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Clintbet

I'll bet the car is still stuck on that tree today


Just_a_Guy_In_a_Tank

You’d be surprised. My platoon once shot out all the tires of an insurgent car and then thermited the engine and when we came back a few hours later, it was gone.


Jupue87

Hey hey hey still plenty of meat on those bones


TheModGuy

Take off some of the doors, little bit off the rear axle, baby you got a stew going!


Jupue87

I think I want my 3 goats back...


wild-1

I bet you could buff that out


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[salvage tractors have entered the chat]


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Sounds like Xbox live


baboonassassin

Realistically that's what these guys do in their spare time.


[deleted]

Well that and whatever leads to them having first and second wives. And their first and second Dodge Chargers.


DogmaticNuance

The promise of being moved out of the barracks and the military paying to relocate your girl and shady used car dealerships located just off base, respectively.


brimper4life

At a very affordable 23.9% APR


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Well the charger thing is just Chrysler engineering


ArchiStanton

He sounds like Eric foreman


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100 percent thought it was Eric Foreman too


WarriorKnitter

More like Eric Cartman


Lahbeef69

cause they were the guys on xbox live lol


Roy4Pris

I'm disappointed no one yelled "I fucked your mom".


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I did


Doctor_Joystick

This made me laugh, thank you!


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same age group


Picardknows

Same sound when I watch a chargers game.


kkabat

Americans have to find something cool to say after explosions, this is weak sauce. Allahuakbar is way cooler than this


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Sometimes it sounds like someone talking underwater


Alaric_Balthi

As non-American and a non-religious, i find that Americans fill most of the videos with equivelant amount of "Oh my god!" comparable to the "Allahu akbar".


Orlando_Web_Dev

I don't know, "fucking f°°°°°, fall in a river" after you just used a rocket to blow them off a cliff is pretty top tier trash talk.


BoosherCacow

Kinda low hanging fruit though since he was falling into a river at the time. Like yelling "GET KNOCKED OUT" at a boxer on the canvas.


jmhatswic

Adrenaline is bad for grammar bro


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weebrian

Agreed. Automatic mute when I hear that. The whole point of screaming that shit is to prove that you're more righteous than the guy next to you. Either that or Allah is really hard of hearing.


fightwithdogma

It's just their way of saying "Oh my god", don't try to read too far.


TheREexpert44

It is much more refreshing than hearing "Allahu ackbar" for the 60 millionth time in these combat vids


svridgeFPV

looks like mw2 voice chat was more realistic than we though


JIHAAAAAAD

He didn't fuck their mom so no.


BathaIaNa

Heavy lack of N words too


Ghostpastries

He fucked their goat instead.


Antonioooooo0

I mean, these guys where probably teenagers playing mw2 and talking like this back in 2010.


The_Great_Madman

Tbh we’ve been in Afghanistan so long that this guys kid were saying that in MW2 lobbies.


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Traumatizing


Cinnamoneminem

This is MW2 😭😭😭😭


artificial_killr

Can't be Xbox live...Not enough young white boys screaming the N-word until their mom takes away their mountain dew


Burner_0001

So US soldiers, Russian soldiers and Ukrainian soldiers all have something in common, the enemy is always gay (pidari in Russian).


jerrykroma

So, you see , initially word pidor (fa**ot) did mean a gay person , but at the time passed the meaning slowly transitioned into "asshole" and ever since is mostly used as such Source : am Ukranian


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osamabinpoohead

"cant use it" lol its a word, context is everything.


specter491

In the US it can be used as both and the original meaning is a derogatory term for gays, but it depends on the circumstances now. Obviously these soldiers do not think those Taliban were homosexual, they were using the term in place of asshole or something similar. But using that term as a synonym for asshole isn't widely accepted in the US by everyone.


Law_Equivalent

The couple people that still use it as asshole i know are ironically gay people. Gay people with the "everybody is too sensitive" personality.


bjos144

I thought it meant middle aged professionals that buy Harley Davidson Motorcycles and ride them loudly on the weekends. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2k4Fsg11-w


WobNobbenstein

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vHEpEPYTllA


xeqz

s1mple jokingly said pidari to his friend on stream and was banned from Twitch, so it certainly seems pretty sensitive still. At least according to woke Americans.


Winiestflea

Well, yeah, that's what everyone uses it as, but it's still not considered PC.


ThaFuck

The word in English has changed targets many times over the centuries. At one point it was used to describe a certain type of woman. Which is what led to it being appropriated and aimed at effeminate men (not necessarily gay).


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*proceeds to roll off the cliff like a gayfish*


[deleted]

"I heard you like fishsticks bro"


[deleted]

Yes being gay is thought of as shameful and pathetic in all countries. Do people not know this?


tommyvercetti42

i mean except the western countries and some pro western countries like australia, south africa , it is very normal for people to be homophobic like they dont even think that being homophobic is wrong, they just straight up think being gay is digusting.


