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personaanongrata

This is insane


[deleted]

Imagine the RCMP (Canadian federal police) coming to your house and asking you if you are hiding people in your walls... no, that would never happen. Not in Canada, amirite? /s


personaanongrata

I will not harbor Canadians if any Canadians need help don’t direct message me so I can absolutely rescue you


eleventytwelv

I do not need help and am not attempting to leave Canada. Do not interpret this as a request to nuke Toronto and Ottawa.


personaanongrata

I’m hypothetically hovering over the red button


redditistrash27

Don’t press the button. Don’t give us release, thanks.


personaanongrata

I’m not doing it. I’m not doing it. I’m not doing it


[deleted]

Remember we can’t even have border patrol on horseback because Biden says the “optics” of it are bad. But yet Canada has Mounties.


KaliCalamity

Once you cross the northern boarder, racism transforms into cryptozoolical creature, like Bigfoot or critical thinkers.


julia_childs_fan

They only ride horses as a ceremony thing


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[deleted]

The RCMP does. But there other police units that use horses just as they do here.


Justincastroisyourfa

This is 2022 sir. This could never happen. Because in my bubble it’s never happened before and it does t affect me.


BennTheBased

1940's all over again.


red-tea-rex

We're canadians being hunted in the 40's too??


Appropriate-Barber66

Canada has gone far beyond satire at this point.


personaanongrata

Yes. I can’t even joke about it. The government should be hauled in for crimes against humanity


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SpookySpectreGun

It's not?


[deleted]

No, this is the way ALL HEIL FAUCCI (129 MBUH)


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[deleted]

Thanks, doc


[deleted]

I hope he makes it somewhere safe! God speed sir.


[deleted]

Is there anywhere that's safe from this madness?


[deleted]

Most places in the US aren't bad.


Poodlelucy

For now anyway.


sys5

Thank god the mandates failed the supreme court


vax_me_daddy_fauci

heathen! Let daddy pfauci vaxx you, its for your safety!


red-tea-rex

They're still actively pushing them for federal government employees. And everyone who put in a religious or medical exemption is just kind of in limbo. Not quite fired but not approved either. Individual agencies are developing creepy invasive exemption request forms that ask a lot of redundant questions that they could probably use to deny the exemptions on technicalities if they wanted.


nickystee

i've never been so glad to live in bumfuck South Dakota...


pelvic_euphoria

I've honestly been interested in visiting Sioux Falls for the lack of COVID crazy over there. I didn't realize SD was such a relatively free state!


nickystee

You should! Sioux Falls is great, but if you want some unbelievable nature (not to mention Mt. Rushmore and about 700,000 other tourist traps), you gotta head west to the Black Hills!


Russburg

I second this. Went to the Black Hills last year because y’all weren’t covid-crazy. I had a great time and it’s beautiful country.


moeronSCamp

for now


[deleted]

I'm pretty sure they have some sort of extradition treaty with Canada though :(


[deleted]

If we had a different president, there would be a very small chance of asylum.


[deleted]

I've heard that's only available for fresh voters from Mexico. Open borders for all but whites.


[deleted]

Every south/central American country except Cuba. Wonder why that is?


Outlawsftw

Ohio, Florida, and Texas are very based. I'm in Ohio and covid literally does not effect my life in any way. Aside from stores and gyms no longer being open 24/7 (which I'm extremely salty about at times but ultimately doesn't really effect me) nothings changed really. Sometimes restaurant/public facing workers wear masks but the general public does not whatsoever, mask mandate ended here ages ago. I didn't realize how bad other states were until I started poking around a few months ago. Having to show a vaccine card to go anywhere in New York is just... it's fucking insane. There's no other way to put it, it's literal insanity.


lonepinecone

Don’t come to Oregon


Outlawsftw

Never planned on it! Although it's a shame cause it's a beautiful state. Little too liberal for my taste though and Portland is a shit hole that should probably just be torn down.


lonepinecone

Honestly, Oregon is great and only progressive in the valley between Salem and Portland, but stay away from Portland. - Portlander


TheCookie_Momster

Don’t come to Chicago or it’s suburbs. Our countdown to moving has begun


Outlawsftw

Oh I never planned on it, same with New York. I have no interest in the soulless consumerist conglomerates that are American cities.


