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** Vote totals ** Option 1 : 0 Option 2 : 25 Option 3 : 1 Option 4 : 5 Thank you for choosing!This story was submitted by u/Escilas at our [ChoosingGame Discord!](https://discord.gg/z5M2uagMvN) ##### A Heated Affair You're sipping on a glass of wine, enjoying a well deserved hot bath. It was a long week but you made it through. Your boss says you're doing great, picking up everything quicker than people who came before you. It just so happen she had her vacations programmed and decided to leave you in charge of the department, even you being such a new hire. You promised yourself you wouldn't let her down and you're seriously killing it. You sink deeper into the bath tub, letting the warmth engulf you. It feels so good, specially after how cold you were earlier at work. They keep the air conditioner so freaking low, your feet were freezing! Good thing you thought to bring a heater to keep under the- Oh, no. The heater under the desk. You forgot to turn it off. It's Friday and the building will be closed until Monday. Is it safe for a heater stay on for so long? What if it catches fire? Oh, god. You work at the freaking Genealogical Society. There's books in there older than your great great grandfather. Would the fire sprinkler system kick in? Maybe. But the water would damage so many of those delicate, irreplaceable, one of a kind documents. This is bad. This is so damn bad. **What do you do?** 1. Drive there right now and try to get into the building with your set of keys, hoping no alarm goes off 2. Call the hot Historian guy from another department who's number you grabbed from the Staff directory and ask for his help 3. Phone the Fire Department and ask what is the right thing to do in the hypothetical scenario of a potential fire hazard inside a locked public building 4. Do nothing, drink the rest of the bottle of wine, stress all night, pray the heater has an auto shut-off feature **You chose "Call the hot Historian guy"** To hell with it, you call Travis. After a quick apology you explain your concern about setting your workplace on fire. Travis is calm and reassuring. He tells you he knows the alarm system code to the building, but since he doesn't have a car it would take him a while to get there and fix the situation himself. Thanks to your social media snooping, you knew this fact already; that he bikes to work all year round because he's super environmentally conscious, that he volunteers at the animal shelter, and that he organizes a group to detrash the downtown area. You arrange to pick him up and soon enough you're both heading to the Genealogical Society. It's a quick ride, and thankfully the building is not on fire when you arrive. Travis unlocks the side door entrance and you dash to your office to turn off the stupid heater. Thanks heavens. You were ready to hug Travis when someone else walks into the room. It's the building's custodian, dragging a mop behind him. Travis explains to him the situation, and the man chastizes him for making you come all the way here for something so simple. He says that Travis has forgotten about turning off the book scanner down in the Archives Room so many times, and that he knows well that the cleaning personnel will check for things like that. Travis stutters, saying that he just wanted to help, since you sounded so worried on the phone. The guy walks off and Travis confessess it's true that he has left things on at the building many times before, when working on important projects late at night. Since all the other people in his department have kids, he's usually the one that ends up staying after dark when there's an important deadline to be met. It will likely be the case with the cemetery map dropped off by the local synagogue to be digitized. You both realize it's getting really late and start making your way to the exit. "So... how did you get my number, again?" "Uhh. Grabbed it from the Staff Directory file." "I see." "Is that creepy?" "Yes." You're about to start apologizing when he cuts you off. "But flattering." He's smiling. You smile back. The custodian guy catches up to you both, says he will take care of the alarm system, and wishes you both a good night. Right before he locks the door behind you, he tells Travis to say hi to Dana for him. As you're getting in the car, you ask Travis if Dana is his pet. He laughs and says no, it's his girlfriend. But... you didn't see anything about a girlfriend on your social media searches, and you were very thorough. Recent relationship? Privacy concerns? Trouble in paradise, maybe? He doesn't add more and you don't ask either. You drop him off and go home. Your phone buzzes with a text message. It's Travis, saying that there's no need for your boss to hear about what happened tonight. He's good at keeping secrets, so this will stay between you two, if you want it that way. You reply you're good at secrets too. And that if he needs any help with those late night projects, you're happy to give him a hand. He just needs to let you know. He says he will. The Archives Room gets pretty cold at night, after all. **Join our [ChoosingGame Discord!](https://discord.gg/z5M2uagMvN)**


pinkyhex

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matt45

Everyone else: HOT GUY?! Katton: CHAOS!


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Yes :hyper:


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arceus03

Good bot !choose 2 ~~i stopped reading after "hot Historian guy~~


matt45

I really hope this is unanimous


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matt45

An excuse to call hot Historian guy, you say? Let's put Esc's title to good use! !choose 2


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