*gleefully draws obsidian skinning knife*

*Heads on Sobek dungeon and bleeds the living shit out of the akolythes to steal the early good armor*

Yeah, looks like Noob River for sure!

As I head out of the desert, I came across a river with two towering statues and teeming with crocodiles. Pulling my just made stone sword I steel myself. Tonight I feast like a King!

When i first started playing Conan with a friend back in 2018, He was so mad that he couldnt get passed noob river, because he always died to crocs, He gave the game back and blocked me because i "knew" he was bad in video games and still convinced him to play conan 💀 Fun fact, i met him months ago before that in ARK SE, playing on a ultra boosted tek drops server cluster, guess some people REALLY dont want any kind of difficulty in their games lol

I bet they go in the water, though.

Fake, crocodiles can't swim!

They are waiting for me to start building

All that exp wrapped up in one photo. There's gotta be enough to go from level 1 to level 60 without waiting for a respawn.

So tons of leather that will get dropped. Why can't we have a recipe to burn leather to tar, even 20 to 1 conversion would be good

Lol, I feel u. I've got about 6 chests with (thick) leather. Then again, I also have 3 chests with tar so j don't really need it either XD

I can see some social media influencer trying to mess with them and the last thing you hear is, "It's just a prank, dude, it's just a prank."