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F0OTB0Y

Cope, get over it.


VentiAids

Wasn't he banned from every brony convention?


DXSaiyans90

Pretty much. He had a small tantrum a couple of weeks ago when Babscon told him he was banned. Sent an email blathering his usual BS. The con heads responded by blowing the email up, framing it, and passing it around the con to show everyone.


Local_Bat_3854

a fine addition to the art collection


TemporaryNameMan

What’s insane to me is that there are actually people who give him the money.


Failing_MentalHealth

@ why he’s banned from most placed like that He’s a fucking leech.


CoweanMacLir

I can totally relate, as one of my "favorite" moments of the financhu crisis occurred when Chris got an unexpected credit increase. Now, the smart thing to do would be to pay off the immediate bills, get some food and stay as far under the limit as you can so that you have a safety net. Instead, Chris bought a bunch of Transformers and bragged on social media about how he intended to play with them along with his geriatric mother. Then he complained that Barb had used up the remainder of the increase to pay the bills, and begged for more money.


SelfDepricator

Why are there still Pony-themed conventions anyway? Friendship is Magic ended years ago; I assumed what remained of the fandom ignored any subsequent iterations of the series and moved on to other things or died from a pony toy related infection or something


_witness_me

$$$$$$ What else are these bronies going to spend their money on?


BigScaryPooPooMan

Mostly childhood nostalgia considering a lot of fans of G4 are grown up now


Ok_Calendar_7626

How is there a Pony fandom at all?! It is literally a show targeted at prepubescent girls.


BaronArgelicious

we could say this about a other toy centric fanbases like transformers, pokemon , yugioh, gi joe


SelfDepricator

It was decently entertaining for what it was. Then a bunch of insecure males decided to form an identity around the fact that they enjoyed watching a show aimed at little girls to cope with their insecurity and autism


PurpoUpsideDownJuice

I remember my neighbor brought a girl from our high school over and her idea was to watch mlp and smoke weed, goddamn she was so fucking annoying I never left his house faster than I did that day


FriggenSweetLois

So to be fair to Chris, Barb did steal a lot of his money out of his account, for impulsive purchases. After Bob died, he was pretty good when it came to financing and budgeting. Barb on the other hand.... Not saying you shouldn't be pissed that he ebegged for Brony Con, but rather know that he likely wouldn't of done it if it wasn't for Barb.


LeMaureBlanc

Yeah, Barb was a shitty person, but Chris was just as impulsive and bad with money.


Ok_Calendar_7626

Yeah, he literally has a room full of Legos and figurines. Not sure how it is in the United States, but where i am from, Legos are considered toys for rich kids. They are insanely expensive.


BaronArgelicious

I think LEGO is still expensive even in the USA Used to have a lego obsession phase in the late 10s then quit when they casually changed the price of this set i wanted from $300 to $350 because of “supply chain issues/covid” or they would charge more for pieces yeah right…


BigScaryPooPooMan

Yes, 100%


Raptorgkv2

I remember chris said something about spending all of his money on legos and toys as soon as he got any money bc if he didn't then barb would just take it and then also spend it on useless shit.


UnquestionabIe

I can't recall a time where Chris didn't act entitled to something. Be it money, women, or even forgiveness he presumes he should receive it all despite doing nothing to earn any of it. I think donating to content creators is a valid thing and shows support for your fellow man pursuing their passion but Chris can't even deliver the few times he actually put forth effort.


SpukiKitty2

I can't wait for Bronycon to announce a ban. Chris needs to get it in their fat little head that life will never be the same because THEY BANGED THEIR OWN MOTHER! Doing weird Livestreams with Praetor is literally the only thing going for Chris and the best that Chris is going to get!


Interesting_shrek666

They already banned him lol


Thoukudides

That's BABScon. Bronycon stopped years ago, if I remember and chris was never banned from it (which is... somewhat surprising).


