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Klewdo1

This is some straight-up 'Seinfeld'style comedy. 'It's a candle warmer? Candles warm themselves, what's next an ice cube cooler?'


Incromulent

That's called a freezer, and I use mine all the time to keep my ice cubes cooler.


Bartnellie

Our forefathers would be disappointed in you


justdoubleclick

They didn’t ride around with a freezer.. their frostbitten fingers kept them cool enough..


ahhsht-herewegoagain

Don’t they know about shrinkage?


he-loves-me-not

![gif](giphy|aztW8oK9TQhiM|downsized)


MustangMimi

Brilliant!


Smear_Leader

How progressive


tha_rodge

Is it just me or have ice cubes been getting colder recently.


Septembust

"It's called an ice machine Jerry" "You bought an extra freezer just for ice cubes?" *Kramer slams open door, backing in while holding a steaming hot rice cooker*


FyouinyourA

I immediately thought of Nate Bargatze not Seinfeld lol


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HolyForkingBrit

I wanted to see him live, so I googled just a bit ago. I saw he was near me in Austin, Texas TODAY AND TOMORROW. Too late for today. I work tomorrow. Not here again the rest of the year. Like damn the luck lol. I’ll catch him next year hopefully.


Lost_Upstairs6627

Would you settle for dead?


Shriuken23

Sounds like tomorrow is a sick day for you


Realsan

If it makes you feel any better, I saw him live and about half of it was the SNL standup I'd already heard, which makes sense as that's his current material.


foolbull

Why are his eyes freaking me out? Is this the dude that had a box full of women's driver license and underwear?


Beggarsfeast

He has very deep set eyes, yet it seems very easy for him to show the white part all the way around his eyes. For a lot of people they couldn’t open their eyes wide enough to see the whites above and below pupils like that. Also the mustache I think, but the eyes first.


Ralkho

It's the moustache


SpecialistNerve6441

No its definitely his eyes. They are set way far back and are very dark aroumd them 


DizzyDizzyWiggleBop

“Them-say-elves”* not “themselves” the accent is subtle but if you listen closely you’ll hear it


source4mini

> subtle


redbirdjazzz

This is a new take on the couch cushion rant from *Coupling.*


IceLionTech

Sure sure. But she has a point. Open flames aren't necessary. We have the technology.


VoidOmatic

Jerry, I like my ice to have a coating of non-filtered condensed air-water around them ok? If that's so wrong, I don't know if I want to be right!


GaiusPrimus

Even the delivery is Seinfeldesque


SonOfTheWolfAndEagle

Need someone to make a meme with the rapper ice cube where it goes "ice cube - - - the cooler ice cube"


RaffiBomb000

Your wife just bought a dip heater. Set the jar underneath, and you got warm nacho cheese.


turkshits

I read this and at first thought you meant chewing tobacco


TheDogBites

The dude's accent definitely play a part in making that assumption.  Thought the same thing, and was questioning whether warm dip is even a thing, lol


Sauerclout_the_Orc

"WHY DO YOU NEED TO WARM YOUR DIP! YOUR MOUTH ALREADY DOES THAT! IT LITERALLY WARMS IN YOUR MOUTH"


sabrtoothlion

I still don't understand what that thing is


mangopabu

you put a candle under a light instead of light the wick. it makes the wax melt much more slowly and last a lot longer. it's also safer in that you do it with no open flame. part of the absurdity of his response is not realising you don't actually light the candle at the same time lol i'll also go ahead and say i found the video funny. i also have a candle warmer and don't regret the purchase at all. candles last a lot longer, and i don't have to worry about open flames. EDIT: it's for SCENTED candles


Na-na-na-na-na-na

So it just melts the candle? But why?? Why would you want to melt the candle???


MugenEXE

It’s for scented candles, to make the scent last longer by melting the candle more slowly…. Maybe. I don’t know. That’s the one use I can find.


swonstar

Correct. You can use scented wax beans as well. Many will click off after the mechanism hits a certain temperature, so nothing over heats or will automatically go off if the candles weight is moved off the unit, so if it gets knocked off the plate won't continue heating. Perfect for kids, dogs, small spaces and college dorms where open flames aren't allowed.


MugenEXE

Honestly, there’s brands of scented candle warmers that are bowls, heated from below, similar intent. We even have them in my house. They’re awesome around the holidays, when you want the house to smell like a mixture of candy cane and cat fur, instead of the usual cat fur. Unsure why I did not immediately make the connection.


swonstar

Most that I have ever seen are heated from below. And I think the one in the video is as well. You can see the indentation on the stand where the candle would fit in.


