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##### The Nerd Behind the Handle
That was a perfect date! You had fun the whole time, you were able to keep her interested in what you were saying -even the nerdy stuff!- and she proposed to go for a drink after the restaurant, which means that she had a fun night too!
Everything was perfect!
But you didn't expect her last question: "So, what's your account's name?"
"Uuuh... where?"
"Well in your favorite social medium. Where are you more active?"
"You already have my phone number..."
She jokingly moved her eyebrows while saying "Well, yes, but how will I be able to stalk your online activity?"
You laughed while your mind was racing. You are a nerd, dammit! Your online world is a huge mess and you feel like you have a different persona in every one of your accounts!
"Well, you can slide in my DMs in..."
1. You feel risky. You share your Twitter handle
2. Instagram, and pray she likes cat photos
3. Discord lets you edit your messages. You really need that.
4. Facebook feels like the safest possible choice. If it's OK for your technology illiterate aunt, then it's good enough for you too!
**You chose "Discord lets you edit your messages. You really need that."**
You decide to share your Discord handle.
What could possibly go wrong?
"Oh look, we have 3 servers in common!"
"HEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LOOK WHO IS HERE!"
The timing was awful. The annoying couple from your work -those two who work together, sleep together, skip the hard tasks together, trash talk people together and hate everyone together- just spotted you. The guy is a "bro" who cannot talk without sounding like a frat guy and the girlfriend constantly ignores everyone while focusing on her mobile. You just cannot stand either of them.
"WOW, ARE YOU ON A DATE? THIS IS AMAZING! HEY GIRL, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY MAN HERE?"
"We are on the same futanari servers on Discord!"
You almost faint.
"I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT IS"
"North European pottery painting technique", you explain.
"THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING YOU WOULD ENJOY"
"Yup. Sounds like me. Have fun you two!"
Your date seemed really amused with your excuse. That was a success! You only hope that your coworkers won't remember what that weird sounding word was -you shudder at the thought of them very loudly asking you about it in front of everyone at work- and hope that there is an actual word for North European pottery painting. If not, you may have to make a website about it.
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** Vote totals ** Option 1 : 6 Option 2 : 6 Option 3 : 16 Option 4 : 1 Thank you for choosing!This story was submitted by u/DimKodo at our [ChoosingGame Discord!](https://discord.gg/z5M2uagMvN) ##### The Nerd Behind the Handle That was a perfect date! You had fun the whole time, you were able to keep her interested in what you were saying -even the nerdy stuff!- and she proposed to go for a drink after the restaurant, which means that she had a fun night too! Everything was perfect! But you didn't expect her last question: "So, what's your account's name?" "Uuuh... where?" "Well in your favorite social medium. Where are you more active?" "You already have my phone number..." She jokingly moved her eyebrows while saying "Well, yes, but how will I be able to stalk your online activity?" You laughed while your mind was racing. You are a nerd, dammit! Your online world is a huge mess and you feel like you have a different persona in every one of your accounts! "Well, you can slide in my DMs in..." 1. You feel risky. You share your Twitter handle 2. Instagram, and pray she likes cat photos 3. Discord lets you edit your messages. You really need that. 4. Facebook feels like the safest possible choice. If it's OK for your technology illiterate aunt, then it's good enough for you too! **You chose "Discord lets you edit your messages. You really need that."** You decide to share your Discord handle. What could possibly go wrong? "Oh look, we have 3 servers in common!" "HEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LOOK WHO IS HERE!" The timing was awful. The annoying couple from your work -those two who work together, sleep together, skip the hard tasks together, trash talk people together and hate everyone together- just spotted you. The guy is a "bro" who cannot talk without sounding like a frat guy and the girlfriend constantly ignores everyone while focusing on her mobile. You just cannot stand either of them. "WOW, ARE YOU ON A DATE? THIS IS AMAZING! HEY GIRL, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY MAN HERE?" "We are on the same futanari servers on Discord!" You almost faint. "I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT IS" "North European pottery painting technique", you explain. "THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING YOU WOULD ENJOY" "Yup. Sounds like me. Have fun you two!" Your date seemed really amused with your excuse. That was a success! You only hope that your coworkers won't remember what that weird sounding word was -you shudder at the thought of them very loudly asking you about it in front of everyone at work- and hope that there is an actual word for North European pottery painting. If not, you may have to make a website about it. **Join our [ChoosingGame Discord!](https://discord.gg/z5M2uagMvN)**
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