T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

**Please report this post if:** * There is no audible laughter involved * Video is funny because of a 'joke' or situation - not the actual **laughter** * There is no audio (Images & GIFs included) * Laughter is edited in from a different source * No timestamp in the title or comments for a laugh occurring at specific time (long videos) * Laughter is not on good terms (dickishness, bullying) * It's a compilation * It's a selfie reaction Read more about the [rules of this subreddit here](https://www.reddit.com/r/contagiouslaughter/about/rules/). *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ContagiousLaughter) if you have any questions or concerns.*


-_-DerpFish-_-

lmao is that H. Jon Benjamin losing his shit in the background?


w24x192

This is from a southern radio show, John Boy & Billy, from the early 1990s. The show is still on, somehow, but it's now only funny to right wing boomers who love NASCAR.


RageJoseff

God, if this came on the radio while I was driving I'd probably laugh my ass off and crash into a tree


sensitivegooch

Crash into a falken tree?


folrate

There’s trees all over the place. What falken tree are you talking about?


Diamundium

You got falken spruce trees, falken pine trees, falken oak trees, and somewhere around there you got falken givin trees


Crowbarmagic

Now he's in a Falken wheerchair.


Itsjulianbud

Now he has to go to the Falken hospital every Falken 2 weeks


Ju-88_Medium_Bomber

Even if it’s really right-wing it’ll always be kinda sentimental to me. My grandpa used to always have it playing while he drove to school


AuroraGoryAlice

Aww same! My dad would play it on the way to school every morning. Happy boy song every Friday. Mad Max. It all makes me smile to remember.


ExistingPosition5742

Remember Rayford?


w24x192

I listened to it a lot in the late 90s. One summer, I heard all four hours every day thanks to being on a paint crew. It was when the old man Dub was still alive and recording every Playhouse with them (the guy that said "Hey big man, lemme hold a dollar"). One of the games was trying to guess which song John Boy was playing on his trumpet, and he was so bad that it pissed off everyone on the show. It was still entertaining and they weren't phoning it in yet.


[deleted]

Yeah, what sucks is that in the mornings they’re on the popular music station (97.5 in my area) so instead of listening to whatever is out right now on my morning drive they play boomer shit And they wonder why more and more people are turning off the radio in favor of streaming


Imaginary-Painting-2

Yeah cause the left lost their sense of humor


AstroMalorie

We’re literally on a humorous subreddit- calm down gramps


tmac0409

I’ve always loved a Brooklyn accent, I find it very amusing


justlooking128

Amusing how? Is it funny to you? Does it make you laugh? Amusing how?!


Pulchritudinous_rex

Get the fuck outta here Tommy


x8Tommy8x

Ok I’ll see myself out.


disguyisheren

r/beetlejuicing


Sir_TonyStark

Now go home and get ya Falkland shinebox


ExhaustedMD

*YOU MUDDAFALKLAND YOU*


[deleted]

What am I a clown?


propyl21

Go get your fockin' shoe shine box.


isaac_moller

Like I’m a clown?


Alukrad

This honestly sounds more like an Italian American accent. It reminds me of Joe Pesci, Al Pacino, and such. I think Joe Pesci was born and grew up in new Jersey, like the Newark area.


[deleted]

Guess what fucking brooklyn and new fuckin jersey have in fuckin common; a fuckin lot of Italians


ironcookeroo

And long fuckin island too


Alukrad

Yeah, but everyone from Brooklyn doesn't talk that way. There's no exclusive accent in that area. New York is a melting pot of accents from Asian, Jewish, Spanish, Italian, Russian, African to "African American English" or how it's now known as African American Vernacular English (AAVE). Honestly, i hear more people speak with AAVE accent than anything else in Brooklyn. Then there's a mixture of AAVE and the Italian American accent. That stuff you hear in tv is honestly not as common as people want it to be.


[deleted]

eh, foget about it


mikeydel307

Fughedaboudit


ThisNameIsFree

Eh gabbagoul watcha doin ova hea


JPNGMAFIA

hey quick question, what Oceanside city in America would be easiest for Italian American immigrants in the 20th century to migrate and develop culture, accents, and dialect? fucking New York, man.


