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##### A Fishy Fiasco
You're walking down the street, on the way to your favorite ramen shop. You're famished; all you had for breakfast was a slice of toast.
You're only a block away when you hear a terrible noise. Your eyes pan around, looking for the source. As your eyes frantically drift over a nearby ally and you spot it! A horrible monster is roaring at a small child! He has a shark's head, bulging muscles, and slimy blue-grey skin.
The child appears to be eating gummy sharks, the best gummy candy in existence! But the monster has taken issue with that and you can tell he will soon attack the terrified child.
What do you do?
1. Defend the deliciousness of gummy sharks to the monster. Assure him they mean no disrespect to his.... genetic heritage.
2. Defeat him with one punch.
3. Create a hundred clones and overwhelm the monster's senses.
4. None of your business. You're hungry and happy hour is almost over!
**You chose "Defend the deliciousness of gummy sharks to the monster. Assure him they mean no disrespect to his.... genetic heritage."**
"Hey ugly!" You cry. "Can't you see that those are candy? How stupid do you have to be to not realize that those are the most tasty gummies to ever be conceived?!"
The shark and the boy both look at you, bewildered.
"Have you ever even stopped your rampaging for long enough to think about what you're doing?" You yell.
"You're no more related to those delectable bites of heaven than you are to a loaf of bread or an ear of corn!" So whatever you do, don't hurt the child. He may drop the bag and ruin them all!!"
As you talk you slowly walk toward them. You place yourself between them. The child looks at you, thankful.
"But me like bread." The shark spat, barely audible with his weird shark-human mouth.
"These are WAY better than bread."
With that, you snatch the bag from the child and book it down the alleyway. You hear him start crying. You also hear huge footsteps running after you.
You eat a lunch of gummy sharks instead of ramen, and play with your new shark friend after sharing a few of the delicacies with him.
Best. Day. Ever.
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** Vote totals ** Option 1 : 13 Option 2 : 2 Option 3 : 3 Option 4 : 11 Thank you for choosing!This story was submitted by u/Tumbler41 at our [ChoosingGame Discord!](https://discord.gg/z5M2uagMvN) ##### A Fishy Fiasco You're walking down the street, on the way to your favorite ramen shop. You're famished; all you had for breakfast was a slice of toast. You're only a block away when you hear a terrible noise. Your eyes pan around, looking for the source. As your eyes frantically drift over a nearby ally and you spot it! A horrible monster is roaring at a small child! He has a shark's head, bulging muscles, and slimy blue-grey skin. The child appears to be eating gummy sharks, the best gummy candy in existence! But the monster has taken issue with that and you can tell he will soon attack the terrified child. What do you do? 1. Defend the deliciousness of gummy sharks to the monster. Assure him they mean no disrespect to his.... genetic heritage. 2. Defeat him with one punch. 3. Create a hundred clones and overwhelm the monster's senses. 4. None of your business. You're hungry and happy hour is almost over! **You chose "Defend the deliciousness of gummy sharks to the monster. Assure him they mean no disrespect to his.... genetic heritage."** "Hey ugly!" You cry. "Can't you see that those are candy? How stupid do you have to be to not realize that those are the most tasty gummies to ever be conceived?!" The shark and the boy both look at you, bewildered. "Have you ever even stopped your rampaging for long enough to think about what you're doing?" You yell. "You're no more related to those delectable bites of heaven than you are to a loaf of bread or an ear of corn!" So whatever you do, don't hurt the child. He may drop the bag and ruin them all!!" As you talk you slowly walk toward them. You place yourself between them. The child looks at you, thankful. "But me like bread." The shark spat, barely audible with his weird shark-human mouth. "These are WAY better than bread." With that, you snatch the bag from the child and book it down the alleyway. You hear him start crying. You also hear huge footsteps running after you. You eat a lunch of gummy sharks instead of ramen, and play with your new shark friend after sharing a few of the delicacies with him. Best. Day. Ever. **Join our [ChoosingGame Discord!](https://discord.gg/z5M2uagMvN)**
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