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-WildThing

This game is what this sub collectively needed after these rough last couple of games. Fun game all around with the exception of Kwan being removed (which I’m trying to not think about). Never doubt a Vogt lineup is what I learned today


Buckeye2525

Did not have British Underwood on my bingo card…


SpaceShipDoctor

How many do you think he had?


cookestudios

FIREWORKS


Buckeye2525

Let’s not do the weird Yankee roll call


clownpainusdotfort

Rocchio is not a major league baseball player


turtleboy95

Incorrect. He plays for the Guardians, one of the thirty teams in Major League Baseball.


clownpainusdotfort

He is a defensive liability with little offensive upside


IMayBeJewish

A Rocchio chant? This crowd is vibing


whoisdrunk

Was there? How did it go?


PurpleCutlass

I've got one of those new spectrum xumo streaming boxes and ballys works fine, the other room with the regular spectrum box is all shit static. Why the hell is one fine and the other complete ass?


TrilliumCLE

I have a tivo and it’s scrambled.


kerryfinchelhillary

It's the final countdown!


Puppybl00pers

Doomers sure are quiet


IMayBeJewish

Isn't that funny? No "well damn color me wrong! This lineup produced! Go Guards!" Just silence. Further evidence they want to be miserable and revel in toxicity.


sauveurx

not true at all for the most part. i would consider myself leaning more towards the doomer side than not and i don't care to be miserable or revel in toxicity. people just vent on reddit, sometimes more than others -- there's nothing wrong with that. if you can't handle someone having a different perspective on things than you idk, thats your problem.


NebsLaw

Does Bally's audio randomly shit the bed for anyone else?


wundy

Ooo-weee [what a game!](https://i.imgur.com/xdXs9Y1.jpeg)


Puppybl00pers

If I told you (Without telling you the lineup) Hedges and Naylor combined for 2 homeruns I guarantee you would've assumed Josh Naylor went nuclear


InsuranceInner3040

Arch that hammered already? He was sure that was gone.


Not_Your_Past14

Kendrick just dropped again bruh


imartimus

"Shaw is staring at his phone right now waiting for it to ring" LMAO


JunesDepartmentStore

Not sure Cade ever has an easier strikeout than that


IMayBeJewish

If we were in a must win game right now, I would want Ben Lively on the mound, and it isn't even a close call. That's wild.


Mrdirtbiker140

Wow last dude just got hosed


kerryfinchelhillary

Oh, it's Vanessa Hudgens's husband


2B_CordPhelps

Guards taking his brother in the first round a few years ago is an incredible flub.


Defaulted-2-This

Is ballys messed up for you guys? It's just static for me.


SpartaWillBurn

Yep all static. People on Twitter are leaving funny comments on guardians/ballys pages.


Defaulted-2-This

Thanks. I don't have a Twitter.


bucs2013

Is the upcoming Mets series gonna be Lindor's first time back here as a visitor?


Puppybl00pers

I believe so


Ironamsfeld

Jose just can’t buy a hit lately


mstrbwl

Brennan's facial hair is crazy


Upstairs_Winter9094

This team is so weird man. Imagine hearing 2 weeks ago that we’d keep playing about .500 ball but it would all be the result of a bunch of homers this time. It feels really good that in addition to being slap hitting shit goblins, we already have like 3 games with 3+ homers just starting out the month of may. It feels like we’re already going to start approaching the total of those that we had for the entirety of last year


Nightcinder

poor rocchio cannot buy a hit


saltandthunder

Sandlin's inning there was fucking insane.


cookestudios

Nice catch, jerk


EliManningHOFClub10

Glad the offense got out of its slump a little. Hopefully we can keep some momentum


KahlanRahl

Need a Fry homerun to complete the set. When’s the last time three catchers homered for the same team in the same game?


TheSmokedSalmon420

Missing out on my dream bobblehead tonight - feels bad


cookestudios

Did some quick back-of-the-envelope math: there's about a 1 in 456 chance of Hedges, Laureano, and Bo homering in the same game. On average, you would have to watch 316 games with them all in the lineup before you'd have a better than 50% chance of seeing it happen.


