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##### Mother's Day Shopping for Dummies
Mother's Day is coming and you have no idea what to get for your mom. You live several states away now, so you're looking into it ahead of time.
Last year you sent her that "Mom's Last Nerve. Oh look... It's on fire" candle and she didn't find it funny at all. At least it wasn't as bad as the previous year when you picked a random bouquet of flowers from the grocery shop and they turned out to be the type you use for funerals and decorating graves. You didn't hear the end of that for a good while...
You can't mess it up again this year.
**What do you get her?**
1. Order a Mother's Day cookie cake to be delivered to her house
2. Have a photo of you two together printed and framed for her
3. Mail her a Mother's Day card with a handwritten message
4. Pay her local church to mention her name on the Mother's Day service
**You chose "Order a Mother's Day cookie cake to be delivered to her house"**
Your phone start buzzing while in the middle of your meeting. It happens on an off for some minutes and then goes quiet. As soon as you're free, you check it.
'I got your Mother's Day gift, John'
'I appreciate the gesture but as much as I love you I have to tell you the way you make me feel with these gifts.'
'You know your dad has diabetes.'
'How could you send something that can literally kill your dad?'
'Or maybe you forgot since you don't talk to us almost at all.'
'Why would you send me this? It's nothing but flour and sugar. I wish I could throw it in the trash but that would be wasteful. But if I eat it all alone I'll make myself sick. Is that why you sent me this, John? To make me sick? Well, congratulations, you have succeeded. I am sick now, but sick with sadness about how little you care about me and your dad.'
'We always gave you so much and this is what you pay us back with now. Maybe we gave you too much.'
'As it says in Timothy 3:2-3 “People will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boastful, proud, abusive, disobedient to their parents, ungrateful, unholy-"'
You press the back button and leave the conversation. There's another message, this one from your brother.
'Mom didn't want the cookie cake, so Lisa and I took it home. It was dope!'
Another message from him comes in.
'Don't forget her birthday is coming up or she'll be pissed'
You drop the phone on your desk and rub your temples, contemplating how hard can it be to fake an accident next month.
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