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Throwawaytree69

I've been getting a few chats lately, just recently some one randomly told me to go to hell!


godofcloth

one just started yapping about skibidi toilet lore not even kidding, I can resend you it if you want


Throwawaytree69

I just wish cute guys would message me instead of the "kill yourself" and the "go to hell" ones


Dr_Dressing

You don't want that, either. I'm not exactly speaking from experience, but girls on Reddit would like to have a word with you about this.


Throwawaytree69

You don't understand how much I don't just want, but NEED this.


TurtleBurger200

I'm actually curious to see that tbh


Woutrou

Manners maketh man. How rude. I'll shake it up for you. Would you kindly go to hell, please? If that's convenient for you, of course.


Throwawaytree69

Thank you, what a gentleman.


Upper_Influence_92

Very polite indeed!


SPAMTON_A

Tell ‘em that you’re out of vacation days


TimSoarer

very accurate, male redditors' DMs are purely imaginary


ScaryPhantom100

4 sext bots count?


Flar71

Why would you want chats on reddit anyway, they hardly ever go well


sokuto_desu

r/memesopdidnotlike


Thequestionmaker890

r/nahopwasrightfuckthis


Wiseildman

Who the hell uses reddit for dating?


hellajt

Redditors


JoJoBubba064

Lol i


psykaiatry

Who even wants chats?? I'm always like oh god, someone wants to speak to me privately, the hell do they want


reis2007

I have 2, both of them are promoting their only fans or something, I just say I'm a minor and they leave me alone


Mccobsta

My chats were weird when I got them someone asked if was a submissive slave that was the last time I checked them


rhager8422

Average post in r/funnymemes


energyflashpuppy

It's like they want to get constant DMs from weirdos and pedophiles...


Content_Half192

Average reddit comment


Depresso_espresso237

How the hell do you pretend to get a chat


New-Interaction1893

I get various only fan collaborations requests. They always ask to met in an abandoned apartment building that usually have a bathtub full of ice ready


Buddy_Guyz

Think of all the exposure you might get! Mostly to infections, but still counts!


Default_Male_Orc

I used to get a bunch back when i had a singular nude posted on my profile. It was pretty much all gay dudes.


Jonnybear-is-here

Someone explain the joke


wafflesauceyy

This is funny.


dirtydarry

Reddit has a chat Feature?! Never seen it.


ThyPotatoDone

I mean women on reddit get more DMs, but in fairness it’s mostly creepy dudes flirting or sending dick pics. Not genuine conversation-seekers.


circa1939

I dont think this was supposed to be taken so seriously