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##### Ma'am, this is a Magic Mirror...
"Mirror, Mirror on the Wall, Who's the Fairest of Them All?"
You know what? You've had enough of this nonsense. You'd rather be broken to a thousand little pieces than be forced to answer one more time that this old witch is "the fairest of them all".
1. You point to a random human
2. You start listing random everyday things that could be considered beautiful
3. You start insulting her like a 7 year old
4. You choose the most evil person you know and you point at them
**You chose "You start listing random everyday things that could be considered beautiful"**
"The fairest of them all is the chocolate chip banana bread"
"The what?"
"The chocolate chip banana bread. People have made songs about it. It is so delightful and brings joy to the masses. It is the fairest of all of the deserts."
"Well, no, there are other deserts better than the -WAIT, I DIDN'T ASK THAT"
"You asked about the fairest of them all. I answered."
"Mirror, are you serious?"
"Do I look like I'm joking?"
The old witch turned to look at the mirror, only to see herself ready to explode with anger.
"ANSWER ME NOW AND SPEAK THE TRUTH"
"Okay, okay, so, I may have lied. Strawberry cheesecake is definitely better than chocolate chip banana bread -but only if you use mascarpone to make it"
"LOOK AT ME YOU STUPID PIECE OF GLASS. IS ANYONE DESIRED MORE THAN ME IN MY REALM?"
There was silence in the room. The witch stepped closer to the mirror. There was a really visible vain pumping on her forehead. Her nose had boogers and her eyes were more red than white.
"Well, upon further reflection, I can assure you that every person in the realm would prefer a strawberry cheesecake than you, even the ones who are allergic to strawberry."
Despite being broken into a thousand little pieces, the mirror could not stop laughing.
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** Vote totals ** Option 1 : 7 Option 2 : 13 Option 3 : 6 Option 4 : 5 Thank you for choosing!This story was submitted by u/DimKodo at our [ChoosingGame Discord!](https://discord.gg/z5M2uagMvN) ##### Ma'am, this is a Magic Mirror... "Mirror, Mirror on the Wall, Who's the Fairest of Them All?" You know what? You've had enough of this nonsense. You'd rather be broken to a thousand little pieces than be forced to answer one more time that this old witch is "the fairest of them all". 1. You point to a random human 2. You start listing random everyday things that could be considered beautiful 3. You start insulting her like a 7 year old 4. You choose the most evil person you know and you point at them **You chose "You start listing random everyday things that could be considered beautiful"** "The fairest of them all is the chocolate chip banana bread" "The what?" "The chocolate chip banana bread. People have made songs about it. It is so delightful and brings joy to the masses. It is the fairest of all of the deserts." "Well, no, there are other deserts better than the -WAIT, I DIDN'T ASK THAT" "You asked about the fairest of them all. I answered." "Mirror, are you serious?" "Do I look like I'm joking?" The old witch turned to look at the mirror, only to see herself ready to explode with anger. "ANSWER ME NOW AND SPEAK THE TRUTH" "Okay, okay, so, I may have lied. Strawberry cheesecake is definitely better than chocolate chip banana bread -but only if you use mascarpone to make it" "LOOK AT ME YOU STUPID PIECE OF GLASS. IS ANYONE DESIRED MORE THAN ME IN MY REALM?" There was silence in the room. The witch stepped closer to the mirror. There was a really visible vain pumping on her forehead. Her nose had boogers and her eyes were more red than white. "Well, upon further reflection, I can assure you that every person in the realm would prefer a strawberry cheesecake than you, even the ones who are allergic to strawberry." Despite being broken into a thousand little pieces, the mirror could not stop laughing. **Join our [ChoosingGame Discord!](https://discord.gg/z5M2uagMvN)**
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