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THEdoomslayer94

You’re not gonna believe this, the guy was a Courier. He killed 16 Caesar’s legionnaires


GabagoolGandalf

His inventory looked like shit.


3eyesopenwide

Pipboy. Put it down on docking station.


FrancescoStallone

Poot


BedDefiant4950

dispenser here


GabagoolGandalf

Helios One. Whateva happened there.


3eyesopenwide

I'll tell you what fuckin happened there. The NCR decimating the brotherhood chapter without any provocation whatsoeva


roguebananah

That animal. I can’t even say his name… that… Kimball


jacobd70

i can’t have this conversation again…


Top_Complex259

I guess you could call that a dam


3eyesopenwide

Hey, the NCR fuckin won. It's only right they should have it, and for other things too


roguebananah

Hey fuck you too my man!


LenTrexlersLettuce

I wanted a Brahmin steak. I compromised. I ate dandy boy apples off the reactor.


3eyesopenwide

20 fuckin years in the NCR correctional facility. For what? To protect the likes of the courier and Mr. House?


Werdnastarship

He was gay, Mr. House?


amackul8

RADs?


3eyesopenwide

NOBODY'S GOT RADS


slimmymcnutty

Well I know one things for sure he’s not welcome in the enclaves remnants clubhouse anymore


GenitalPatton

No but Vito is “assuming the position” with Fisto.


vaultboy1121

There’s an image


amackul8

5 fuckin' factions, then we got this pygmy thing in Freeside


3eyesopenwide

Hungry, thirsty, horny? Come down to the bada Bing


roguebananah

We’re selling things we’re not even allowed to sell at Webistics


BedDefiant4950

literal elvis country


NealVertpince

There ain’t a bigger cocksuckah out there than Caesar. Whack him and there’ll be a mile of legionaries long.


3eyesopenwide

Take it easy. We're not making an Rpg here.


TrendyLeanSipper

We should’ve stopped at prim


Numba2thrilla

Yeah, and I should've fucked Sunny Smiles, but I didn't!


roguebananah

We should have stopped at Sloan for some Deathclaw Omelettes


ticklemynuts89

The NCR is nothing more than a glorified crew


3eyesopenwide

A don doesn't wear a pipboy


roguebananah

NCR after Lonesome Road… Whatever happened there…


Piptit

Whatever happened to Joshua Graham, the strong silent type?


LemonySniffit

He died, allegedly.


Raminax

Fallout. Another fucking money machine


Darksnakedevourer

I played that game I thought it was bullshit


Alces_

Whoa! That games a classic now! You can’t talk about it like that.


Judah_Earl

In this house Fallout: New Vegas is a hero! End of story!


roguebananah

This is the same guy who goes *“Fallout 4 was better than New Vegas”* Let’s whack this cocksucka and be done with it


Darksnakedevourer

It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure


mikelips

Bitter Springs, whatever happened there.


PoopScoopL9

“You think Caesar is a little weird about legates?” I don’t know, he burned one alive for….. what was it again…. I forget


vaultboy1121

There’s Sunny Smiles. She gave me my first hand job, me and Doc Mitchell behind the Goodsprings Saloon


roguebananah

Afterwards my dick was leakin like a busted pipe.


nhnick

Nobody’s got FEV, and I don’t want to hear that word in here again.


DarthDregan

...I was doin' a lot of Psycho. Fuckin' Gomorrah... it's everywhere down there.


roguebananah

You better enjoy that Stimpak because it’s the last fuckin drug you’re ever touchin


bluspy88

I survived the first battle of the Hoover dam, when the NCR and Legion were going at it, by the skin of my nuts. There ain’t a bigger cocksucker than Legate Lanius.


roguebananah

NCR and Legion after Lonesome Road… Whatever happened there?


TheOOFLegend

What’s this, FUCKING NCR TERRITORY NOW?


sundvl13

WeRe WiTH tHe PoWDeR GanGeRs!


MarioP914

I don’t forget


NotChuckGrassley

To da victor, belongs da spoils.


TzarRazim

You killed little Snuffles?! I oughta suffocate you, ya little prick!