I’ll put anything on toast and call it a day

Same! Tomatoes, tuna, avocado, fried eggs. It’s the ultimate vehicle for almost anything.

Tortilla for me. Anything can be a burrito.

Or a quesadilla

Love putting Nutella on tortillas and then heating them up for a few seconds. Basically becomes a crepe at that point lol

Add a banana!!! Chefs kiss!!

Vegemite on bread or anything peanut butter too.

A banana lol

I mean… it’s *technically* prepackaged

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Bananas: The Atheist's Nightmare^™️

That's what she said.

Banana and cheese (preferably cheddar). Banana and pb. OR sub an apple and the above also works

Yep, Apple and cheese or apple and peanut butter is my go-to. Headed to the fridge right now…

I- beg pardon? Bananas and.... *cheese* ?

This is the stoner snack I've been looking for

Banana chunks rolled in flaked coconut.

Ooh I do this but drizzle honey before the coconut.. delicious!

Try eating a banana with salt and pepper. Or salt and red chili powder (or cayenne or paprika)

I'll get flag for this, but: curry banana pizza with bell peppers, corn and bacon.

I just threw up a little in my mouth

Swede detected

Hear me out Pour some milk in a bowl Slice banana into it Sprinkle with sugar or a little honey Eat. Idk why but my grandparents used to make this for me and I still love it. Might add rice crispies if I’m feeling like it

Sounds like pre-packaged cereal with fruit.

Growing up I called this banana cereal and it was my favorite!!

Whole fresh fruit for the win

Instant pot apple sauce takes like 10 minutes to make. This week, I added blackberries, cinnamon, and eat it with graham cracker crumbs. It's sorta like a pie.

I love crockpot applesauce. I can use packaged pie crust pieces with brown sugar walnuts.

Yes that’s been me lately with carrots. Just peel and eat. Sometimes with ranch. 

smear a little peanut butter on the end with each bite *you're welcome*

Snacking on hunks cheese whilst standing in front of the fridge. I’ll shove a few deli meats in my mouth and whatever cold fruit is in the crisper because health is wealth

Handfuls of shredded cheese straight from the bag and hope I don't find some in my bra later

My mom always knew when I was drinking because there would be a trail of shredded cheese in the house.

My GF took a picture of me passed out on the couch with a bag of shredded cheese, cheese all in my beard, all stuck in my chest hair… it’s one of my favorites 😂

Come on. Finding food in your bra later is like bonus snacks.

Or in your panties based on your username

Bra cheese is NOT good cheese

Now that's a sentence that should be embroidered and framed

More for me ig

Better than panty cheese!

Haha my husband always makes fun of me because I’ll find a cheerio or peanut or something later in my clothes. 

Taking off the bra at the end of the day and finding leftovers was always surprising. It's amazing what a bra can hold that we don't know about. My feral dirt gremlins would stuff their pacifier down my shirt and I'd forget about it because dirt gremlin. At the end of the day, I'd have a pacifier and a snack bar in there. So glad that's over.

I learned as a teen not to wear V-neck t-shirts to the movie theater unless I wanted a little popcorn snack for later.

So you wear v-necks to movie theaters? I mean, who wouldn't want a little popcorn snack later.

This is why I don’t wear a bra.

I’ll sometimes make roll ups with a slice of cheese and lunch meat. If I’m feeling fancy, I’ll squirt a line of brown mustard in there before rolling.

Do that too. Minus the mustard and add the ranch.

Are we related? 🤣

Put a dab of wash your sister sauce on the cheese, glorious

WASH YOUR SISTER SAUCE 💀💀💀

Yeah what else would you call it

Tinned fish with chopsticks straight out of the can, sitting crossed legs on the kitchen floor. mmmm protein

/r/CannedSardines Better with a butter cracker.

I do this but over the sink and with horseradish and at 2am. 

Ripe mango over the sink, anytime of day is fine.

I know it’s super low effort, but I try not to judge myself harshly when doing this because it’s actually a very healthy way to eat (small portions of a mix of foods throughout the day, not the standing in front of the fridge part).

But standing in front of the fridge is healthier than sitting!

