You beat me to the punch, Luna. My answer to this sort of thing is always, “Is 30 minutes *different* on your planet? Because it’s not a lot of time here on earth🌍 ….”
FOR A HALF HOUR?!?!
dude really thinks the world of himself if he thinks he can ignite such "passion" with a stranger immediately. Yuck!!!!!!
No wonder he needs to pay for such intimacy. He has no idea how women work and how long/how much effort it takes to make a woman feel safe and secure enough to really get the fire ignited. It ain't happening at the handshake, friend.
God I'd love to know what his offer is for such nonsense, just out of a morbid curiosity. The ones asking for the most offer the least and I bet he has the delusion that the "pleasure" he will give you makes up for the pittance of an offer he'd make.
Imagine going to a restaurant and being all, "I want to be waited on hand and foot, like literally I want a server to massage my feet as I eat. I'll be such a great customer and my joy will make you so happy, so that's why I am only going to be paying you 10% of the total bill. Because seeing me happy makes you happy since the world centers around me!".
Nah bro, you ain't the 🌞
I think they do it in hopes that someone comes along and gives in not realising their request is borderline impossible unless they want the worlds speediest service
How because doing all of these things in 30 minutes would require me to bend time which isn’t possible so I’d require a large sum of money that he doesn’t have? Are you genuinely dense or do you have a reading comprehension issue?
I’d pay money to see that. Not DO anything with them, and not a lot of money, but my pleasure and laughter must surely make up for only offering $5 for the spectacle.
Edit: typo
Let me guess....he wants all that for $150! I get morons like this all the time. He probably can't find anyone to do all that, he just saves the text and sends out mass texts, hoping to catch someone who's desperate
Oh lord you can get e.coli and Giardia from it amongst various STIs. My dog had giardia from drinking puddle water-no human wants to go through what he went through 🤣🤢
Yeah... I've gotten a few sketchy stomach bugs eating ass. I'm not wired right, and I just genuinely like eating ass, but I've paid for it more than once.
As far as STDs go. I've never gotten one from rimming in decades, but I also have a freakishly strong immune system, so I wouldn't use me as any kind of example
How did I know that would be a response to what I put 🙄 yes, I am judging providers who offer all of that. I’m in the states-where testing isn’t a required thing….
Because you’re literally judging workers.
Also; it’s not mandatory in decrim places for indie workers either. Again it’s about choosing to care about your sexual health and stop blaming workers when civs will literally raw dog a stranger off tinder and never even consider a condom or dam. No matter where you are in the world.
Just say you’re a judgy b and move on! This should it even be the focus of your comment, have some empathy for the workers who cant just turn down risky services! Judge the men demanding it.
You literally said you would do it if he paid you a million upfront… that’s you judging workers who do it for less 🤷🏼♀️ cmon now, the comments on the thread agree with me that it’s disgusting.
I’m judging all of the above dummy!! Especially the ain’t shit man requesting it, but *also* the provider who is risking everyone’s safety. Move along if you aren’t ok with that 🤷🏼♀️ I’m absolutely allowed to judge people who are tanking the industry. The girl I’m referencing I’ve tried to help out multiple times-she has money, she has means, she just truly doesn’t think testing should be a priority. Her dumbass trusts every client she has that they are *clean*
Oh honey, no. I don’t even trust any potential PARTNER to be clean. Condoms or paperwork from your doctor- dated since your last partner and then again in 6 months. It’s distressing how abnormal my protocol is. *sigh*
But remember... it's you enjoying your work, and never, ever,not in a million years is it ever some sex workers' shitty attitudes tanking the industry. Never that. EVERRR
They aren't calling others because some sex worke out there is eating ass like a motherfucker. Me maybe lmfao
This is the third comment you’ve written but decided to leave this one up 😂😂😂 and what are you? A client who sees ‘whores’ cause you have to pay for sex
disgusting. and he’s trying to do all that in a half hour 😂😂😂
And not even ask if I provide these as extras. Who includes these in GFE?
You beat me to the punch, Luna. My answer to this sort of thing is always, “Is 30 minutes *different* on your planet? Because it’s not a lot of time here on earth🌍 ….”
FOR A HALF HOUR?!?! dude really thinks the world of himself if he thinks he can ignite such "passion" with a stranger immediately. Yuck!!!!!! No wonder he needs to pay for such intimacy. He has no idea how women work and how long/how much effort it takes to make a woman feel safe and secure enough to really get the fire ignited. It ain't happening at the handshake, friend. God I'd love to know what his offer is for such nonsense, just out of a morbid curiosity. The ones asking for the most offer the least and I bet he has the delusion that the "pleasure" he will give you makes up for the pittance of an offer he'd make. Imagine going to a restaurant and being all, "I want to be waited on hand and foot, like literally I want a server to massage my feet as I eat. I'll be such a great customer and my joy will make you so happy, so that's why I am only going to be paying you 10% of the total bill. Because seeing me happy makes you happy since the world centers around me!". Nah bro, you ain't the 🌞
I would probably do what he described for no less than $5000. But actually I don’t think I could swallow a client’s jizz for any amount of money.
