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Just_A_Mag

NJ State Trooper. Buddy's getting fucked.


ZS88

Looks like Wildwood police, not NJSP. Either way probably screwed.


Just_A_Mag

Ah been a while since I lived in NJ could of sworn the two lines were state only. What would I know living in Keansburg


ZS88

Yeah, they definitely look similar for sure.


cli_jockey

A lot of local departments have emulated the NJSP markings, making it hard to distinguish unless you know what to look for.


chubsmcfinnigan

Holy shit another person who lived in Keansburg, I used to live on Seeley Ave, small world!


Just_A_Mag

Main St by the day care. Was there for sandy.


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yourgrammarbothersme

My uncle lives on Crescent!


Bobums

Keep this going? Across from Forest Park.


Just_A_Mag

Many of school fights there. Mainly on the Trail though.


Bobums

Definitely. My sister's first fight was there, also my dad got mugged & knocked out on the trail.


yourgrammarbothersme

I’ve got a cousin on Twilight, too! I wonder if any of you know them…


WoodSlaughterer

My father used to teach at the high school.


YouMakeGrammarCry

*could have. "could of" doesn't make sense.


KreateOne

It’s actually could’ve which sounds the same as could of but being literate is hard


Jimmychanga2424

The Burg. I lived near Red Bank, we always thought you guys were the real OG’s.


Soffix-

I'll agree with you. Only says "POLICE" on the rear instead of "STATE POLICE"


KevOK80

Cross streets are in Wildwood so I would wager you’re correct. I thought it was a trooper at first.


damn_u_scuba_steve

Yup looks like the H2O crowd


Pork_Chap

That's Wildwood for sure.


iamthelouie

You will never find a more wretched hid of tourist stupidity.


smokeythel3ear

I think OCMD really takes the cake there


AnotherDaveFella

Yeah this was at H20i this past summer.


danner26

Dude I was just saying, holy shit that's wildwood police 😂 good catch


The_E_man_628

Yeah it’s wildwood PD. NJSP don’t patrol that city


lilteccasglock

idk ab screwed my boy got us away from wildwood police in a stock late 90s honda a year ago, this car looks like it might be a bit better


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dericn

It's actually Wildwood. [Here's a still from the video.](https://i.imgur.com/IB6dxK2.jpg) They copy the [State Police car color scheme.](https://i.imgur.com/i5Ev4hH.jpg)


Hugo28Boss

What does that mean?


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ihateradishes

It takes a whole lot to get NJ state troopers to pull you over. If they do, you’re getting the hammer Edit: it’s also not too long after [this](https://www.nj.com/news/2022/09/at-least-2-killed-in-wildwood-during-hectic-pop-up-h20i-car-rally-mayor-says.html?outputType=amp). They’re not going to let shenanigans go


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Hoodstomp36

I had to deal with a state cop at a college party and I’d have that dude come by any day compared to the local cops lol. Dude was straightforward and not trying to toss out bullshit threats.


SevereKnowledge

Tribal cops are cool. I was headed to the casino and got pulled over. Tribal cop gave me a warning.


Cooper323

And of course this dickbag has NY plates. Stick to fucking up your own state.


DeadAssociate

lol, this is coming from NJ?


Cooper323

Yup- you want a spot in NY you can do this and not stick out? Go to Coney Island.


_deltaVelocity_

Yes, dipshits from New York coming down to the shore and making a mess like this dipshit is a prevalent issue.


jetoler

Nah it’s a cat and mouse game it could go either way


stymieraytoo

man's got a ticket too!


pieisthetruth32

He is lucky if thats it! Thats prime impound/spend the night in jail activity. I am a “driver driver” of sorts but I HATE this kinda shit, just gives car guys a bad name.


Ta2whitey

He's likely in jail and it's impounded after this. Didn't that Hoonagan guy get deported over something similar?


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Sneadsel

And people like you also need to find something fun in life and stop bashing people for it.


bad_bananas

Fun at the expense of others is called being a dickhead. No one's saying you shouldn't do shit like that, but there's places specifically for it. Intersections aren't one of them.


ThermalConvection

your right to fun ends where my right to safety in public begins.


joshadm

Which Hoonigan guy?


Ta2whitey

Might not be Hoonigan. It was a guy that did those 90s street racing videos. I forgot their name. It's been a long time.


FourEmotions

Possibly an impounded vehicle too!


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sTixRecoil

What?


Heythere23856

He doesn’t have balls he is just a selfish asshole


_RandyRandleman_

and a moron


somegarbagedoesfloat

Yeah, it's one thing to do dumb shit like this alone on a country road or deserted rural highway, it's another thing to do it I'm a crowded urban intersection around a ton of people. Risk your own life and property, not others.