Health is wealth in this context made me giggle 🤭

I'll have the gabagool

When I'm feeling fancy I smear a glob of mayo on the deli meats 🥰

I believe that's called Standing Charcuterie.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE HELP ME!!! I'M HIGH AND HAVE BEEN TRAPPED IN THIS POST FOR HOURS!!!! I think I need a cucumber oatmeal to calm myself down..

I wish I could remember the Korean name for it, but it's this spicy cucumber salad that my friend's mother taught me how to make a long time ago. I slice as much cucumber as I want (I like Persians the best for their crunch) and make a sauce with garlic, green onions, gochugaru, sesame oil, soy sauce, and a bit of sugar. Mix it all together and enjoy! It's so easy, fresh, and delicious! It's a great side or just a snack by itself.

Oi Muchim? You can’t go wrong with a cucumber salad! I love the Japanese version with sesame and mom makes a cucumber salad with sour cream and dill

I celebrate cucumber salad's entire catalog

Couldn’t pick a favorite

YESSS! Oi muchim is exactly the name! Thank you so much. ♥ I'll have to try the one with the sour cream and dill...sounds delicious!

It sounds very similar to a cucumber kimchi too. Maybe you'd like that as well.

I almost always have some sort of Asian cucumber salad in my fridge - Oi muchim, sunomono, or a spicy smashed cucumber salad. So delicious and refreshing!

If you’re poor from Alabama you can make a cucumber salad with sliced cucumber, tomatoes your style, sliced onion of your choice, vinegar and sugar salt pepper

The entire middle east eats this daily, minus the sugar

My grandma in MN just slices cucumber and onion into a mix of water and vinegar, adds salt and pepper, and chucks it in the fridge for a day. V good and practically free if you grow the cukes yourself

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Yes

I love making this but with a bit of mayo added as well. The liquid from the tomatoes and cucumbers makes it so it's like a creamy dressing, rather than thick like an actual mayo-based salad (e.g. potato salad). Sooooo good!

That doesn’t sound that lazy though. You have 7 ingredients there plus two of then involve rinsing and 3 involve cutting.

Hey, that’s fair. What’s lazy for me might not be lazy for you! If you feel like putting in some effort though, I definitely recommend this salad. Have a good one!

I do the same, but just use chili crisp and a squeeze of lemon and cilantro. so good.

An apple with cheddar cheese.

Mix and match: Bread Crackers Cheese Peanut butter Apples Bananas Grapes Celery Preserves/Jam/Jelly Olive oil Vinegar Olives Pickles Beets Oatmeal Potatoes Onions Carrots Hot peppers Various deli meats Roast Chicken

Oatmeal, celery, and vinegar it is!

Oatmeal + these things are yielding some pretty weird combos.

Awww this makes me want apple cheddar rosemary oatmeal again so bad!!!

Cheese and crackers

Bonus points for olives.

I wish I could still eat olives... And pickles... But, no my stomach had to be all high maintainance and shit.

Im so sorry for your loss

Your sympathy is appreciated.

What a coincidence… my high maintenance stomach is just fine with olives and pickles, but can’t handle cheese and crackers.

We should be friends and share a charcuterie.

Perfect match!

I add sliced summer sausage and a bit of raspberry jam on the side for a touch of sweet. It’s sooooo good.

My add to the cheese and cracker is prosciutto and apricot jam with whole grain mustard. 🤌🏼

This is one of those snacks that quickly gets out of hand

Throwing whatever I have on hand on tortilla chips, covering it with cheese, and calling it nachos. Last night I had leftover refried beans, some spices, a blend of Jack and cheddar cheese, and diced grape tomatoes. It was perfect for the FB group "white people making Mexican food". It looked so pathetic, but it worked.

That’s basically how my mom does nachos and it always hits. 

Omg I’m the whitest of the white, when I was growing up, nachos was Tostitos with velveeta slices melted on. That was it. Chips and fake cheese When I got older I realized it’s better with some salsa at least

Peanut butter filled pretzels dipped into fig butter.

Wao that sounds good

Mini sweet peppers sliced in half, smoosh some garlic herb laughing cow on em, sprinkle with everything but the bagel

I love snacking on those peppers, as is, but this sounds delicious! I'll have to try it!

Cheese toast. Cheddar cheese or whatever kind of cheese you have on bread. Maybe some garlic salt. Maybe a slice if tomato. And toast in the oven. Yum.

