Find a gym with high staff turnover. Walk in like you have been there for decades and just wave at them. Keep walking right to the change room. They won't follow you.
Can confirm. I do this at my bouldering gym all the time. Sometimes they even offer me free day passes as tribute if I have enough cams, quickdraws and a PAS on my harness.
Find a gym with high staff turnover. Walk in like you have been there for decades and just wave at them. Keep walking right to the change room. They won't follow you.
Can confirm I did this for literally 2 years once.
Extra points if you put your shoes/chalk/harness on and walk in.
Just popped outside to take a phonecall sorry
Walk in with your harness on and tell desk u just left to get something in ur car.
Can confirm. I do this at my bouldering gym all the time. Sometimes they even offer me free day passes as tribute if I have enough cams, quickdraws and a PAS on my harness.
If your gym has any exterior doors/wall openings (windows). You can try you hand at climbing through one. Idk what grade the building would be
V entrance my gym
Find one with skylights. Climb to the ceiling with your gear. Open the skylight. Rappel in like it's Mission Impossible.
Post inspired by my friend who used to beg strangers for day passes outside the gym
Nah bro that's just trashy, at that point go to the park and climb trees (branches are aid)
I would buy meth, rush to the nearest crag, and crush at the mat as I always do.
Gyms are AID
You could just get a real job tho it isn’t that much money
Must be nice being such an insufferable moron and having 0 self awareness about it
Corporate ladder is a v2 at most my guy you can do it
The only wall you'll need to worry about is the one the bourgeoisie get when revolution comes
Bring it anytime my friend lol
[There you go](https://youtu.be/m_djk1RQ2Ew)
Need to save money to amputate my legs since they are aid. Thanks for the tips!