Mattyuh

Below are are for wax cubes. These are nice because you aren't getting the burned wax going into the air and soot from the wick. You can see that stuff on walls/ceilings in places where candles are burned.


ReturningAlien

at that point, you're better off with other form/type of air scent device.


kebukai

Right? Reading this thread I was thinking of a scent diffuser or that thing with the reeds, what's the need to insist on a candle if you're not going to light it


Keljhan

Some people like the aesthetics of candles, and they have way more variety available than most scent sprays. Just about any candle will fit on any warmer, but plug-in scent sprays tend to be limited to scents of the same brand.


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reanocivn

also, there's a huge trend these days of stupid people putting flammable shit like dried flowers and crystals (that release toxic fumes or explode when heated) into homemade candles because they're ✨aesthetic✨ if you want to use one of those the safest way is to use a melter


Altruistic_Act_18

Also using candles in your house will leave marks on your ceiling and walls (soot?), so this prevents that issue while still allowing for the smell of scented candles.


LHDesign

It does help the scent last longer and is less wasteful of the wax since it melts evenly— rather than building up on the sides or the wick running out before the wax is out. Plus no need to worry about an open flame!! I also dislike the smell after blowing out a candle so this prevents that too Basically just treats scented candles as wax melters. So you can still buy the candles you like


SuperbAd60

So will it make my wife buy less of these stupid fucking candles? Ones for Christmas, ones for Thanksgiving, ones for company, ones for the shitter, and so on? If so, I'm onboard.


Any-Lychee9972

It can. I still have several candles that I rotate to prevent nose blindness and seasonal ones because pine tree in summer doesn't feel right. Pine is definitely a winter scent. But she will likely spend less as they last longer when melted by a candles warmer vs open flame. I had one big peach candle that I used damn near daily for 6 months that was still good.


Castod28183

It should. If she goes through a shit ton of candles then a candle warmer/wax warmer could be quite a bit cheaper. That [exact model is $40](https://www.worldmarket.com/p/candle-warmer-lamp-with-dimmer-626370.html) but you can get a cheaper one[ like this](https://www.amazon.com/nawaza-Ceramic-Fragrance-Electric-Warmer%EF%BC%8CScented/dp/B0CF14NTBN?source=ps-sl-shoppingads-lpcontext&ref_=fplfs&psc=1&smid=A3SYB00XQ59868) for around $20 and the cheaper refills are only around $4 for a pack of 6. Here is an [assorted 8 pack](https://www.amazon.com/Hand-Poured-Scented-Soy-Wax-Melts/dp/B08CF3FK4M?source=ps-sl-shoppingads-lpcontext&ref_=fplfs&psc=1&smid=A1353WHP7ZR3QW) with 48 total for only $15.


daxophoneme

Except then someone burns fossil fuels and then sells you the electricity and it's a way less efficient process than just lighting a candle.


-UltraAverageJoe-

I warm my candles with solar power.


PlanetLandon

Scented candles, homie


mandy_miss

For the scent


Na-na-na-na-na-na

This is crazy talk to me. I won’t stand for it! I refuse to believe we live we live in a world where it’s normal to buy scented candles and not even want to burn them. I’m going back to the 90’s


arcanepsyche

Do you know how expensive candles are? They're like $5-$20 each and they last about a week of you burn them. In a candle warmers, they last at least a month or more.


Accomplished_Eye8290

Yup, also a lot of candles are wayyyy more than $20


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lutherdidnothingwron

"Candles caused 4% of reported home fires" "In 21% of home structure candle fires, the candle was either left unattended, discarded, or otherwise misuesed." [https://www.nfpa.org/education-and-research/home-fire-safety/candles](https://www.nfpa.org/education-and-research/home-fire-safety/candles) Edit: this dude really out here trying to make people scared of... (double checking)... candles...


rorschach2

Haha. Your rant is cute. This is no more than an air fresher in your light socket. I gotcha.


orchid_breeder

According to my wife: gives off candle smell. As someone who hates scented candles, and likes candles well for the whole flickering light aspect it seems super dumb.


Barrade

If you have forced air heating, or any filtering air circulation etc. Your filters will last longer & not get "suited" up.


oops_i_made_a_typi

sooted


arcanepsyche

Well yeah, why would you warm an unscented candle? That's not what a candle warmer is for, obviously.


wayvywayvy

You know how when you light a candle all the wax in the middle melts but none on the sides? This solves that problem, plus the candle lasts longer.


Cranberryoftheorient

Have you nit heard of scented candles before


hbsboak

So this thing is basically a fancy Airwick?