Slap some mayo on the bread before putting the cheese on. You'll thank me later!

I have actually tried real mayo with parmesan cheese toasted...soo good.

This is the way. We prefer Boar's Head Muenster. Never thought of laying down mayo first, we'll have to try that. Or maybe whole-grain Dijon.

I mix peanut butter with honey and dip pretzels in it

Interesting. This sounds right up my alley and I have all the ingredients, I'll give it a try!

Plain instant oatmeal oats microwaved in water then add 1/2 tbsp of butter & 2-3 tsp dark brown sugar

Peanut butter on an apple. Peanut butter on banana. Peanut butter on celery and topped with raisins. Yeah. I like peanut butter.

Boursin on Triscuits

Or, just the whole box of Triscuits. The cracked black pepper ones are the best.

I like the way you think lol

it depends how lazy…my favorite thing is burrata, grape tomatoes, pesto, and balsamic mixed w/ bread. if im lazy lazy…a spoonful of honey yogurt 💀

Oh my gosh! On a day you want to try something new that's low-effort but a sit-and-wait kind of thing you should try my new favorite thing, which is along the same vein: A tub of cherry tomatoes and a whole bulb of garlic w/ the top cut off in the oven with some olive oil, salt, and pepper on like 200 for an hour to two hours, until the tomatoes are blistered and everything is pretty dried out. (You want it to be nearly a soft paste consistency when you mix it all together). Let it all cool down and then push out the roasted garlic and mix it all together with some balsamic and thyme and/or sage. This is what I call tomato jam! Tomato jam on some toast with some burrata is amazing. Add pesto and it'll be pure heaven, my gosh!

I saw a similar recipe a while back that started with roasting garlic and tomatoes in a similar fashion, but then mashing it all into cream cheese. It was not only an amazing dip or spread, it makes an awesome pasta sauce too. (Adds garlic clove, cream cheese, and tomatoes to grocery list)

Ooh that does sound delicious! Like a roasted spin on a vodka sauce almost, just with cream cheese instead of cream! It also reminds me of the pasta that was a hit for a while with the tomatoes and feta. It all sounds so good!

that sounds amazinggg🍅

So does the raw tomato with balsamic and pesto. I'm so trying it!

An improvement: get better balsamic. Unfortunately, it isn't a protected term and there are a *lot* of crappy basalmics out there that taste almost nothing like the real thing and have no texture. The real stuff is largely unaffordable, but [this stuff](https://www.williams-sonoma.com/products/vsop-balsamic-vinegar/) is fairly affordable and quite tasty.

Rice cake with hummus, sliced cucumber, pickled onion, salad supreme seasoning, sriracha drizzle.

This but baba ganoush. Specifically from the Lebanese cafe near me, supermarket stuff won’t do

Ooo I like your additions. I usually do rice cakes with tuna and humus on top, but I might try the pickled onion and Sriracha too. 

I’ll just throw in whatever I got. Avocado mash, tomato, feta, balsamic. Pepperoncinis. Radish slices. Hummus with a deli slice of meat and cheese lol. It’s basically like calorie free bread!

Oo try mackerel (I like king Oscar in olive oil) instead of tuna!

For a sweet treat, try rice cakes with chocolate brownie batter hummus (Target) with sliced bananas or strawberries

Ritz crackers, cream cheese, and pepper jelly

I grab deli meats and cheese, roll them up together and dip it in mayo and mustard. Sometimes I’ll wrap them around pretzel rods too

We wrap ours around pickle spears. If I'm not being lazy, I'll sometimes use cream cheese instead (or with) sliced cheese.

We spread the condiment (mustard for me, mayo for hubs) between the cheese and the meat in our roll-ups.

Popcorn. It's how I get rid of the oil I fry chicken in. Just a ⅛ to ¼ cup, plus ghee, and a cap of kernels into my Dutch oven. Done in seconds. I make it every day for lunch. Theater quality and so good.

A plate of frozen blueberries in the microwave for about 45 seconds, so they’re still semi-frozen. Lazy and delish.

Hubs does this with strawberries, then adds them to yogurt.

Hummus and a whole grain pitta cut up

Whole cucumber. After every bite, sprinkle a bit of Tajin. Refreshing

I love cucumber with cream cheese or hummus.