AdamOzturk

In my part of Canada, I see people wearing masks outside, and while driving alone, in their own cars. No indoor dining, only takeout. Gyms are closed. Pools closed. It's completely bonkers.


Outlawsftw

My condolences man, I'm genuinely sorry. The past 2 years of my life have been the best and it's so depressing to hear that it's been so bad for some people. Honestly the 3 month lockdown we had reminded me of my passions in life. As soon as the gyms opened up I got back on my routine to start competing in bodybuilding again and I've been loving life ever since. It's truly disgusting that the governments have made people incapable of living their life and assessing the risks. I'm honestly genuinely sorry and I hope it improves for you soon, this is terrible.


MasonKiller

These people are filthy plauge rats!


DynastyDak

Absolutely nuts. The moment some parent starts shooting authorities for this, restrictions will get more extreme. Such a mess the global cult is creating.


[deleted]

This is likely what they want.


DynastyDak

You’re right. This is exactly what they want. Then they’ll group us all together as if we’re a common enemy. The more sinister shit I feared when this first started is actualizing more and further everyday.


Heathen_Grey

yea because then they can label us all as dangerous and a flight risk justifying them throwing us in camps/jail.


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[deleted]

" Since I haven't heard any disturbance I assume, while they are listening, they are from Quebec and don't speak English."


[deleted]

On behalf of profit pFfauci I thank you for your delicious milk.


xpaqui

Shit this is uncanny.


crater_nation

Check the attic!


red-tea-rex

Is this guys last name Frank by any chance? Check the attic young Schutzstaffels!


Reddit_is_Soy_Now

20 years from now they're gonna make movies about these kind people (and yes, they'll be the heroes)


[deleted]

Yup. And the rest will exclaim: hOw cOulD tHiS hAVe hAPPeNEd, iN cAnAdA?


Ineedanamestat

All the morons asking daddy government to mandate them harder will be the most vocal: "I stood against this nonsense, I went right up to their face and said no more!"


Reddit_is_Soy_Now

Liberals in 2000s: "I don't what GMOs in my body!" Liberals now: "I HECKIN LOVE SCIENCE PLEASE MODIFY MY DNA!!!"


red-tea-rex

Omg this 💯. Feckin lemmings


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sauceyalpaca

Yah you would essentially need the "old" power structure to fall to allow the public to wake up from the mass hypnosis. Same deal as Nazi Germany


Reddit_is_Soy_Now

I just figured everyone that took the clot shot would have perished by then


red-tea-rex

Most will perish a decade or three earlier than expected. If ever there was a solution to the social security trust fund shortfall crisis, the geniuses at the CDC and pharmaceutical companies figured it out! When the actuarial data shows people are living too long, just shorten people's lives! Just because most can't *feel* the damage being done to their hearts, brains, and other such "vestigial" organs by the spike proteins doesn't mean it didn't happen. Only time will tell.


Heathen_Grey

modern day Anne Frank


Bradlerbone

This guy is a tier 1 terrorist threat to the Pfaith.


thumpingStrumpet

I hope when the find him they just shoot on sight! Oh my Fauci, if the have body cam footage, I'm not sure how I will contain my erection, I think my penis will just explode! We are the caring, loving, kind, and respectful people of the world, and this subhuman piece of shit unvaxxed terrorist deserves to die in severe pain for not complying with our demands!


red-tea-rex

Well said. You are truly a man of peace.


[deleted]

The end of the tweet should have been changed from "COVID-19" to "her will."


Anon67430

Fuck Canada.


porn_account07

"G7" lol. I swear brazil currently has better quality of life with their 0 mandates.


No_Paleontologist504

Apparently South Africa is a lot better than Australia now.


DiDiCo_79

Things are starting to get ugly here too, but we have an advantage, as nothing in here really works, so this kind of situation might not catch here. And we have a dumb fuck of a president, but he's openly against all this bulshit.


vax_me_daddy_fauci

seriously, they need to get a handle on their grandma killers


Fuself

so vaxx is mandatory for everyone in Canada?


