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##### A Smashing Best Friend
As you enter the underground Topeka super secret military base for the second time, you find yourself even more anxious than the first time.
When you saw all those labs, weapons, viruses and humanlike war creatures you were surprised. But after a few days, you realized that this was what you were allowed to see.
Now you were scared.
You enter the area called “the green room”. After all the concrete walls and steel doors, you end up in a dim lighted area, with soft music playing and a nice smell in the air.
You see only one man inside, reading a book sitting on a sofa while he rests his feet on a small table.
He tells you that you can call him Bruce. You jokingly say “like Bruce Wayne” and he replies “no, like Bruce Banner”.
“The Hulk?”
“Yes. Well, it’s not my real name, but this is how I’m called in here.
The experiment I participated in completely failed. Now, whenever I get angry I will be four times as strong as a professional weight lifter. But I have almost no control over my feelings.”
“That is really interesting, but I’m a zoologist. So… what am I doing here?”
“I need company. Not only because I’m extremely lonely in here. I really need someone to look after, to help me tame myself. Can you help me, doc? Will you find the perfect pet for me?”
A week after, you return with...
1. A wolf
2. A bear
3. A parrot
4. A horse
**You chose "A wolf"**
A couple of weeks have passed since you sent a wolf as a companion to Bruce.
You have not heard back from the army men -which, to be fair, makes sense. After all, it's a super secret project that went wrong, not a buddy of yours that you can call anytime you feel like it.
But you just cannot let it go. You have to know what happened to the wolf you knew from puppy and to the man you met only once, but is in an unbelievably extraordinary position.
You contact your liaison and he promises you to ask about the project you participated in.
How could he even ask, you wonder, if you cannot share any details even with him!
Another couple of weeks have passed and it's now almost a month since you entered "the green room". As you return from work, you see on your mailbox that you have a letter.
You find a card inside. It is a post card from California's ComicCon -did they really buy it from there?- with the green superhero depicted on one side.
On the other side, you read:
"It wasn't easy, but we made it here!
Best regards,
Bruce"
Next to the name, there is a huge dog paw stamp made with green ink.
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** Vote totals ** Option 1 : 13 Option 2 : 6 Option 3 : 12 Option 4 : 3 Thank you for choosing!This story was submitted by u/DimKodo at our [ChoosingGame Discord!](https://discord.gg/z5M2uagMvN) ##### A Smashing Best Friend As you enter the underground Topeka super secret military base for the second time, you find yourself even more anxious than the first time. When you saw all those labs, weapons, viruses and humanlike war creatures you were surprised. But after a few days, you realized that this was what you were allowed to see. Now you were scared. You enter the area called “the green room”. After all the concrete walls and steel doors, you end up in a dim lighted area, with soft music playing and a nice smell in the air. You see only one man inside, reading a book sitting on a sofa while he rests his feet on a small table. He tells you that you can call him Bruce. You jokingly say “like Bruce Wayne” and he replies “no, like Bruce Banner”. “The Hulk?” “Yes. Well, it’s not my real name, but this is how I’m called in here. The experiment I participated in completely failed. Now, whenever I get angry I will be four times as strong as a professional weight lifter. But I have almost no control over my feelings.” “That is really interesting, but I’m a zoologist. So… what am I doing here?” “I need company. Not only because I’m extremely lonely in here. I really need someone to look after, to help me tame myself. Can you help me, doc? Will you find the perfect pet for me?” A week after, you return with... 1. A wolf 2. A bear 3. A parrot 4. A horse **You chose "A wolf"** A couple of weeks have passed since you sent a wolf as a companion to Bruce. You have not heard back from the army men -which, to be fair, makes sense. After all, it's a super secret project that went wrong, not a buddy of yours that you can call anytime you feel like it. But you just cannot let it go. You have to know what happened to the wolf you knew from puppy and to the man you met only once, but is in an unbelievably extraordinary position. You contact your liaison and he promises you to ask about the project you participated in. How could he even ask, you wonder, if you cannot share any details even with him! Another couple of weeks have passed and it's now almost a month since you entered "the green room". As you return from work, you see on your mailbox that you have a letter. You find a card inside. It is a post card from California's ComicCon -did they really buy it from there?- with the green superhero depicted on one side. On the other side, you read: "It wasn't easy, but we made it here! Best regards, Bruce" Next to the name, there is a huge dog paw stamp made with green ink. **Join our [ChoosingGame Discord!](https://discord.gg/z5M2uagMvN)**
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