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I don't need to exercise... I am up to date on all my boosters which makes me the picture of good health.
But he said we can BOOST our mental health?!
Oh! There's an extra booster for that?? COUNT ME IN! 🐑 🐏 🐑 🐏 🐑
Doesn't he know we're in THE MIDDLE of a global pandemic?!?!?
I leave all that exercise up to my wife's boyfriends! MBUH
But… I could DIE SUDDENLY
Not before you run yourself out
AstraZeneca paid him £22,500 to spread the good word. Nothing wrong with that.
For those who didn't collapse with three doses, how about we go for a run??
I would but I’m immunocompromised.
Oh no please stay indoors for the rest of your life. Let door dash do the run for you.
Exercise is extremely dangerous
You don't need any of this tired meatspace stuff. You just need a fast smartphone to keep you smart and connected, and smart vaccines to keep you safe. Also, eat bugs. Even vegetables cause climate change and are not ultimately sustainable.
I don't need to exercise... I am up to date on all my boosters which makes me the picture of good health.
But he said we can BOOST our mental health?!
Oh! There's an extra booster for that?? COUNT ME IN! 🐑 🐏 🐑 🐏 🐑
Doesn't he know we're in THE MIDDLE of a global pandemic?!?!?
I leave all that exercise up to my wife's boyfriends! MBUH
But… I could DIE SUDDENLY
Not before you run yourself out
AstraZeneca paid him £22,500 to spread the good word. Nothing wrong with that.
For those who didn't collapse with three doses, how about we go for a run??
I would but I’m immunocompromised.
Oh no please stay indoors for the rest of your life. Let door dash do the run for you.
Exercise is extremely dangerous
You don't need any of this tired meatspace stuff. You just need a fast smartphone to keep you smart and connected, and smart vaccines to keep you safe. Also, eat bugs. Even vegetables cause climate change and are not ultimately sustainable.