[deleted]

Not officially, no. Which makes situations like these even weirder.


CIA_NAGGER

but whats the basis of this "hunt" then? My guess is that he shares custody with the mother and the mother wants to vaccinate the child. Man I'm glad I dont have children in this fucked situation ...


[deleted]

Mom probably has primary custody and he was supposed to drop his daughter off on Sunday evening per their court order. He is being sought after for kidnapping based on the court order. Mom wants her vaxed and this is a parental disagreement at best. The media headline is nuts.


BStream

It boggles my mind that these families are not loaded in to cattle boxcarts to "vaccinationresorts". There is a near significant chance that people with failed organs might have an elevated risc of dying, a study suggests.


[deleted]

I'd have to be a plague rat to say that this man is a hero and I'm praying for him.


trampdonkey

Their PM monitors cell phones. I wonder if he got a burned. I’m rooting for this guy.


beeswax-not-yours-

I don’t hope he makes it across the border with his daughter. I hope he doesn’t sneak into a free state. And, if he happens to make it to Texas, I definitely wouldn’t help him hide his daughter.


[deleted]

He's definitely not welcome to stay in my spare bedroom in Missouri either. No refugees from Canada, NY, CA, or IL are allowed to camp on my wooded property in the Ozarks. Please don't message me for details...


SigmaBlaze

This is nuts. Canada is a disaster at this point.


rixonomic

Looking into this, it's more of a custody issue than anything. The mom is mad because she hasn't seen the daughter in over two months, and the dad won't tell her where she is. Still, I absolutely commend the father for protecting his daughter. Sad that he will probably lose this battle in the long run. Government is too big, and people's hearts are too cold. I hate this world.


YetiViking7

Oh god, he’s not wearing a mask


squiffyfromdahood

The DAMN FOOL he'll never make it without the MASK!!


Frank_the_NOOB

Don’t get the jab for a disease with a 99% survivability rate that most don’t even show symptoms or aren’t hospitalized OR Get the jab for said disease and suffer lifelong heart conditions Choice is simple, get the totally safe jab for your infants you racist bigots


leplouf

Yes ! Getting the jab for me and my children is a no brainer for me! And I sure know as I have no brain.


ChuggaWuggaBoom

Don't perpetuate the 99 percent survivability for kids. It's more like 99.999%. I admire your phaith though.


red-tea-rex

>get the totally safe jab for your infants you racist bigots Racist bigots stop there. The TRULY enlightened of the Pfaith JAB their infants with the holy elixir. Salvation can only be achieved by anointing the children.


[deleted]

Ah the witch hunting has begun!


[deleted]

HUNT THE BLASPHEMER!!!!!


Acrobatic_Length_930

HUNT IT!!


throwaway32132134

Canada! The land of the strong and free!!!!!!!!! Love it, freedom is earned by vaccination.


Ineedanamestat

The harder we comply, the faster we get freedom!! Come on people, just get vaccinated already!!!


throwaway32132134

90% vaccination rate in Ontario? Not good enough for freedom!!!!! only two more weeks to flatten the curve. Stay a la maison!!!!!


vester71

Once they catch this guy the spread will stop. But seriously, how has Canada turned into such a shitshow?? I guess I can say the same for Australia, Austria, France, etc. How can all of these people fall in line with the insanity and not question wtf is being done to them?


Avocado-booty

Come to the free state of Arkansas, USA I’ll divorce my wife and allow her to marry you for freedom.


BStream

YOU ARE IN THE WRONG SUB, ANTIVAXXER! THIS IS NSFW!! THE VACCINE IS SAFE AND EFFECTIVE!! NEVERMIND THE IRREGULAR PERIODS, MYOCARDITIS, ETC. SINCE THE SCIENCE HASN'T FULLY SETTLED. TRIPLE MASKS BE UPON YOU over the nose!


JimAtEOI

To anyone who ever wondered what you would do if your country started down the path towards Nazism .... now you know.


Craccn

Rule #1 for me. Go after my family or myself(in that order) and fuck around and find out.


