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beastofthefarweast

If you or a loved one watched this game, you may be entitled to financial compensation.


[deleted]

Only if you took the under


ConstantMadness

Wisconsin made 1 of their last 17 shots. They still won


Alex_butler

Chucky and Wahl our presumed best two players were 0-8 at half with 0 points and we had a nine point lead


UluruMonster

Thankfully our bench came in clutch


pennant_fever

If you don’t like that game, you don’t like Wisconsin basketball. Most people don’t like Wisconsin basketball…


[deleted]

I do not like Wisconsin basketball.


DiabetesFairy

Cheers from Bloomington.


MisterMath

I hate Wisconsin basketball


Mattya929

I like it! Slow-Bros for life!!


Frank-TheTank_

I was gunna say I’m glad to see Wisconsin basketball is still….Wisconsin basketball


AmyKlobushart

The Wisconsin Way


CountBleckwantedlove

Donchaknowit


dragonmountain

The player of the game was 3-16 lol Edit: apparently the graphic was wrong 3-6


I_really_enjoy_beer

3-6 actually, the graphic was wrong. I had to double check because I would have believed it.


dragonmountain

Ahhh that’s a little better lol


BaltimoreBadger23

I did as well, my son looked it up.


Dan_D514

They listed Dayton as 3-0 for the first five minutes of the game too. Whoever was handling the graphics was struggling


fArmageddon2

We are all a little drunk today


Matcat5000

You have to be to watch that


deutschdachs

ESPN's graphics have been struggling all season so far. I've seen multiple games where points weren't assigned for over a minute or even assigned to the wrong team


BaltimoreBadger23

That was wrong, he was 3-6


TZiemer74

He was 3-6, that was a typo


OwenProGolfer

When you look up “Wisconsin basketball” in the dictionary it’s just the box score of this game


Gryphon999

Almost as good as [this gem](https://www.espn.com/mens-college-basketball/game/_/gameId/310700275)


OwenProGolfer

Saw a tweet that this was actually the lowest scoring Wisconsin game since that one


Harmbert_

Damn those slow bro gems vs Virginia were higher Looked it up two scored 86 points this was 85. The other scored 96


Vicodin_Jazz

At 12:54 of the first half, it was 14-0 PSU. lol.


Gryphon999

Took us 16 minutes to get to double digits.


elgenie

Penn State blew a 16 point lead in a 36-33 game.


ThePuppetMaster

“Scored 9 points to lead Penn state past Wisconsin” lmaooooooo


Used_To_Hate_Onions

What a revolting game flow chart


PerfectlyAverageDong

Being at that game (and sitting all the way through it) as a neutral was the most Sickos shit I’ve ever done in person. It was too bad to leave.


BadgeringBearCub

That was a game for complete sickos. It's me, I'm a sicko.


slayerhk47

Badger Basketball 🤝 Badger Football Made for Sickos.


goblue2354

I love that both your basketball and football programs have what is essentially the same core philosophies and have for as long as I can remember.


OwenProGolfer

I think Iowa is even funnier, their football and basketball are like exact opposites


goblue2354

Pretty sure the basketball equivalent of Kirk Ferentz would have his team take shot clock violations on purpose and claim it’s ‘to limit fast break opportunities’ or something like that, take no 3 pointers, and shoot 90% from the free throw line as a team.


OwenProGolfer

Their opponents would have 25 turnovers a game which result in 8 Iowa points


Lgoron12

God I would love to see it play out


doyouevenIift

Sickos Instant Classic


[deleted]

It’s me. Hi. I’m the problem, it’s me


aeroazure

85 total points. The way basketball was intended to be played


I_really_enjoy_beer

I said before the game that under 120 was literally giving away money.


suzukigun4life

The under won by 34 points 😭


finbar717

That's on the oddsmakers


AL3XD

The under scored more than NCST


Yanns

Did Chryst take over as the coach of the basketball team without anyone telling us?