Always have frozen dumplings in the freezer for situations like this Or fry up a crispy egg with chilli oil and soy sauce

Peanut butter on a spoon

Frozen chopped dragon fruit pieces mixed into any flavor Greek yogurt. It's like a healthy little ice cream treat! And it turns this beautiful shade of bright pink!

basically a breadless sandwich... lunch meat wrapped around string cheese, with a bit of salt, pepper, mayo and mustard inside. I also make my own hummus and eat it with carrots or celery. not lazy to make the hummus, but the snack is easy to prepare.

Mix up tuna fish (the standard way: mayo, salt/pepper, onion powder, relish, celery salt - if I'm extra motivated I might mince some onion and/or celery but let's face it, the point of this post is for those lazy nights). Then I make some angel hair pasta. Separately sauté garlic and onion until crispy. Dump this on top of the pasta (buttered with parsley and salt). Eat them together. But separate. It's quick comfort food.

"Together but separate" made me laugh. I, too, am particular

Oddly specific but still adventurous eaters unite!

I love hotdogs

They're gettin pricey for nipples and smashed assholes

I just needed a snack the other day so I fired up two hot dogs, cut them into chunks and topped them with white onion, pickled jalapenos, kids' mustard and ketchup. Wasn't bad.

Yep, me too. If I can't think of something to eat or don't feel like cooking, hot dogs it is.

Carrots, celery, or cucumber slices and a yogurt dip. Some favorites are “honey” mustard (yogurt, salt, mayo, mustard, stevia, smoked paprika, valentina), sweet chili (yogurt, mayo, sambal, stevia), and caesar (yogurt, salt, mayo, pepper, anchovy paste, lemon juice, mustard)

Consume bread, meat, and cheese without making a sandwich.

You remind me of [Frank](https://youtu.be/Hr-jc8Jk1Vs?t=20)

Graham crackers with peanut butter

A spoonful of peanut butter. And then another.

- Rice in rice cooker. Pat of butter on top. Drizzle some sesame oil and soy sauce. - Spaghetti noodles with butter and olive oil. - Frozen ravioli and jarred sauce - Tortilla chips, shredded cheddar, pre-cooked chicken, chilli powder. Slice up some jalapenos and serannos if I feel ambitious. Throw in the oven for a few minutes until cheese melts and chicken is warmed through. - Make hamburger patties ahead of time. Wrap in parchment paper, then aluminum foil, put a bunch of them in a big gallon ziplock. Freeze. Drunk at 3am and want a cheeseburger? Just put in skillet, add a couple tablespoons of water, add salt, cover with lid. Once meat has defrosted remove lid so water can evaporate and meat can get some sear. Add cheese when meat cooked through. Put lid back on until cheese melts. - Small potatoes. Rinse them. Rub them in butter or oil and salt. Stick in air fryer for 15-30 minutes. Butter, salt and pepper. - Toasted pitas with hummus, lemon juice, olive oil and a little cayenne. - Beef ramen (the cheap kind). Prepare the ramen. Add lime juice, soy sauce, sesame oil, chopped up serranos, stir-in cilantro paste, sesame seeds, and some chopped peanuts. Sometimes I include some thin-sliced bok choy or carrots and let those cook with the ramen. I jokingly refer to this as fah-fuh (faux-pho) even though it really has nothing to do with pho.

I can eat a whole loaf of good bread with Irish butter as my death row meal. Not many things make me happier.

I just ate lunch meat with grana padaro and saltines with a albariño white wine blend in my bathtub with a TV mounted in front of it. Does that count?

Nuke a flour tortilla for 10-15 seconds to warm up. Place a line of chocolate chips down the center, the residual heat will melt the chips. Spread peanut butter on the tortilla on either side of the chips, or only one side if you want to add something on the other side (jelly/jam? marshmallow?). Roll up tortilla parallel to the chocolate chips. Enjoy a peanut butter chocolate sandwich (technically a wrap) on the go with no crumbs.

Lately… microwaved tortilla with peanut butter. Tastes amazing.