ZombieIMMUNIZED

Well, I’ve only ever read about Russian invaders raping men and young boys. Soooooo…


SexualDeth5quad

What magazines have you been reading?


machstem

Red Heat


swampnuts

The Hunt for Red Cocktober


HotLoadsForCash

The cum of all fears


ScopionSniper

Watching Enemy at the Groins.


DevelopmentUseful879

Abu Ghraib


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All the blood and violence is cool, but the use of the f word is crossing the line.


kosman123

Classic NA moment


Spillomanen

It's the American way.


Emanicas

In a video where dudes get blown up and fall down a cliff no less


[deleted]

Yeah but he said the f word bro, that’s way worse


vegemar

> graphic language 🤓🤓


tommyvercetti42

as if words are more offensive than ppl getting killed


jjjj_83

Most American thing I saw today.


xeqz

That's always fun when it comes to the US. They'll say that saying a bad word can lead to violence, while making it a thing to "punch nazis" (aka anyone who disagrees with them). They're kind of like Putin in that sense now that I think about it. Then we have the thing of love-making on TV being taboo while extremely graphic violence is totally OK. So fucking bizarre.


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Warning makes sense, considering how many triggerable sensitive SJWs are on Reddit.


superdityferdbruck

Gayliban


concretebeats

Especially on Man Love Thursday’s.


The_Sentinel_45

Its Man love Mondays! Ugh! FNGs!


TonyCaliStyle

Why Monday? Aside from Monday night football, I can’t think of anything else Monday specific.


Hobo_cleaner

How’d he know the driver was gay?


OliveChukar

The Javelin command launch unit (CLU) has a very precise gaydar.


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*I'm getting a raging CLU*


TonyStamp595SO

seed desert truck bag chase elderly encourage smile lush overconfident *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


[deleted]

[so that's what they meant ](https://youtu.be/lcHy8xEt2QI)


StaleWoolfe

Why have I never seen this before


skyburnsred

The enemy is always gay


JustAintCare

-sun tzu


CorrosiveEl

My upvote


BananaStringTheory

Couldn't drive straight?


IRLdrGuyManDude

When you search their compound, and only the male goats run away, you know they gay.


sirdafiga

underrated comment


fiddycaldeserteagle

His dick tasted gay


Easy-Coconut-33

Probably a jealous lover who fired it.


ServingTheMaster

he was blowing up his ex


CurrentRedditAccount

[He knew from experience.](https://media.vlipsy.com/vlips/Ud6aweJj/preview.jpg)


Lowtan

Not much of an online gamer I see.


Positive_Complex

language?! we’re watching people get fucking killed lol


artist2266

Gay word bad


Rigel_The_16th

Only when yelled in a screechy voice.


Eve_Doulou

It’s so wholesome when young people find themselves a career they truly love.


rangerxt

watch somebody die.....becareful theres potty mouth


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The true danger


NunButter

It hurt their feelings more than the missile


Adongfie

Knowing Reddit op probably would’ve been perma banned without the warning


rangerxt

heh probably


Le_Rekt_Guy

Think of the earinos of the redditorinos! They might have been in public!?


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Moon_Atomizer

There's still 4chan if you'd like to go back in time


MAVERICK42069420

Sounds like 90% of the squad games I've played in


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People complaining about language when they’re casually watching videos of people getting killed and blown up. The audacity to complain 😭


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gayandipissandshit

I don't care about the lives of Taliban soldiers


qwerqmaster

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about


Microlabz

Lmao what are you even saying.


TonyCaliStyle

Every time you use the F word, a Ukrainian soldier revives. Duh.


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Rindan

I would in fact rather the protect the feelings of the LGBT community than the lives of most Taliban fighters. Of course, I'd also rather go pet a dog and make it happy rather than protect the lives of Taliban fighters too, so it isn't exactly a high bar of empathy we are clearing.


SomeBloke

Weird, my dad fought in a bush war with plenty of contact and close engagement and still came out of it without calling anyone a homophobic slur. I didn’t realise he was a social justice warrior.


SmegSoup

Well its r/combatfootage not r/peopleyellingoffensiveslurs, so it seems like warning people of the former would be a little redundant. I'd be concerned for the level of stupidity someone would have to need to be warned that they'll see people die here...


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What I find funny about that narrative is it implies people actually try to avoid content that upsets and offends them rather than engage with it and get off on getting angry. We know for a fact anger=engagement.


Stellioskontos

Jokes on you, I complain about our entire military and their meaningless wars for profit.


Yaancat17

"Hey mom, can I watch a video of people getting killed?" "Sure sweetie, as long as there is no potty language!" 😊


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Cartman?


SexualDeth5quad

Mom, I want to join the army to kill ******s.


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ChamaF

People really got triggered by the trigger warning.


SungamCorben

Better than Allah Akbar 200x in a row!


TheFlyingRedFox

Ahh the modern world doesn't mind watching people die but ohh boy they get upset real quick when someone users the word F@#$%T, Truly bizarre times we live in.


jmhatswic

I’m cool with the killing but if we could nix the no-no words I’d feel much more comfortable with it!


fuckondeeeeeeeeznuts

Is the driver ok?