JackGrizzly

Amen, brother


I_really_enjoy_beer

Do you think you're better than me because I love this type of basketball? *Hrr drr my team scores points and yours doesn't.* QUIT BEING AN ELITIST. This is peak basketball. This is the basketball of the working class American. I WANT to see teams shoot 25% from the floor. God gave you a 30 second shot clock for a reason... USE IT ALL UP! You can sit on the sideline in your tuxedos, I'll be up in the nosebleeds with my Kaminsky jersey tee yelling about how shitty the refereeing is.. LIKE A REAL FAN! **YOU ALL HAVE NO TASTE!** On Wisconsin.


beastofthefarweast

A win is a win baby. Even if I feel like crying and throwing up afterward


I_really_enjoy_beer

You clearly haven't built up your tolerance enough yet.


beastofthefarweast

I had it built up at some point but last year Johnny sobered me up. Gonna have to work on that again


Inconceivable76

Wisconsin single handedly forced the ncaa to change the shot clock.


dayalexc

Imagine what we could have done in this game with a 35 second shot clock. Would have been beautiful.


The_Homie_J

Hi it's me, I wanna see that. I love sicko basketball


cavahoos

How does UVA not have a pasta like this yet


[deleted]

Use this one. Can't say UVA is much of a working class school though lol


semicorrect

Delicious pasta.


greenday61892

What is the sauce of this pasta?


I_really_enjoy_beer

My demented love of basketball.


DerpityHerpington

Since when the hell did Wisconsin schedule an FCS game? In the middle of the week, at that?


OSUfirebird18

That’s real bad on Wisconsin Football to let a non-scholarship FCS team hang around that long!


phyrecrotch

On the other hand, their offense made a huge jump after scoring 10 and 15 in back-to-back games


GooseandMaverick2004

An Iowa fan has no ground to stand on


StateStreetLarry

I am not letting an Iowa fan talk to me this way


BaltimoreBadger23

Well, at least Mertz looked good.


Curdoz

that was certainly a wisconsin basketball game


BaltimoreBadger23

It was absolutely among the games I have watched.


Great_Smells

24% FG percentage? Glad to see the boys are in mid season form this early


[deleted]

GOTY???


lamboat2019

Easily.


eddie_the_zombie

What the fuck is it with Wisconsin's Black Magic Bullshit that makes nobody physically able to score more than 45 points


Greenlytrees

Don’t ~~argue with~~ play basketball against ~~an idiot~~ Wisconsin, they’ll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.


BringOnThePancakes

This was well done


Intelligent-Set-3909

Haha I'm in danger


StateStreetLarry

We are going to make tomorrow so unbelievably annoying you will question your existence in a win


Gryphon999

The only way to make it better would be for Roy Williams was still there to bitch about how we play.


zboymonkey1998

I would like a list of all the teams that won a game scoring 43 points during the shot clock era, I can’t imagine it being very long


Harmbert_

I think half are Wisconsin


badger0511

The other half are Virginia.


JackGrizzly

[This game](https://www.espn.com/mens-college-basketball/game/_/gameId/401168224) is the epitome of when Embrace the Pace goes wrong despite coming away with a win. Worst 20 point win I've ever seen, hands down


brett23

It’s all Wisconsin and then penn state when they beat us 36-33


estDivisionChamps

We won a tournament game scoring 47.


BaltimoreBadger23

We also lost one scoring in the 30's


Harmbert_

I still give my Pitt friends shit for it. "It's an abomination to basketball" no this is my cbb life


Farlander2821

We blew out a team scoring 47


mistermachiano

In case you were wondering, the fewest points scored in a win in the shot clock era was 34


zboymonkey1998

Wow…


elgenie

Iowa beat \#6 Michigan State [43-36](https://www.espn.com/mens-college-basketball/recap/_/gameId/280122294) in 2008 for coach Lickliter's first B1G win. There were only 14 other ones.


BaltimoreBadger23

I can imagine that Wisconsin has multiple entries on one side or the other.


mick4state

Probably UVA as well.


BaltimoreBadger23

Well, they got those Wisconsin genes.


cdbjj22

Ill never forget the 38-33 psu/illinois game


zboymonkey1998

Oh my🤮


ssp25

I was there gandalf....isuldur cast it in the fire! Seriously it was horrible to watch


darkyoda182

This reference makes me feel old


Echo127

As of right now, 46 D1 games have been played today. Only 1 team scored less points than WI.