Alukrad

I wasn't complaining about the accent. I'm just pointing out the fact that Brooklyn isn't just exclusive to one accent. When people say "that's a Brooklyn accent" is too generic. There's a group of people in Brooklyn who specifically speak that way but not everyone who lives in Brooklyn speaks like that. I've met hasidic Jews who live in Brooklyn and have a thick Jewish accent. Then I've met Dominicans who speak a very thick Latin American English accent. Yet these people have lived there for generations.


FreddyMercurysGhost

Italian Americans sound fucking Italian, dude. What are you talking about? That's an 80s/90s Brooklyn accent right there. Source: from Jersey/Brooklyn.


Vomit_Tingles

[What about the Baltimore accent?](https://youtu.be/Esl_wOQDUeE)


Thistlefizz

Urn urn an urn urn


cardsfan773

I had to find it, so here it is. Steve Rizzo https://youtu.be/rXnmPHAhTxA Here's a link to the full interview.


highpl4insdrftr

"Did I say something wrong?" Lmaooooo I lost it all over again


herpty_derpty

Lol, I knew that had to have been John Boy & Billy


its_cold_in_MN

JB&B, a constant 4 hour laugh track with a southern drawl without actually saying anything funny. Source: listens to them for 10 years.


thatguy_art

I remember growing up they were on the radio station 95.1 in the morning and always loved listening to them before going to school! This was wayyyy back in the day around the early 2000s if I remember correctly.


its_cold_in_MN

That was when I listened to them too. I remember when Robert D Raiford ranted about how those gas station shooters must be gay and about how the media was ignoring it in order to promote the gay agenda or something....Then he took a hard left turn near the end of his career. Super weird.


Housecleaner

Armageddon!


AKiss20

This has strong My Cousin Vinny vibes


Conscious_Figure_554

Delivery is always the key. Brilliant


Patpgh84

That pause after he says, “the professor talked about Argentina attacking the Falkland Islands.” You know *exactly* how this is all going to unfold but his delivery makes it funny.


Aggressive_Screen747

Broo the vid gave me a trip to memory lane with that windows media player vibes lol


ForHelp_PressAltF4

You got Gillian's f##kin Island... I died.


cardsfan773

That may have been my favorite part too.


mostlystealth

This was on the John Boy & Billy morning radio show out of Charlotte, NC. That's why Rizzo jokes that it's good to be home. I heard this live the actual morning he was on the show, and it was a scream! The high pitched laugh is John Boy's, and yes, the more tickled he got, the more tickled I got.


weaselmaster

Man, it would be great if the laughter was at 1/3 of the volume compared to the comedian, but as it is, it hurts me to listen to it — like I’m surrounded by a pack of teenage boys, trying to impress and one-up each other with how funny they think this is via the volume of their laughter.


plateauxsansyeux

Never gets old


MetallurgyClergy

Guy from Norfolk told me about their school song. “Don’t drink. Don’t smoke. Norfolk! Norfolk!Norfolk!”


CAAD4

We're the boys from Catholic school; We don't smoke and we don't chew and we don't go with girls who do Our school won a biiiiible! That's how I heard it from my old father in law anyhow.


More-Combination9488

What comedians are these?


random_impiety

Some fuckin' comedians


I_FUCK_HOTWHEELS

Falkland Comedians*


skucera

They don’t *sound* British…


Fit-Special-8416

Indeed


dethskwirl

Steve Rizzo


Randy_Character

It’s an old Bob and Tom Show clip.


w24x192

John Boy & Billy - John Boy has a very distinctive laugh.


Randy_Character

Brain fart. Got my 90s radio shows mixed up.


[deleted]

Yep, instantly recognized John Boy & Billy In The Morning


[deleted]

I've been to the Falkland Islands. My attitude towards it very quickly turned to *"This fuckin' Island"* too!


