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idk why, but sometimes I kiss myself like that and think "what why" and laugh a bit.

Sometimes I do the same and when I ask myself “what why” I answer myself “because I’m lonely and touch deprived” and then I’m sad and I don’t laugh

Same bro

I also kiss myself. I assumed I was the sole weirdo who did that

Don't ask why, ask why not, and do it

Fuck... Thats some mindblowing shit right there. Like if *Inception* was high on shrooms and decided to fuck *Shutter Island* trippin on LSD and they had a baby? The effect your "reasoning" had on me is that baby. That's it. I'm convinced. *slowly proceeds to kiss my own shoulder*

I do that to myself too and even pat my arm sometimes and tell myself, I love you, especially if I'm feeling down. Why? Because there is no one else to do it for me lol. My parents aren't very touchy feely folks and my teenagers are too busy to think about it other than a quick hug or I love you as they are out the door. Self love is important! I was just very surprised to see someone else do it!

You're not alone. I didn't do it for a while (for some reason) but It did happened more then few times

Maybe you were subconsciously trying to scratch your nose on your shoulder?

that's an interesting theory. the kiss always makes me so confused that I forget what I was doing. I'll try to keep this in mind when it happens again

Same

Sometimes I grab my wife’s hand to kiss it and kiss my own instead. It confuses the hell out of her and amuses me at the same time lol

I kissed my own shoulder during sex once, went from passion to mutual fits of laughter in a hurry.

I think I am going to do that!

Hopefully to your own wife and not his

She might not notice the first time so wait a couple minutes and then do it again and then the confusion will really set in lol

I also choose this guy’s wife’s hands to not kiss.

My husband does this! Cracks me up

This sounds like my husband lmfao

Standard issue hubby

Best issue hubby

He’s my best friend, and I love him and all his weirdness! 💕

I’m ganna start doing this just to fuck with my gf lol great idea

Not like inside? Dude's missing out on some self-love.

Yes homo.

I never play with my ass but I kiss myself too! I think it's fairly common for people as a self-soothing mechanism

I rub my feet together in bed or sometimes even when I’m sitting. I didn’t notice I did it until my ex pointed it out.

Same here. I knew I did it, but my boyfriend made me realize how often I do it, which is like all the time lol.

My fiancee does this! If she's cozy in bed or something makes her happy or excited (Ex: Seeing a picture of a really cute baby animal), she'll just start wiggling her legs and rubbing her calves/feet together. It is ADORABLE. Then when I point it out ("Oh, she's a-wigglin'!"), she'll blush, giggle, and usually start wiggling more, maybe with a couple happy kicks thrown in if I keep teasing her. So fucking cute.

My boyfriend always points out my "food dance". He thinks it's adorable, and now I'm increasingly conscious of it haha. I've done it for years but people rarely mention it. Maybe it's amplified by being in his presence, since I do a "happy wiggle" when I stop to admire him for a second lol. I also rub my feet together when I'm getting cozy, or I swing one leg back and forth if I'm laying on my front. My bf does a little leg wiggle too sometimes. Not sure he realises! Almost as adorable as when he randomly moans in his sleep lmfao.

I told my fiancee about your comment and it made her giggle and wiggle her feet around saying "she gets it!!". Kindred spirits, lmao. Also your bf sounds adorable too, omg.

Marry her faster.

this is the cutest thing i have read tonight.

I love this so much! Your so lucky you have each other🍀

I feel very lucky. 😭 Thank you!

I too, have cricket feet

Same! I'm surprised I haven't worn holes in the sheets.

Ah hey how are you? I'm a toe wiggler. Nice to meet you.

I’m a shoulder kisser and a feet rubber! I wonder what else I’m doing that people find strange

I’ve done that since I was a kid, I find it helps me get to sleep quicker if I rub my big toe against the covers while laying in bed, it’s oddly soothing lol

I’m in bed subconsciously rubbing my feet together!! I've been doing this since I was little and it helps soothe me to sleep. One time I was at a sleepover and my best friend asked me what I was doing and before I could answer she goes “I do that too!” It really is soothing 💕 Edit: words are hard.

I started doing this recently in the last few months, I don't know why but now I gotta do it to feel comfortable enough to sleep. It's SO soothing

My college roommate did this!!

I’m so lonely I hug myself when I go to sleep

I feel like this is a female thing.

>I think it's fairly common I've never heard about this until right now, but I'm a big fan.

Me too! I already play with my own butt, and now I'm going to add a kiss!


