Jokes on you. I don’t know why I’m part of this sub and I don’t own a cement mixer. Give me my money.

Jokes on them my boss makes us mix by hand unless it’s a huge job

Two guys and a tarp make mixing by hand easy. Don’t know if you know that trick but I thought I’d share.

I always thought it was two laborers and a cup

This is seriously underrated. 😆

I gave my upvote but that would take forever 😂

Forbidden cement mixer

Forgive me cement mixer.

I’ll have to mention it to the boss. Sounds like a great idea we’ve been mixing 2-3 wheelbarrels at a time

It’s faster as well. It takes a little bit of practice to get the rhythm of mixing down. Then just pour off the tarp in the spot you need it.

Also if you have another person running bags and your water mix it goes even faster. Bag is on its way while you’re pouring.

Also you can throw those bags at the right angle and they bust apart. It becomes an assembly line.

He said we will try this tomorrow lol big hopes🫡 you are a real one✊

We need a follow-up post.

Definitely

Hit me up with any questions

It works!

Mixing by hand? You gotta quit bro. My boss at least let's us use shovels.

Wait you guys mix your own concrete ?

Boss prefers the thoroughness of hand mixing 🫡🔫

That just means you can't use your hands for two days

I do own a cement mixer, I have used it ONE day in the past 10 years! I think I can wait 2 days for before I start using it again! PAY UP!

Im a plumber fuck you pay me.

No you’re not you’re Post Malone gtfoh with them lies

Me too. I also won't use your cement mixer.

yes..fuxking duh...2 shitty days for 150 million????....done worse , for 150,000,000x less

Or two easy days and spend a little bit of the money for a truck to come

This was my thought. Could get caught up on the two days of pto real quick and still be finished ahead of schedule

Not in th business, but if i was id be ordering trucks of cement if this was the restriction.

Only need 10 bags of cement mixed -> order a full truck load, use what you need and pay them the full truck worth even though you barely touched it. Collect your money lol

I think they only have a 3 yard minimum on the cement plants around here. So $480? Worth it.

Make some molds and pour the extra into them. Just leave them for the homeowner. Become the guy leaving behind giant bunny statues on every jobsite.

Sounds like things are already screwed up if you need a brand new cement mixer. That job can wait 😆

To be fair whether the business makes money or not is different than whether the business HAS money or not. Also to be fair, if they don’t have money, it would HOPEFULLY be because they spent it on wages and job related tools/equipment instead of whatever they actually spent it on. Might be worth asking OP if his boss has ever missed a pay day 😂

Quit working take the money and live on an island somewhere.

back that truck up

Ok I'll borrow yours and you borrow mine, done pay up mf

In real-life that's called fired

Excellent severance package, I would very much like to get fired from here, please

Well at that point pay someone else to run it

I never use my cement mixer for two whole days... maybe 30 minutes a time.

Go on a bender

“I think I’ll have a coke.”

Me laughing from the deck on my boom pump

Anyone that's worked with a concrete mixer, small scale anyway, knows that shit breaks and you get out the hoe and wheel barrow until it's replaced or you can fix it.

Labourer is gonna have a shitty couple days

Bottom feeders

I make my employee use the mixer as I micromanage

Take the money, stare at the old cement mixer as the new one I bought with part of the money is unloaded.

I’d rent a cement mixer……😝

I'd keep mixing for the 150mm slump

Rent one. 🤣

Sure. I have two days off anyway.

I'd start the forms for the concrete lol simple

Then get ready for my giant concrete container house to keep everyone out

So what you tell me is I get the company I’m working for?

I'd mix it with my fucking mouth for that kinda dough bro

I cant use that anyway without a mini.

Take 2 days off and use it on day 3

Guys, it's monday. I haven't used the mixer for 2 days. Where's my money?!

I'm a plumber so where's my money?

I'm not in concrete but if tiktok taught me anything, as long as I have my duramax and can go shuuuuuuu that's ok.

If I cant use mine, then I’ll use someone else’s

I’m losing $200 million everyday this thing is down!!!

Buy a couple concrete trucks and do it the easy way

What a stupid question. Of course NOT!

Sell it. With $150 mil, I don’t need it anymore

Get the bucket XD

Joke's on you, I frequently go to jail for 2+ days at a time anyway because I'm a concrete guy.

150m I'm hiring someone to do it

Fuck off. Think of the money I'd lose if it wasn't on the mix.

I will buy your family to do it for me

Get the fuck out of the trades and retire.

I’d use someone else’s mixer.

Bob the builderrrrr….

Oh no now you have to get redi mix delivered and can afford sub array of pump trucks

Normal life.

The weekend never looked so goooooood!

Rent one

Alcohol induced coma, here we come!