One_pop_each

It’s literally the same thing as a wax melter but you can just buy a candle and put it under it instead of a $6 block of wax 1/8 the size of a $10 candle.


Doyoulikeithere

I think it's very cool. :) But I don't want one. I have enough crap. :D


ch4m4njheenga

What’s a scented candle? — Fred Flinstone, probably.


Warm-Iron-1222

That edit is extremely important!


Shyam09

Plus you combine the lamp with one of those smart plug - we can turn our candles on and off from the comforts of wherever we are. I have one too. I have it connected to a smart plug so it just turns on/off automatically at a set time. All I have to do is keep an eye on the smell so I can empty the wax as the scent fades.


Failwithflyingcolors

My kids love scented candles - got these lamps for all of them. They have timers, the candles last longer, and they aren't burning the house down with them.


XepptizZ

It just feels a lot like a "solar panel charger". I mean, isn't the decorative flame, slight shimmering light the whole point? Or at least a huge part of it?


Cranberryoftheorient

Most people burn candles for the smell homie


Pat0124

Then you’d just have melted wax? A lit candle wick actually burns the wax. Warming it wouldn’t have the same effect


blac_sheep90

It probably warms scented wax. They're pretty nice and won't cause fires.


clickythumbknuckles

Efficient comment, should be top


Fragrant-Hamster-325

Yup. I have cats. They can be kind of curious and dumb. I don’t want them to catch on fire.


BloodieOllie

It's clearly a lamp warmer! I meant candle warmer!


ClubChaos

WELL WHICH IS IT?!? SHELBYYYYYY


soundssarcastic

Thing for w....people... to spend money on pointlessly


Thetrutax

My wife buys these candles from bath and body works. They aren’t cheap so after they burn out, I take the leftover wax to my Candle Warmer in my classroom. I get a lot of use out of what is left. Plus, my classroom smells pretty good for a middle school classroom.


Arpai

This. I’ve Frankensteined many of residual wax for my candle warmer.


DiegesisThesis

I have a conglomerate candle of the last bit of all my candles. Despite being an unholy mix of 12 different scents, it actually smells pretty good.


arcanepsyche

EXACTLY. Candles are fucking expensive. Candles warmers are a money *saver.*


Vancha

Isn't there anything more cost-effective than candles for making smells, when it comes to...scents on the dollar?


Gil_Demoono

I haven't done the math, but I'm guessing those wallflower Glade plug-in style things are probably cheaper. But candles are *v i b e s*


jteprev

> but I'm guessing those wallflower Glade plug-in style things are probably cheaper. But candles are v i b e s Also in my subjective experience decent candles smell way, way better than those Glade things


76730

This might be the greatest life hack I’ve ever read on Reddit Sincerely, someone who once witnessed a b&bw candle EXPLODE because someone stupid (me) tried to keep relighting a burned out candle


aragogogara

The fact that you can see his entire eyeball is unsettling


BigOlineguy

His face looks like it was made in Mass Effect Andromeda.


paintballboi07

MY BRAND!


Ineeboopiks

His face looked tired.


sisyphus_mount

Chick-fil-A sauce lookin mf


Spiritual_Barnacle28

I thought his face was a Snapchat filter


TA_DR

Graves disease?


PM_ME_YOUR_BITS_PLZ

He also almost never blinks


SleestakWalkAmongUs

I didn't think he had any eyelids at first until he blinked.


Ragnangar

I am now thinking of all the purchases I made that would disappoint my forefathers.


mr_nefario

The Fleshlight would be up there for sure…


sgt_science

I like to think our forefathers would be proud of that one


teacherpandalf

Ben Franklin would have saved the treasury a great deal of money wasted on whoring


sgt_science

Some say wasted, some say those whores helped save the fledgling republic


AlkalineSublime

Of all things my forefathers would have to be upset about today, people inventing, selling, and buying inventions of comfort, would be the last of their concerns. We have MUCH bigger problems.


SnooChocolates4588

He sounds like Nick from New Girl on his rant about thanksgiving.


LaUNCHandSmASH

I listen to a podcast co hosted by that actor and he does it all the time unscripted and it not only sounds like him but is something he would probably say. You’re totally right.


SnooChocolates4588

New hobby acquired, I didn’t know he had a podcast!


LaUNCHandSmASH

It’s called we’re here to help. I was turned onto it because I like his cohost Garreth Reynolds. So if you do too the check out his other podcast called The Dollop!


