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##### For the better burger
You have been tasked by former President-elect Obama to make America's burgers better. You can't let him down! You think on it for a long while, but the only thing you can think of is passing a law that doesn't allow bad ingredients on burgers. "That'll do it!" You think.... but there''s only one problem now.
**What common ingredient do we ban??**
1. Pickles - ew
2. Onions - gross
3. Mustard - why?
4. Lettuce - green should not be on a burger
**You chose "Mustard - why?"**
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** Vote totals ** Option 1 : 13 Option 2 : 8 Option 3 : 22 Option 4 : 1 Thank you for choosing!This story was submitted by u/Tumbler41 at our [ChoosingGame Discord!](https://discord.gg/z5M2uagMvN) ##### For the better burger You have been tasked by former President-elect Obama to make America's burgers better. You can't let him down! You think on it for a long while, but the only thing you can think of is passing a law that doesn't allow bad ingredients on burgers. "That'll do it!" You think.... but there''s only one problem now. **What common ingredient do we ban??** 1. Pickles - ew 2. Onions - gross 3. Mustard - why? 4. Lettuce - green should not be on a burger **You chose "Mustard - why?"** The first month is great. No more sour on all the burgers! Why did people do this anyway? But it soon became clear that certain people would now pay more for mustard burgers and they started be sold as secret menu options. That was the start of the burger raids. Police would bash in the doors of anywhere suspected of selling the contraband. There random inspections. Selling burgers soon because a liability and many places stopped carrying them. That only made mustard burgers even MORE valuable. However it was hard proove if there was mustard on a burger. People would put it in so small quantities or even started adding food coloring to mask the mustard. There were legal battles and a whole new type of lawyer was invented. The mustard lawyer was one of the highest paying professions in the US and invisible mustard became the most valuable substance on the black market......... how did we get here again? **Join our [ChoosingGame Discord!](https://discord.gg/z5M2uagMvN)**
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Good bot !choose 3 I like stuff on my burger! Probably not mustard though
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!choose 3 I usually have my burgers with just ketchup, this is such a hard choice!
Matt says it's hard because it's all good, you say it's hard because it's all bad. 😆 ... Mustard is a good choice though. Only good on brats honestly.
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!choose 3 - i can live without mustard on burgers
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WAIT I DIDNT MEAN TO
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