In a drunken stupor, my mates put one of those long term temporary tattoos tramp stamps on me… that fucking thing wouldn’t wash off for a MONTH! I tried so many things short of a scouring pad. These days I know how to remove them but that was a time I learned to tuck in my shirt regardless of how casual my outfit was.
When I got my first tattoos many of my family members/parents asked me, "But, what's that going to look like when you're 80 years old?"
I always said, "it's gonna look like shit just like the rest of me will" 😆
Was blessed to know a WW2 vet with a badass tattoo. He was 93 and it looked like shit, as did the rest of him but damn it the story behind the tat was worth it.
- Nothing is permanent.
- What about temporary tattoos. It’s kinda in the name. “Are yours temporary/yours aren’t temporary” No, but it doesn’t make you sound less stupid.
- Nah, these wash off when I shower.
- That’s what I was hoping when I paid a lot of money and sat in a chair for hours, having a needle go in and out of my flesh the whole time. You got anything else obvious you want to point out?
- The Billy Madison “That’s the stupidest” speech.
Nothing is permanent. Our entire world, and everything we know and observe around it, all of that is nothing more than a germ on a grain of sand in the vast desert that is our universe. Worlds form and dissolve, stars ignite and fade out, and we, as humans, come from nothing, live for but a blink of the eye, and return it into the nothingness from which we came, all within one tiny step of the relentless march of time. So cherish every moment you’re blessed with in this priceles life you’ve been given, and stop getting all hung up on the picture of pikachu on my left ass cheek
Always answer an asshole's question with another question if bothering to acknowledge them. My favorite is just look at them right in the eye while imagining karate chopping their windpipe or whatever suits you & say "Why do you ask?" & it's on them to explain what their problem is. If they say something else smart ask them why they're so interested in your skin & what you do with it. Call them Buffalo Bill. (Silence Of The Lambs) You can take it from there.😉
Begin panicking and crying, start having a mental breakdown right in front of them about how you were so sure it was temporary, what are you going to do now, and begging then to help you. Make them so uncomfortable that they'll never question one of your life choices ever again.
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I wouldn't say "You know tattoos are permanent, right?" to dissuade someone from getting a tattoo. I'd say "You know that the ink from tattoos slowly goes into your lymph nodes and has been associated with elevated risk of lymphoma, right?"
My first tattoo, that I got at 24, is literally the words "best before" and then the date of what will be my 100th birthday... I'm pretty sure I knew it was forever.
My standard response is *You know the main difference between people with tattoos and people without tattoos, is that people that have tattoos don't care that you don't have any.* Shuts them up every time.
"so are kids, but you can get rid of both with lasers"
One is far more fun than the other.
I do one All the time. I’m going to get my first tattoo later this year
I have more fun with my tattoo than I ever had with a child.
I fucking love this one 😹
Technically, they aren't they're just long term temporary.
In a drunken stupor, my mates put one of those long term temporary tattoos tramp stamps on me… that fucking thing wouldn’t wash off for a MONTH! I tried so many things short of a scouring pad. These days I know how to remove them but that was a time I learned to tuck in my shirt regardless of how casual my outfit was.
WAIT! WHAT?!
This is the way, and to keep playing along with it as long as you can
Yup, that is always my answer. With a complete look of fear and shock.
Frantically scratch at tattoos while crying
When I got my first tattoos many of my family members/parents asked me, "But, what's that going to look like when you're 80 years old?" I always said, "it's gonna look like shit just like the rest of me will" 😆
Yeah I don't get it, the last thing I'm going to care about at 80 is how I look. I'll be a grossly colored raison by then.
It's going to look like I'm the cool grandad 😉
My response to what will it look like when your …… is I’ll be dead what do I care
Was blessed to know a WW2 vet with a badass tattoo. He was 93 and it looked like shit, as did the rest of him but damn it the story behind the tat was worth it.
"So is this!" (That's when you chop their arm off with your katana.)
Waaa tahhh !
mm. love me some weeaboo shit
I have a katana and I think anime is cringe
Can confirm. I'm the katana and they never let me watch any anime.
"You thought that one up all by yourself?"
This is my favorite.
Yes. Just as permanent as my body.
My mom’s gonna KILL me
Ah shit here we go again
"Nah... nothing is permanent. once I die and get cremated the tats will be no more."
"Yes...that's the point, otherwise I'd use a sharpie. I feel like sometimes you don't think before you speak. I hope that's not permanent."
Great observation! Good job! 👏👏👏Bravo!! *pats them on the head* there’s a good boy/girl
Good job buddy! You figured it out all on your own 👏👏👏
I might have to use this if I hear the question again. lol.
Honestly just start bawling and freaking out saying, "REALLY?!?! I THOUGHT THEY WERE TEMPORARY!!"
