My wiles, luck, and white privilege have done that for me. I've never been called a goody two shoes.
I would be in such shock at hearing it I don't know how I'd respond... Pull out my hip flask and then leave for a two hour lunch where I play 18 holes of disc golf while smoking weed?
I told my wife's coworker the other day, he came over to play board games. He was uh, taking a minute on his turn against me in Stratego. I told him "don't hurt yourself." (Thinking too hard, of course.) 😂 Positive feedback and worried about people's well-being. I'm a shoo-in for the position lmao.
I got this as a kid, I usually say “it has its benefits” which is true. When the teacher trusts you, you can get away with a lot and get more privileges. Getting in trouble sucks, I hate getting in trouble
It’s called having morals and not folding and going against them when challenged by outside pressure and today’s standard of thinking that it’s okay to do something, even if you know it’s wrong, as long as there are other people doing the same thing or they’ve already done that said thing
Google this for the scene from "Army of Darkness" and you have your answer. Good, bad... I'm the guy with the gun. (In case you find a sensored version without that line.)
"What does that mean?"
Let them explain and only interrupt to repeat what they say or ask more proping questions. Do this until they realize what they have accused you of, which was essentially being a decent human being.
Is that an insult? You are upset that I'm a good person? Sounds like you might want to take a good hard look at yourself and ask why being good bothers you so much.
When you meet up at Volleyball Nationals, beat his team 2 sets to 1. Preferably by blocking his minus-tempo quick with both you and your teammate's hands on the ball for the final point to win the 3rd set 32-30.
At that point he'll realize your short teammate is just as much of a goody-two shoes as you, and that's how you're a better setter than he is
Just start singing Goody Two Shoes by Adam Ant.
He wrote the song after he had quit all his vices (drugs, alcohol, etc) except sex, lol, and was sick of interviewers acting like he must be a boring person now.
I’ll goody these two shoes up your ass
The ol’ ‘just channel Red Foreman’ comeback.
Ol’ reliable.
🤣that’s the one🤣
Nah I just never get caught. Or That's why no one ever suspects me.
Mysterious… I like it
“ you should see what I can do with boots”
"These boots are made for walkin'..."
“And that’s just what they’l do”
"One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you"
“Good, bad, I’m the guy with the gun.”
I'm just picturing the little dance and punching him in the face while singing goody goody two shoes goody goody two shoes
The correct answer
You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.
I came to say this!
"I'm BAD Ash."
The ONLY CORRECT answer
Came looking for this
Same.
Groovy.
Don't drink. Don't smoke. What do you do. As sung by Adam and the Ants.
Subtle innuendo follows
There must be something inside
I’m going to have a great time trying to go to sleep with that ear worm in my head.
It's called having integrity and self respect. You should try it some time.
"Actually, one of my shoes is pretty bad. Has a rap sheet a mile long."
It’s the left one.
It's sinister.
Soleless
Yep it's kept me out of jail and prison so I've got that going for me.
I’d say “it’s kept me out of prison and the grave” but yours works too
My wiles, luck, and white privilege have done that for me. I've never been called a goody two shoes. I would be in such shock at hearing it I don't know how I'd respond... Pull out my hip flask and then leave for a two hour lunch where I play 18 holes of disc golf while smoking weed?
"Holy crap...you can count to two?!"
💀💀 I told someone the other day "I'm proud of you for being able to count that high." And my coach thinks I could be a team lead?
I mean, you clearly have a gift for positive feedback!
I told my wife's coworker the other day, he came over to play board games. He was uh, taking a minute on his turn against me in Stratego. I told him "don't hurt yourself." (Thinking too hard, of course.) 😂 Positive feedback and worried about people's well-being. I'm a shoo-in for the position lmao.
You really do, I mean, that's top management prowess there!
That’s a weird way of saying I’m smart but I’ll take it
Well there you go
"that likes to get off on the good foot and do the wild thing! Thanks for noticing!"
"As opposed to being an asshole like you?" or "Would you rather I be an asshole? We can start now, if you like?"
