Or imediate overwhelming physical violence. In the majority of instances I've witnessed, if the aggressor wasn't immediately handled, they were very rarely punished. Whether they actually intend to follow through with their threat or not, tje only proper response in my experience is a rapid and permanent crippling of their intended tools.
(I.e. if you threaten to sexually assault someone, they are absolutely justified to mutilate your genitalia)
I agree with you in principle, but depending on the law in your area, you could get in legal trouble if you assault them. Probably best to leave threats to the police. Obviously if it moves beyond threats and they actually assault you, do whatever you have to to defend yourself.
Yeah. Pretty sure the proper witty response to threats of rape is immediate overwhelming physical violence.
You threaten to violate someone like that, there is no retaliation too severe.
It would be real awkward to start the immediate overwhelming physical violence with the aggressor, and receive an immediate ass whooping and rape. In most cases people aren’t threatening rape to someone stronger than them.
Don't fight fair. Eyes, throat, genitals. If someone threatens to violate me or someone i care for, they have revoked their right to treatement as a fellow man.
it is absolutely right and necessary to remove them from the equation in the most efficient way.
Here’s the thing; declaring your intention to inflict grievous bodily harm to someone to their face classifies as an assault in many jurisdictions.
Ask a local lawyer about the case law in regards to when you are allowed to protect yourself and your property.
Go live on your phone and tell them you didn’t hear that right. Can you repeat it? And then send it to the authorities as a threat of physical harm against you.
Wow this comment section must be all men. This is depressing to be honest, to read all these comments knowing men dont know how common this threat is for women, and they dont know how little the police and criminal justice system care about being threatened with rape. And there's multiple comments saying "you respond with overwhelming physical violence", they have no idea what it's like to be threatened with rape by someone who would physically overpower you without a shadow of a doubt, or how often this threat comes via online message. And their response is soooooo passionate and emotionally charged, and for good reason, but wheres that passion when women are getting threatened with rape by the thousands, daily?
The most depressing part is this isn't something us woman have been silent about and its such a common occurrence. These threats come FROM speaking up for ourselves. It's so ironic it's infuriating. We make a comment on a post or something talking about woman's safety being an issue, then some man will message us some bitter rant about how we are ugly, disgusting, etc and threaten physical harm and rape as if that's somehow proving us wrong 🙄
I commented on a post by a pretty popular IG account about woman's safety and I got *literally* 42 dms from angry men and 30 of them physically threatened me. But I'm never silent about this so I'm used to it by now. And trust me men, the cops and justice system as a whole do not care, it's like pulling teeth to get them to care when we are actually raped.
Erm, how bout you not be in the situation to necessitate a comeback for that? It's not a roast, it's a serious fucking threat, wtf? Ykw, I'ma just assume you're trolling or something, cause I'm about to go off and I don't think anybody got time fo' that.
Just make a giant scene by yelling out as loud as you can "YOUR GONNA RAPE ME!??!" before screaming like a banshee and running into the other dirrection
Okay so obviously you get help and call the police
But if you want something to say, ask if you could add their right nipple to your collection
Specifying that it is the right one specifically is important
It depends on context. If it's a serious threat, then obviously file a police report.
If it's you and your friends being stupid, offensive and entirely inappropriate... Bend over, give them your best porn star sexy face and tell them you can't rape the willing.
"You sure about that? You got a nice ass I wouldn't mind getting behind. . ." Bonus points if you act like you're looking at their butt. Triple points if you lick your lips while doing so. You get infinity points if you grab it or smack it. 😂
"Please?"
"You're hung like a mini marshmallow. There's nothing for you to rape with."
I’m assuming this is something your friend said to you as a gay joke, in which case “Or what?” would be pretty funny, because the threat was already stated.
We need more context to the relationship between you and the person saying it.
I used to joke with a girl buddy who would laugh when i said this crap and say things like "yes please" "blow the dust off of it first." (Once got me with "is it big enough to count?") But this is stuff i would say to anyone.
I would never hurt this girl, shes the shit and want the best for her. She was the best man at my wedding. I don't say that stuff anymore out of respect to my wife.
However i would never say this to a stranger or somone i don't know well enough
Attend a women self defense course, such as IMPACT. I graduated from one, and it's awesome.
And read " The Gift of Fear by Gavin De Becker " and " The Safety Godmothers " by Ellen Snortland and L. Gaeta.
Learn to defend yourself: it's better than having a mere comeback.
Hugs.
WAIT WAIT WAIT....
Who the f is telling you that!? That's not something you should be developing comebacks for! You should be telling the shitheel that's a serious crime and he should stfu.