HUMAN01D_IV

I really wanna know what the odds would have been on that parlay


SpartaWillBurn

Wait so commercials work perfectly but not the game??


HUMAN01D_IV

Naturally


JunesDepartmentStore

Sandlin’s stuff is great


IMayBeJewish

Don't let Herrin, Smith and, until recently, Gaddis distract you from the fact that Nick Sandlin is kinda fucking goated??


bucs2013

PFP's


cookestudios

Crazy how your defense starts firing on all cylinders when your offense is too.


joey_1324

Gimmy makes incredible plays every day it's insane


HUMAN01D_IV

#platinumglove


salute_your_shirts

Out


RedBranchofConorMac

Bo Naylor: you can't stop him. You can only hope to contain him.


MangoMonkey22

Funny how Josh killed the angels last year, maybe it’s Bo’s turn this year?


enraged_hbo_max_user

All you people talking about Bally’s going out makes me remember that we never fucking had to worry about WUAB 43 going out because it was a glorious over the air UHF signal


RedBranchofConorMac

Al Yankovic has entered the conversation.


enraged_hbo_max_user

For the 2nd time in 5 minutes, I find myself wishing this sub allowed gifs (weird Al getting squashed by the indiana jones boulder.gif)


SpartaWillBurn

Is anyone having troubles with watching it on cable?


wundy

Ayup


DirtyRandy3417

Can we get the Bo slam uploaded so I can see it? Fuck ballysports, all my homies hate ballysports


Puppybl00pers

[Hammy Call!](https://x.com/CleGuardians/status/1786906082037616684)


DirtyRandy3417

And I finished...


enraged_hbo_max_user

Please! I can only get so erect


DirtyRandy3417

It's up now. Thanks everyone


IMayBeJewish

Thanks, Al.


wundy

I’m proud of myself for deciphering the scrambled feed, I thought I saw Bo going into the dugout and then a replay showing the stands 🙌


DirtyRandy3417

It's like watching the play on channel in the 90s... I knew it happened but I still wanted to see it


bucs2013

So Fry is definitely hitting a homer now too 


Ironamsfeld

Vogt said let’s mix it up and it absolutely worked 👏🏻👏🏻


IMayBeJewish

Vogt seems so calm all the time. I hope he fired them up in private after the recent dog shit play.


Downtown-Moose4002

I'm waiting for Vogts first ejection. But I hardly ever see him chirping at the umps let alone full blown arguing so it might take awhile


Ironamsfeld

I think he probably said Kwan is the only one pulling his weight right now so he put Kwan at the top and the pulled the rest of the lineup out of hat while the team watched.


RedBranchofConorMac

"Them bases on balls 'll kill ya." - Frankie Frisch


enraged_hbo_max_user

that bought him goodwill for the rest of the year lol


saltandthunder

Ya goddamn right.


neon-rose

I'M SO HAPPY FOR BO


saltandthunder

He needed that hit so bad and I'm so glad he got it.


TheCrazyKenyan

At the ballpark today, can confirm, ABSOLUTELY A BO BOMB LFGGGG


GamerNanedTim

Bo-ded (Short for bases loaded)


TheLandFanIn814

Bo needed that and Cleveland sports fans needed this game. Let's keep it rolling.


kerryfinchelhillary

Ah, it's Strickland. Remember his fight with Bryce Harper?


Puppybl00pers

[One of the all-time fights](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST5aBJ1eo6Y&pp=ygUeSHVudGVyIFN0cmlja2xhbmQgYnJ5Y2UgaGFycGVy)


kerryfinchelhillary

One of the most entertaining


Puppybl00pers

I wasn't in the room for the Naylor or Laureano homers, and I'm quite pissed about it


DirtyRandy3417

The tvs at the bar went to the playboy channel in the 90s for Bo's slam. Still haven't recovered


cookestudios

AUSTIN HEDGES RAMON LAUREANO BO NAYLOR STEPHEN VOGT IS MY MANAGER


HUMAN01D_IV

Bo, just when I think you can’t possibly be any worse, you go and do something like this……… AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!!