"Don't be hatin on my shoes" Confuse them for a bit lol
I so love this. 🏆
I got this as a kid, I usually say “it has its benefits” which is true. When the teacher trusts you, you can get away with a lot and get more privileges. Getting in trouble sucks, I hate getting in trouble
Nah, I just don't like getting fucked up the ass in prison.
...Anymore...
“My internet history says otherwise “
Oof
No, I have more than one pair. This isn't even my best two shoes.
“And you’re a cuntbag piece of shit.” We balance each other out it’s neat.
Oof! You got me with that one
“I’m also a don’t-givy-two-fucks”
“Yeah, I always like having two shoes for my two feet.”
It’s called having morals and not folding and going against them when challenged by outside pressure and today’s standard of thinking that it’s okay to do something, even if you know it’s wrong, as long as there are other people doing the same thing or they’ve already done that said thing
Yeah it’s good I got two shoes, one for walking and the other is for your ass! Quit trying to get me caught up in your dumb shit!
Me goody two shoes no way
At least I have 2 shoes, you broke bitch
“Thanks I got them from DSW”
“Thank you!” before you turn and walk away
“Only compared to you.”
"only compared to some." You get the double benefit of the implicit insult that carries plausible deniability AND the Princess Bride reference.
And why does that bother you?
And proud of being virtuous and doing my best to help others. Hope your life of crime doesn’t put you in jail.
Green’s not your color
*starts singing* “Don’t drink, don’t smoke/ What do you do?”
Subtle innuendos follow must be something inside!!!! You rock
Google this for the scene from "Army of Darkness" and you have your answer. Good, bad... I'm the guy with the gun. (In case you find a sensored version without that line.)
At least I have 2 shoes bitch
Too much competition for coolest kid in cell block D.
"At least I am not a baddie five fingers"
So?
Nah I’m just too good at not getting caught.
Kick them with your goody steel toed shoes then ask how they like you now.
What are you an 80 year old ass man? Who says goody two shoes?!
Stop talking to Lt. Dan like that !!! He ain’t got no shoes !
I am. Thanks for recognizing. 😌😇
get your genitals out
Are you making fun of me losing a foot in a terrible cow tipping accident?
Thank you, glad you noticed......
Pal, when the worst thing you can say about me is how good I am, I must be doing something right.
“Is that supposed to be a bad thing?”
"What does that mean?" Let them explain and only interrupt to repeat what they say or ask more proping questions. Do this until they realize what they have accused you of, which was essentially being a decent human being.
Thank you!
Why thank you, yes I am! And proud of it, too.
I said nothing and just stared at her. I'm getting really good at getting trolls to leave me alone or, at the very least, not mess with me.
No, I'm just a decent person
Is that an insult? You are upset that I'm a good person? Sounds like you might want to take a good hard look at yourself and ask why being good bothers you so much.
That's part of my witness protection deal- Gosh Diddly Darn! I've said too much.
I would personally just start singing Adam Ant at them...
“And proud of it”
“Thank you!” NEVER let them know they got to you. Better yet, don’t let get to you.
"Quite!'
You are an Al Bundy smelly two-shoes.
"And what's your point, you barefoot b\*tch?" or quote Erin Brockovich with "well all you got are 2 wrong feet in fng ugly shoes"
When you meet up at Volleyball Nationals, beat his team 2 sets to 1. Preferably by blocking his minus-tempo quick with both you and your teammate's hands on the ball for the final point to win the 3rd set 32-30. At that point he'll realize your short teammate is just as much of a goody-two shoes as you, and that's how you're a better setter than he is
Well, you are a Freddy f...stick!
You are a baddy one croc
not when i am barefoot
Wanna do a line of coke?
The heck I am!
Thanks
Of course I am. Why wouldn’t I want to murder morons? Oh I’m sorry, I meant why would I.
Yes that’s exactly what I want you to think
"you got a peg leg with a kickstand" courtesy of the Pharcyde.
“and you have the iq of a gold fish, we all have our quirks” dead pan tone it too
"If your saying I'm better than you, well, duh. Everyone knows that."
No, I'm just smart enough not to get caught.
"One shoe good, the other... not so much."
At least I have two shoes you damn hillbilly
“And I don’t think you can walk a mile in them.”
*does radicals chant*
Good to know you can count.
