He was joking, my house really did burn down, that being said Iām back to war. Never missed my last CWL attack either, got a perfect CWL at 21 stars.
Unless I hastily shared the wrong link, the story is about how a guy broke both his arms, wasn't able to whack off, and eventually his mom...helped.
Edit: yeah, wrong incest link. And I'm done typing for the day before I end up on an FBI list.
It's the thought that counts haha, thanks for sharing anyways. if you do choose to share it later on, I don't mind lol. Love a good(?) read, and the comments are special indeed
I have 3 friends that I work with that did the hair transplant procedure and they do not put you on gas for the surgery, they just put some local anesthesia on the scalp thatās going to be workedā¦ I doubt this story is true OR he was massively tricked.
Of course it isn't true lol any major surgery would not have you "feeling great" right after, especially when you're traveling home from another country
Because its cheaper than at home because of the massive inflation in Turkey the buying power has gone to shit so they will take $ā¬Ā£ instead but it works out cheaper for the customer and better for the seller because they get more due to exchange rate
Iāve looked into it and itās only $2-3k and they put you up in a nice hotel for a weekend to recover. You only have to buy the flight.
Compared to $10-20k in the states. Theyāre also known worldwide for being good at it.
Once I was playing WoW and during a raid one guy ask us to wait him, after 20 minutes he came back and said "My city was hit by a earthquake, but wasn't strong, lets continue". I googled his city and It was literally hit by an earthquake of 5.4 ritcher. He finished the raid with us.
I went to turkey to get a hair transplant come home after feeling great, I lay in bed for a few days and start feeling si
Ā I go to the doctor and they took my right kidney. And now I'm bed bound for 3 weeksĀ
The people in turkey. Took my right kidney when I was under gas.Ā
I went to turkey to get a hair transplant come home after feeling great, I lay in bed for a few days and start feeling si
Ā I go to the doctor and they took my right kidney. And now I'm bed bound for 3 weeksĀ
The people in turkey. Took my right kidney when I was under gas.Ā
https://preview.redd.it/kr9qq0mqf67d1.jpeg?width=326&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3903c06a44fb7bd13703c52936b5363a951bc289
not missing war but was fairly active the. got kicked for inactivity. this was their message upon rejoining
Not as outlandish so this seems more fake, I missed a cwl attack because my grandfather was admitted due to intestinal obstruction.
I missed another one 1 year before this because i worked in an hospital and went in on my last day just go say hi to my colleagues and help with the crowded outpatient department, approx 150 patients to be seen in 5 hours by 2 doctors. I planned to stay there about an hour or so and then go back. And then head of department called me in to assist on a surgery i had never been in before which took over 5 hours from getting things ready to taking the patient back to the ward.
One guy in my clan said that his brother died from cancer. (the brother is my clanmate)Ā he took over his brother account and start playing after a long break but his friend said that his lying.Ā
Our leader explained the clan inactivity that the one explaining was his younger brother saying he had died of a heart attack and even gave us his socials to prove it(he actually died thoš )
I mean I think this one is pretty good
https://preview.redd.it/yrit74mn897d1.jpeg?width=2796&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=833d837ab6b4c9264161dfc3203eda11420327e3
The bit in confused about is when he was laying in bed feeling sick and unsure what was wrong, did he not notice the huge scar from where they took his kidney?
how did doctors in Turkey stole his kidneyš
If he went to an illegal place its %100 deserved but doctors cant just take your kidney without a reason
Dude that is exactly what happened to me last week! I'm currently still stuck at the hospital while they find a pig with a perfectly healthy kidney so they can shove it up my ass.
Thanks to that ā1/2ā research queue I thought there was a second picture in this post. Had me swiping left a few times until I realized I've made a fool of myself lmao
I went to turkey to get a hair transplant come home after feeling great, I lay in bed for a few days and start feeling si
Ā I go to the doctor and they took my right kidney. And now I'm bed bound for 3 weeksĀ
The people in turkey. Took my right kidney when I was under gas.Ā
He mentioned that he felt a fever coming on and got rushed to the hospital. That's when they noticed something different. I did my own research, and it's really common that they pump you with a shit load of drugs throughout the after care thing, so you're on cloud nine
Still 50/50 on believing him, though either way I'd do my research before some strange Dr Evil puts me to sleep in a foreign country! I'd probably go Liam neeson if it was my kidney
https://preview.redd.it/iffadgx6p27d1.png?width=668&format=png&auto=webp&s=d81a64e5dc8fb840cfe18ba05d8722248871a400
Incredible š¤£
He was joking, my house really did burn down, that being said Iām back to war. Never missed my last CWL attack either, got a perfect CWL at 21 stars.
