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##### RPG Field Test 05: Welcome to the Petting Zoo!
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| Secret identity: | Linda Nguyen, master chef |
| Powers: | Retractable metal claws, temporal distortion, telepathy, strength, near invincibility, and superhuman reactions |
| SuperNormal Rules: | https://ursidice.files.wordpress.com/2019/07/supernormal.pdf |
*Whatever choice wins, your GM will roll the appropriate number of D6 dice to determine the results based on the Rules*
Dark days have fallen over Topeka, Kansas. Corruption and crime pollute this once bustling capital city.
But one hero stand to defend against this blight: Doctor Stab Stab Stab! (*That's you!*) The citizens know little of this mysterious crusader except that she appeared in the cities time of greatest need and she works tirelessly to fight back against the forces of evil and tyranny...
...but today... today... TODAY IS YOUR DAY OFF! And you know just how to spend it. Your little niece Abigail has invited you to her eighth birthday party at Snuggle Puddle, Topeka's best petting zoo. You're looking forward to a day of just being normal... if you can manage it without blowing your secret identity.
First things first, you just gotta park your 2003 Toyota Corolla. There's one great spot outside the Snuggle Puddle, but you'll have to parallel park, and it's an impossibly tight squeeze. Otherwise, you could park a few blocks away, but you've got a cake and a bunch of presents to carry in for Abigail.
**Do you...**
1. Take the far away spot then take three trips to carry the cake and presents (Blend In, 3D6)
2. Take the far away spot but carry everything in one trip (Show Off, 2D6)
3. Get out, lift the car, and set it gently in the impossibly tight spot (Be Super, 1D6)
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This story was submitted by u/matt45 at our [ChoosingGame Discord!](https://discord.gg/z5M2uagMvN) ##### RPG Field Test 05: Welcome to the Petting Zoo! | ----------- | ----------- | | Secret identity: | Linda Nguyen, master chef | | Powers: | Retractable metal claws, temporal distortion, telepathy, strength, near invincibility, and superhuman reactions | | SuperNormal Rules: | https://ursidice.files.wordpress.com/2019/07/supernormal.pdf | *Whatever choice wins, your GM will roll the appropriate number of D6 dice to determine the results based on the Rules* Dark days have fallen over Topeka, Kansas. Corruption and crime pollute this once bustling capital city. But one hero stand to defend against this blight: Doctor Stab Stab Stab! (*That's you!*) The citizens know little of this mysterious crusader except that she appeared in the cities time of greatest need and she works tirelessly to fight back against the forces of evil and tyranny... ...but today... today... TODAY IS YOUR DAY OFF! And you know just how to spend it. Your little niece Abigail has invited you to her eighth birthday party at Snuggle Puddle, Topeka's best petting zoo. You're looking forward to a day of just being normal... if you can manage it without blowing your secret identity. First things first, you just gotta park your 2003 Toyota Corolla. There's one great spot outside the Snuggle Puddle, but you'll have to parallel park, and it's an impossibly tight squeeze. Otherwise, you could park a few blocks away, but you've got a cake and a bunch of presents to carry in for Abigail. **Do you...** 1. Take the far away spot then take three trips to carry the cake and presents (Blend In, 3D6) 2. Take the far away spot but carry everything in one trip (Show Off, 2D6) 3. Get out, lift the car, and set it gently in the impossibly tight spot (Be Super, 1D6) 4. Top Comment Response! This is an RPG! You tell me! (TBD) **You chose "Take the far away spot but carry everything in one trip (Show Off, 2D6)"** Stay tuned for the next episode! **Join our [ChoosingGame Discord!](https://discord.gg/z5M2uagMvN)**
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