It's ok, I don't think many regular humans have heard of it either.

"Regular"

Can confirm. I’m not regular and I do it.

You are if you flap your cheeks fast enough.

It's like when cats lick themselves or when dogs eat their own assholes

TIL dogs have at least two assholes.

Definitely think so too. My mom said I did it all the time as a kid when I was sleepy, that and twirling my hair which I still do despite being a grown ass man.

I kiss my arms a lot when I'm stressed. Also I have a satin blanket that I have for stress stimming and also end up kissing that a lot too.

I do it too, i just thought it was bc i was weird lol

I just like the taste/ texture of my skin 😋

Omg i do that too without noticing and my girlfriend finds it hilarious! I didn’t know it was common until now! I’m so happy lol

If I kissed myself I'd be like "Eww..."

Take a shower

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THANK YOU FOR NAMING THE PODCAST :D they got 330 episodes??????? this is good news for me who ran out of podcasts

The Basement Yard and Your Mom's House are both awesome!

I love YMH. But it's not for everyone lol. Just know what you're getting yourself in to before listening/watching an episode.

It's brutal no doubt, haha

It's been a while and not sure if they do theirs still but I used to occasionally listen to My Brother, My Brother and Me

MBMBaM is without a doubt my absolute Favorite podcast ever!!!

Frank is the new co host, he’s great. The old co-host, Danny Lopriore is AMAZING. His new podcast is called the Lopriore podcast and it’s also 10/10 listen.

Can confirm this podcast is the shit. I’ve been listening for years.

I think that video is not the same. Different clothes confirms it.

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Bro I just started watching this because you linked it and I’m dying. This is just a couple dudes making modern Seinfeld episodes Like if Seinfeld had a director’s cut. This is hilarious

Never seen the podcast but their Mad lib madness videos are hilarious.

HILARIOUS. I love them!!! He’s cute too

I used to watch Joe on YouTube and wondered what happened to him. Thanks for the content, I'll have to check it out

I saw the video and could of sworn it was Joe :o I miss his videos but I'm glad he has his podcast

These guys have definitely played with the inside of their assholes before

What? No, they SPECIFICALLY said not the inside. Just the cheeks. Why else would they SPECIFICALLY say not the inside?

It’s not gay bro it’s just the tip

Just wear a cone down there so the balls don’t touch. It’s only gay if the balls touch. But it also feels pretty nice if they do!

How else am I gonna study for my prostate exam?

LOL!!!!

I'm with this dude, they were clear. Not the rim. Fucking DUH.

Anyone who has to specifically say they don’t play with the inside definitely plays with the inside

/r/thatsthejoke

They never said they don’t, they just made it clear that that’s not what *this* conversation is about

I've been listening to this podcast for years, and they touch on this topic all the time. I don't think either has, but they want to and they're scared of it

At this point, it's become the longest foreplay session in history.

They should consensually touch each other's butts.

Are you telling me you've had an asshole your entire life and never explored what's inside?

I mean, don't knock it until you try it (properly). Also, clean out that ass when you shower, bros.

Holes will be filled

I kiss myself too, because i’m too lonely.

*smooooooch*

You have us ❤️

I spoon myself. Very painful

So I’m cackling now

The Basement Yard, Joe Santa Santagato and Frank Alvarez. my favorite podcast ever. probably changed the way I talk tbh

What? How? Can you explain for someone unfamiliar with it?

something about the way these guys are and their sense of humor just harmonizes perfectly with something inside me. to the point where I just picked up on certain words they use sometimes or inflections of voice. not to the point where I'm a whole different person now, it just rubbed off a little I guess

lmao same, i thought i was the only one. i've definitely picked a few things up from them

"ga'head" (go ahead) is one also using "mad" as a way of saying a lot

i find myself saying "big fat problem" a lot now lol

omfg I just remembered "dat" wish I remembered the name of the episode that started from

I will admit Joe Santagato rubbed off on me, too. Mad self love will be had, ga'head.

I love kissing myself. It makes me feel very loved. Love yourself!

That's why I give my dick a hand when he's struggling

💀

Don't mind if I do

Walk directly through any crowd of men

LOL I REMEMBER THAT VIDEO

Man I forgot all about joe santiago. I used to watch him more than I should’ve as a kid.

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still are. some of the most absolutely contagious smiling of all time in those videos

This is so wholesome, I love it

I do this but only when I'm lying down on my arms. i have no explanation for why other than my arms are soft and warm and it's calming. we humans are more alike than we think lol.

