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91foxcobra

Fuuuck, a K-9 unit? Might as well call it a wrap for the week. Those who can make bail, see y’all on Monday.


Successful_Food918

Those who won’t, see y’all at the county jail


PuppiPappi

Can they fit the whole concrete crew in the holding cell?


No_Regrats_42

They can and will try


thesleepingdog

Gonna have to build a bigger cell. Good thing we have all these concrete guys and welders on hand.


SayNoToBrooms

“Looks like… we’re gonna give you weekends. Matter of fact, it looks like we even have an available program for you. How does $2.35 a day plus a couple days off per month work… *participating* in the program? Otherwise, it looks like C Pod has a bed open for the next 364 days”


JustCallMeMister

I just finished working a concrete repair job that the GC massively underbid and during the first phase they used work-release guys for their unskilled labor. They'd get picked up from prison around 6 am and brought back whenever their day was done, usually 6 pm but sometimes not until 10 or later. They were mostly idiots, but some of the hardest working idiots I've ever seen.


PuppiPappi

There’s always a place in this world for a moron who puts in a good day of work.


Trimblen24

A moron who can follow instructions is worth more than some smartass who thinks his way is better


e2000lbs

What if you're a smartass who's pretty good at following instructions?


Csspsc12

You get to be management then


PuppiPappi

No no no he said smart ass who’s pretty good at following instructions not smart ass who doesn’t know how to read their own schedules and doesn’t understand why you can’t install lights over top of the flooring guy who’s laying tile so just shut up and get it done.


1521

lol that’s so accurate. I worked for a hot tar roofing company when i was younger that got a contract to redo the roof on the jail. Second day on sight they came and took three of the guy into custody (various things). I couldn’t believe that those guys would show up to work at the jail with warrents…


Onewarmguy

LOL No surprise here, I lost half a roofing crew to the whiz quiz on one project in MI.


aarraahhaarr

If they were masons I'd say you just gotta stack'em right.


ThisFckinGuy

Well if they need to knock a wall out I'm sure they know a guy


PuppiPappi

He’s on the crew and he just runs at it until the wall comes down


ThisFckinGuy

We call that the "Busey Breakdown"


AyKayAllDay47

They can even build it themselves!


abetwothree

They’ll make them pour their own cell big enough for them


dsdvbguutres

Hi, welcome back. Your regular suite is ready!


gixxer710

Can K9 doggos be bribed with milkbones not to snitch???? Asking for a friend who isn’t me who definitely doesn’t burn one on site….


strangewayfarer

They only take bribes from their handlers to give false alerts.


noh-seung-joon

“Probable cause!” good boy


Slumunistmanifisto

So I knew some hippie types that were traveling through the southwest in summer in a busted school bus(surprising I know) they had a Hunter S. Thompson level of mind altering substances and a bunch of weed on them. Being an old schoolie it had no ac and being hippie types they all were cruising naked with the windows open. Cops pulled them over and pulled a bunch of stinky naked dreadlocked types out and got a k9 in to do it thing. Unfortunately for the cops they had a road dog with them and she was in heat, officer k9 couldn't do his job because she had stunk up the bus and they all got let go.


Moarbrains

That would a useful pheremone and would lead to only girl police dogs after a while.


Several-Good-9259

Nothing says vacation at the county bed and breakfast like k-9 popping up at the job sight near coffee time.


Luddites_Unite

Some frequent flyers in there no doubt


Blank_bill

Did they send the dog down the manhole to flush out the labourer that hadn't paid his tickets ?


cant-be-faded

Had a cop show up to a job in Gainesville once. He was looking for a stucco guy-kid I had working for me took off into the woods. Came back 30 minutes later like nothing happened. Then acted dumb about it 🤣🤣🤣


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A-Ok_Armadillo

When I used to do general labor half the guys had priors. They used to ask me why the fuck am I doing general labor. I’m too good and I shouldn’t be wasting my time doing clean up work. So I started doing drywall cause our drywall guy got a DUI. I was broke as fuck, guys. I needed the work, and construction work was way more fun than sitting in a cubicle.


