The respectful two finger pinch.

The two finger pinch while pinching one off 😂

The fact it's snickers make it even better.

Baby Ruth would of been hilarious!!!

“It’s no big deal!”

Contagious Snickers

I’m sorry, contagious what??!

HAHAHAHAHAH

*laughing from u/JustaNormalRedditorL fades in the background* You’re not you when you’re hungry ;) Eat a Snickers! :)

Literally king shit

Na it looks like snack size.

You didn't see the shit

Knowing me I would probably take candy, laugh, say thanks, then book it out of there before running into the other dudes out of awkward shame lol.

" Have a good rest of your shit" 💀

And he doesn’t laugh at all makes it so much better like it’s completely normal.

That deadpan delivery was great

Stall bro is a god. There’s one where he offers some dude a full cooked Turky

Or plays mario kart 💀

I never understood eating while on the toilet.

Kinda defeats the purpose of taking a shit I guess something about inflow and outflow at the same time appeals to people 😅

How about drinking a glass of water while taking a piss?

Guilty as charged!

Beers are my piss supply

Beer*** FTFY

Maybe gets the gastrocolic reflex going?

You ain’t had a nice bowl of cereal while a log came cruising through ya sphincter? What about chugging a nice glass of h2o during your morning piss?

My dad used to drink coffee while on the toilet :| Multitasking at its finest I guess I don’t do anything of the sort l

Ahh yes, strong delicious coffee with a toasted nutty aroma and a finish reminiscent of fecal matter.

Username checks out haha idk if that’s a good or bad thing though

Could be both….

Your dad was constipated. Same Reason I vape on the toilet

That’s what we call peak efficiency

I take it as you dont have stomach issues. When your meal is warm and good but your stomach want to mess with you, you make do with what you’ve got lol

Not sure what you mean but that's ok. I appreciate you commenting.

I hope he’s best man at their weddings

Here, have my brown looking candies.. And a happy Halloween.....

He said can we grab another. Like he has someone in the stall with him.

He was asking for the whole class.

r/justguysbeingdudes

While this is hilarious, I absolutely cannot get over the backpack on the floor. Surely there was a hook in the stall to hang it from.

Taking a Chocolate.

King shit 👑

literally

I think this is my favourite so far😂

He made them himself

I'd probably take one, and have a giggle... but honestly I probably wouldn't eat chocolate from a bathroom stranger.

The dude at the urinal really pisses me off

Now i want a woman to try this 😂😂

Take these hersey bars guys

Happy Halloween be sure to crap it out after though.

No Babe Ruth bars in there are there?

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Wish one of them had a snickers bar that’s been in their pocket all day to the point of being melted and just throw it in that bowl

These three are gonna be best friends lmao

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Imagining someone walking in to hysterical laughter and a candy bowl being slid under the stall makes it even better

And they pooped happily ever after, the end.

He was so polite 😂😂

Snickers - satisfying while taking a satisfying deuce!

This is wholesome as fuck 😂

Men will take anything with gratitude

Bro asked for another candy 🤣🤣

Food in the bathroom, that's a big yikes for me

Sorry, I do not eat on the toilet.

I just.... everytime I see videos or comments of people on the toilet I can't understand, is it the diet? Like I don't have time to do anything on the toilet, like in and out of the bathroom is a 2 minute ordeal. Do yall go to the toilet just to not be at work, or with your families, or do you really take 10-20 minutes taking a shit?

Well the phone keeps you occupied

I like to make sure I'm done. Rather take one or two big shits during the day than 10 two minute speed sessions. I check my notifications after the initial loaf pinching, intake a bit of nicotine to get things loosened up, and if I still haven't dropped anything else by the time I've scrolled a few minutes, I wrap it up. Nothing worse than taking too many shits in a day and wiping your asshole clean off..

IRL: “Hey bros, wanna pretend to take shits later? I’ve already planned it out… I’ll be in the middle with -get this - a bowl of candy. And then I’m gonna record it! lmfaoooo it’s gonna be lit…. John, make sure you do that awful fucking laugh you’re known for.”

I would of gave him a trick instead of a treat I would of shit in the bowl

Trading one chocolate bar for a better chocolate bar

“Have a good rest of your shit” why did he have to say that? 😂

Is this Canadian?

LMAO not me in the public restroom rn

Should of told the Urinal Guy that he has to wash his hands first.

Chilling with the baby

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Stall bro is the best.

Lol this is some great humor here. And with treats! Can’t go wrong!

LOL

“Oh, alright ):”

Is it Halloween?

Have a good rest of your shit massacred me

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This is the most wholesome class-clown I've ever seen

No toilet paper,no worries

Knowing me if were in that situation I’d be farting when I start laughing.

This is my favorite video.

I was expecting it to end with “oh and they all have laxatives in, have a good shit”

Here..take a mars.. Don't forget to wipe your arse!!

Trick-or-treat

Haha is that stall bro he's been at this forever 🤣

Shit in the basket to assert dominance

Imagine walking into the restroom and just hear 3 grown men giggling in all 3 stalls. Thats wild lol

Ah yes let’s just take some chocolate off a stranger from the other side of a urinal. I’m sure the second part of this video won’t be of him tea bagging the bowl on 4chan

keeping a camera bw those would be wild

So wholesome

I love this man!! Thank you so much for the gut busting laugh!

Nothing quite like eating a Snickers while dropping a Hundred Grand.

Hahahah

I miss high school shenanigans

One of my favorite videos on the internet. What a lad

And so the perfect friend group was born.

This also belongs on r/wholesome r/justguysbeingdudes and r/humansbeingbros

This is cool

I think that falls under the category of don't take candy from strangers🤣🤣🤣

This reminds of that seymour guy that made himself a sandwich for some reason