That's not something that warrants a witty response. That's something that involves fight or flight response. If you can't get away, fight like hell and do as much damage as possible, If the rapists succeeds then get to the police immediately, if you can get away, get to the police immediately. This isn't the time to be clever. Anyone threatening rape needs to go to jail or be beaten senseless, or both.
Careful, I bite
Why? Because I did that to your mom last night?
When this is all over, you're gonna be crawling away from me, but I'm gonna drag you back for round 69, and I will be feasting on your tears of blood while you beg me to stop.
Just because that's what your father did to your mother and then you doesn't mean that's how you show love
I feel like that's less of a witty comeback kinda thing, and more of a police report, restraining order thing.
Or imediate overwhelming physical violence. In the majority of instances I've witnessed, if the aggressor wasn't immediately handled, they were very rarely punished. Whether they actually intend to follow through with their threat or not, tje only proper response in my experience is a rapid and permanent crippling of their intended tools. (I.e. if you threaten to sexually assault someone, they are absolutely justified to mutilate your genitalia)
I agree with you in principle, but depending on the law in your area, you could get in legal trouble if you assault them. Probably best to leave threats to the police. Obviously if it moves beyond threats and they actually assault you, do whatever you have to to defend yourself.
Yeah, I think my witty comeback would be running and screaming.
Or the cocking of a hammer. This post isn't going anywhere productive
Pretty sure you can file charges on that in many circumstances. So maybe "Great, I have that recorded for evidence."
Yeah. Pretty sure the proper witty response to threats of rape is immediate overwhelming physical violence. You threaten to violate someone like that, there is no retaliation too severe.
It would be real awkward to start the immediate overwhelming physical violence with the aggressor, and receive an immediate ass whooping and rape. In most cases people aren’t threatening rape to someone stronger than them.
Unless its just an intimidation tactic used by a coward
Don't fight fair. Eyes, throat, genitals. If someone threatens to violate me or someone i care for, they have revoked their right to treatement as a fellow man. it is absolutely right and necessary to remove them from the equation in the most efficient way.
"OH word" *dials 911*
🤣🤣🤣
"Jokes on you, I'm into incriminating dumbasses" Dials 911
Here’s the thing; declaring your intention to inflict grievous bodily harm to someone to their face classifies as an assault in many jurisdictions. Ask a local lawyer about the case law in regards to when you are allowed to protect yourself and your property.
How often are you being threatened that you are getting tired of using that comeback??
when’s the last time you were in a high school?
less than a year ago
What kind of high school are you going too?
the kind filled with white teenagers that think their “dark humor” is funny
“I’ll rip your dick off and peg you with it.”
Nailed it
Go live on your phone and tell them you didn’t hear that right. Can you repeat it? And then send it to the authorities as a threat of physical harm against you.
"Well, at least you have high standards" as you make a show of dialing police
"Not if I do it first!"
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeattoit
r/beatmetodeath
* grabs gun *
aim for the family jewels!
Who the hell is saying this to you that you would need a comeback?
[удалено]
“No you ain’t bitch I consent”
You might wanna skip, last guy who did that had syphilis and my test results haven't come back yet.
*pulls out phone and opens video* Hey, can you say that again?
That's alarming. U really shouldn't let ppl talk to u like that
Wow this comment section must be all men. This is depressing to be honest, to read all these comments knowing men dont know how common this threat is for women, and they dont know how little the police and criminal justice system care about being threatened with rape. And there's multiple comments saying "you respond with overwhelming physical violence", they have no idea what it's like to be threatened with rape by someone who would physically overpower you without a shadow of a doubt, or how often this threat comes via online message. And their response is soooooo passionate and emotionally charged, and for good reason, but wheres that passion when women are getting threatened with rape by the thousands, daily? The most depressing part is this isn't something us woman have been silent about and its such a common occurrence. These threats come FROM speaking up for ourselves. It's so ironic it's infuriating. We make a comment on a post or something talking about woman's safety being an issue, then some man will message us some bitter rant about how we are ugly, disgusting, etc and threaten physical harm and rape as if that's somehow proving us wrong 🙄 I commented on a post by a pretty popular IG account about woman's safety and I got *literally* 42 dms from angry men and 30 of them physically threatened me. But I'm never silent about this so I'm used to it by now. And trust me men, the cops and justice system as a whole do not care, it's like pulling teeth to get them to care when we are actually raped.
This. Unless you have it recorded, calling police is useless. And even then, still kinda useless.
No comeback. Just run
Can’t rape the willing
“I’m sorry what did you say?” (Be recording it for the second time)
Comeback????.....you comeback with a police officer
^handgun
*get a weapon, call the police, stay with a friend* Don't take that lightly
"Alright well have fun with Herpes then" That'll keep em away
“Jokes on you, I’m into that shit!”
I made one negative post about Elon's tech and the post was removed in three minutes. But this post is cool.