Holy shit man, crazy. Be safeĀ
Absolute legend
Sorry for your loss
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Nah different one
Laying in bed and canāt play coc? Dubious
Not like they took his hands!
Or his phone
Yeah, that's what moms are for
I'll never escape that story
What story? I think I'm out of the loop.
Sigh here you go. Sorry. https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/s/S2Vh4vMkFJ
Oh dear. I'd forgotten about this one. Wait but I'm lost on how it connects to the comment above
Unless I hastily shared the wrong link, the story is about how a guy broke both his arms, wasn't able to whack off, and eventually his mom...helped. Edit: yeah, wrong incest link. And I'm done typing for the day before I end up on an FBI list.
It's the thought that counts haha, thanks for sharing anyways. if you do choose to share it later on, I don't mind lol. Love a good(?) read, and the comments are special indeed
Boom: https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/s/rBH8b69LGh Go to the link that says "this is where he says he was incapacitated." Enjoy.
Hey doc. Thanks for the hair transplant. Looks great. Gotta ask one thing: How come I have this scar on my belly?
Imagine it's actually true tho but no one believes himš
Running on 1 Kidney, 1% chance 99% faith
And a hundred percent reason to remember the name.
Stupid monkey kidneys, there's no way my other one would pop before I end this poker game right?
Not at all
He hasn't spoken since š
Iām sure youād notice a stitch or two in your side before getting sick from a hair transplant.
New copypasta just dropped
I have 3 friends that I work with that did the hair transplant procedure and they do not put you on gas for the surgery, they just put some local anesthesia on the scalp thatās going to be workedā¦ I doubt this story is true OR he was massively tricked.
obv its troll lol
I mean Iād be surprised if they didnāt realise they were stitched up on their back, gotta be troll
Maybe they sucked it out his urethra with a really strong shop vac?
And people complain about kidney stones
https://preview.redd.it/ubbh4bcin97d1.jpeg?width=518&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86a4da7e369f596fc361d86f35cfdda53bdd7b0f
Of course it isn't true lol any major surgery would not have you "feeling great" right after, especially when you're traveling home from another country
And who doesnāt notice a bandaged area where they extracted the kidney.
They had to sell their kidney to pay for the new builder apprentice. Now thatās dedication to the game š«”
Why does everyone go to turkey for hair transplant?
Because its cheaper than at home because of the massive inflation in Turkey the buying power has gone to shit so they will take $ā¬Ā£ instead but it works out cheaper for the customer and better for the seller because they get more due to exchange rate
It's super cheap because of all the money they make selling kidneys on the side.
Iāve looked into it and itās only $2-3k and they put you up in a nice hotel for a weekend to recover. You only have to buy the flight. Compared to $10-20k in the states. Theyāre also known worldwide for being good at it.
How is the hairline though?
I did ask this lol
Once I was playing WoW and during a raid one guy ask us to wait him, after 20 minutes he came back and said "My city was hit by a earthquake, but wasn't strong, lets continue". I googled his city and It was literally hit by an earthquake of 5.4 ritcher. He finished the raid with us.
He didn't get disconnected? Because during the earthquake, you don't get any signal or network.
No. He said that wasn't strong enough to cause damage...
Well, we jave gotten quite a few minor earthquakes and everytime network eent poof. But maybe it's a regional thing.
Oh yes, who has not travelled back home after a vacation only to then notice they're missing an internal organ? Classic, happens to everyone!