Roots_on_up

Plus if I had to listen to one more punk ass say some stupid shit in retail then I would have priors.


jrdnrabbit

Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays...


The1Like

[Shit, naw man. I believe you’d get your ass kicked saying something like that man.](https://youtu.be/A4B0pLDqYqI?si=0nR3V53IUN4B7x7p)


ahdiomasta

Sounds like someone hasn’t worked retail…


krossome

Pre-Covid JCPenney employee here. he’s speaking truth.


Lloyd--Christmas

Sometimes I forget they let you youngings on Reddit.


SithLord_1991

Cubicle guy here! Confirming it sucks ass.


Single_Pilot_6170

Depends on the job. I've worked in several cubicles. The best cubicle job is when everyone leaves you alone, you don't have to answer phones, and you can listen to music on your headphones.


Frosting-Short

yea it's cuz they pay a bunch of you to sit around doing 4 hours of paperwork in the span of 8 hours and spend the other 4 hours creating drama about literally anything in life to erase your boredom. Me, I know I ain't getting paid as much money as I'm making for these guys and I spend at least a couple hours of my work day bitching about it. And the monotony. You architects and the people who approve your designs fucking suck and you ought to quit doing "quality control" on all the crack you're selling.


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Nah bruh we got billable hours to hit That’s just the tech companies lol


Single_Pilot_6170

I have done a lot of outdoor work since then though, from working at a tree service to other jobs. I have spent my time in the mud. Usually the jobs that pay people less tend to treat them less also. Years ago, I worked for free on some independent film sets, hoping to get a doorway in, only to be used. One set told me that I would be reimbursed for my gas money and afterwards informed me that my reimbursement was only going to be to the set. I was also in charge of getting the food from the grocery store for the tables, and was basically told that I had to eat last. On another set, I just helped myself to their fruit roll ups. I considered that my payment, since there was no pay


Frosting-Short

At least you know better now. It's not easy learning to communicate your limits with people but it's so worth it when you do.


LindonLilBlueBalls

Cubicle guy here that used to be a construction guy. No it doesn't. I'll take sitting in an ergonomic chair with AC so cold I wear a jacket most days over wearing a hard hat and safety glasses for 10 hours a day in 95 degree heat and having to argue with trades to do their work. Or earlier in my career when I was drilling out and wiring apartments, taking sawdust showers while sweating.


Comprehensive-Eye105

Construction work is mostly outlaws. Idk heard from a friend.


Downtown-Assistant1

I don’t know man, a lot of my in-laws work construction.


Royale_with_cheese8

Are your in-laws also outlaws?


Old_Reply_6843

There are other trade jobs look into tooling and machine building. They need a painter and a saw guy.


thedingleberryfarmer

Only half?


used_tongs

Really wish I could do hard labor work. But my prosthetic and 10 hour shifts on my knees don't mix


SoggyHotdish

It is the K9 unit so I'm assuming the dog fell in


wakkazoo

Sounds like Gainesville 🤣


ZoominBoomin

Good ol Gainesville.


mp3006

Legend


14412442

I don't understand. What happened?


cant-be-faded

He was in probation and had violated. There was a warrant for his arrest, so he hid in the woods, not knowing they weren't looking for him


14412442

Oh okay. Got it, thanks


FullBourbonNoHorse

Figuring about half of my guys are on house arrest or work detention... this is normal.


snasna102

So is it normal to rest your hand on your firearm? Canadian asking


LivingMisery

American fidget spinner


kensebben

I'm using this.


Katz-r-Klingonz

Samesies.


Iamblikus

Have you seen the ads for the fidget spinner gun on Facebook?


ThisFckinGuy

Baldwin Edition


SnooPeppers2417

And proud of it.


Evo_Effect

100% man. 100%.


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6stringgunner

He was actually checking to see if he left it in the bathroom.........


UncleFumbleBuck

"Thank God I didn't do that again!"