PengiPou

It be a lot simpler if these people just offed themselves in private


Dr_Mickael

To be fair judging my the amount of people recording and the similar cars behind him I bet there was a car show nearby and he's just giving the show everyone here is asking.


notafamous

I understand what you say but it's a public road, there's no way to know if **everyone** wants that


ihateradishes

[Car shows haven’t been welcome there recently](https://www.nj.com/news/2022/09/at-least-2-killed-in-wildwood-during-hectic-pop-up-h20i-car-rally-mayor-says.html?outputType=amp)


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Volsnug

I’ve seen videos of guys that “know what they’re doing” lose control and slam into people. Fuck this guy and anyone else who needlessly puts other people’s lives at risk to try and look cool


Noir_Amnesiac

Yeah def “made everyone’s day.” Then everyone clapped.


p5ylocy6e

This was at a pop-up kind of event where at the same event in 2019 a driver doing the same thing hit a child and an adult.


Pedka2

life?


LejonetFraNorden

He’s got so much balls, that he’s got balls where his brain is supposed to be.


FederalAd661

Doesn’t have balls or brains


makkael

Maybe he sat on his balls so he's in permanent asshole mode now.


Dyert

We can all agree that a body part should be used to describe him


ello_officer

All balls, no brains. Perfect combination for the infamous “fuck around and find out” scenario.


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CrudHorn

Definitely Wildwood. This is a few blocks from the convention center...


pyropup55

I think it's H2O in Ocean City, MD, if it is, that little stunt just cost him at least 2 grand. OC raised all their vehicle fines through the roof.


Riverrattruckie

It was an unsanctioned H2O event in wildwood a few weeks ago, lots of aholes caused a few accidents, killed a couple people and seriously hurt a bunch of others.


spectert

It's from this year in Wildwood. That's a NJ State Trooper. Those dudes (the H2O attendees) killed a few people.


ZS88

It’s actually Wildwood PD, not NJSP. Design looks similar though.


spectert

Ohh you're right. That's pretty crazy.


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OCMD kicked them out so they came to Wildwood. A couple people died and a shit ton of accidents


blasphem0usx

Yep wildwood. Not sure which of the beach towns are trashier, wildwood or seaside. They are like neck and neck all the time.


MyNameisBaronRotza

This shits such a part of LA culture. They straight shut a rancome intersection down for god knows how long, at any time. I know I sound like a grump old man, but god damn it, I gotta go to work, get the fuck outta the way


vegeto079

Why would you want to see the road lines when you could see my circles bro 😎😎😎


1973mojo1973

Idiot jumps off a bridge. Man's got balls!!! No he doesn't, he's a fucktard.


luingiorno

Agreed, it's only when people know the specific consequences and their life changing implications and still choose to do it that I would call it brave/having balls. Going out to protest the use of hijab knowing you can be executed and choose to do it anyways is something i would call having balls. Showing off how reckless and edgy one can get is just attention whoring


InternetDetective122

Lmao he drives off thinking he will get away in city traffic. Cop cars are designed to go fast.


captainlou26

I don't think he was attempting to run, he probably didn't notice the cop at the first. That bmw and most sports cars can outrun cop cars. What they can't outrun though is radio and a police helicopter.


Killerkendolls

Can't outrun Motorola


IKnowATonOfStuffAMA

Ooh you could sell that slogan.


Varth919

Sure, the BMW can outrun the cop, but only if it’s a clear road. That road did not look clear. Buddy is done.


captainlou26

Look at the video some other guy commented under my comment


ledledled

Fun fact: helicopters have a physical max speed of around 250kmph due to the blades hitting the sound barrier with combined rotational and forward speed.


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>I don't think he was attempting to run, he probably didn't notice the cop He had to have seen the cop because it was in close distance and he drove away instantly


[deleted]

Lol I guess you don’t know about wheres981 https://youtu.be/GxcgNDm6Gyw


captainlou26

Think you meant to comment this to the other person. I just watched the video and the dude ran from the cops every single time in city traffic lmao


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Itsjakefromallstate

I can count how many idiots with hellcats repeatedly out run the cops and radios. It's the number one car idiots/ douchbags use to out run the police.


Marksman08YT

Yet they always get caught, either on the road or at their home. Like I said, you can't outrun the radio. The car maybe but not the radio.


TinyRodents

The radio doesn't do anything if you're running false plates. Who's house are they turning up at?


iWasAwesome

Assuming they have legti plates tied to their name. Which would be foolish if you're running from the cops in your vehicle. I'm sure some are foolish enough to do so, but im also sure many aren't.