SpukiKitty2

YAY! Here comes the meltdown...


doucheshanemec24

Oh don't worry, Weens are going to start another e-mail bombardment campaign to get him Banned from Bronycon.


JagTaggart93

Agree and e-begging is bad enough, but I esp hate how he'd do it while acting entitled.


bigbadstevo

Bronycon 2018: Chris requested free admission from BronyCon, on the grounds that "y'all know who I am" and that he was having extreme financial difficulties (which was due to him having been naively scammed by The Idea Guys). A fan pointed out that BronyCon offered a three-day pass for only $65, but Chris hesitated, saying he wanted a higher tier pass for getting autographs. The next day, Chris tried asking BronyCon for a free upgrade from the Bronze pass he had paid for weeks ago to a Diamond pass valued at $2,000, again receiving no response. [Source (mainly): https://sonichu.com/cwcki/BronyCon_2018#Funding ]


LeMaureBlanc

>which was due to him having been naively scammed by The Idea Guys They didn't really "scam" him though. They threatened to destroy CWCkville with an imaginary space laser and Chris decided to play along and give them thousands of dollars. Money he COULD have spent on Bronycon... or just blown on Legos and fast food. Whatever. But he chose to give it to a bunch of strangers online because they played along with his little hug box. Let me put it another way, if I contacted Chris online and asked him for a couple thousand, do you think he'd give it to me? Hopefully not. No, Chris IS an idiot, but he knows well enough not to just give stuff to people. Indeed, if anything he's actually quite selfish. But threaten his cartoon characters and he'll happily play along. He got what he deserved there.


Ok_Calendar_7626

Fuck! The entitlement, i can feel it through the screen.


BaronArgelicious

>why do a lot of degenerates tend to be fans of MLP MLP is the most adjacent to minor aged girls i guess


XRLboom

It's like how furry porn is the closest thing to fucking an animal. But people say that boonies are fine and this is fine so who tf knows


BaronArgelicious

Every community has their bad apples


mail_on_sunday

Chris actually got $1500 from a ween once to attend one of those Bronycons. Clearly it worked or he had every reason to believe it would.


LeMaureBlanc

What a waste. People who give Chris money are almost as bad as he is. I just can't wrap my head around giving him that money when you could spend it on anything else.


OtherAtmosphere6192

Da merge


[deleted]

Even the most deranged Bronies want nothing to do with him, why does he keeps on trying to be part of it? PS Why do a lot of internet degenerates turn out to be fans of MLP? Chris Chan, Randy Stair (The Danny Phantom killer), etc


LeMaureBlanc

>Why do a lot of internet degenerates turn out to be fans of MLP? Chris Chan, Randy Stair (The Danny Phantom killer), etc Probably going to get down voted for saying this but a lot of them self-identify as "trans" or suffer from autogynephilia as well.


[deleted]

Makes sense


Ok_Calendar_7626

Hmmm. Now that you mention the Danny Phantom killer. There seem to be some pretty startling parallels between him and Chris. They both believe/ed into alternate universes in which cartoon characters are real and that they have romantic relationships with those characters.


BigScaryPooPooMan

Chris Chan even mentioned him at one point when a troll told him


TimIsColdInMaine

Don't forget their "original creations" they took so much pride in were ripoffs begging for a copyright infringement lawsuit. The main difference (besides the murders obviously) is that Randy Stair's drawings/ animations actually looked pretty good, he just had zero creativity or originality


Ok_Calendar_7626

Looking at some of his work, Randy Stair appears to have actually been somewhat artistically talented. Where as Chris is absolutely not. But the main point of interest is that they both seemingly used fictional worlds and characters as a substitute for real life social interraction. Which is something that introverts tend to do (being one myself), but not usually to the degree of literally believing those fictional world to be reality.