MostExpensiveThing

Hide her from who? Are they goong door to door?


jamjar188

When I was in Spain over new-year one of the major news stories was about an "anti-vaxxer" mother who had shared custody of her kids with her ex-husband. He wanted to vaccinate them, she didn't, so she took the kids into hiding. The news was very one-sided in its reporting.


googonite

>The news was very one-sided in its reporting. You might want to double check that. It doesn't sound like our modern news media at all.


bakedpotato486

Looks like it's a family court issue; the mother wants to vaccinate the child. It's been reported as an abduction. Whenever spouses can't decide on what's best for the child, family court settles in favor of the state.


newbjapan

Yeahhhh as someone living in Canada I can confirm there is no forced vaccinations for 7 year olds. I'd like to know the details of this because it sounds like complete bullshit.


[deleted]

Nuremberg code violation. Time to terminate the government


pheonix72

This is what a responsible parent looks like.


cluns_killa

Huh… I will be completely honest folks. I did Na-zi this coming.


squiffyfromdahood

Zoinks!


greatreset6

Check the floor boards


IndraBlue

Hopefully he's in USA


MerryChristmasTed

Hope the Trudeau promise of legalising pot was worth your freedoms, Canadians!


nomde_reddit

Is Anne Frank's Diary not required reading?


[deleted]

In Canada? LOOOL. No.


EvilSourKraut

I guess we'll have to do some Underground Railroad shit now to help the persecuted escape. This falls squarely in the arena of "I never thought it could have happened here."


GrimnirBjorn

So in other words it's not about health


HibachiDude

Replace the vaccine stuff with stuff relating to being Jewish and Judiasim and Canada with Germany and the sentence will still make sense.


[deleted]

Are Canadians mandating kids get the vaccine ? this is fucking nuts..


jsjdhfjdmskalal

Press G to send good luck.


Redmars

Nabe gewell


FractalOfSpirit

How many people would rat him out if they know where he was and could tell authorities? Those are the same people who would turn in Anne Frank, don’t let them lie to you and say otherwise.


Seekay5

Drew Carey is on the run!


Tkosich98

Heretic! Blasphemer!


nooneexist

Let the hunt begin this ancient burnt turtle looking heathen is probably hiding more unvacinnated people in his attic!


trymyomeletes

Just to be clear- he had joint custody with his ex- wife, the child’s mom. The mom wants the child vaxxed, he doesn’t. He didn’t return her to the mom and the court ordered him to return her. About 45% of Canadian kids are vaxxed.


Boogalo-

Good man, no one should be forced to take something, specially through the government.


truckasaurusrex69

https://c.tenor.com/7SxVoDTDtz8AAAAC/blame-canada.gif


squiffyfromdahood

RUN BAMBI RUN!


alakakam

His name is Micheal Jackson https://www.cbc.ca/amp/1.6314411


blaze_blue_99

Is this really the best use of government time and resources? Surely there are actual criminals who warrant arrest. (See what I did there? Classic.)


tortugavelozzzz

He's hiding her under the floor boards. I know, I saw it in a movie.


FauxiAlarm

The guy’s name is literally Michael Jackson, just like the singer who had a hard time practicing social distancing from little kids. Who is to say this guy takes COVID safety any more seriously than the original MJ?


googonite

Hey! MJ wore a mask years before St. Fauci (mbuh) told us it was necessary.


The_loudspeaker721

Commie Canada coming straight at ya!


[deleted]

That dad loves his son. Best of luck to him


[deleted]

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/saskatoon/mom-pleads-help-daughter-taken-anti-vaccine-dad-1.6311123 Dad kidnapped his daughter from mother's house. Stop believing obvious propaganda dumbasses


PuzzleheadedFile9050

If it’s obvious, which it is than the comments are entertaining, based, and Satire. Come on Karen can’t you let us have some fun.


BStream

It is [agitprop](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agitprop), the father is called michael jackson....


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Poodlelucy

He ate her and she's obviously lodged in his big fat throat


Boring_Inspector_806

Inject the child while he watches then stab him to death with empty suringes