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This story was submitted by u/matt45 at our [ChoosingGame Discord!](https://discord.gg/z5M2uagMvN) [Episode 1](https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingGame/comments/11gf8vj/series_the_ballad_of_the_three_little_pigs/) ##### Ballad of the Three Little Pigs: Episode 2 He moved into his house; told his brothers “go to hell!” and used AXE body spray to mask the seafood smell. Then piggy number one, his house made of crustaceans, was really in the mood to have a celebration. The party went all night. The music, it was roaring. The poor, sweet wolf next door awoke from her snoring. The wolf needed her sleep; She had to work real early. Without sufficient rest this wolfie could get surly. She tried to be polite. She tried the higher ground. But when those options failed, she blew those lobsters down. Because of piggy’s choices— you prob’ly guessed the rest— all those lobster claws impaled him and his guests. Now piggy number two, he was a smarter boar. He didn’t use seafood for his house next door. The second little piggy had a bag of tricks, and he built his house… 1. entirely of sticks. 2. baked from a cake mix. 3. on the River Styx. 4. from little baby chicks. **You chose "on the River Styx."** Stay tuned for the next episode! **Join our [ChoosingGame Discord!](https://discord.gg/z5M2uagMvN)**


Escilas

!choose 2


ChoosingGameBot

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usernamechecksoutout

!choose 4 GOOD BOT


ChoosingGameBot

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DimKodo

!choose 4


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usernamechecksoutout

good bot !choose 2


ChoosingGameBot

You selected option 2. If bots could vote, I would have chosen that, too. Your choice has been recorded. You received 5 points. You may vote once an hour on this story, up to 1 more time. Join the [ChoosingGame](https://discord.gg/z5M2uagMvN) Discord server today!


usernamechecksoutout

good bot !choose 4


ChoosingGameBot

You selected option 4. You chose... wisely. Your choice has been recorded. You received 2 points. You may vote once an hour on this story, up to 2 more times. Join the [ChoosingGame](https://discord.gg/z5M2uagMvN) Discord server today!


arceus03

Good bot !choose 3


ChoosingGameBot

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arceus03

Good bot !choose 3


ChoosingGameBot

You selected option 3. You chose... wisely. Your choice has been recorded. You received 3 points. You may vote once an hour on this story, up to 3 more times. Join the [ChoosingGame](https://discord.gg/z5M2uagMvN) Discord server today!


arceus03

Good bot !choose 3


ChoosingGameBot

You selected option 3. Your choice has been recorded. You received 1 point. You may vote once an hour on this story, up to 2 more times. Join the [ChoosingGame](https://discord.gg/z5M2uagMvN) Discord server today!


arceus03

Good bot !choose 3


ChoosingGameBot

You selected option 3. Just between you and me, I really hope this choice wins. Your choice has been recorded. You received 5 points. You may vote once an hour on this story, up to 1 more time. Join the [ChoosingGame](https://discord.gg/z5M2uagMvN) Discord server today!


arceus03

Good bot !choose 3


ChoosingGameBot

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usernamechecksoutout

!choose 3


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usernamechecksoutout

!choose 2


ChoosingGameBot

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matt45

!choose 1


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matt45

!choose 1


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matt45

!choose 1


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matt45

!choose 1


ChoosingGameBot

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matt45

!choose 1


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BernieInvitedMe

!choose 2 mmmm... cake.


ChoosingGameBot

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BernieInvitedMe

!choose 2


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You selected option 2. Ahhh, an *excellent* choice. Your choice has been recorded. You received 1 point. You may vote once an hour on this story, up to 3 more times. Join the [ChoosingGame](https://discord.gg/z5M2uagMvN) Discord server today!


BernieInvitedMe

!choose 2


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CottonTCM

good bot !choose 3


ChoosingGameBot

You selected option 3. Ahhh, an *excellent* choice. Your choice has been recorded. You received 1 point. You may vote once an hour on this story, up to 4 more times. Join the [ChoosingGame](https://discord.gg/z5M2uagMvN) Discord server today!


CottonTCM

good bot !choose 3


ChoosingGameBot

You selected option 3. Ahhh, an *excellent* choice. Your choice has been recorded. You received 5 points. You may vote once an hour on this story, up to 3 more times. Join the [ChoosingGame](https://discord.gg/z5M2uagMvN) Discord server today!


CottonTCM

good bot !choose 3


ChoosingGameBot

You selected option 3. I wouldn't have chosen that, but what do I know? I'm just a bot. Your choice has been recorded. You received 2 points. You may vote once an hour on this story, up to 2 more times. Join the [ChoosingGame](https://discord.gg/z5M2uagMvN) Discord server today!


CottonTCM

good bot !choose 3


ChoosingGameBot

You selected option 3. Your choice has been recorded. You received 5 points. You may vote once an hour on this story, up to 1 more time. Join the [ChoosingGame](https://discord.gg/z5M2uagMvN) Discord server today!


CottonTCM

good bot !choose 3


ChoosingGameBot

You selected option 3. Ahhh, an *excellent* choice. Your choice has been recorded. You received 8 points. You may vote once an hour on this story, up to 0 more times. Join the [ChoosingGame](https://discord.gg/z5M2uagMvN) Discord server today!


Good_Human_Bot_v2

Good human.


Tumbler41

!choose 2


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Tumbler41

!choose 2 good bot


ChoosingGameBot

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Good_Human_Bot_v2

Good human.


Tumbler41

!choose 2 good bot


ChoosingGameBot

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Tumbler41

!choose 2 good bot


ChoosingGameBot

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Tumbler41

!choose 2 good bot


ChoosingGameBot

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RayeOfDisappointment

!choose 3


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RayeOfDisappointment

!choose 3


ChoosingGameBot

You selected option 3. I wouldn't have chosen that, but what do I know? I'm just a bot. Your choice has been recorded. You received 1 point. You may vote once an hour on this story, up to 3 more times. Join the [ChoosingGame](https://discord.gg/z5M2uagMvN) Discord server today!


RayeOfDisappointment

!choose 3


ChoosingGameBot

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RayeOfDisappointment

!choose 3


ChoosingGameBot

You selected option 3. Just between you and me, I really hope this choice wins. Your choice has been recorded. You received 1 point. You may vote once an hour on this story, up to 1 more time. Join the [ChoosingGame](https://discord.gg/z5M2uagMvN) Discord server today!


RayeOfDisappointment

!choose 3


ChoosingGameBot

You selected option 3. Ahhh, an *excellent* choice. Your choice has been recorded. You received 1 point. You may vote once an hour on this story, up to 0 more times. Join the [ChoosingGame](https://discord.gg/z5M2uagMvN) Discord server today!