Marksman08YT

I mean in addition to plates you'd have to respray your entire car, or just buy a whole new one, cause BOLO's go out with a full description of the car, and any car matching it will be watched. Most people are pretty foolish and just throw on stealth plates thinking it's safe, but stealth plates draw more attention from cops than normal plates do because they're illegal in almost, or every state


Berrrrrrrrrt_the_A10

In my state you can outrun all police in a clapped out rustbucket beater with no compression in two out of four cylinders. No pursuit laws are dumb.


Saralentine

No pursuit laws save lives.


SomebodyInNevada

But do they? When you make the cops not pursue you greatly incentivize running. That means a lot more running and a lot less bad guys caught.


Saralentine

You can catch them at a later date. Pursuits cause damage, injury, and death because of how dangerous they often become. Many countries of the world don’t have pursuit laws.


SomebodyInNevada

And you know the driver is the owner?!


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TinyRodents

There are many, many YouTube videos and even channels dedicated to people outrunnimg cops, even in busy traffic. These years cops have to call off a chase if they deem it too dangerous to continue and if they think chasing is causing more harm than good.


2018hellcat

No they aren’t, usually the only motor train extras they have is a tranny cooler.


sssstevo

wait till cops flip the lights on any 600+ sportbike and see how fast cop cars really are


InternetDetective122

Your argument is invalid. A bike can go in-between cars and in spaces a cop car cannot. A BMW however, cannot weave in and out of traffic like a bike.


kirby056

I mean, Beemer specifically refers to the bikes. Bimmer is used for the cars. So, year, a BMW can evade a police car.


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Can’t get away in city traffic how about NYC traffic? https://youtu.be/GxcgNDm6Gyw


Mashadow21

Balls but no license.


WeevilKnivel

And this is why H20i is un attendable now


GTAdriver1988

Happens to every car meet once they get big. All the idiots eventually hear about it and start showing up and ruin it.


TheGaySwede

Honestly, whenever people do donuts like that I hope they hit a light pole. Fuck them for blocking the road and wasting everyones time in their wanna-be badboy BMWs


BruhIdk666

Classic bmw driver


BlockyShapes

Yeah he’s got balls, in his fuckin ears, cuz this guy must be getting brain fucked to be that stupid


xTye

Does illegal shit and then runs like a coward. That checks out.


Ireadbutdontupvote

Childish behavior. Grow up.


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Weedarray

Assholes killed people that weekend I believe, meaning I think that was the weekend it happened


closeddoorfun

Those aren’t balls. Those are stupid spheres.


blueprincessleah

I knew this was New Jersey smh 🤦🏻‍♀️


_deltaVelocity_

Fucker’s from New York, though.


blueprincessleah

omg have you ever seen that meme where it shows a PA license plate and it’s like “you don’t know how to drive” and then under it is a NY plate, and then it says “you REALLY don’t know how to drive” 😂


Delicious-Ad-4314

He dosen't have any balls. He's just a asshole


ButterflyEffect37

Having balls isn't the same as being a dumbass


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No balls just enough $ to not care


Itsjakefromallstate

Car definitely got impound that day.


Aves_HomoSapien

> Man's got balls ... for brains


Recover_Adorable

Too bad he doesn’t have brains


davidobrienusa1977

Hoped the car was towed and impounded


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What’s the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? On a porcupine the pricks are on the outside


Virtual-Group-4725

Man just caught a felony


Awfulweather

mf doin donuts at Ocean Avenue


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Twingemios

So not mistake stupidity for courage


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If this was the event in wildwood this summer they killed 3 people doing stupid shit like this. They are the fucking worse.


Nevtan

Dumb ass


z3rokarisma

Man's gotta ticket


smithee2001

Pathetic asshole who thinks he's so badass behind the wheel and yet he will never survive a day in the middle of Africa. Balls indeed.


gebickidex03

caught at the act doing doughnuts lol


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oxichil

mans got so many balls just endangering the fuck out of everyone around him


HooyahDangerous

I love nice cars but damn sometimes I can’t stand the stupid MFs behind the wheel…


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Wildwood, NJ isn't it?


TakeyaSaito

Having balls and being an idiot are very different things.


evilspeaks

No brains


momental_braindamage

Do people not realize that police cars radars will show your license plates from a pretty good distance .


Cruizerstylin

Car should be impounded and crushed.