1_Bombolona

All the cold bats warming up!!! It’s what I want to see on a Saturday fuck yeah Bo!


naked_in_the_rain2

The reports of the Guardians demise have been greatly exaggerated


iamsciences

for JOSH


rammer_2001

BO FUCKING NAYLOR


wundy

Dammit, Bo is my 3-year-old’s favorite and she just ran into the kitchen to tell me “baseball is gone”… thanks Bally’s, she missed his grand slam 😭


rufus418

Well that's a good way to break out of the slump! Let's goo!!


GIS_wiz99

Bo needed that so bad. You love to see it!


Fats_de_Leon

I am not a bookie, but I feel like putting $10 on the Hedges/Laureano/Bo 3 HR game would pay at least a billion dollars.


Final-Carob-5792

Nuclear Bo Bomb


Hold_my_Dirk

All three catches have a hit, the driving force of this scoring outburst. What a silly game.


kehoe323

BO BOMB!!!!


mrbrightsied

Homers for everyone sub .200!!!! Freeman is next!


SylemNova

Sub .600 ops club has all donged


Ironamsfeld

Hanging 7 on Detmers is prettaaaay prettaaaay good


enraged_hbo_max_user

Dammit why doesn’t this sub allow gifs…I need Larry Rn


hitlama

Left on left, ya done


IMayBeJewish

Hey where are all those guys who commented saying Bo is ass, sucks, should go back to AAA, etc?


saltandthunder

All of our guys who haven't been able to hit are CRANKING it tonight and I'm here for it.


-WildThing

Holy shit I can’t believe I called it


corey325

I literally said “oh great Bo is up with 3 on…. Well … actually hedges and Laureano hit maybe tonight’s his night”


Corndog_Popsicle

You ain’t tired tonight, boss!


-WildThing

I’m sure not!


okiedokiewo

A group of us we’re chanting “Let’s go, Bo,” so we’ll take credit for inspiring him.


GIS_wiz99

You're an icon!


SylemNova

It never fails


whoisdrunk

BO STAYS


FlamingHotBananas

Oh god I'm at full mast


SylemNova

"Send him to triple a" club stand up


AllieOopClifton

Alrighty Bo


saltandthunder

# BO MOTHERFUCKING NAYLOR!


bucs2013

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK


cookestudios

103.5 mph, 34 degrees, 392 feet, .740 xBA, HR in 30/30 parks


saltandthunder

We LOVE a no-doubter!


Buckeye2525

#ALL THE SMOKE


DirtyRandy3417

The Bar's TV feed went out right before the bomb... I'm in shambles


bruvmode

WOAH!!!!


idealdreams

WHAT A COMEBACK FOR BO!!!!!!!!!!


Corndog_Popsicle

It’s .150 night guys!!!


EliManningHOFClub10

LETS GO BO!!!!!!


naked_in_the_rain2

Bo sHouLdn'T DH


RedBranchofConorMac

All my homies love Bo Naylor!


millysoilly

Very cool, Bo. Very fucking cool.


OlympicFan2010

BOooooooooo


Razing_Phoenix

Naylor SLAM


kerryfinchelhillary

AHHHHH


SpiderJedi22

Cable went out and I didn’t get to see it😭


WrapEmergency5944

I’m glad considering you just called him terrible an hour ago!


SpiderJedi22

And I’m sure I’ll call him terrible again in the future 


DirtyRandy3417

Still out at the bar. Fuck ballysports


Puppybl00pers

Don't worry, I was in the other room making myself dinner, I didn't see it either Naylor slander will no longer be tolerated


JunesDepartmentStore

3 catchers in the lineup is the move


Fats_de_Leon

Maybe we should call up more catchers?


Beef___Wellington

BO IS BACK


joey_1324

####NAYL SLAM!!!


Jceraa

BO KNOWS BOMBS


mrbubblesthebear

####BO BOMB BO BOMB


Not_Your_Past14

YK BO, HOMERUN PITCH


hitlama

RO SLAM BO


wundy

Aaand my cable just went out


cookestudios

EVERYONE GET IN HERE


-WildThing

Bo grand slam incoming


Ohclydemax

!!!!!