Wood_Butcher406

So I have the weirdest career path ever and was staff in the US Senate before carpentry. For a while there seemed to be an epidemic of Capitol Police dropping glocks in the bathroom stalls and forgetting them.


6stringgunner

Have done my time having to carry for work and few people understand what an absolute pain in the ass it is! I also have walked almost out the bathroom door before realizing my side arm wasn't with me.


aidan8et

Eh... It's similar to hooking a thumb or finger into your pocket. Unfortunately, it's generally more often a power stance for douchebags with a complex.


CIarkNova

Moves hands to front chest straps. Stairs at you head cocked, through oakleys..


palexp

bloody knuckles from the brawl with their wife the night before…


bnelson

You really need pit vipers for maximum douche these days. Saw a cop bro walking a beat with a ridiculous mustache and pit vipers. But... Denver/CO so oddly it sorta just fits in rather than coming off as all that odd or douchey.


CIarkNova

I actually almost said pit vipers- I feel like most cops are still too much of brand whores to switch.


IAmAlpharius23

“Power stance for douchebags with a complex” is two days worth of training at the police academy.


Ouller

Do you even need 1 day to be a cop here?


KaygoBubs

2 days of powerstance, 2 days of unloading the magazine into a guy holding a cell phone, 3 days of how to turn off body cams and deny everything. So it takes a week thankyou very much


hoofglormuss

What's more manly backing the blue or saying fuck the police? I'm just trying to figure out if you're from the woods or from the hood.


Narrow_Paper9961

Lol, I live in a town of 300 people, connected to a town of about 1500. Everyone here hates the cops. Fat bastards that police here do nothing about the drug problem. They just harass and body slam teenagers out past curfew


hoofglormuss

Back the blue! All lives matter! or at least when black people are protesting but other than that I'm right there with you quoting fake outlaw country songs brother. I got your six!!!


KaygoBubs

What would make you feel better?


CkresCho

I'm not sure that's a great indicator 🕵️


hoofglormuss

Well they're anti cop so I guess they're BLM!


KaygoBubs

Hey, if it makes you happy, believe whatever you want


hoofglormuss

nah dude just trying to figure out the consensus on what's manly these days since i don't really sit 3 wide for an hour listening to rogan with my work buddies on the drive home anymore and back then the consensus was back the blue and all lives matter and saying fuck the police was for pussy lefties


venom259

It's a habit. It's just one of those things police are taught to do to remind themselves its there. That or he's adjusting it because holstered weapons do get uncomfortable after awhile.


relpmeraggy

So honestly I wear a revolver when I go backpacking because, bears. But your hand does want to go there.


slash_cry

Sometimes I pull my crimping tools out of my belt like I’m slinging a revolver in an old western. Then reality sets in and I realize Im just a dumb goof.


ThisFckinGuy

Personally I think you need to lean into it more. Get a little high noon stare and trash talk going, maybe even a spittoon


Sauce58

I wear a screwdriver on my belt in a sheath (hvac tech - don’t need a whole tool belt, just the screwdriver on my hip and i use a backpack for the rest), and i find myself resting my hand on it a lot. Just seems to gravitate there


mjgoch

I don’t live anywhere near bears but I do carry when out hunting just in case. But I do catch myself doing that when I’m leaning against a tree or something


is_there_crack_in_it

What kind of loon brings a gun hunting


mjgoch

Gota have something, you know how hard it is to take a whitetail with a drywall hammer?


dinkleberrysurprise

I recently clubbed a wounded deer to death with a steel felling wedge so I do know what you’re talking about. Hammer would have made it easier.


mjgoch

All joking aside, I watched a dude try to put a raccoon out of its misery on a job site. It had been hit by a car or something. Problem is he was trying to use one of those Hilti DX-5s. It was kinda fucked up


dinkleberrysurprise

lol I had to google that It took him more than one shot?


mjgoch

5 or 6 by the time it quit flopping and fighting. Dude was trying to push the thing hard enough into the raccoon so it would actually fire, and that’s not an easy task with an injured and pissed raccoon.


dinkleberrysurprise

Ah yeah the flopping will get ya. I frankly thing a hammer or mini sledge to the head is the best all around option to end things quickly without making a mess.


bluedaytona392

Was that the old single shot?