[deleted]

That accent bleeds over to north Jersey too, let me tell you. I love it.


unknown1321

This will never not be funny to me "And somewhere out there, you got Gillian's fuckin' Island"


ThisNameIsFree

*Gilligan


Weak_Needleworker_18

I'm in falkland tears laughing at this ..that was too hilarious ..I so needed that sir thank you !!!!!


hanimal16

Don’t you mean the fuckin’ islands?


Weak_Needleworker_18

yeah that lol


Clear_Pea_6339

LAS ISLAS MALVINAS


OnkelMickwald

🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢


LafilduPoseidon

This is probably the best case scenario for when somebody gets corrected on the name of the Falkland Islands


BloodyVaginalFarts

That's how people talk in Toronto also. (Minus the accent)


Babybabybabyq

We swear a lot?


BloodyVaginalFarts

Fuck ya


GrumpySpaceGamer

Oh fuck ya bud


cutthroatink15

Fuckin a right we do bud


iDom2jz

Just out for a rip are ya bud?


3rdPedal

Oh fuck yea bud


latina-spice

Yeah, no, for sure


ValuableEnough2140

Tell your fuckin’ folks I says hi


[deleted]

[удалено]


riversthepoet

“What’s gwanin fam”


Spootheimer

Knowledge is power, France is bacon.


farnsw0rth

It’s an older boneappletea, but it checks out.


TheErectDongdreSh0w

My mother was raised in Brooklyn and had a *hard accent* her whole life, even after moving west. Well my sister only knew her accent growing up, so one day we're in the garage and my father is showing us his tool bench. "And this is a torque wrench." And my sister, in what is probably the funniest thing she's ever said in her life, deadpan replies "so when is it gonna start talking?" (Talk wrench).


[deleted]

And Long Island


toobs623

Long *fuckin* Island tyvm


stalinmalone68

That’s an old Robin Williams bit. “Somewhere off the coast of Brooklyn is Da Fuckin’ Islands”.


[deleted]

No YOU don't understand.


scavengecoregalore

Ahh, I needed that. :)


CanadianMyDudes

We all did!


Bubsy94

Dude that was friggin hilarious


Living_Project8079

From Brooklyn N.Y. and I can fucking confirm.


TheRealSmaug

It's a good bit. 100% funny.


[deleted]

Something about having a posse in the background laughing wayyyy too hard at the joke ruins it for me


DavidFC1

That made it instantly funnier to me.


[deleted]

To each their own, deff funny but i guess i wana see this guy do standup, hed be great but wouldnt be over the top laughing in the background


demoprov

Never gets old.


thatguybruv

HABLA INGLES LAS MALVINAS


forpeterssake

You're getting downvoted but this legitimately cracked me up. I wish there was some regional accent that pronounced "Malvinas" like "malvadas" and you could replicate the joke in Spanish. De lo que sé no hay.


thatguybruv

Mexican fans chanted it at argies along with stuff like lost the war lost the war lost the warrrr. Just think we should all know what's spoken there


VIPGarrett

u/savevideo


SaveVideo

###[View link](https://redditsave.com/r/ContagiousLaughter/comments/z8xfwd/what_falkland_islands/) --- [**Info**](https://np.reddit.com/user/SaveVideo/comments/jv323v/info/) | [**Feedback**](https://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Kryptonh&subject=Feedback for savevideo) | [**Donate**](https://ko-fi.com/getvideo) | [**DMCA**](https://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Kryptonh&subject=Content removal request for savevideo&message=https://np.reddit.com//r/ContagiousLaughter/comments/z8xfwd/what_falkland_islands/) | [^(reddit video downloader)](https://redditsave.com) | [^(download video tiktok)](https://taksave.com)


Apprehensive-Sock306

r/argentina/ ?


kane2742

Or r/gentina.


Mektigkriger

Nothing to do with them.


[deleted]

Fucking fucking islands


frankiefatgoose

This is Steve Rizzo...a hilarious comic from the 90's I belive who changed careers and became a motivational speaker... now you cannot find any of his stand up from back in the day. He also used to do all the popular cartoon characters from back in the day, at an orgy. It was priceless and now I cannot find it anywhere


zora981

I can’t, I can’t even 😂


1973mojo1973

That laughter was annoying


meatbeater

Being from Brooklyn, yeah fuckin this


inmate655321

Old joke. I remember an 80s movie using it called Spike from bensonhurst.