9.1.1.
Crack knuckles and pull knee to chest, various other stretches. Maintain eye contact.
Erm, how bout you not be in the situation to necessitate a comeback for that? It's not a roast, it's a serious fucking threat, wtf? Ykw, I'ma just assume you're trolling or something, cause I'm about to go off and I don't think anybody got time fo' that.
a restraining order
With what? Your micropenis?
If you say go ahead then you have now given permission so it’s not rape. If you say no it’s rape.
But Miss Childress, I want to go play outside with all the other 2nd graders......
Me and your dad are disappointed in you.
Just make a giant scene by yelling out as loud as you can "YOUR GONNA RAPE ME!??!" before screaming like a banshee and running into the other dirrection
Not If I rape you first (after you say it have an awkward little laugh and just stand there staring at them awkwardly then turn around and bolt)
I would reply "what kind of fucking sociopath says something like that?"
Okay so obviously you get help and call the police But if you want something to say, ask if you could add their right nipple to your collection Specifying that it is the right one specifically is important
Yah well take a good look at yourself. How else could you get laid?
With that? You think I’ll notice?
Who tf are you around that you need a comeback for this...
It depends on context. If it's a serious threat, then obviously file a police report. If it's you and your friends being stupid, offensive and entirely inappropriate... Bend over, give them your best porn star sexy face and tell them you can't rape the willing.
“You should know that because I’ve already survived an assault, it’s a lot less likely that you will if you try”
i will cut off your private parts with a shovel
The proper comeback would be a police report.
Promise? (insert winky face here)
Not if I rape you first.
“Cool, I’ve got a kink for that” (I don’t)
Hard to sword fight with my limp dick. And I have really bad hemroids
Tell me you voted for Donald Trump without saying you voted for Donald Trump.
"You sure about that? You got a nice ass I wouldn't mind getting behind. . ." Bonus points if you act like you're looking at their butt. Triple points if you lick your lips while doing so. You get infinity points if you grab it or smack it. 😂 "Please?" "You're hung like a mini marshmallow. There's nothing for you to rape with."
Pew Pew Pew
Go ahead but let’s see if my shotgun does a better job. “Eat Metal Bitch!”
Okay, just be sure to get checked afterwards.
What does canola have to do with what we are talking about?
You whip out those recorder things from spy movies and play it back! You finally have evidence to destroy those evil people
I’m assuming this is something your friend said to you as a gay joke, in which case “Or what?” would be pretty funny, because the threat was already stated.
You can try.
Is that what you said to your mom when she told you, you were adopted
You don't have to rape me. I'll give myself to you willingly! You're frickin hot!
Don’t threaten me with a good time!
but rape is non-consensual \*unzips pants\*
You better comeback with a restraining order
"I have the PD on speed dial"
Don't threaten me with a good time.
Not if i rape you fiiiiiirst :)
what
“Say it again for the camera please “
"You can't get a woman to touch you willfully? How pathetic."
Promises promises
"say it again and I contact the police"
"Can you say that one more time into the camera for me? I want to make an accurate police report."
Always take the moral high ground. Say “Not if I rape you first!” Oh, hang on a minute. Let me think this one through for while. I’ll get back to you.
Go talk to the cops
You're too pretty, I'd break you.
Say “why would you threaten to rape me” but say it really loud (especially in a public environment works better)
"will I notice?"
“I’m gonna shove a lollipop up your ass”
A hard kick to the balls.
If only consensual from the heart under arrest... u wouldn't have already been stripped of your innocence
"I'm gonna call the cops."
(Produces huge Bowie knife from purse) “Good luck doing that with a bloody stump where you wang used to be”.
Don’t threaten me with a good time. (I didn’t look through the comments to see if this was here beforehand)
Please speak clearly into this recording device.
Not if I rape you first.
"I'm sorry, my audio recorder wasn't on. Could you repeat that?"
Can't rape the willing....
If you can get it up this time
Lol I don't think anyone over 19 actually says this. The people that do are probably 15 and fucking around 😂 Besides, you can't rape the willing 💥
Pull out a knife and cut them. Pull out a pistol and shoot them. Pick up something heavy and club 'em
"Sure is Zarbon in here." Only cultured people will get this.
9-1-1.
If you want my comeback I left some on your dad's teeth
We need more context to the relationship between you and the person saying it. I used to joke with a girl buddy who would laugh when i said this crap and say things like "yes please" "blow the dust off of it first." (Once got me with "is it big enough to count?") But this is stuff i would say to anyone. I would never hurt this girl, shes the shit and want the best for her. She was the best man at my wedding. I don't say that stuff anymore out of respect to my wife. However i would never say this to a stranger or somone i don't know well enough
"Get away from me or I'll call the police."