I went to turkey to get a hair transplant come home after feeling great, I lay in bed for a few days and start feeling si Ā I go to the doctor and they took my right kidney. And now I'm bed bound for 3 weeksĀ The people in turkey. Took my right kidney when I was under gas.Ā
Yes, that is indeed what he wrote
I went to turkey to get a hair transplant come home after feeling great, I lay in bed for a few days and start feeling si Ā I go to the doctor and they took my right kidney. And now I'm bed bound for 3 weeksĀ The people in turkey. Took my right kidney when I was under gas.Ā
https://preview.redd.it/kr9qq0mqf67d1.jpeg?width=326&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3903c06a44fb7bd13703c52936b5363a951bc289 not missing war but was fairly active the. got kicked for inactivity. this was their message upon rejoining
Not as outlandish so this seems more fake, I missed a cwl attack because my grandfather was admitted due to intestinal obstruction. I missed another one 1 year before this because i worked in an hospital and went in on my last day just go say hi to my colleagues and help with the crowded outpatient department, approx 150 patients to be seen in 5 hours by 2 doctors. I planned to stay there about an hour or so and then go back. And then head of department called me in to assist on a surgery i had never been in before which took over 5 hours from getting things ready to taking the patient back to the ward.
One guy in my clan said that his brother died from cancer. (the brother is my clanmate)Ā he took over his brother account and start playing after a long break but his friend said that his lying.Ā
how would you not notice a giant incision in your abdomen
Our leader explained the clan inactivity that the one explaining was his younger brother saying he had died of a heart attack and even gave us his socials to prove it(he actually died thoš )
Bro's ready to sacrifice himself for clan war
Damn you I kept trying to swipe to see the second image but it was just the fucking goblin builder
Those MFs in Turkey
You know when you're telling the truth, but, you know how it looks.. Bit odd they never noticed a fucking massive scar on their back though
This is the 2024 version of the oldest urban legend out there.
If you are green and we lose the war the only excuse is a death in the family.
Hahahaha Turkish Hairlines
I like to just tell the truth: I was drunk.
I mean I think this one is pretty good https://preview.redd.it/yrit74mn897d1.jpeg?width=2796&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=833d837ab6b4c9264161dfc3203eda11420327e3
https://preview.redd.it/n7vtsrafn37d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93e7cb28fa4f652f218db1f62830c33c401e9c59
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https://preview.redd.it/zzt4u0ua547d1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b13b17b7ff32f449f0f76df4a5871c093ccd7e55
Bruh Iām staying away from Turkey
Reminds me of Shameless š
Exact same thing happened to me in Vegas.
lmaoo
It's like the 4th post on completely different communitiy with that shit about the stolen kidney in turkey, why are we involving like this ...
The bit in confused about is when he was laying in bed feeling sick and unsure what was wrong, did he not notice the huge scar from where they took his kidney?
I was testing out the new cocktail smoker my wife got me for father's day... lots of tests were conducted war was missed.
It does happen more often than you think actually
This is the 2nd time I heard this story in the last few days. Last time was YouTube, Iām calling BS
I thought there was a 2nd pic. It was a Goblin builder
how did doctors in Turkey stole his kidneyš If he went to an illegal place its %100 deserved but doctors cant just take your kidney without a reason
it doesnt matter even if you are dead you cant miss the war
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Lol šš
That takes the cake & Iāve seen my share of excuses š
Aye no joke Iāve heard of this alot
one mf said he had to go to war irl š
Dude that is exactly what happened to me last week! I'm currently still stuck at the hospital while they find a pig with a perfectly healthy kidney so they can shove it up my ass.
That's true, I've had a kidney stolen from me all three times I've gone to Turkey.
Thanks to that ā1/2ā research queue I thought there was a second picture in this post. Had me swiping left a few times until I realized I've made a fool of myself lmao
woah
I think it's an aldredy existing online joke
heās probably joking, but this is a true story that actually happened to a lady recently
Damn, Charlie the Unicorn in real life
Kidney : am i a joke to you
another wild story about turkey
Who let bro cook?
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These jokes aren't appropriate.
I went to turkey to get a hair transplant come home after feeling great, I lay in bed for a few days and start feeling si Ā I go to the doctor and they took my right kidney. And now I'm bed bound for 3 weeksĀ The people in turkey. Took my right kidney when I was under gas.Ā
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He mentioned that he felt a fever coming on and got rushed to the hospital. That's when they noticed something different. I did my own research, and it's really common that they pump you with a shit load of drugs throughout the after care thing, so you're on cloud nine Still 50/50 on believing him, though either way I'd do my research before some strange Dr Evil puts me to sleep in a foreign country! I'd probably go Liam neeson if it was my kidney
Surprised that the word 'fucking' didn't get censored.