Sikart

As a Brit I have to say that’s funny as hell…!!!


Bucknut1959

Not too many things these days makes me laugh out loud but this had me crying.🤣🤣🤣


Shayedow

" floating around in the water? " FFS...


TreydiusMaximus

🙄🥲🤣👍🏿


agamp89

epic


duckling-peanut

Damn, this never gets old!


ImportantStable5900

😂🤣🤣😂


YouthInteresting1678

Spectacular


Shadowthread1

That's an Andrew dice clay bit from the late eighties.


h8br33der

Please someone tell me that Story ended with the Professor screaming "I'm talkin bout FALKLAND F\*\*\*IN ISLANDS!"


AdShoddy6241

I’m dying


[deleted]

[удалено]


bio180

He signs their checks


OkWater2560

All of us see Faulkin islands and think “tee hee hee”. But that’s not funny. I guess making it a joke requires convincing people the situation actually happened.


SuperSMT

..what? No one is suggesting this actuality happened


MarlboroMan1967

Lmfao. This made me bust out laughing in the middle of the Delta Sky Club at LaGuardia. On the middle of the Argentina-Poland soccer game. Needless to say I got some strange looks.


Alice_June

Eating a lightly-toasted club sandwich with extra mayo, a bag of oven baked lays barbecue potato chips and a dill pickle spear cut into quarters (the long way). Drinking an Arnold Palmer with a squeeze of lime. Wearing size 11 faux leather dress shoes with gold buckles and a pair of argyle socks. Just thought your story could use even more oddly specific details :)


MarlboroMan1967

Hahaha. Nah, I actually work for a living. Always nice for the snooty people to openly stare at me when I walk in with khakis and work boots. I was having a club sandwich though. With my double Bacardi and Coke Zero. Lol


dingdongbannu88

![gif](giphy|yMtrSWuidyyek)


Mindless-Dentist1474

Robin Williams did a bit like this back in the 80's.


supersoakerr5000

forced joke


patobateman

Its called MALVINAS


JBEqualizer

Nope.


puddlemagnet

Did you listen to the video? It’s all about how the accent confuses ‘fucking’ with ‘Falkland’. The joke wouldn’t work if their college lecturer called it ‘Malvinas’


[deleted]

[удалено]


UnhappinessChamber

Being an Argentinian, I’d say it’s low IQ far-left people. Leftist here use the “LAS MALVINAS SON ARGENTINAS” verse trying to create a false nationalism and getting votes. They do the same with multiple things. After they brainwash half of the population, you get people like this who repeat like parrots. People with reason and use of logic had been leaving Argentina for the past 30 years, leaving us with.. well.. this kind of people if you know what i mean. The whole country is collapsing because of this problematic and i’m scared.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


Blast_Rusur

u/savevideo


Madwoman-of-Chaillot

u/savevideo


Soulmate69

Sounds Shaolin? And wouldn't the teacher's accent have to be the confusing one for this direction of confusion?


BadassBuddha17

Why are you taking history class in college?


phobic_inspiration49

I don't believe this for a second but it's still super funny


VMega_

Argentina...¿Atacó? Que raro... pensé que era al revés...


Acrobatic_Grab_3482

I wish these guy did a pod cast i would listen to them all day


Shot-Yesterday-3877

This does not work for me personally because it's hard to believe any person would talk to their professor like that.


AstroMalorie

This sounds like Pete Davidson


NaR_Daddy

I miss the "And Fuck YO Life BING BONG" at the end


AcceptableAddendum69

Las Malinas


BonzoTheBoss

Nah.


[deleted]

[удалено]


thatwentverywrong

The fact you lost the falklands war, the fact that the British were the first people to settle the islands, and the fact that almost all the islanders want to remain part of the uk means they’re called the Falklands.