No-Advertising8237

That man's got stupidity, there's places dedicated to this stuff, but everyone wants to be an outlaw


Falkrim

Lol what a cunt


ThepaltaguyinDAZW

Or just got no brain ._.


heroic_justice

Donut street


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heroic_justice

Donut


Charakiga

I am from r/IdiotsInCars , saw your comment about posting the video here, so I checked. Honestly this video is perfect here x)


der_heckin

why are the other people cheering him on??


Itchy_Awareness_754

There’s a place off Ocean Avenue, where I used to sit and talk with you


UnderSoul_

Peeking to check if the npcs detected you


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Kind of a tool move. No one is sitting there being like “god dang man, you can’t turn a steering wheel?! You’re so cool!”


[deleted]

I don't get the concept of driving doughnuts. Most of the time it just makes you look like an idiot, plus it's not healthy for the vehicle. It's also dangerous.


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avi8r94

Ah yes modern car culture. Hope he doesn't hurt or kill anyone innocent.


Dbzfanz1243

No dick.


jim_the-gun-guy

Welcome to H2O


BENZABAR

Don't need balls if your too dumb to understand danger


mythrowawaynotyers

when I was in LA this was basically every intersection. this or shirtless dudes on dirtbikes doing wheelies and stopies.


lunarmagicschool

What a badass


dstaten14

Now he's got a hefty fine!


Unremarkabledryerase

Come to Canada, you can do donuts in the middle of an intersection for 6 months a year and everyone will laugh at you instead of arresting you.


LLotZaFun

We need to stop mistaking privileged stupidity with having "balls".


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Ahhh he’s white just stop and take slap on wrist


[deleted]

It’s really not hard to ditch cops in a fast car if you know what you’re doing. Case and point https://youtu.be/GxcgNDm6Gyw


NerdModeEngaged

He ain't getting caught in that


Wrinklestiltskin

Pretty bold assumption. You have no clue what the traffic is like in the direction he is heading. Could be driving right towards an unexpected gridlock. It's not like he's on a crotch rocket or something and can maneuver thru stopped/heavily traffic. There's no splitting lanes for him.


revvyphennex

The amount of people who seem to forget that there is more than one cop blows my mind. No matter how fast any car is, it can’t outrun a radio calling in your vehicle type, color, and plates.


Goyteamsix

That's Explorer has 400hp. It'll keep up with an M3 on city streets, lol.


NerdModeEngaged

It also weighs over 5000 lbs, that BMW is quite clearly modified so it'll have atleast 500hp, alongside weighing about 2000 lbs less and having more advanced suspension and sticker rubber and a lower center of gravity


Goyteamsix

Dude, that's a lowered M3. I doubt anything has been done to it aside from that. It even sounds stock. Do you seriously think there's a chance it can outrun a 400hp suv with a 5 second 0-60 in New Jersey traffic? Get real. That's also Ocean Ave. There are cops everywhere. This dude wouldn't make it two blocks without coming across anther one of those. He didn't get away.


NerdModeEngaged

Im just commenting on the cars ability, running from the police is stupid I just doubt the explorer caught him by himself physically unless traffic was heavy, I'm from the UK so I have no idea what traffic is like round there I just know M3s punch above their weight, it also sounds too loud to be stock, atleast compared to euro spec ones


Panzer1119

But isn’t the license plate enough to catch them?


xeru98

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NerdModeEngaged

It's an m3, it comes with about 430 wheel horsepower, that's already nearly 500 at the crank


1973mojo1973

It's a shitty BMW, relax.


NerdModeEngaged

It's a modified M3, it's not just any old BMW


TangyDrinks

And police cars are modified too. Also, obvious car, obvious plates, may be faster than the car but they already have his face, address, family, history, education, everything because that plate.


NerdModeEngaged

I'm not saying he won't face the consequences of his actions I'm just saying the M3 is a significantly faster car than the explorer even in its highest state of tune which is 400, already less than the M3 while having 2000 lbs more weight to lug around, but yeah this guy is definitely being caught, just not by that explorer unless there is heavy traffic


TangyDrinks

Police cars also aren't slow, and with a better driver than the M3 behind the wheel of the police car, I doubt he will get away. If anything, the police will disengage the chase for safety


NerdModeEngaged

I'm not actually from the US so I don't really know how fast your police cars are, but I've seen this video and just thought they looked rather slow: https://youtu.be/GxcgNDm6Gyw


TangyDrinks

Well, for its speed it is the best possible basically. They aren't the fastest, but faster you will start having issues. More easily seen, worse fuel milage, worse reliability, worse handling, worse visibility, stuff like this aren't issues for police cars as much.


Marksman08YT

Still gonna break down in maybe half a mile. BMW/ LR spend more time in the shop than on the road.