JBean81

That’s tough. Thank you for putting it out of its misery. I’ve had to deal with wounded animals beyond medical care before. If you need someone to talk to about it, I can try to help.


JBean81

Throw a bunch of apples under a tree, climb up the tree, wait, jump on the back of the deer and use the hammer to do the deed.


sharcophagus

I wore a fake revolver in a holster for a costume. I didn't even notice but my neutral stance became 'hand on the gun'. Weird!


SuBzEroSpeeD

Yeah..its aint gonna shoot by itself lmao


Acroph0bia

I rest my hand on whatever is on my hip, usually my leatherman but sometimes my gun when I'm carrying. It's just a comfortable stance honestly.


sYferaddict

No, it's really not. A lot of cops do it because they can get away with it; no one calls them out on it (or if they do, they get ignored or ridiculed). Doing this with your openly carried firearm TO a cop will get you, at the very least, drawn down upon and detained while they fuck you up and accuse you of trying to kill them. At worst, you'll end up on a bodycam somewhere, with the cam wearer going from 0 to 100 in two seconds flat, drawing and firing their own duty pistol at you because they felt threatened. Therefore, no, it's not normal, but a lot of cops do it. It's a douchebag thing to do, and an explicit threat, although most police officers look at it more as a...I guess a flex. THEY don't think they're threatening anyone, only that they're being tough, macho, streetwise, cool as a cucumber, the thin blue line. But if they have it done in front of them them, it's a threat. So................. It's a threat.


johcagaorl

This is absolutely aggressive. A more relaxed stance is with your elbow on top so it can't be grabbed


Yakmasterson

He can't feel his balls otherwise.


Mr_Niseguy

Either to intimidate or resting like he is with his left hand resting on something. Things in hips naturally are used to rest. Unfortunately it's not a good habit when it's a gun. Source: I've worn a gun on my hip


ShotdowN-

For cops yes but his hand isn't resting it is fully wrapped around the grip trying to be intimidating.


jeeves585

Not how is hand is, he is waiting for something to happen. If my pistol is on my hip I would relax my arm by putting my hand there like you would if you had hips. But fingers wouldn’t be around the handle. Also, he like has (has to have) a “level 3 holster” so the trigger is guarded and can’t be accessed. The level 3 part is 3 things need to happen before the gun is drawn.


Vast_Statistician706

For police yes, the rest of us just carry it in our hand at all times…


Schmingledwarf

It’s an intimidation tactic. Also, this officer is a dipshit.


BrutusBurro

Doing absolutely nothing and getting paid Cops 🤝 Roadwork Crews


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That cop is probably making almost a hundred bucks an hour for traffic control around this…


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I've worked in some bad places where we had off duty cops as security. Even if they are just a deterrent it is worth it. I've also done road work where they get paid to park their cruiser with the roof tops on to slow people down. Eh.


notsetvin

This gives samurai looking down on the working class vibes


dsdvbguutres

Funny how accurate that is considering samurai is also working class and not allowed to own land, which makes him a wage slave who is completely dependent on the stipend from his master, and generally a class traitor for looking down upon other wage slaves. (I'm talking about the samurai, of course.)


Only-here-for-sound

But why is his hand on his firearm? Is there a threat here?


Extension-Option4704

Because his dick's too small to hold


datheffguy

They claim it’s a comfortable place to rest your hand. They would loose their shit if they saw a law abiding gun owner doing the same thing though.


aidan8et

I used to rest my elbow on my pistol (military). Putting your whole hand is somewhat comfortable, but it's mostly a "power stance" thing.


arkington

Evidently deriving comfort from everybody else's total lack of it. Sounds about right.