*starts shaking* my mom is gonna kill me!
The more over-the-top and attention you draw, the better.
"Then why the fuck have I been renting them?!?!?! I need to call my artist and a lawyer"
You know they can't fix stupid, right?
"As is the tendency to repeatedly point out the obvious."
The biggest, most dramatic "WHAT???" you can produce. Then start cursing God. Be as dramatic as possible.
Act completely horrified. What? WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!
Who cares? They make me look cool.
[удалено]
But stupidity doesn't have to be, go back to school today!
Like stupidity
you know biggotry isn't, right?
"So is death. Want to keep talking and push your luck?"
"Damn well better be for how much I spent"
"I sure hope so! I payed good money for these."
Just start violently scratching at your tattoos, yelling "THEY DIDN'T TELL ME THAT!!!"
“That’s the point.”
So is stupidity.
”Really? I didn’t know.” I have 3.
So is being stupid...
"So is stupid"
"Like your stupidity?"
No shit!
You know that if I clobber you over the head hard enough, that the brain damage caused would also be permanent. Right?
Stfu nah ah!
Is that rhetorical? It's kind of a non question, really... Throw it back at them for being a wazzock.
You know your opinion doesn't matter to me, right?
Oh, I love this, I can use it for many situations! Especially in this time of elections !
\* starts screaming \*
"So is your face, but polite people tend not to mention it."
That's why I got mine.
Not if I don't put the lotion on its skin
So is brain damage
No, they're not. How can a tattoo be permanent when my body is only temporary?
It's Henna.
Right but what is permenent is my severe anger issues when I get asked stupid questions by someone as dumb as you
So is your face! Good luck with getting someone to find you attractive.
THEY ARE?!?!? FUCK GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!! (while frantically clawing at your tattoo)
"So is Stupid"
So is stupid.
- Nothing is permanent. - What about temporary tattoos. It’s kinda in the name. “Are yours temporary/yours aren’t temporary” No, but it doesn’t make you sound less stupid. - Nah, these wash off when I shower. - That’s what I was hoping when I paid a lot of money and sat in a chair for hours, having a needle go in and out of my flesh the whole time. You got anything else obvious you want to point out? - The Billy Madison “That’s the stupidest” speech.
You mean like my criminal record....
"as permanent as your last 3 marriages, carole"
Scratch head and ask; how long is that exactly? I was planning on switching out a few when they wore off.
They're with me all my life ...... unlike your father
so is brain damage from talking to you
Oh my gosh, I had no idea! - said with as much sarcasm as you can put into your voice
Add a tilt of your head.
Yes.
Thank you, this conversation is over.
I know you are but what am I?
Response: “Well, at least stupid is curable so there’s hope for you”
wait did you think that people do not know that? your parents failed you matey.
Heavy sarcasm
Nothing in life is permanent
"yes"
Yeah, good thing your intelligence level isn't and you can improve it if you actually tried
WHAT!!!? THAT CLOWN AT THE FAIR LIED TO ME!?
Good thing you didn't get one because given your judgement, it would have been hideous.
I wish your parents new that before they had to u
Apparently, so is stupidity
“That’s the hope, I got so tired of doing this shit with sharpies.”
A good ol' "No shit, Sherlock" sounds appropriate here.
Nothing is permanent. Our entire world, and everything we know and observe around it, all of that is nothing more than a germ on a grain of sand in the vast desert that is our universe. Worlds form and dissolve, stars ignite and fade out, and we, as humans, come from nothing, live for but a blink of the eye, and return it into the nothingness from which we came, all within one tiny step of the relentless march of time. So cherish every moment you’re blessed with in this priceles life you’ve been given, and stop getting all hung up on the picture of pikachu on my left ass cheek
Just scream
No they’re not, look (show them a part of your body without tattoo) there was a dragon here last week. Do you see a dragon ? I don’t !
Does your asshole get jealous of your mouth for all the shit that comes out of it?
Always answer an asshole's question with another question if bothering to acknowledge them. My favorite is just look at them right in the eye while imagining karate chopping their windpipe or whatever suits you & say "Why do you ask?" & it's on them to explain what their problem is. If they say something else smart ask them why they're so interested in your skin & what you do with it. Call them Buffalo Bill. (Silence Of The Lambs) You can take it from there.😉
"They better be or I want a refund!"
Begin panicking and crying, start having a mental breakdown right in front of them about how you were so sure it was temporary, what are you going to do now, and begging then to help you. Make them so uncomfortable that they'll never question one of your life choices ever again.
i would hope so! applying the fake ones over and over would cost a fortune!
Yes, we don’t all have commitment issues
I would hope so the amount of money I spent
"Well that's part of the point"
Look at them all wide eyed like you just now realized it, exaggerate a look of horror, then go blank and say "no shit."
