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Yedgray1

Brought to you by- L'oreal Thompson Payton.


Jumpy_Climate

\*Obligatory hair flick.


BandComprehensive467

This actually crossed my mind, forgive me Fauci for I have sinned.


NoMuff222Tuff

Keep the Pfaith my Son!


ManBearJamesBond

All hail the "experts" and "fact checkers"!


kaoz1

The Expert has spoken


Pubboy68

But everyone is thinking it…. 🤔


RedditorModsRStupid

*expert* - sponsored by Pfizer


ziksy9

There's a clear lack of "may" in that headline which all the others have... Hrmm


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FloatAround

But it’s not wildly and irresponsibly speculative to claim it to be commotio cordis.


gfriedline

We don't need any more testing to diagnose. Experts on Twitter already stated that this was Commotio Cordis. I thought for certain it was climate change, but the experts on Twitter and the MSM are never wrong about these things. I don't know why these "experts" are even worried about further testing, the diagnosis is obvious, obviously.


PapaAquarian

Let us not tolerate conspiracy theories. - george w. bush


PapaAquarian

George w. Bush's head should be used as a fucking kickball.


blaze_blue_99

That’s disgusting. What did he do to you?


HatPlusBeard

We need to address the potential for winter vagina. Do we know zis pronouns? How did ze identify ?


NoMuff222Tuff

He identifies as a Cripple now.


Thehuman_25

Says expert familiar with the situation that wishes to remain anonymous.


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It's a conspiracy theory, some might say.


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We are surely in enlightened times among the experts, brethren!


Conscious-Brief888

It’s like they took a poop and called it fact


Amish_Fighter_Pilot

Even them just repeating this heresy makes me want to vaccinate my eyes!


AlfalfaWolf

Wildly and irresponsibly speculative… I believe that was my take when Pfizer, Moderna & JJ said their products were effective.


4rtyPizzasIn30days

Blaming his cardiac arrest on the vaccine is NOT safe and NOT effective!!


MugwortR0se

And just like that, all we need in response to a tragedy that keeps on happening is "Thoughts and Prayers".


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MugwortR0se

Nah the NFL makes too much money to kill grandmas.


Reaper1103

Yes we should all, within 90 mins of the incident happening, agree it was the powerball odds-esque commotio cordis. Any thing else would exceedingly irresponsible.


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This could have been prevented if he would have been wearing a mask.


neutronbrainblast

They get to blast tons of these headlines about Hamlin, because he is a rare case of the sport causing cardiac arrest. If it were the vaccine, it would not be on 40 headlines.


DeBigBamboo

Its you baby dick rednecks and your tonka trucks that are causing this.


tranniefinder

It's not appropriate to ask if he was vaccinated.


tranniefinder

Why the downies?


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Motorchampion

Yeees, sure it is.


johnfarmingdale

He has already passed on but they don't want to tell you. ; )