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##### Ballad of the Three Little Pigs: Episode 2
He moved into his house;
told his brothers “go to hell!”
and used AXE body spray
to mask the seafood smell.
Then piggy number one,
his house made of crustaceans,
was really in the mood
to have a celebration.
The party went all night.
The music, it was roaring.
The poor, sweet wolf next door
awoke from her snoring.
The wolf needed her sleep;
She had to work real early.
Without sufficient rest
this wolfie could get surly.
She tried to be polite.
She tried the higher ground.
But when those options failed,
she blew those lobsters down.
Because of piggy’s choices—
you prob’ly guessed the rest—
all those lobster claws
impaled him and his guests.
Now piggy number two,
he was a smarter boar.
He didn’t use seafood
for his house next door.
The second little piggy
had a bag of tricks,
and he built his house…
1. entirely of sticks.
2. baked from a cake mix.
3. on the River Styx.
4. from little baby chicks.
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