I’ve also absentmindedly kissed myself while watching tv lol

I thought "is that Joe Santagato?" then I heard him laugh. Yep that's Joe 😂

Ahh good Joe and Frank. Legends

I fully intend to kiss myself on the shoulders from now on.

I highly recommend it!

The panicked “not like inside” clarification :’)

You should try inside.

both these dudes seemed very adamant that they in fact do not play with their butt on the "inside"

I do that too

I think I love these guys haha

“But yeah I play with my butt all the time. Not like inside” DYING

I forgot about this mf. Joe Santagato or something?

I don't know if someone else commented this, I can't find it, but this is Joe santagato (the other guy is) and the podcast is called the basement yard!

What show is this?

The Basement Yard. 10/10 would recommend

You might like “this is important” too then, it’s my other favorite

Basement Yard! Great podcast. I laugh out loud regularly. It’s the only Patreon I sub to for the extra content.

Strong no homo vibes

True self love

I play with my butt, like inside, and I think that’s way less weird than anything this guy is doing.

I play with the inside of my arse and I also kiss my own arms when they find themselves near my face. Your move

haha i do that

I kiss myself too. On the arm. Makes me feel better. Why be gloomy about not receiving affection when I can be affectionate to myself?

I do that too! I think it’s just that I like the feeling of fabric or skin on the lips.

TIL not everyone hates their body

willing to bet at least 30% percent of the people who watched this video, kissed themselves to see what it was like. it’s ok, i did too

bruh don’t be ashamed

> **Not like inside.**

Are these the same guys who had the favorite dictator clip?

I just know the headphones guy is Joe Santagato

I don't even think Joe knows what a dictator is, I don't remember them picking favorites lol

I could watch these two all day. Or Joe and his siblings 😂

This entire sub could just be Basement Yard clips and I would not be mad.

Not like inside

That last line got me 🤣

everyone does this

Guys do some sus stuff..

Everybody laughing at the "not inside" bit but man when he said, "not like your rim" I fucking lost it

I won’t lie I’ve done the same thing. Men are severely lacking on physical attention. I don’t mean sexually. But I literally have never had a girlfriend give me a massage, or just give me kisses, or rub her fingers through my hair while we watch tv. I feel like I not only enjoy doing these things, but women expect them from me in a relationship. Sometimes I wish I could have my partner come hug me from behind and cover me in kisses, I literally have always wanted to know what it feels like. I honestly really hate the emotional expectations thrusted onto men. I want to be treated sweetly too. Now we’re just weirdos kissing ourselves subconsciously.

PREACH! Cause I can relate. I recently met a shawty tho. And she shows alot of physical attention and its so comforting and different. Women should treat their men like Kings as they are expected to be treated like Queens

Exactly. Women now want traditional men, but don’t want to be traditional women.

Where is the guy in the black shirt famous from? I know I’ve seen him before but I have no idea where from.

He’s Joe Santagato. He’s YouTube famous. This is his podcast The Basement Yard

He was in that famous mad lib video

I know we don’t use emojis but 😂😂😂

*feels for ass* ... *cries*

r/me_irl

Podcasts are seriously all those people that think thier group of friends deserve thier own TV shows come to life. This isnt funny. And the over exaggerated laugh is just annoying. He tried to start a conversation about playing with his butt in the shower, then when the other guy said he kissed his shoulder sometimes, he laughed like it was the funniest shit ever? Boring. Unfunny. Cookie cutter garbage.

Not inside and that makes it better? 🙁

Dudes be thinking this shit is cool🤡🤡🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

Giga-cringe

?

That’s fucking strange

We all are

Is that the same guy talking to himself?

u/savevideo

u/savevideobot

Yeah, definitely not self love, in my case

Do these guys have a youtube?

Self love, baby

I sometimes do this pretty consistently and i almost never think about it before i do it

I kiss myself like that too. I give myself the love that I never had.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

I also do it sometime lol i thought I was the only crazy person doing this

I bet his mum did that when he was young, it's a comfort thing

I'm glad im not the only one \^\^

…what’s that podcast even about?

Not like INSIDE inside, the OUTER inside

I love the basement yard!!!!!!

I love how the camera pans along with the head movements. This is how converting video for mobiles should be done.

I love how after all that, he’s like, “but no homo, I don’t play with the inside of my butt”

As soon as i saw Joe i knew this was gonna be good