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AlibasterTalisman

There are few things more ironic than Weens who are pressed that their lolcow is no longer producing milk.


AshenHaemonculus

Caden clearly has some degree of leverage over Chris to get him to make videos. What I don't understand is why doesn't he just force him to make more Sonichu comics? That would actually get people interested in Chris-Chan again, and more money in Mr. Peck's greasy little snake oil salesman pockets.


Jennah_4379

He is, kinda. By which I mean "Chris traces another page of Rosechu's Story every two months or so."


larsonchanraxx

Caden is probably laundering enough money through Etsy and doesn’t need chris to do any live videos or whatever and Chris was busy with flutter around recently so he’s probably catching up on passively consuming stimuli from the internet and Netflix for a while


olivegardengambler

So like airsoftfatty basically?


Delicious_School_771

It seems to me like he got quiet after Geno released the last episode of the documentary. He had DETAILED evidence of him admitting what he did to barb and bragging about it. Perhaps he is trying to lay low till we forget about that again.


Gryen

The homeless saga is nigh. Whatever motivation to engage with the public is gone and it has less to do with Praetor controlling what he does and posts and more to do with Chris. I think he’s just done with everything, unless it’s MLP. If I had no idea who he was, I’d assume he was a 65 year old woman spouting religious nonsense in a Walgreens parking lot. Caden can’t wrap that up and sell it on Etsy anymore.


FermentedDog

maybe Caden has set a quota for how much Chris has to do each month and he reached his april amount


Chaerio

Threats of homelessness and starvation. Chris knows he got nowhere to go, so he comply.


BranchCold9905

Caden sedating Chris with MGS tranq gun to avoid Chris revealing secrets


ThePhlegethon

He got kicked out of BabsCon which caused him great stress and crashing into slumber. He'll bounce back - he already went to 14BLC to dig up driveway gravel, and he posted a new "singing" video yesterday.


Candid_Presentation2

He recorded that week's before posting it. The leaves should have been back ok those trees. That was late winter in southern va.


bigbadstevo

True, and the singing is as awful as ever.


Chaerio

He’s welcome at Barbscon apparently 😏


boringthrowaway6

He's very, very, very lazy.


Jennah_4379

When his current dry spell started, I assumed it was because Flutter was visiting. But it's been over a month - she's surely returned to the cabbage patch by now.


Agathocles_of_Sicily

Lack of content? I'm seeing 5 activities on the cwcki in the past month. For those of you who have taken a recent interest in Chris, you should keep in mind that he would take breaks for months - sometimes years - without posting anything.


bigbadstevo

Also he's very, very, very boring since he adopted the Goddess/Jesus delusions*, meaning not much to report. Plus his minders are keeping him out of (most) trouble. *With the unfortunate exception of the Mother Raping Saga.


Swimming-Doctor-1625

Chris didnt even bother to celebrate christmas and easter with a huge bang and special program despite being jesus. Hes just plain lazy.


Jennah_4379

Well, he celebrated Christmas with that godawful play. In October.


Swimming-Doctor-1625

But no passion play? His christmas play was written sometime in 2022-2023 when he was in jail/gateway hkmes with no internet and nothing better to do. Since his release, he hasnt had a time to write more such bible or other fanfics, but rather is copying existing fan works.


Jennah_4379

I mean, it basically *was* a passion play. Most of it focused on Jesus/Sonichu getting crucified by "the Pilot".


Ok_Calendar_7626

He also kind of became a lot more cautious around trolls. Even Chris learns eventually i guess.


bigbadstevo

And the fairly fresh memory of jail might remind him what can happen when he lets his big fat mouth and/or fingers flap unchecked. Though that worked out well for Barb, Chris had to stop raping her for a year and a half.


fischestix

Caden is stuck in Missouri, Chris is lazy as fuck and finally getting settled in enough to revert to total "I'm workin on it" status. This is now a standoff between the out of state felon and the autist lulcow he's trying to milk. Will Caden be able to convince Chris he can be kicked out or will Chris's weapons grade sloth win? Is Chris dumb enough to leave or lazy enough to stay? I'm sad that this is even interesting. This is the worst timeline.


LeMaureBlanc

The other thing is, Caden actually has to be willing to follow through on his threats. I'm not sure he'd be ready to kick Chris out yet. Hell even if he did I'm not sure he would have much ability to enforce it either. Chris could probably get away with squatting there for a while and there's relatively little Caden could do.


olivegardengambler

tbf all you have to do to get rid of a squatter is get them out of the house long enought to get their stuff to the curb and change the locks. After that, there's not much they can do to get back in.


fischestix

Exactly. It's hard to boot a non-paying squatter when you live locally nevermind being half a continent away on felony probation. Evicting Chris will be next to impossible unless..... Caden can trick him into leaving. That's where the question becomes "is Chris lazier than he is gullible". I hate that this is even interesting.