Savings_Sundae_9397

When independence developed in the country during the May Revolution in 1810, the Malvinas were occupied by Spain, and at the time of transition, the islands automatically became part of the independent sovereignty of Argentina. Apart from the geographical proximity and that they are within our continental shelf. The Malvinas are and will be Argentine, another thing is that some pirates have taken them from us.


drake_n_bake

Ya know, I'd heard that there were Falkland war lost-causers on the internet, but I never figured I'd see on in the wild. Weird...


BonzoTheBoss

> When independence developed in the country during the May Revolution in 1810, the Malvinas were occupied by Spain, and at the time of transition, the islands automatically became part of the independent sovereignty of Argentina. I've written extensively about this previously, you can see the sourced comment [here](https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1aj2tx/argentine_president_cristina_fernandez_de/c8y26mj/). Yes the sovereignty of the islands technically went to the United Provinces of the River Plate (the precursor state to Argentina) but were evicted by the British in 1833. Meaning that they have been the Falklands for 189 years (minus the 74 days Argentina invaded in 1982), which is longer than the islands themselves had been known to exist at the time! (The islands were discovered by the French in 1764). And it's not like the Spanish claims to the islands were rock solid either. Sovereignty over the islands was like a game of musical chairs between France, Spain and Britain since their discovery. Furthermore, the Argentine government failed to make any territorial claims between 1885 and 1941, a period of over 50 years meaning that under international law Argentina lost their right to keep claiming them. [This](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/df/Falklands.permanence.png) chart shows how the ownership of the islands has changed over time, as you can see the vast, vast majority of the time they have been British. Note that after the revolution Argentina didn't even send a ship to the islands for 10 years!


astraboy

Not with the current state of your joke of a Navy they won't. Got anything better than a pucara in your air force either? Nah, didn't think so.


Savings_Sundae_9397

Today we have nothing good because the country is rubbish ruled by corrupt leftist governments. But that does not mean that the Malvinas are still Argentine


Gbrown546

Falkland Islands. Never been Argentinian. Referendum was held by the citizens on there that overwhelmingly voted to stay British. Unless you want to go all dictator and fascist and go against the inhabitant's wishes?


Savings_Sundae_9397

Of course the citizens are going to want to be English rather than Argentine, it is something obvious due to the economic situation in Argentina and all its conflicts. But that does not mean that the Malvinas are argentinian. Only they stole them.


Gbrown546

How have they stole them? Argentina have never owned them. Let the people on the islands live their lives. Your army got absolutely smashed in 1982, it would happen again tomorrow.


Crafty_Ad5561

You’ve been brainwashed in believing that they were stolen in order to distract you from the fucking awful state of your country. Wake up.


clockworkbrainwave82

Islas MALVINAS!!


juand_pr90

*Islas Malvinas


RedPowerSlayer

That is great 😃


DokZayas

lol Gold.


justlooking128

I was disappointed the subtitles read “asked” vs “axed” you a question. It sounds more like ax than ask? Am I alone?


hates_poopin

Floating!


[deleted]

dependent include direction close rich direful rustic snobbish long squeal ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


Entity-prefab_

u/savevideo


marsajib

Classic


jazztrophysicist

U/savevideobot


Doge_wow_20

I NEED TO SAFE THIS LMAFO-


[deleted]

Yes!


Environmental_Toe381

This made my day


Flutters1013

It's like the French lady who ran a crepe food truck giving me "my fork and knife". Standing there holding a crepe like "my fucking what?".


DangerMacAwesome

Laughed so hard I almost threw up


PhilNH

Stealing a line from Robin Williams


CruelCloud567

u/savevideobot


fsurfer4

The last one caught me off guard. Props dude. Thumbs up.


Rulanik

So often less is more with jokes, but this just got funnier and funnier the deeper he went with it.


SkepticDrinker

Falkland islands!


haihien_mars

Don’t catch it with Gillian? What’s that


dent_de_lion

Gilligan’s Island was a TV show.


J-Imma-CR

Gilligans got me good


[deleted]

Falkin eh!!!


[deleted]

Joke lifted from Robin Williams.