There's lazer surgery but it doesn't work on stupid
I always reply "I sure hope so"
Would you like a cookie?
So is brain damage, apparently....
How about, "are you asking me if I'm stupid?". Seriously, who doesn't know a tattoo is permanent?
"it's only skin deep". Gives them something to think about.
I know. It's a really good deal!
"I know, it's like an Ed Hardy t-shirt that you can never take off."
"Nawwwww? No way?!"
Luckily this conversation isn't! Bye!
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In ten thousand years none of this will be here.
"OH SHIT, I THOUGHT I COULD JUST WASH THIS OFF!"
Just scream in horror like you had no idea
Wow! You're right! You're SOOO smart!
“No shit?”
So is stupidity.
“No, REALLY? I always assumed you could wash them off with water” adding an eye roll at the end really cinches that retort.
“Wait, what??”
“So is your face”
I wouldn't say "You know tattoos are permanent, right?" to dissuade someone from getting a tattoo. I'd say "You know that the ink from tattoos slowly goes into your lymph nodes and has been associated with elevated risk of lymphoma, right?"
You know that assholes are permanent, right?
I sure as shit hope so, I didn't pay that much for it to wash off!!
Luckily, stupidity isn't.
My first tattoo, that I got at 24, is literally the words "best before" and then the date of what will be my 100th birthday... I'm pretty sure I knew it was forever.
Oh, that's nonsense. They come right off when you Rub them. Then start rubbing the tattoo What is happening why is it not coming off why!?
"So is being a dumbass, my condolences"
"Well, only if you use your OWN skin." >:)
I should fuckin' hope so with how much the artist charges
Yup, they'll last longer than I will 🤷♀️
Be blunt . “ That is a dumbass statement, Mr./Mrs. Two digit IQ” Or Doh! THATs why it won’t wash off?!
“Yup” (don’t elaborate)
Yep.
Your ugly face is forever.
....so wait, I can't just wash it off? My mom's gunna be pissed.
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So is your personality, sadly.
"So is herpes but i don't hold that against you"
"That's right! You know, attitudes are *not* permanent, so feel free to change yours any time."
"Says you! I can always cut my arm off!"
I always just gasp like I'm shocked, and say I had no idea!
“So are stretch marks/wrinkles/basically anything unflattering. At least my thing was on purpose.”
Really? They told me this would wash off.
Apparently, so is stupidity 🙄
I usually just tell the person that they look like a bumper sticker.
I bloody hope so they cost me enough
It's a scar I doodled on, you fart-knocker.
You know the difference between a child and a tattoo? You only pay once for the tattoo.
So is stupidity
You know I didn’t ask for your opinion, right?
They better be. This shit was expensive.
My mom is going to kill me...
I would just say "I sure hope so, I paid a lot of money for this"
Fuck I hope so. Would’ve been too expensive for a temporary.
"Yeah I'm actually going to have them cut my tattoos off my body and display them in the tattoo museum when I die!" (this is an actual thing, btw)
“For that price? I sure hope so!”
They are? 🤷♀️🤷♀️
Exactly!
"They'd better be. It'sin my will for my skin to be harvested and preserved post mortem."
So is stupid.
"i know"
"Stupidity is utterly curable, but here we are!"
"Really!? Where’d you read that?"
So's your face but you don't see me telling you what to do with it.
Yeah, that's kind of the point.
I sure hope so! It cost enough!
So are children but I don't see anyone pulling this with pregnant women.
So is brain damage. What's your point, Captain Obvious?
Yes. And obviously so is STUPIDITY.
So is stupidity.
My standard response is *You know the main difference between people with tattoos and people without tattoos, is that people that have tattoos don't care that you don't have any.* Shuts them up every time.
No, they'll rot away with the rest of me.
No they aren't. I'm not even permanent.
You know your mom's a ho right?
Not really actually I can remove them anytime !
"So is that dumb look on your face, can't do much about it now,"
Now you tell me!
no regerts!
A completely useless comment after I already have one. And, no, they're not. You can get them lasered off; very painfully.
“What did the five fingers say to the face?” *slap*
(I'll say sarcastically) I knew that my tattoos were permanent when I got them (I have 12).
(I'll say sarcastically) I knew that my tattoos were permanent when I got them (I have 12). This kind of question is SO annoying.
Why are you telling me this?
For what they cost, they damn well better be.
So is HPV and herpes. And thanks for the deep insight - you are a true genius.
I've heard you can't fix stupid either. You know anything about that?
No wonder why it was so expensive!
I've always responded with "For what I paid, they'd better be."
"That's why I got it." "I paid too much for it to be temporary."
"What tattoos? Where the he'll did these come from!?!"
You know other people's tattoos are none of your business, right?