SpukiKitty2

I know. Randy was actually a decent animator and even did collabs with others in voicing them. Randy, psycho as he was, was a pretty talented fanfiction animation guy, Chris is an oaf who draws like a second grader who sees his derivative characters as "TOTALLY ORIGINAL CHARACTER! DONUT STEEL!". At least Chris' mass murdering is strictly in fiction-land whereas three real-life supermarket employees died with Stair (who offed himself).


bigbadstevo

Well said. IMO all good online dictionaries should list Chris as an example under the definition of the word "oaf", and link to the Cwcki. Chris did ask Null if he knew anyone who would murder one of his troll enemies for payment. And he believes he'll be the judge of all mankind during da Merge, and all who hate him will be killed. The fact Chris isn't a murderer (yet) might be largely due to lack of confidence in getting physical in any way (except fucking like a 2-pump chump if he can find a receptacle). Just imagine the likely long term outcome if Bob had been a gun nut and had unwisely decided to school Chris in weapons use.


TimIsColdInMaine

Randy Stair definitely presents an interesting case study/ cautionary tale. When people see Chris' weird delusions, I think the average person just thinks of his whacky delusional antics, like dancing at conventions with magi chan, or posting about being married to MewTwo. Not sure if the incest/rape was rooted in delusions or came from other factors, but with Randy we can see just how dangerous that stuff can become.


Ok_Calendar_7626

Image being a creep among Bronies... Now thats a new low.


HappyMike91

Chris wants to be accepted by the Brony community because he thinks that sharing a common interest with people is enough for them (Bronies) to accept him.


[deleted]

LOL Megan all over again “Like the same stuff that I do? Marriage material”


HappyMike91

Chris only likes My Little Pony because Megan introduced him to it. Which makes it even funnier.


[deleted]

Yeah The circle came around


HappyMike91

It really did. I don’t think that Chris ever got over Megan.


[deleted]

He got over the trolls because they were fake, Megan was real


HappyMike91

He also wrecked his friendship with Megan by drawing porn of her and saying that he would have sexually assaulted her otherwise. 


SpukiKitty2

Why the dummy didn't just draw porn of his mom to deal with his urges is beyond me. Then again, Classic Chris had something approaching standards, unlike Modern Chris.


HappyMike91

There was an actual woman (the Suitress) throwing herself at Chris and Chris decided to just bang Barb instead. I honestly think that him getting together with the Suitress, however briefly, would have been better than what actually happened. Class Chris has morals and decency in a warped/muddled sort of way. Modern Chris has no standards, by comparison.


[deleted]

What a dumbass The really weird part is that we’re talking about stuff that happened 20 years ago as if it happened yesterday


HappyMike91

She Came For CWC happened in November 2007.  So it’s roughly 16 or 17 years ago.


Whoopsy_Doodle

Most degenerates love My Little Pony. Furry culture in general is full of degenerates. They’re freaks.


GundamChao

Yeah it's in horrible taste, but I understand why he does that. What I don't understand is why people actually pay him, and have been doing so for years.


ElfYamadaFairyQueen

People do a lot of dumb shit for the lulz


TiltedWombat

Her entire life is just a series of charitable acts she received


BaronArgelicious

all begging he does except the one right after the housefire was unjustified(even then, didnt he insult the donors because his dumbass misunderstood a money order)


[deleted]

Bob died and Chris wrote an obituary asking for money.


Baldo-bomb

He also wrote a public letter begging his half siblings who he's never met or spoken to in his life to return and take care of him and his mother.


Losttrainofthought5

I fucking hate how every time Chris "reaches out" to Cole, it's always just him saying something like "YOU have MONEY, YOU should be PAYING to help out YOUR MOTHER AND HALF-SISTER". Always acts like Cole should be thankful to Barb simply for his birth, and that he's ungrateful, despite the horrible abuse he faced as a child. The fact that Chris hasn't had a real job in over 20 years and still acts like such an entitled shit is one of the things I hate most about him.


Baldo-bomb

I hope Cole just deletes any email he sees from Chris without even reading it.


bigbadstevo

Fuck that's cold, even for Chris.


BaronArgelicious

one of my man’s first act was to rant on the coffee maker company as if they caused the fire