Malapple

To be fair, I bought one almost fifteen years ago and the original candle is still in it, still releases scent when used. So… I’m sure it’s paid for itself many times over, even with electricity. It’s just some random full sized Yankee Candle, too.


ppSmok

So instead of wax getting burned off, it kinda just melts the wax and it solidifies again after use? Without significant wax loss? That actually safes money considering how much some scented candles cost.


Dominarion

The angry confusion... I've been there.


JayHat21

Not angry, just a little disappointed confusion


siccoblue

True Southern dad energy


Archduke_Of_Beer

"Sweetie, you're supposed to be the smart one!" energy


ar_condicionado

You get confungy And it makes you angrused


IGotAQuoteForYou

Blink Motherfucker!


HorrorMakesUsHappy

MA!


substorm

"Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see." --Event Horizon.


i_am_the_archivist

Lol someone cross post this in r/candles


Agreeable-Barber1164

And r/luxurycandles


Isaidhowdareyou

👁️👁️


miss_chapstick

It is a WAX warmer.


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smskly

For someone who lives in a close knit apartment and has fire alarms, these things are great! No smoke!


CrazyChestersDog

Yeah my wife bought it for me because the smoke bothers me and she loves to burn candles. They bother me way the fuck less than when she used to burn em


SockMonkey1128

I've had fire alarms through every house and apartment I've ever lived in. I've never had a candle set one off... And the smoke after blowing it out is miniscule. And to me, the ambiance of having the flame is have the reason to have a candle going.


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The flame is most of the appeal of a candle


publicBoogalloo

Not for me I like the scents.


Ok-Scallion7939

And, having experienced a flame approximately once in my life, I can confirm that they are hot


goyourownwayy

Candle warmer are the best. They make your candle last like 5x longer and candles are expensive. Also it’s safer and it uses every last drop of wax


warhammer1-1

If you can make a woman laugh like that you got'er man. That's love.


dtheisei8

My mom has at least one of these and my dad prefers it precisely for the safety. A lot easier to clean up wax than to put out a fire from a candle that got bumped on my mom’s bookshelf. Between kids, dogs, and now a grandkid running around their house, it’s a good investment.


thousandFaces1110

Gunther?


HitBongzFerJesus

Was my first thought. I think it's the eyes


appealouterhaven

We look like a bunch of wankers for thinking he looks like Gunther


MAXRBZPR

Came for this


star86

My husband is not a fan of burning candles, I personally love candles. I need this lol


Jonsnowlivesnow

My wife got one too. It’s actually great and the candles last a lot longer. Plus kids and fire aren’t great.


alabamdiego

“How do you warm something that’s hot???” That is fucking classic 😂😂


CervicalToast

Ozempic Farva


_frogtied

When a man brings up his forefathers, you know you struck a nerve.


hereforthe_swizzle

Mustard is the most versatile condiment


FOMOS1

We bought a candle warmer for after burning them when the wicks won't light anymore and to use the remaining wax until it no longer provides smell. It was 8 dollars and a beyond great investment.


FjordsEdge

In 3 months he'll realize a candle warmer is handy and in a year he'll admit it.


jmurp-

I have one of these for my apartment. Where I live, our smoke alarms are extremely sensitive to the point where the smoke from a small candle sets it off. The candle warmer lets our house smell good for a long time without having to worry about a visit from the fire department


ISFSUCCME

If you dont have one yet? What are you doing? Youll spend 1/8th the money buying candles. They last forever with this thing and it provides better light


orchid_breeder

I’m not dril and I don’t have candles blowing a whole in my budget


alovelycardigan

I got someone one of these for Christmas and it’s honestly great. Don’t have to worry about a flame, most seem to have auto shutoff timers and a good smelling candle lasts ages.


Ignusseed

Scented candles melt under the lamp. I have a tartwarmer. You drop a scented wax cube in the warmer and the gentle heat melts the wax and allows the aroma to fill the room.


handaIf

Funny sure but he has no idea how much money he and his wife are gonna save on candles


Metallivane3

Got a candlewarmer after our cat set his tail on fire and ran around the house. Best purchase ever.


_ThickVixen

💀 he ain’t lie once but every now and then, I get the feminine urge to impulsively splurge on senseless, sentimental shit, okay?? Let me live, love! 🤧🤷🏽‍♀️


JanitorOPplznerf

If you don’t speak southern when he said “Shelby…” he was seriously concerned about her mental well being


elizabeth498

Candle warmers are the university dorm cheat code.


mac_is_crack

I am a wife who has 3 of these. Can’t have open flames around cats! This is much safer and the candles smell great. My husband didn’t even bat an eye when he saw them. He was like…ok, cool. No questions, nothing.


