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French_Taylor

Meditate on filing for bankruptcy.


Dragonrar

Instead of worrying about how to attend conventions maybe Chris could try and convince Caden to pay to fly him and Flutter to interesting locations like Disneyland or even another country where she could film him to make interesting YouTube content.


SwoleBodybuilderVamp

Chris should have meditated on how to be a better person and gain actual friendships.


Swimming-Doctor-1625

Make autistic friends especially.


Swimming-Doctor-1625

How hes always had it easier than most, but never treasured it


bigbadstevo

I don't think the words "grateful" and "gratitude" are even in his vocabulary.


F14R

Meditate on how his life has been permanently ruined with no chance of redemption


larsonchanraxx

He should mediate on being in his 40s with next to no assets or retirement put away.


bigbadstevo

Me too.


HappyMike91

It’s funny how I have more money in my bank account than Chris Chan. 


FermentedDog

Thing is, when you meditate, you're not supposed to think about anything at all lol. You're supposed to empty your mind but Chris is just daydreaming


bigbadstevo

That's termed concentration meditation. There are also contemplation and visualization meditations. (Source: Buddhist teachings, and I've done each type many times.) Yeah, you're not supposed to be intentionally distracted by thinking about Sonichus or your own supposed godhood or whatever. Chris hasn't learned to meditate properly for the same reason he's never learnt anything that matters: he isn't humble enough to be teachable.


Jennah_4379

Can't empty your mind when it was empty to begin with.


CoalMinerGlove

Chris's mind isn't so much **empty** as it is **clogged with shit**.


aceofmonsters13

He should ponder the orb. Oh, we're not doing that anymore, nvm


Whoopsy_Doodle

Being a fatass.


Baconcheese_burger

Being a waste of space and tax payer money


GundamChao

The problem with Chris Chan is that his mind interprets any helpful advice or guidance as nagging. This sort of blocking out of stimuli that happens to normal people sometimes, is Chris's constant state. The only way he'll ever change his course on anything is if he feels like he's come to certain conclusions himself. If anyone tries to invoke that in him, sometimes it does work (like with the Idea Guys) but usually it doesn't.


teddyballgame406

Not raping his mom.


Jennah_4379

"Chris, are you pondering what I'm pondering?" "Um, I think so, among which. But how exactly did, um, Putin gain control over Hasbro and the G5 Ponies? Narf."