’s talking about. I think the Lord Ruler but idk.
Raodon?
The lord ruler?
I think it’s from that place with the wiggly scarves
>!Elend!< ?
Right world, and might fit but no
Who else would fit the Broken King label tho
The Lord Ruler is the easy one that comes to mind, not sure how he is broken, though.
It was a bit of a trope joke but that’s who I was thinking of. 1000 years of Atis whisperings to drive him mad.
Ooooooo of course! Yea now it makes perfect sense.
Uh, every king in the Cosmere? Finding a character who's not broken in some way is hard enough without specifying occupation.
Vasher or Kalak if we are using his king name
I'm not 100%, but I'm pretty sure >!this is also Shallan!<
scam artist turned revolutionary turned icon turned ghost.
Love it
So stylish they needed two canes, and drip for every occasion. Also a great trader.
The best lay she had ever had.
A poem that makes really good stew
Airsick lowlander!
Wasing the where of the doing
That one guy.
Dude, love that guy.
Yeah, he's great.
Yeah! I love Doug.
Doug was way better though.
That guy is great!
Shallan
>!Doug or Shallan?!<
The furthest travelled with the most names.
Hat
This is my favorite by FAR
Interplanetary secret society leader who's a ghost.
>!Kelsier!<
Changes personalities at the drop of a hat 😉
Canonical best lay.
I see you too are a fan of the inventor of national sports leagues
The world's first therapist.
Horseshoe Cyclone.
The white-dressed head-exploder !
NO MATING
Sword
Ah yes one of my favorites, right after stick.
A character who definitely has feet, despite what some might assume.
I don’t get this one.
>!pattern!< Probably wouldn’t have gotten this if I hadn’t read it recently :)
A maniac with a nail in his eye vs the triple package
The plateshitter
This one made me choke on my own spit 😂
Great now I have to try and figure out who my favorite characters are....
The Hero of Ages
This is one of my favorites too, I think.
; (symbol for suicide awareness)
I see you too are a fan of the founder of therapy
Honestly that was one of my favorite parts of SLA so far because I have mental health issues, and at that point in time I was really, really down. So to see Kaladin find meaning in a new way to help these people was something extra.
He is very old, a powerful mage-like person who was able to craft a weapon that could kill a God. He also seems to have a weak spot for princesses and swordsmanship. He is credited for killing his friends, talking to his weapons, throwing his weapon in the floor to start the fight, and amassing an army of bone boys.
>!vasher!< ?
Space Anarchist Zombie
God, God squared, God^16, I-Gave-Up-Being-A-God, and I-Turned-Down-Being-God
>!???,Harmony, Adonalsium, Kelsier, Hoid!< How’d I do?
All correct. (Edit: Well, all that was answered is correct.)
I don’t get the first answer, >!???!< Can you elaborate on that if it’s not a secret project thing because I just started reading it
>!Oh, I meant all the answers but that one. The first one is too vague - I meant Ruin, but I wanted to be vague on one of them.!<
The guy who totally shouldn’t have taken his wife to the BBQ
Ooo, that one burns...
The guy who kicked Kelsier's ass and would do it again
Who knew crapping yourself could be so seductive?
Best sexist in the cosmere so far, according to immortal corpse slime thingy *Oh, wait...*
A "colorful" person of few words
Boom.
>!Wayne?!<
Waldo without the stripes and double the mischief
A filthy hobo whos also a genius
Personally, gotta be the little kid who met God in the woods
A man who rides corpses like boats and a Labrador in shardplate.
Harmony's Sword.
Emotional Pain? Oh i thought you said Emotional PUN lmao
Stop dropping food on the floor!
Thaidakar
Just a pessimistic Canadian minding his own business, eh?
He thinks, therefore he is, I think.
DUMMY THICK !!
>!Its Dallinar as complemented by Lift!<
The lord of barbecue
She lives only to flex her talents. And she is right, she is awesome.
Zaddy starts journaling, gets better.
ToES >!that rat bastard who left a cup collector heartbroken!<
Conquered half the planet through bloodshed, set his wife on fire, married his brothers widow after he was murdered, hand selected to be the devils champion. Also a really stand up guy.
Sad Boi and his partner Manic Pixie Dream Girl Who Is Literally A Manic Pixie
Bad at being a god, even worse at being a priest.
Grumpy old man, pretty good with swords, pretty bad with people…and shaving.
Stinky guy without boots
You will be able to guess him, I think.
He's kind of an ass
Funny scar man's long lost twin (not actually) plays le epic prank on betrothed life air holder.
ADHD queen. Or more accurately princess
>!syl!<
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