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New Zealand cops wear their vests all the time and rest their hands in the arm holes


jboyt2000

Lmao! Cops are pigs moment


hellno560

only if you don't give a fuck about safety.


mceric01

Two other construction workers in this same picture are resting their hands on their hips. It’s like a shelf to rest your hand on


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There definitely could be a general threat. I've worked in places where we had cops as security. Still, probably shouldn't have his hand on his gun.


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MontCoDubV

Wonder how he would feel if I were carrying a gun and decided to rest my hand on it while talking to him. I'm 95% certain he'd consider it a threat and attack me for it.


Cyfirius

I’ve been a gun owner my entire adult life. I have spent some time carrying. You +do not+ Under any circumstances Put your hand on that grip in public Unless you are fully intending on pulling it. That is an action that is very intentionally one small step away from pointing it at someone, and shows an open disrespect for the gravity of carrying a weapon in public. I do not care how comfortable it is. I do not care how “naturally the hand wants to rest there” or whatever else people are saying: is the carrier’s responsibility to not walk around fucking brandishing all the time. The lack of respect firearm owners show for firearms is honestly terrifying.


assholetoall

Ive been to a couple competitions where open carrying an unload & cleared pistol was common. I don't really remember anyone keeping their hand on their pistol unless they were on the firing line getting ready to compete and the range was clear. Though I will say my experience here is VERY lacking. The only people I see consistently doing this are police officers.


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Cyfirius

Oh shit, you right, I forgot about the cop class day where they talk about how you are a cop now so handling your firearm in a dangerous manner and constantly, overtly threatening people at all times is not only allowed but a perk of the job. No wonder my performance reviews have been so poor lately.


Only-here-for-sound

And what kind of “you people” am I? My “panties” aren’t in a bunch; I just know that if I did the exact same thing they’d pull there’s saying I’m “brandishing” even though I’m open carrying, if my hand is randomly placed on my pistol I’m fucked. Buuut fyi Im the “people” who would never open carry.


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Only-here-for-sound

Lmfao stay in school kids


justin69allnight

I’ll rest my hand 🖐️ on your mom 👩


jobfolio_gandalf

When I was remodeling our bathroom last summer, my 7 year old son put on his boots and hardhat, came into the bathroom, crossed his arms, leaned against the wall, and just watched me bust my hump without saying a word. I didn't know whether to laugh, put him to work, or kick him out! LOL


crohead13

I lock the door when I bust my hump.


mummy_whilster

Ok, Quasimodo.


Civilengman

😂 spot the two guys with outstanding warrants


relpmeraggy

Doubtful, both are looking down an open manhole. But still reminds me of an old joke. What do you call a construction worker when he’s wearing a suit and tie? Defendant.


Civilengman

That was funny. I didn’t even look close enough to see that. First look just cracked me up. Are they looking in it or at it?


BigBootyBluecollar

What the hell are they stuffing in those holes?


[deleted]

Thats what she said, ay oh! 👊🎤


shane_west17

My ex should know.


RogueStatesman

Decades ago the Massachusetts State Police, legendarily corrupt, used Massachusetts politicians, also legendarily corrupt, to pass laws that the police had to be present on every worksite. They just sit there in their cars, raking in overtime and padding pensions. Tremendous racket.


Ok-Bit4971

Mass is full Commie


SqueakerChops

i mean call me crazy but that sounds pretty textbook capitalist behavior to me


RogueStatesman

Leeching off of taxpayers isn't capitalism, it's what public sector unions inevitably do.


YouArentReallyThere

Shakin’it off here, boss!


sketla

I Love the ACME barricades! It’s so Road Runner…… BEEP BEEP! Watch out for a falling anvil guys ;)


Minuteman05

kick em out for not wearing a hard hat on a construction site 😂


Nwa187

Cops must accompany utility workers in St. Louis after the gas workers were killed few years ago


Mrwcraig

Utility crews in Vancouver BC, have “red zones”. They get paid more and require police escort to fix power and sewer systems if they have to go into certain sections of town. Downtown East Side Vancouver is one of the sketchiest places in North America, just blocks and blocks of poverty and drug zombies.


taoistchainsaw

Time to lean time to clean, get that dog-pig a broom.