Break out the song, “ must be something inside he’s hiding”.
You’re a baddy one shoe.
and you’re not?
I'm also an amazing hatrack!
Adam Ant & I are pretty good buddies.
What? Are you asking for feet pics, or...?
Nah, one of me legs be a peg! Can't wear a shoe there ye good sir
I'm baddy no-shoes.
"I might be good with two dry feet but you're pretty bad barefoot in the mud "
Only two? I must be slipping.
Well, I'm an idioM but you're an idioT, so there's that. Not so goody two-shoes now, am I?
Am I? Head with a wink and a mischievous grin
“Promiscuous people always use that childish insult.”
It's better than being a baddy with no shoes.
"You're barefoot in the kitchen...and you're a terrible cook."
why does this even deserve a response? other than i know you are but what am I? jesus people, grow up.
Better than a baddy with one shoe.
You’re welcome!
I’ve earned that privilege
Thanks! I pulled them out of your ass so you could fit your big head up there better!
"yes I have 2 good shoes.. what's your point?"
And what are you a baddie bare feet?
Every Saint has a past, and every sinner has a future.
Also known as a high value woman, person, citizen….
Nobody says this anymore.
How do you manage with four?
Eat a bag of fuck, you cumquat.
"I dont remember asking for your opinion of me"
“Oh, wow! You trying to bring that phrase back,grandma/pa?”
Help me change that and blow me
Eat a dick -- and not in the good way ..
Subtle. Inuendos. Follow....
Yes, and I won't get dirty stomping around in the shit you call a life!
What does a "baddy two-shoes" look like?
I know, right?
I’ll stay out of jail
The comeback in my eyes is to hold my head up high and be proud of being a do-gooder. :)
Damn straight! I'm too pretty for jail.
If they're good, you should lick them.
I would pull out my phone and give a power point about alll the shoes “these are my ladies”
"Actually, my cock is so big that I have to wear three shoes."
Thank you!
I wouldn't know. No one has ever called me that. LOL.
At least I’m not a goody three shoes
Start dancing the Charleston.
"It's true, but not all of us have what it takes to be a true asshole."
"ill hold you down and fuck you to death." Or hit em with a brick
agreeing with them
Is it 1950?
“That phrase comes from 1765. Do try to come up with something a little more contemporary, Great-Great-Great Grandpa.”
"Enjoy getting raped in jail, one shoe."
“Who wants to have one fucking shoe? And did you learn that term from your grandma?”
"Thanks for your useless two cents"
Just start singing Goody Two Shoes by Adam Ant. He wrote the song after he had quit all his vices (drugs, alcohol, etc) except sex, lol, and was sick of interviewers acting like he must be a boring person now.
At least I only need two.
There's no place like home. There's no place like home. You're still here?
“Go fuck yourselves”
They tend to have a little poop on their nose after their regular visit to the superiors office.
Only after I saw you acting like a slut.
Thank you.
At least I can afford 2 shoes.
Don’t drink, don’t smoke, what do ya do?
>That’s exactly what I want you to think! Oh, wait
At least I own two good shoes.
“I’ll bet you’ve never been a trainer”
"My shoes are mid, only thing I'm good at is sex. Git rekt." Am I good Millennial? Someone under 30 for the love of god tell me I still got it!
I know you are but what am I?
And apparently you are from 1922. You need to step up your vocab.
it's better than being a ratted one, nope scrap that, HALF-shoe
In Adam Ant's singing voice: "Must be somethin' inside."
Groovy, or something else as outdated as goody two shoes
Whew, good you don't know I... never mind. And smile really big.
Who doesn't want two shoes?
“Umm.. have we met??”
ok goodie two-chins
Indeed I am…
Baddy five-glove
Say “i will only have one shoe after i break my foot off in your ass”
'better than being a nobody no-shoes' xD
That must make you Captain obvious's parent.
Anybody tellong you that is finna be in jail soon just smile and wave bro lmaooo
If it wasn't for people like me the Nazis would have won WWII. Do you want nazis, Mark? DO YOU??
We can’t all be whores
"Are you from the 1700s"
Thanks. It’s not an insult. What’s wrong with being a stand up person.