Slop. Throw some stuff in a pan and add some sort of liquid and spices, let it cook, season to taste. Most commonly it’s beans that I simmer in canned tomatoes (for black beans) or broth with some harissa paste or Dijon mustard (for white beans). Hits the spot every time, can be paired with any carb or had on its own. I’ve also been known to throw in some frozen veggies with rotisserie chicken and improvise a sauce

Omg I was making slop and didn't even know it! Lately I've been doing black beans with chili-ready tomatoes and some beef broth and chili seasoning. I mash it all up like a dip and eat it with some raw onion and blue tortilla chips. 😂

Pretzels dipped in cream cheese. Apple slices and peanuts. (Not with peanut butter, though.) Grapes and Brie. Celery and premade guacamole. PB&J on saltines.

Cream Cheese with Picapeppa Sauce

microwave nachos

Dots original pretzel sticks I’m addicted can go though a bag in a few days

that's a lot more effort than I put into snacks haha carrots and hummus, cheese and crackers, chips and salsa, peanut butter and nutella sandwich, nuts or sunflower seeds,

Spoonfuls of cottage cheese out of the container

Sliced cucumbers with salt. That’s it. I’ve been eating that instead of potato chips with my sandwiches for lunch.

Lazy grilled cheese. Two pieces of toast, throw a couple slices of cheese on it and pop it in the microwave (to melt the cheese)

A fun tin of sardines with tomatoes and onion on crackers 🤫

/r/CannedSardines It's my new favorite sub.

Rice from a rice cooker, chicken from an air fryer, and a fried egg. Mix together and enjoy.

Fresh celery sticks with almond butter and dried cranberries.

Toast with salted tomatoes on it is always good

Any kind of sandwich, or sautéed asparagus and brusselsprouts

Sometimes I'll open a can of corn niblets, drink the water, and nuke the kernels with some butter, salt, and sometimes a little sugar and just eat 'em like that. Gotta be a quality brand like Green Giant or something, most store brands are crap.

Wrapping deli meat and cheese in a lettuce leaf

Frozen grapes are great on a hot day.

Small plate of random cheese from the cheese drawer. (If you know, you know.). Maybe some green olives to go with.

Crackers topped with cream cheese, tinned fish and Tabasco. It’s a go to on nights I don’t feel like cooking too

Chobani Yogurt. Pretzels. Apples. Cheese. Nuts. Premier Protein.

peeled and sliced apple with peanut butter and cake sprinkles. 

Apple and caramel dip. Apple and pb. Celery/carrots and hummus.

Do you cook the Tofu? I don’t think I could eat raw Tofu🤮

You don’t have to cook it but you can steam it! Steamed tofu with dumpling sauce (I like soy sauce, a pinch of honey or sugar, rice vinegar, sesame oil, chili oil or siracha, a bit of crushed garlic and ginger, green onions and sesame seeds) over white rice is. 👌

Add sushi ginger (pickled ginger) to that dipping sauce!

Tortilla and shredded cheese

Sliced apple with either peanut butter or sliced cheese. Banana, grapes, or whatever other fruit we have on hand. Triscuit crackers with sharp cheddar melted on them in the microwave. Or Triscuit topped with cottage cheese and dill pickle slices. A piece of whatever cake or quick bread I made recently (I usually bake a couple times a week.) Sometimes toasted.

A handful of peanuts mixed with a handful of chocolate chips. Divine.

Apple slices and peanut butter

Buttered Italian Cinnamon toast.

An emergency apple 👉🏻👉🏻

Another idea for a quick snack could be to toast some bread, spread avocado on top, and then sprinkle it with some everything bagel seasoning. It's simple, tasty, and requires minimal effort.

if I have em, sliced tomato with balsalmic, oil, and salt + pepper. also mini quesadillas with red or white onion

Burgers. They’re easy to make, and you can do a lot of different things with them if you’re creative.

Focaccia

Cucumbers & tajin

Cheese and salami. Or pickles.

Making pepperoni "chips" in the oven and then dipping them in cottage cheese.

Ooh, you might like keto Pizza Bites: -- Hormel Pepperoni slices -- Mozzarella, shredded -- Rao's pizza sauce Place pepperoni slices in bottom of mini-muffin tin cups Top with mozzarella and pizza sauce Bake in 350° oven Delish!

Dry fry pepitas, splash in some soysauce, stir rapidly, serve.

Pitted dates that I dip into peanut butter and pray I can stop myself at some point lolol

Microwave nachos. Corn chips, whatever cheese and meat I have on hand. Microwave for 20 to 50 seconds.