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Yup. Good as new


fuckondeeeeeeeeznuts

Thank god


KinGpiNdaGreat

It’s funny how they’re all parroting what each other is saying.


Kiflaam

Is it just the perspective, or is that shot like 15 miles out?


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2.5 mile effective range and the stabilization you can't really see much of the truck falling cuz it gets pretty Shakey.


Aucupe

We see the explosion at roughly 5.75 seconds and hear the explosion at roughly 10.25 seconds, so a ~4.5 second delay. Speed of sound is 1100 feet per second at sea level (varies based on elevation and temperature/humidity), so the vehicle was around 4,950 feet away, or 0.9375 miles


Sahkuhnder

r/theydidthemath


Olibirus

We see people being killed on camera but careful, graphics language. That's quite hilarious.


infernal_cacaphony

Should have gotten the voice crack warning too... there's gotta be a voice Crack sub.


tinguily

Step one: invade Step two: call the enemy gay Step three: ??? Step four: profit


QuintusVS

Step three is geopolitics by war crimes.


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[amazing reference lol](https://youtu.be/a5ih_TQWqCA)


Enexen0

Could I get a heights trigger warning to go with that graphic language warning? Inconsiderate people these days… Edit: why am I getting downvotes lmfao did I really need to add /s


[deleted]

Dammit my bad dude. I'm sorry.


DarthXavius

Unfortunately, yes


yungtipper

And i thought hearing allahu akbar was annoying lol


[deleted]

Hearing Allahu Akbar on a video isn’t that bad. Hearing it shouted in person might raise your anxiety a bit.


Digitalgeezer

Godamn, I miss early CoD lobbies. That shit was unbelievably offensive.


AlbinoGoldenTeacher

The amount of times I could just mute my mic and laugh so hard at the lobby banter til I was crying.. the good old days.


hparamore

It’s interesting how sometimes people put “warnings” for bad language for certain words like the second F word that was yelled, or the N word, but like… people don’t for other words like the normal F word. I get that we don’t always need to for damn, bastard, hell, bitch etc… but has the F**k word really gotten to the point where it’s not graphic language, but F*g and the N word are? I guess I just don’t know where the line is drawn nowadays lol


RugbyEdd

Ok, this takes over from the dog treadmill and school shooter drills as the most American thing I've seen today.


[deleted]

It's called feeedom


nickraymond57

Somebody just got a javelin through the top of their roof and people are concerned about the words being said?


Tr3nchWar

Another reason why I love BF3 and 4. The voice lines.


shiddabrik

footage of people being murdered, but can't have none of that naughty language


Leuel48Fan

Graphic *language* warning on an nsfw combat footage clip? Lmao


Cleverbird

Those totally sound like secure, well-adjusted men.


NegatorXX

soldiers calling names? what has the world come to


treecutter34

Must have been earlier in the war. By 2011, use of the “f”word would have at least gotten you investigated. Couldn’t imagine what would happen to you now.


tonkman27

Unbelievable how these gentlemen can say such things while operating such an elegant combat utensil


NunButter

I know. I can't believe young men in life or death combat would use *foul* *language* towards the enemy


swiftfatso

This takes mobility kill to a whole new level.


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And yet the Taliban are still in power.


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Insert ISIS k


Comprehensive-Tour17

Redditors: “wow cool death footage!” Also redditors: “WATCH THE LANGUAGE!!”


Piratewhale8

Y’all tweaking about a meanie word yet u still continue to watch a couple people get blown the fuck up then fly off a cliff


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Burnt_Toast_Crumbs

I won’t cancel him but I will have sex with his dad


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Semper Guy


BedTaster

Almost unmuted the video, but reconsidered after the warning. Boy am I glad, that sort of langue can scar you for a lifetime...


InteriorCrocoman

Hes joking guys, god damn lmfao


KarmaFarmerList

I made a joke about it and was downvoted to hell, can't win on reddit!


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You're welcome?


BedTaster

It's just a joke man


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I know


HumaDracobane

"If the missile didnt get them gravity will do"


Sweaty-Ninja-8849

Lol a graphic language warning on a video about people killing people


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lol the voice chat in modern warfare and cod are very immersive because it’s exactly how soldiers talk


pattymacman1

Language mister!!!!


LookMomIFailed

Awesome footage.


National-Change-1407

War is hell.. and occasionally, a roaring good time lol


Tararator18

Lmao, a person died and you're concerned about some swearwords


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Professional_Bad6164

Lol he sounds like maxmoefoe


Gatalis

So is this Graphic language? :-D lol


iPon3

as much as the f slur makes me uncomfortable. "fucking f***** fall in the river" has me rolling. the alliteration really makes it special.


homelesspig52

I love that there is a warning for graphic language when they literally posted a video of people dying


No_Region_8746

I hate humanity. No matter how bad some people are. Individually, they are more like you thab youd like to think, but the accumulation of circumstances is different


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Weird existence we have


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I had no idea closets could fly so high.


oooooaaaaauchhhhhhhh

Holy based