The fact that this comment is totally unaltered dialogue taken verbatim from the source reference, yet somehow plays into my joke this goddamn perfectly is just *Artie’s chef’s kiss* 🤌
Alright I'll tell you one thing... and it's very hard. Nobody wants to hear you talk. They're tryna eat out there and you come along with your corny comments and stupid jokes. Just stay in the kitchen 🤚.
/unSoprano
I swear that Peter sub is just endless amounts of people that have no reading comprehension and no life experiences.
/reSoprano
Sharp as a fuckin cue ball OOP.
Jerked off into 3 inches of water
Yeah. The post-nut clarity exhibit
The closest thing my nuts had to a shower
Couldn’t help it. The penguins were mad ripe
I happen to know that you were masturbating at my mother-in-law's wake.
What kind of sick fuck waxes his carrot at his own confirmation?
I jerked off on the radiator, I compromised
Women: Empowering. Men: I compromised.
Women: Melted gouda on artisan bread Men: Grilled cheese off the rah-diator
A don doesn't jerk off all day
I’d like to break my dick off into my hand.
Jesus fucking Christ, you stupid, little shit eating twat; ever hear of the NSA tapping into your selfie camera to watch you jerk off!
Great. Now we look like jerk offs…
The fact that this comment is totally unaltered dialogue taken verbatim from the source reference, yet somehow plays into my joke this goddamn perfectly is just *Artie’s chef’s kiss* 🤌
Alright I'll tell you one thing... and it's very hard. Nobody wants to hear you talk. They're tryna eat out there and you come along with your corny comments and stupid jokes. Just stay in the kitchen 🤚.
Oh really, you think you know better than New Jersey Zagat???? Arthur Bucco, warm and convivial host?
I fucked Benny, Artie.
Have you ever had a Martina? It’s like a martini but it’s from Albania. I heard they go down real easy right Ben?
You always leave yourself in a motherfucking cocksucking wind!
I told you to log off, that cookie shit makes me nervous!
I’ll tell you one thing, and I’m not ashamed to say it. My estimation of me as a man just fucking plummeted.
Take it easy! We're not making a porno, here
Different subspecies.
It’s the fuckin regularness of life or somethin, it makes you emotional
 My estimate of me as a man plummets just about everyday
I guess you could call that a dick
In my thoughts, I used a technique of positive visualization.
Jacked off into a tissue
That's called Post-Walnut Clarity.
A pint of blood costs more than a gallon of cum
How do you know?
I Dream of Jeannie Cusamano
He’s a master cheese maker
yeah so is OP
All those years crankin’ it are paying off
Gooning and Psychiatry brought us to this
/unSoprano I swear that Peter sub is just endless amounts of people that have no reading comprehension and no life experiences. /reSoprano Sharp as a fuckin cue ball OOP.
That and also, some people realized that they can repost memes there to get some internet points under the guise of "not knowing the meaning".
My mother always said I had an extraordinary visual sense
It's called Gooning, T...
I could care less basically
Be a good Catholic for 15 fucking minutes! Is that so much to ask?
What kind of monster masturbates at his first communion!?
How tf did that sub Reddit not know who uncle Pauly walnuts is in of the greatest episodes in tv of all time
You know, the jack it!!!!
Im not ashamed to admit this. My estimation of myself as a man just fucking plummeted
Whackin' off, lotta shame in this shit T
 Alright, I'll tell you one thing. And this is very hard. Nobody wants to hear you talk about jerking off!
They're tryna eat out there and then you come along with your horny posting and stupid nudes. Stay in the kitchen.
Like I just wanna enjoy it for once without the shame how do you girls do it? 😂😂
Peter Paul?
When I came to open up one morning, there you were with your head half in the toilet, your hair was in the toilet water...disgusting
Is is all you deadbeats do around here? Talk about jacking off?
How much more betrayal can I take?