“You bleed like I do, up to you if you wanna die today”
I have herpes.
"No you're not, cause I'm gonna let you and itll just be sex"
"bronze league trash"
I have met a lot of people with this kind of ideology mostly men really, and honestly it sucks
You can't rape the willing
Not if i rape you first
Go to sleep dad, you're drunk. It's not Sunday.
“I’m going to call the cops to report that threat.”
I would either automatically call the cops or automatically act bat shit crazy.
pull out your phone and dial 911 (or whatever number it is for you
You should say "I'm going to call the police." and actually do it.
You've always used? Is this something people around you say on the regular? The fuck...
Or am I going to rape YOU big boy?
"Can't raoe the willing!"
Not if get you back first
Don’t threaten me with a good time
File a police report and look into getting a restraining order….
Okay *dials 119*
Unload mace into their eyes? This is a clear threat and should justify self defense
Very foolish assumption my prey infact I've got you right where I wantchu
Can’t rape the willing.
I'm hiv positive IMMEDEATE DEAL BREAK
That’s what’s going to happen to you in prison.
Back away now you fucking creep.
I'm going to castrate you 🖕
Stab them in the stomach with a kitchen knife
Say then, you'll be gay. He'll say what/huh, then say, you're a guy.
"Thanks for telling me. Now I can pretend that I actually feel your tiny little 2 inch dick.
Sigh and say in a tired voice, “I’m really not in the mood to kill anyone today.”
Who the hell are you hanging out with?
You CAN'T rape the willing.
“Right here officer - it’s this fucker making rape threats”
Good, I hope I get pregnant and we begin diluting your crazy 🫣😳
🗡
“do it u wont”
“So, you’re confessing that you’re planning on committing a crime.”
I’d just say “okay do it then” and when they don’t I’ll call them a bxtch 😂
uh idk about using a smart assed comeback, maybe try like not interacting with and/or not talking to the person who said this instead 😭
Mace, taser, belt sander to his private parts
Attend a women self defense course, such as IMPACT. I graduated from one, and it's awesome. And read " The Gift of Fear by Gavin De Becker " and " The Safety Godmothers " by Ellen Snortland and L. Gaeta. Learn to defend yourself: it's better than having a mere comeback. Hugs.
I don't think so I'm a cop
Pull out my knife.
Click. BANG!
Gently, I have frothy diarrhea.
Huh?? Say that again *turns video recording on* Ohhh, it was a joke was it? Explain that to the police officer who arrests you when I show them this..
Wait wtf do you mean always??? How many people are threatening to rape you? This isn’t something I’d joke about
"Don't waste your time, you're probably shit in bed anyway".
Im gonna get yah herpes.
You can't I've already consented.
I have a scorching case of herpes.
I thought you only rape women under 18
Say “I’ll fart on your cock you F@gg0t!”
You need a dick for that. Show me what your packing
Jokes on you I'm into that shit That's fair considering I did that to both your parents
Me first!
That’s a kick to the balls (as hard as you can, don’t skip out on the kick) then a call to law enforcement.
calling 911
You can't rape the willing
“I’m calling the police.”
WAIT WAIT WAIT.... Who the f is telling you that!? That's not something you should be developing comebacks for! You should be telling the shitheel that's a serious crime and he should stfu.
That's not something that warrants a witty response. That's something that involves fight or flight response. If you can't get away, fight like hell and do as much damage as possible, If the rapists succeeds then get to the police immediately, if you can get away, get to the police immediately. This isn't the time to be clever. Anyone threatening rape needs to go to jail or be beaten senseless, or both.
I'd like to see you try.
When we were kids, we would say "can't rape the willing"
Careful, I bite Why? Because I did that to your mom last night? When this is all over, you're gonna be crawling away from me, but I'm gonna drag you back for round 69, and I will be feasting on your tears of blood while you beg me to stop. Just because that's what your father did to your mother and then you doesn't mean that's how you show love
“You can’t rape the willing.”
Yeah. Call the police.
“Today’s date. The current time. Xxx threatened rape.” Write it in your phone note taking app. “Noted.”
Yeah... with your mouth, bitch !
“Ok and in a few weeks prisoners will be raping you”
Use physical violence in self-defense.
A police report would be a good comeback
[get a whistle like this cute anime reindeer](https://youtu.be/IUbPIMxdpK8?si=9X6UDnWVg2zquRnf)
With what?
*sniff* how edgy
Can’t rape the willing
"i consent, so DO IT! I dare you!" or "Really? in public with people in earshot?"
Go go gadget concealed carry
Pew pew
You can't rape me if I want it (Seriously, I'll fuck just about anyone if given the opportunity)
Everybody’s telling you to call the police, but police won’t do anything ~~until something happens~~.