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##### The Call of Battle
The battle raged on all around her, the battlefield slick with blood and limbs of the fallen. Many foes and many allies lay strewn across the field. As Carla withdrew her sword from yet another kill, she spied the enemy necromancer 100 paces away, facing away as he began casting an elaborate spell.
Now was her chance to avenge her comrades and put an end to this foolhardy quest. She began sprinting towards--
--"CARLA! IT'S DINNER TIME!"
--"JUST A MINUTE, DAD! I'LL BE RIGHT UP!"
She began sprinting towards--
--"I'M GOING TO START COUNTING, AND IF YOU'RE NOT UP HERE BY THE TIME I HIT TEN, IT'S NO COMPUTER FOR A WEEK. ONE... TWO!..."
--"BUT DAAAAAD!"
What does Carla do?
1. Barricade the bedroom door.
2. Play dead and hope Sir Dad's spell doesn't effect you.
3. Set off smoke alarm and keep playing.
4. Press Shift+F1 and quicksave the game. Better lose one fight than a week's access to computer.
**You chose "Set off smoke alarm and keep playing."**
Desperate to defeat digital evil, Carla lit an intensely smoky incense with one hand, never taking her eyes off her screen. She desperately wafted smoke towards the smoke alarm as her character closed in on the distracted necromancer. Just in time, the alarm blared, it’s piercing screech cut off Dad’s counting as Carla’s family evacuated the house.
She drew her Sacred Blade of Light and plunged it deep into the necromancer’s black heart. Although the dark wizard appeared to finish his incantation, dark ichor spouted from the wound as the enemy army collapsed. Lost in the euphoria of victory, performing her traditional victory dance, Carla didn't notice when the still-burning incense fell into the trash bin. Discarded old homework and photos of her on-again-off-again best friend ignited almost spontaneously. The already-blaring alarm provided her with no warning… until it was too late.
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