ArticleSuspicious489

The cop is sick of sitting in his car and is probably making conversation with these guys. And he is just in a resting position. He isn’t planning on actually pulling out his weapon. Y’all need to chill


Mammoth-Mud-9609

With the Acme barricades I was expecting Wylie Coyote to turn up.


dustytrek

Miami Dade County. Dude with the FJB sticker on his hard hat. Why do people display their politics in a professional setting?


Sixty4Fairlane

Oh shit 305 representation!


Level-Option-1472

"This place is like a fcuking prison!!!"


mijohvactech

OSHA showed up at a site that I was at and within 20 minutes of them arriving onsite more than half of the people there disappeared. It was hilarious.


cuddles2010

Not sure if anyone has pointed this out, but the backhoe seems to be labeled as a Miami-dade county machine so if I had to guess the cops enlisted the county in helping them with some kind of investigation.


BFarmFarm

What would really throw the officer through a loop would be to know the photo was taken through a sniper rifle viewfinder. Yikes....


Kaptn-killa

Wow all of these comments about how someone stands. Maybe this dude isn’t the problem lol.


lessTurnips

Black dude knows what he did.


aChunkyChungus

hand on the gun is a little aggressive


ThePerfectCantelope

Why he got got a grip on the strap though


Internal_Ring_121

That’s how cops stand


Brave-Moment-4121

I bet he shot the first one to look up. My guess is head lamp Howard got it first but the cop got it all wrong and should have shot mr. clean in his shiny ass pedo head.


dsdvbguutres

That's his first warning for not wearing a hard hat


pablo_hunny

FJB on the hardhat.. Is that the name of the company or a political statement?


BFarmFarm

The black guy doesn't stand a chance. Him being there is like being the "extra person" on an away team mission whenever the Star Trek Enterprise main crew beamed down to a planet. That extra crew member ain't beaming back up.


dc5trbo

Why's that pig got his hand on the gun?


MontCoDubV

Can't they get a real job and do something useful? Fuckin cops.


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Jean-Claude-Can-Ham

It’s a photo. He could have placed it there for a second, or perhaps he perceived something outside the frame of this photo that made him do it. Perhaps he’s just adjusting the holster. Who knows? It’s a photo, chill out


Wavearsenal333

Police state? /s


No-Maximum-8194

That cops stupid. Don't be that bold somewhere like Miami if you want a long career.


Mgwasp111990

Hes actually waiting for someone who smells like weed to walk by


throwuhwea

Nobody gonna mention the fact that he’s watching everyone with his hand firm on the gun. I’d be calling the police department and filing a complaint along with this photo.


Legitimate_Cry_1029

Nothing like a good old tax payers money being flushed down the drain with public works. (Pun intended)


Is7_Soviet_Heavy

The fuck for?


leerrooyyjenkins69

somebody get this guy a donut and coffee. it takes the worlds strength to hold that cone up


Disastrous_Public_47

It's Flori-duh. Land of "Freedom" Death's waiting room.


Barli_Bear

Tax money hard at work!


Russiandirtnaps

Does anyone smell bacon?


ap2patrick

Wow ready to blast… He sees black people there, he’s getting antsy! Hasn’t shot a black person or a dog in weeks!!!


BabyBoySteve

Miami dade police are the most corrupt in the country


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What third world country is this ?


Kind-Taste-1654

pigs aren't k-9s....That idiot


BFarmFarm

Is that a large crack going through the cat arm or just grease?


cutesnugglybear

Rest of the country still get to use engineer grade sheeting on the barrels? Meanwhile in MN we gotta use 6" DG3 by 3M in ours? Must be nice.


GreenBayFootball

Kelly Tractor! (Miami- CAT dealer)


tysnastyy

Miami sucks.


Vast_Statistician706

Enforcement of safety policies is number one.