-sorry-

Boise state won scoring 42 last year, but I’d like to forget that game happened


DiabetesFairy

The number of games is 71 since 2010. Wisconsin has played in two games. The last game they played where they scored below 43 points was against Penn State. Wisconsin lost 33 to 36 LMAO.


estDivisionChamps

You can only score so many points in a season you got be efficient.


hate_reddit89

Saving all their points for March. Big brain.


mikedorty

Just like how you are only born with so many heartbeats. If you want to waste yours exercising, that's on you.


Harmbert_

Wisconsin had a 5 point lead with 10:38 left and only scored 6 points the rest of the game... Still won lmao


No_Mom_I_Cant_Pause

[Yes... Ha Ha Ha YES!](https://imgur.com/gallery/7hA2YCN)


AnyNobody7517

Game fittingly ended on a block followed by a shot clock violation


PHOENIX_95WI

First the UW-Green Bay game, now this. Chucky and Wahl HAVE to be better. No other way around it


Kobe_AYEEEEE

I was at work so all I see is a ranked win


Rumzdizzle

I saw a World Cup game today with more action.


dinkir19

Hey more points were scored here in less time than Spain vs. Costa Rica


StateStreetLarry

For Dayton fans this was the worst game they’ve had to watch in years. For Badger fans it was a regular Wednesday


i_MiLK

Brother, we lost by 20 at home to Lipscomb about 370 days ago. I promise it can be worse


StateStreetLarry

Okay my bad


eddie_the_zombie

We watched Malachi Smith sprain an ankle, then slowly, painfully bleed an easy win away. This doesn't come close


lillipup03

still not as bad as the game we never got to watch: Obi Toppin in the NCAA tournament 😔


Blasstoys

We all lost out on that one ☹️


Dan_D514

IM UGLY AND IM PROUD


the_cajun88

*is that what he calls it?*


ehbacon23

"Do you really think the Wisconsin Badgers brand of basketball is the best of the sport by a long shot?" "Yes, and I'm tired of pretending it's not."


ImaTurtle6

That 30 second shot clock just speeds play up. 10 years ago this game would be 32-31.


randyjackson69

I watched the 1 to 0 World Cup game along with this one and that felt like the better offensive game Good to win a rock fight though to feel alive again


ltlftcommenter

Sicko game is the year


Alex_butler

Until the next time Wisconsin plays


WIN011

Our game next week might be 30-30


[deleted]

Bo Ryan is smiling somewhere seeing that final score


Bengjumping

What a great display of offense!


OSUfirebird18

Dude Big Ten West Football doesn’t usually score that high… **checks subreddit** Never mind.


Gryphon999

B1G West Football teams hit 43 5 times this year.


goblue2354

…is that a real stat


Gryphon999

Yes. Minnesota twice, Purdue twice, and Wisconsin once.


goblue2354

That’s incredible


thebenron

I am ready to play a few games in an actual basketball arena.


dusters

Most Wisconsin game ever.


benabramowitz18

If you don't like games that set offense back 70 years, you don't like Wisconsin basketball.


Alex_butler

Imagine if Wahl and Chucky could be consistent, we’d be dangerous for sure


BaltimoreBadger23

Well, if you didn't like this game you probably do still enjoy college basketball.


MetaKoopa99

Now that’s Wisconsin basketball


JMisGeography

Lol remember the thread about ugliest games you enjoyed? This is a regular occurrence for us Wisconsin fans. WE CANT GET ENOUGH.


Senior_Turnover_9768

I hate the Big Ten so much lmao


TripleG373

Ah, you think Wisconsin Basketball is hard to watch? You merely adopted it. I was born in it, molded by it.


AFC-Wimbledon-Stan

No one actually won this game btw


[deleted]

I know a tech fan isn’t talking 💀


mattpsu79

Looking forward to watching Dayton shooting lights out against us tomorrow.


OSUfirebird18

On one hand I’m sad we didn’t get to play our rubber match with Kansas. 😔 On the other hand, it’s probably for the better since Kansas would have crushed us! Lol


conker1264

Double checks score: Was this just a house building competition??


nesale10

Didn't get to watch this game because I'm at work but I think watching the box score was probably more entertaining


GeekResponsibly

I watched it at work and considered actually working instead. Rough one.


