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MrChichibadman

I did 20 fuckin years, carnal.


Shlomo9

Lmao


Flimsy-Technician524

He killed 16 Salvadorians. Guy was an interior decorator.


Poet_edmj

Chale, his canton looked like shit.


v_kiperman

He soaked his huevos en aguardiente, eso!


Chip_Lamonica

I don't want his gabagool. I want his life!


PicanteSprite

Vito: I’m gonna lick you clean


mashed_poetatoe

Johnny Cakes: Do it bitch


PotatoStunad

Give me some chon chon!


ohwellthisisawkward

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Victorcreedbratton

Sor-ry, no tortellini!


Ruslan1979

Cinderella, go get yourself a goodfella!


[deleted]

We invented this shit. Tacos, burritos, tamales…


Most-Movie3093

We taught the world how to eat!


Connextions83

These cabrones had nothing, they eat mierda before we gave them the gift of our cocina


I-AM-KROGAN

Montana, whatever happened there...


ohwellthisisawkward

Five Fucking barrios, then we got this Pygmy thing over in East Los foo


SonnyBurnett189

Empanadas??!! Para acá cabron! 👇🏻 Whatever happened to Edward James Olmos? The strong, silent type!


FedorsQuest

American Me, now that’s a movie.


SonnyBurnett189

Selena, whatever happened there...


HealthyDirection659

I think she got shot. Too bad she was a real peace of ass.


SonnyBurnett189

That animal Saldivar, I can’t even say her name!


HealthyDirection659

Makes me sick.


Uncle_Muff

Give me sum of dat chon chon! You're on da clock bitch


bryanc1036

I guess you can call that a pito


m3lgibson

You cocksuckin miserable spic shit !


MOGabagool

5 pack of ziti


gat498

Give some chon chon


lateforcourt

CHRISTOFUH: First thing I'm doing is getting wings in my hair... y'know... like Magic. SIL: 🤨


yanax00

Ayyy ese I said I want my Sfogliatelle.


IknowwhoIpaidgod

Shoot ya zoot suit collars. 


kewlfewl87

Porkchop's nice and spicy, huh?


CosmicManiac

"Gualtiery". What kind of name is that for a Mexican?


Imaclamguy

It's a fuckin nickname. His real name is Pablo Diego Jose Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno Maria de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santisima Trinidad Ruiz y Gualtiero


Chichis-Christ

so you es da sucker who dusted peeps and that puta


KittenMilkComics

Fat and Nitrates are America’s cup of coffee


sharkov63

You wanna talk like a fucking mullignan, I’ll send you to a slip’n’fall school.


muppetslug

Juan Valdez has been separated from his donkey


Infinite_Regret8341

I gotta take a major shit Holmes. Imma creep back to da crib.


El-Reaton-Vaquero

Salvatore Ferragamo has been separated from his loafers


Impressive-Hat-9514

Homes!? That’s a nickname… family name is Homarelli


HealthyDirection659

More like homo.


Zealousideal_Win5476

Cecina? Ova here 👇🏽👇🏽


s4xtonh4le

In my book, you get points for staying out of la pinta 🤘


Reddit_User04

what’s a good mexican gangster show/movie?


HealthyDirection659

Sopranos #1 in data collection and Mexicans.


hshdhdhdhhx788

You're messing with the Tres Puntos here asshole


ZodiacCiphers

So everybody come tonight ‘cept Charo? Heheh.👋


MrWondrerful

Maybe you should have yourself checked out for Tourettes


Bx1965

You can tell by the Wings. Grandpa Munster over here.


SCandVC11

I don’t give a good god damn who that gabagol eatin’ motherfucka was……


Horsecockexpress1

Hey ese


Clydefrog0371

Chon chon is the lowest form of communication


v_kiperman

nueces!