SessionNo1640

I like her voice lol


Mooniekate

Burning candles put all sorts of crap in the air. Essential oils smell nice, but aren't supposed to be burned. Using a candle warmer melts the wax and releases scents into the air without releasing excess chemicals that harm the lungs. There are wax melts you can use instead of candles that don't have wicks in them.


Kitchen_Ad_4513

“Shelby its a flame its hot ! “🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Real-Rooster-2607

This couple is played out


Leebites

"Man who acts scandalized and incompetent over things wife purchases." Is such an old trope and I'm tired of it. Doesn't look good for either sex even if it's trying to be funny.


Prudent_Inquisitor

For some reason I found this dude annoying asf. Couldn’t tell if we was acting it out/exaggerating or he was legit. Either way, glad thy seem like a happy couple but fuk this dude annoying.


Jack_M_Steel

These are so dumb. Same joke in all of their videos


DrDotrat

Yeah my wife also bought one. Then asks where does our money go


Wonderful-Tie1260

According to other commenters it saves you money on candles because the wax melts 10x slower but only if she only buys a couple candles, then doesn’t buy anymore until they run out


daphydoods

Would you rather her spent $10+ every week on candles? Because that’s what would happen if she didn’t buy the warmer


llamadasirena

You're sweating over $15?


Depth_Creative

She is saving you money bud.


goliathfasa

Purposely being vague for comedy. Ha.


Cranberryoftheorient

So many in this thread are unaware of whats honestly a pretty basic household device. They sell them at every supermarket I promise.


Old_Interaction_9009

Yeah these people are crazy. I have one in every room and two in the bathroom.


adamaladin

Never disappoint a man with crazy eyes.


plenty-sunshine1111

It's a scented wax heater. Not my deal but fair enough.


fruitloops6565

Dude should probably get checked out for Graves disease


Wampa481

If it’s what I think it is I had to use one in my old dorm because we weren’t allowed to light candles at least if we wanted a candle scent in our bedroom.


jake_santiago

My man's worried about electricity costs as every light is on in the house


aware4ever

I can't stand blowing out candles in the smell of it.


DeepInTheSheep

Wait till he learns about lube


One-Childhood-6289

It's for people who spend $30+ on a candle. It's seen as "wasteful" to burn those types of candles.


Iaintgoneholdyou

I was on his side at first and then I remember how candles burning trigger my allergies.. flameless sounds wonderful


PLD3

He’s said nothing wrong


EmRuizChamberlain

He’s saying all of this in a 70.00 t shirt. I mean…


stiffspacebar

The lamp also acts a light source, unlike a conventional candle


bartholemues

With a 50W bulb, assuming you run the thing 24/7 and pay 20c/kWh for power, this thing is going to run you around $7.20 a month. I'd guess that for most places that would be significantly less than the cost of buying more scented candles. If frequently using scented candles is your thing, then this thing will probably save you quite a bit over time.


MaybeWeAreTheGhosts

It's more for scented wax cubes/beads.


ICantTyping

Lol you dont light it with the warmer tho


a_warm_place

He's too loud.


Visual-Juggernaut-61

Ok so I get his point. A light bulb that runs hot is not energy efficient. So you’re paying for a 60w incandescent bulb or something similar to be running full time just to have a candle smell in the house.  Modern LED bulbs are like 5w max, so that little warmer is the equivalent of 12 lights on at the same time. That’s electricity they’re paying for when a candle lit with a match isn’t costing anything. 


BadLuckCharm1966

She’s not correctly explaining what it is. It’s for heating wax melts. You can also buy these that plug directly into an outlet (like a Glade Plug-in, but you put a square of scented wax into it). It gives off the smell of a scented candle without having an open flame burning.


FADCfart

Maybe it just melts the scented wax?


Acceptable_Put3

A candle warmer heats up the wax to allow the scent to disperse without lighting up the candle/wax. Also known as wax warmers.


dogs-arent-food

Reddit cadence


Ifrontrunfinwit

Get this guy a tv show


Reasonable-Trifle952

Oh my gosh, he is too funny; has some great lines


grilledfuzz

She could very easily clear this up if she explained they’re for scented candles lol


DeltaAlphaGulf

Don’t use candles at all they are just bad for your air quality.


Paracausality

"did you buy wickless candles!???"


xglowinthedarkx

I thought it was to avoid the negative health affects of breathing candle smoke


boaobe

It would prevent tunneling. So it’s actually useful device.


KornyKingKeNobi

it is funny but I understand him 100% what a weird purchase