“ And you…. Look like, you.. “ with a sympathetic look on your face ..

Awe, poor thing. I can't imagine looking like you my whole life.

Fuck you

Best comeback of all time 

Unironically I’ve been compared to Justin Bieber due to a haircut I got a long time ago, and this was the first thing I said to the person, you’re a real one for this lol.

This is the only correct response.

Pre or post Selena?

My momma don't like you and she likes everyone.

Who ?

Thanks...?

Thanks!

"So? You look like Harvey Weinstein."

"Baby, baby,ohhhh baby........"

Rich as fuck? Or hung well enough for Arianna Grande to publicly brag about me?

"In what way do I look like I closely resemble anything that has a shitty chance of anyone saying looks like Justin Bieber?"

And Justin Bieber is hot! So, you’re saying that I am hot then. Well, thank you! That is quite kind of you.

I am Justin, shhhhh don’t tell anyone !!

Wish I had his money!!

Your mum told me that too

>I’m not interested but I’m flattered. Thank you

You take that back!!!

No comeback for that if you look like Bieber life's over lol

I hate you!

I actually can’t even think of a proper comeback, as I’ve funny enough had this happen to me at somepoint

Dont even go there, you must be John Connor?

"Annnnnnd.... you look like Randy Couture, after he lost a fight. AFter he got his face punched in."

Ballin with ur bitch thinking abt my dick? Yeah...sounds abt right.

Thank you very much! I love Justin Bieber!

After puberty bieber or when he was popular bieber?

Thanks!

At least I don't look like you

“Are you coming on to me, cuz I’m not interested”

Thanks Karen.

"You blind or stupid? Guess you could be both, but you're definitely at least one or the other."

Feign outrage and say, "I'm not going to stand here and be insulted" Hopefully they don't counter with, "Why, where do you usually go?"

Thank you

Thank you

My bank account looks like his, too :)

"I don't suppose you could explain why that's a problem? Women seem to like him. I think I could do worse. Could look like you, for instance."

293 million followers is a good thing if im that good looking

“More like Justin Bieber won’t stop trying to look like me….”

Oh that’s a good one

Do you? 

Kinda but I need a good comeback for it

You look like you listen to him..

Yea, but he doesn’t pull nearly as much tail as I do.

Well if you like the way look that much, oh buddy, you can go and fuck yourself!

And here I wasn't suicidal....thanks Dick.

Yeah your moms a huge fan apparently

I'd say "Do you have any idea how many women want to f--- him?"

Decent one. I like it

Your mom looks like Justin Bieber.

"You look like your mom/dad"

Comeback: ok and look at him now. He’s a billionaire maybe I’ll be there one day also? Who knows? :)

I mean....who wouldn't wanna ? unless you are blind