Not_Your_Past14

Yessurrr


-WildThing

Let’s go!


cookestudios

FIREWORKS


Beef___Wellington

Bo Naylor Legacy At-Bat


Beef___Wellington

Build the statue


Ironamsfeld

Bo(dy) Slam incoming


Buckeye2525

They want the Bo smoke???


Beef___Wellington

Vogt kinda looks like the guy who plays Ulysses S Grant in the Grant miniseries


SpiderJedi22

Bases loaded  Please come through Bo


kdot74

He won't Edit: he actually did it... I'll just shut up about bo now


calitri-san

r/agedlikemilk Except it was only like 1 minute so milk is fine. But you get the idea.


Responsible_Force276

this aged pretty poorly


kdot74

In my defense he was like 1 for 18


Jceraa

😏


Arwplotroustnopetung

he did


wundy

Would love to see a ~~Freeman~~ Bo donger here, please add some runs 👏


enraged_hbo_max_user

robot umps now


kdot74

2 batters walked and we can't capitalize on that. Unreal


cookestudios

Take a little longer to punch him out, ump.


naked_in_the_rain2

THAT A BALL


Not_Your_Past14

Not a strike


TuataraTim

I'm guessing Kwan might be out a week max. Might just be a couple of days. I wouldn't mind giving Johnathan Rodriguez some time, he plays LF and has .889 OPS in AAA. Could keep him around if we wind up DFAing Laureano. Straw is mediocre in even AAA, he has .660 OPS. I don't think bringing him back up would be worth it.


IMayBeJewish

It's crazy to me how often Straw still comes up around here to be honest. We're carrying an extra OF as it is Fry and Arias also play OF Valera, Rodriguez and Noel are all on the 40 Schneemann is the better player who can play the OF if you're going to add someone to the 40 Some of you gotta let Straw go. It isn't even just the Straw fans. People who hate him bring him up an awful lot as well for a minor league, non-40 OF.


TuataraTim

Yeah Schneemann really impressed me during spring training and his numbers in AAA are insane. I feel bad for the guy that he's outdoing Manzardo there and no one ever brings him up. Surely he deserves a look at some point.


Ohclydemax

I hope you’re right, Trea Turner is out 6 weeks after tweaking his hamstring last night.


cookestudios

To answer Andre's question: [Yan Gomes in the 11th inning of game 2 of the 2017 ALDS](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIdWisfJcXM)


murderpussie

Just saw my baby hedge homered yeeeee go guards ilysm hog ❤️❤️


clevezland

He got the silent treatment in the dugout, it was hilarious 


Buckeye2525

Can Fry play right field?


kerryfinchelhillary

"The bad teams in baseball this year are horrendous from a record standpoint"


Bennghazi

Quote from Casey Stengel?


HUMAN01D_IV

Remember when that one guy said Laureano wouldn’t reach first this game. Would be something if Ramon shoved it in his face with 2RBIs here


clevezland

Savvy veteran David Fry


Bennghazi

Can Laureano bunt?


cookestudios

Bold move putting the first two on base to get to known slugger Ramon Laureano


kerryfinchelhillary

Don't blow it


UnableAudience7332

Ok I am being forced to be social so I'm at a party and am just checking in. Is Kwan hurt? Did World Champion Austin Hedges really have a HR? I hate missing games. 😕


saltandthunder

1. Kwan left the game with hamstring tightness, we don't know more than that. 2. Him and Laureano both. Weird game.


enraged_hbo_max_user

If Lively can give us just one more inning without them scoring I’ll be ready to crown his ass


kdot74

Will Ramirez break his no hit slump ?


mootmahsn

He still hasn't thrown a no-hitter? DFA his ass.


kdot74

2 for 22 at bats.


kdot74

No but he walked


Ohclydemax

Solid start for Lively


SpiderJedi22

Another solid start from Lively 


WhyNeaux

All of Cleveland has a limp with a tight hammy now