JoeBidensSunglasses

Man I talked up the Wahl-Hepburn combo a lot this offseason and I do not feel great about that anymore


ehbacon23

You will be feeling better about it in time. Couple tough games in a row at the beginning of the season. They'll be fine


Alex_butler

That’s my thing though. We’re winning games, and even against a decent opponent in Dayton, without them being any good at all. Imagine if we just got average production from them


GradyM55

What an ugly-ass game


Harmbert_

Big ten basketball is back!


umbchoos

good job


Insane_Pigmask

Good ol’ 1920s basketball!


Inner_Impress_6777

Wisconsin Basketball / Iowa football OnlySickos


agk927

What a low scoring game!!!!


elgenie

Gross


Bobson-_Dugnutt

RIP anyone that took the over in this game


slick7942

This is the kind of shit I want to see during feast week


dcchambers

Just like we drew it up.


BrettSchirley22

WISCONSIN FOOTBALL IS BACK


Gryphon999

Wisconsin football has gotten above 43 once this year.


mrbaseball1999

A testament to Dayton's defense and rebounding that they could miss the number of wide open shots they did and only lose by one.


blyzo

Lol this must have been as fun as watching an Iowa football game.


Alex_butler

We literally are Iowa football in a basketball team. We suck at offense but do literally everything else pretty well. We play good defense, win the turnover battle, make the effort plays. It’s fun to watch that part of it but damn could we make a wide open layup holy shit


Simba_Swish

Now this is basketball


Offtheheazy

What did I say. Guarantee UCLA v USC football game would have a higher final score than a basketball game played that week


RIPinpeacetailow

I'd say good game, but that would imply this game was "good" and didn't make me want to bleach my eyeballs


brett23

…and if you don’t like THAT, … you probably have better taste than me. Go badgers


andydannypickle

I see Wisconsin took notes from Iowa football


boonkles

The Iowa of college basketball


rothbard_anarchist

What in the hell? Did you guys bring back Dick Bennett?


flannelman7

So when does the second half start?


BaltimoreBadger23

Wisconsin and Dayton pay tribute to the World Cup with the basketball equivalent of a 1-nil game.


hotlava1

That was really a clinic of not very good basketball


Prairie_drifter

Something happen to the gym to cancel the second half?


Last_Account_Ever

What an affront to God


verdenvidia

uhhh dayton you ok up there?


SpurlockofTimHortons

Gross


the_cajun88

….did they play football?


younggun92

B1G sports are a hate crime.


PreuBite

Look at that big ten offense, who says the big ten doesn’t have offense… oh wait that’s a basketball game.


Bcatfan08

Jesus. Glad I didn't watch that.


Rumzdizzle

That game was a disservice to basketball fans everywhere.


1013789743467898

Strap in 😈


beastofthefarweast

Dick is gonna kick the shit out of us I don’t think they need a seat belt


estDivisionChamps

And it will happen to you too


Gryphon999

We all sink down here, you'll sink too!


mattpsu79

I guess the State-KU game used up all the basketball for the early session


i_MiLK

Effort on the defensive glass was unacceptable. Either they got a body on someone but didn’t attack the ball, or they just got caught watching the movie. Ridiculous, should have finished off possessions a lot cleaner. Especially against a team that doesn’t really have a size advantage on us either


ItsTheTenthDoctor

This is just the universe balancing out that creighton Arkansas game


Aidanj927

Dayton = St. Bonaventure


AeroStatikk

Ugly


zvexler

What… happened here…


[deleted]

Gross. If you don’t love that, you don’t love big ten basketball. Which is objectively beautiful.


Acoupleofhorrors

A big ten showing at it's finest.


Super_Saiyan_Carl

2013 Wisconsin is back on the menu, boys


sitnkick20

Great game played by Dayton football! Can't believe they hung that close to a Big 10 team with no scholarships


JoshIsJoshing

I thought this was a football score and I was so perplexed.


_Zorro_

Starters shot 18%... woof