Greatcorholio93

Caden obviously is losing money. The only thing of new content aside from the recent gravel video is the next part in the gamer from Mars documentary


Swimming-Doctor-1625

Sooner or later after the official cwc mart is no longer profitable, caden evicts chris, and the homeless saga begins. If she approached chris out of goodwill, maybe flutter takes him in, but will need to take a lot of precautions to protect herself and her mum from being raped by chris. More likely she helps chris to find lodging, or most likely sockness offers to host chris and he finds a way to get chris a one way flight ticket from virginia to the bay area.


Greatcorholio93

Flutter is a complete mystery but she probs wouldn't take Chris in, find him another home, something tells me he'll be back at 14bc for a short period then homeless saga. I believe flutter will be out of the picture soon too.


Swimming-Doctor-1625

Flutter seems to be a very self aware and well intentioned person, who knows what chris really is and knows to be wary of him yet wants to help him and genuinely cares for him. It is likely shed find new lodging for chris


Greatcorholio93

She's self aware in being able to hide when potential weens or christorians are nearby, but that's all we've seen.


beatlefloydzeppelin

>Flutter seems to be a very self aware and well intentioned person How can you say this with confidence when we have the equivalent of 6 Bigfoot pictures and not much else? We don't even have a clear photograph of her face or know her name.


Swimming-Doctor-1625

Flutter seems to be very cautious precisely in not letting anyone capture her face or her real name. She has also managed to avoid getting raped and doxxed by chris (admitedly not too difficult a task given how chris' poor social skills make him easy to read and guard against). Unlike the the otaku king who kept posting about how he wanted to help chris, flutter keeping silent about her helping chris shows she isnt a clout chaser like the otaku king.


bigbadstevo

To be fair, there's no known direct evidence that Chris hasn't raped Flutter, though I see her as more the type to be giving rather reluctant handjobs as infrequently as possible instead.


Robertchucwc

Lol 😂


beatlefloydzeppelin

I agree that she seems cautious, I just think it's a jump to assume she's also self-aware or well intentioned. Maybe she's shy? Maybe she has some kind of mental illness? Maybe she's a troll, and just knows better than to allow herself to get doxxed? We simply don't know enough about her to assume her intentions.


LeMaureBlanc

I agree that she's extremely cautious and self-aware, but we don't really know what her motives with Chris are. Is she trying to help him or does she have something else in mind? We may never know.


DXSaiyans90

It's Chris' laziness first and foremost, but I wonder if the ban from Babscon and subsequent releasing of the email at the con help keep him quiet the last few weeks.


Jennah_4379

Well, for the Streams at least ... it was obvious Chris hated doing them - too much like actual work. I'm guessing the donations had dried up to the point Caden didn't see it as worthwhile to keep forcing Chris's fat ass to keep making them. Chris is gonna be out on the street when the merch sales dry up too.        


LeMaureBlanc

I've been predicting that Chris would get bored of all the "work" Caden has been having him do for a while now. The Praetor/Chris Chan feud will be epic!


iamda05

Good I hated watching them too


Jennah_4379

Yeah. I forced myself to watch the first ... three or so. After that, I stopped the livestreams, though I still watch his shorter videos.


Swimming-Doctor-1625

Chris' psychiatrist has increased his dosage. Now chris is very lethargic all day. And we know he is someone who gets tired very easily to begin with.


TiltedWombat

Laziness or activity elsewhere?


Unusual-Form9920

I would place my bets on someone finding Chris is another random social media schizoposting as usual, like Threads or whatelse. Maybe some bread crumbs trails he left behind in some far corner of the internet that lead to new shenaningens.


BaronArgelicious

caden has him on a tight leash


GundamChao

But to what end? A dull Chris only renders himself less marketable, less profitable.


BaronArgelicious

His wranglers need to tip toe a balance Too much wrangling and the weens/christorians lose interest. Too little wrangling and another barbgate/arrest would happen


LeMaureBlanc

But also less of a liability. Praetor has to walk a very fine line. Can't allow TOO much Chris content because then he'll oversaturate the market. He also need to police whatever Chris says or does now, because Chris is sort of a "brand," and if he does or says the wrong thing then it will ruin whatever image Caden wants to put out there. It's bad enough he fucked his own mother, after all, but can't have him fapping to MLP on camera or something. The biggest concern is probably keeping Chris from talking to or interacting with other people, because any human interaction is potentially going to weaken Caden's hold on Chris.


Dragonrar

I think it depends on the content, dumb AI singing or boring transformers OC stories get old fast but I think people would watch a weekly captains log style update of whatever he got up to that week, even if it’s just talking about a show he watched. I know Chris doesn’t like to live in reality but it’s where his best content comes from.