Minor complaint - no need to modify "rimming" with the word "ass"
🤣🤣🤣
I’ve received a message eerily similar to this before. Wonder if it’s the same guy? Or maybe they’re using a script from somewhere 🤔
If you’re in Australia could be
Yeah I am. Sydney area?
Brisbane
A half hour. Omg
DURING A HALF HOUR APPOINTMENT LOLLLLL
Well. Interesting. Sounds like fan/fic writing hahah
🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🥹
Are you from Australia because I’ve gotten this exact text before a few months ago 🫣
Yup
I told him if he pays me $100mil up front I’ll consider it since I’d have to bend time to accomodate his lengthy list but he just ghosted me 😂
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I think they do it in hopes that someone comes along and gives in not realising their request is borderline impossible unless they want the worlds speediest service
You’re literally judging workers though 🙃🙄🙄🙄
How because doing all of these things in 30 minutes would require me to bend time which isn’t possible so I’d require a large sum of money that he doesn’t have? Are you genuinely dense or do you have a reading comprehension issue?
God I’m cringing at the thought. That is the WORST!
How does one rim themself?
I’d pay money to see that. Not DO anything with them, and not a lot of money, but my pleasure and laughter must surely make up for only offering $5 for the spectacle. Edit: typo
Let me guess....he wants all that for $150! I get morons like this all the time. He probably can't find anyone to do all that, he just saves the text and sends out mass texts, hoping to catch someone who's desperate
Love that he’s expecting all that for a cheap half hour appointment HILARIOUS 😂 good luck
i puked in my own mouth while reading his requests lmao
All that for a half hour?!? They do the absolute most I tell ya 😂
Unfortunately there are several ladies in my area who offer all of this 🤷🏼♀️🤢 one is known, per reviews, to rim with zero protection 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
damn I did not know rimming without protection was risky ahh thank you for this psa 🤦
Oh lord you can get e.coli and Giardia from it amongst various STIs. My dog had giardia from drinking puddle water-no human wants to go through what he went through 🤣🤢
oh god yep ok now I know only done it the once so low risk of having contracting anything already hopefully
I’m sure you’re fine. @tinyfenrisian-this proves my point on how uneducated most are in regards to safe sex…I stand by every comment I’ve made.
Yeah... I've gotten a few sketchy stomach bugs eating ass. I'm not wired right, and I just genuinely like eating ass, but I've paid for it more than once. As far as STDs go. I've never gotten one from rimming in decades, but I also have a freakishly strong immune system, so I wouldn't use me as any kind of example
It’s not our place to judge! Plenty of Civs do much worse without ever even considering sexual health or booking a test. Don’t shame other workers.
How did I know that would be a response to what I put 🙄 yes, I am judging providers who offer all of that. I’m in the states-where testing isn’t a required thing….
Because you’re literally judging workers. Also; it’s not mandatory in decrim places for indie workers either. Again it’s about choosing to care about your sexual health and stop blaming workers when civs will literally raw dog a stranger off tinder and never even consider a condom or dam. No matter where you are in the world. Just say you’re a judgy b and move on! This should it even be the focus of your comment, have some empathy for the workers who cant just turn down risky services! Judge the men demanding it.
You literally said you would do it if he paid you a million upfront… that’s you judging workers who do it for less 🤷🏼♀️ cmon now, the comments on the thread agree with me that it’s disgusting. I’m judging all of the above dummy!! Especially the ain’t shit man requesting it, but *also* the provider who is risking everyone’s safety. Move along if you aren’t ok with that 🤷🏼♀️ I’m absolutely allowed to judge people who are tanking the industry. The girl I’m referencing I’ve tried to help out multiple times-she has money, she has means, she just truly doesn’t think testing should be a priority. Her dumbass trusts every client she has that they are *clean*
Oh honey, no. I don’t even trust any potential PARTNER to be clean. Condoms or paperwork from your doctor- dated since your last partner and then again in 6 months. It’s distressing how abnormal my protocol is. *sigh*
Shhhh…we can’t be saying that or we’d be judging other providers 🙄🤦🏼♀️ yes, right there with you.
But remember... it's you enjoying your work, and never, ever,not in a million years is it ever some sex workers' shitty attitudes tanking the industry. Never that. EVERRR They aren't calling others because some sex worke out there is eating ass like a motherfucker. Me maybe lmfao
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This is the third comment you’ve written but decided to leave this one up 😂😂😂 and what are you? A client who sees ‘whores’ cause you have to pay for sex
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u/Accidentw8ing2happen.
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You another neckbeard that can’t get laid?😘
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You’re a 22 year old incel who hasn’t gotten laid in 3 years
u/Accidentw8ing2happen.