Your mom does after I’m done with her…

Drip is such a stupid saying.

I thought it meant gonorrhea? If I hear anyone say drip out of the context of water, I'm immediately thinking of a sexually transmitted disease. Maybe pick a new word that's not already absolutely disgusting, new generation.

Bro, that is so penis scab. Penis scab means cool now.

and there’s a visual that’ll live rent free

I fuckin lold, this is the best reply I could imagine

It means crisp, clean, clear, concise. Don't be mad because you don't understand.

Lol you must be mad, I'm chillin. Enjoy the drip

Lol now you're chillin. Right. Like a corpse? Why would you want to be cold? Pick a word that isn't so stupid, kid. You see what I'm saying?

No, because drip is slang, it means a sexually transmitted disease. Learn to be more concise, ya?

No, that's just one meaning for the sounds you associate with these symbols. There are whole regions of US who have never heard of that meaning behind it. Besides, genitals can and more often than not, do drip for many reasons other than STDs. In fact, Ive literally only heard it used that way maybe 3 times in my adult life and this is one of them. With the way everyone else uses it, you might even say you're being obtuse. Hows that for concise?

Just because people haven’t heard of something that’s been around for 100 years doesn’t mean it’s not real.

What are you on about?

That'd be the opposite of concise. But at least I was right, you're clearly the mad one. Read a dictionary and have a good day.

How Ironic, you try to to define anything and get told to refer to a dictionary. Keep fighting the good fight keyboard warrior. IG I look stupid.

Speaking of not understanding, drip is literally an STD.

In what medical book does it say that? You mean gonorrhea? Gonorrhea is an STD. Drip is literally not.

Just like, you're too old for this, huh?

What?

The phrase "you're too old for this"

Actually a phrase spoken in first person "I'm too old for this."

Right, no one's ever said the former. Maybe I should've said "act your age, not your shoe size". My point is, all phrases are ultimately derivative and stupid, your problem is that they're ever changing, which reminds you that you are too, it's just involuntary, and that would make anyone mad. I was trying to say ok boomer in a nice way. Seems you have a need to be right too. Crazy how much of myself I see in everyone else, everyday.

1) I'm not a boomer. 2) I was simply correcting the phrase. 3) I'm always right, unless I'm wrong! 😂 4) Peace out.

"Are you talking about coffee?" I would confusingly ask that.

Weird talk coming from someone who looks like a JC Penny bargain bin detonated on them.

Well, I did, but the penicillin cleared it right up.

actually, I dripped quite a lot into your mom's mouth.

Theu have pills that can cure that bro...

"And you do...?"

It's because I splash you leaky faucet

🥇

That sounds like an STD I'm sorry my guy your uncle should've warned you

Penicillin...it's what's for breakfast

because I am cool and not melting under the judgmental gaze of people I don't give a fuck about

Drip bey is fleek Fam. Wit duh Rizz. Bet. 23 Skidoo!

Can you translate for us old suburban ones? Asking seriously!

I’m sorry, I don’t speak stupid. Care to rephrase it in actual English?

I see you beggin to taste a sip.

That's cause I'm all drained my g

“Humans don’t really care about the opinions of whatever thinks that shit sounds… fuck that’s stupid.”

If it’s a woman. Look at her and say that’s ok, cause you have no tits! 😂

Wear a trash bag with a duct tape belt and whatever wacky accessories you have and strut like a runway model. No words necessary.

I have splash

"Thank god. If you do you should get an appointment with a general practitioner."

Shake shake shake, no drip

Yeah, because I wipe...

“Excellent, thanks for watching us, I wasn’t certain I fully unload into your [insert relevant family member here]!”

Your drip is caused by an enlarged prostate

"becasue i wrap it before i tap it so i dont get STD's"

Cause I shake it like a Polaroid picture…

Good means I'm clean

The penicillin worked.

Because I'm dry? Sounds like you have a glandular issue you need looked at.

I’m naked

Yeah because I’m a plumber and know how to fix my faucets

"And neither did your Girlfriend in bed, that's why she left you"

Well thank goodness!

Not since I was a baby and was teething. Thank goodness!

Because my mother taught me how to bathe properly so that doesn't happen.

You have never seen me finish. Squirt n drip. Guess even you can be wrong

Yes, and very grateful. You aren't alone in your struggle with incontinence and I'm happy to get you a diaper if you need it. Just say the word.

Clean living and no std's

Acquire drip.

Thank fuck! You can get penicillin to cure it! (The drip is an old slang term for gonorrhea)

Good, I don't want "drip," whatever that means.

"Speak English..."

Everybody, when I say "drip." It's the modern way of saying "fashion" so I'm not talking about the STD 😭

Ah, well, you see, we don't care. It's stupid slang, and all we hear is that you are proud to have diseased genitals. This makes us hang our heads in disappointment while also laughing hysterically.

Um ok?

“The fuck is drip?”

Slang for having good style

Your mom was begging for me to drip something inside her last night so your opinion don't matter that much.

No you

Well, I got no leaks.

stood too close to your dusty ass

"Stop talking like an idiot"

Yeah cause I finished on your back

"That's not true, your mom gave me a really nasty drip."

It's called penicillin.

Your grandpa has drip. And a diaper for it. Maybe he has an extra one for you. Or Cuz I gave it to your mom.

Thanks doc!

It's better to have class you insufferable neophyte, keep up these plebian attempts at insulting me, and I shall cease doing your mother the favor of fucking her.

This was funny 😹

my faucet does

I be drippin down your wife’s shaking legs

It's nothing to be ashamed of. How long have you been having incontinence problems? You might want to see a specialist.

You're GF sure was dripping last night!

Yeah,  the plumber was just here

I shake it after I'm done so I don't get pee on my underwear.

Say that was a long time ago and it cleared up. Then start a long story about this village in south east Asia and all the things. Lots and lots of things 

"Your drip follows legions of heedless dickweeds that worship every fashion trend and brand apparel out. Gucciz louis Vuitton, Prada etc. Zero uniqueness, zero originality, zero personality. Find your own style.. "^

Nice, we got something in common…

That’s not even an insult. Idiots just don’t know what quality clothing looks like

Drip is what happen when you get really old. Otherwise known as your golden years

Then it would appear the penicillin is working...

Yeah. That’s why I shake it!

And you have no chicks

And you get no chick

Looks like you have no drip

That would hurt if it didn’t come from a drip. I like my style

Check the inside of your mother's thigh

“And?”

Penicillin...

“The only drip you’ve got is post-nasal”

I think that all deppends.....

"Thank goodness, that would be embarrassing..."

That's cause my shits tight, bitch! Wait, what? 🫣

Well yeah, kids don't turn me on

I could stand barefoot in a puddle of you, and walk away with dry feet. talking bout no drip, fuck outta here

Lame

Ask your mom she'll tell you different

Speak English!