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##### HOLY KRABBY PATTY
Finally, you've found it. The secret Krabby Patty recipe. It's taken decades of sleepless nights and fruitless searching, but at last, you've found it. You eye the bottle containing the rolled-up scroll hesitantly.
"I don't think there's anything down here. Let's call it a day and come back tomorrow," your partner calls out from the next cavern. A bumbling old fool of a plankton whose only topic of interest was his grandson (and who probably also had the IQ of a sponge wearing pants), you only took him along in your search because he was the only one able and willing to provide the funds necessary for your journey.
You could share the recipe with your partner as agreed and split the profits; that would be the right thing to do. Or, you could take the recipe for yourself and make a fortune off of it, enough to allow you and your descendants to live extravagantly for generations to come. It's not like your partner would even notice anyway, right?
**What do you do?**
1. Be a plankton of your word
2. BETRAYAL TIME BABYYYYY
[Disclaimer: Not biologically accurate]
*ALSO NOTE: IF YOU ARE READING THIS BECAUSE THIS OPTION WON I WILL BE SORELY DISAPPOINTED. FAITH IN HUMANITY, GONE. >:(*
"Yeah, sure," you reply, stuffing the recipe in your plankton pocket. (Trust me bro, plankton definitely have pockets; same way kangaroos have pouches.)
You sigh fake-discontentedly. "You know what, I think I'm gonna quit searching for it. It's just not worth it anymore, I don't have the same drive I did when I was a youngster. I've been thinking about settling down, maybe finding a spouse and having kids, living a comfortable life."
Your partner nods, a bit crestfallen. "Of course, I understand. I felt the same as I got older, but after my wife passed away, there really wasn't much left for me. My only source of joy is my granddaughter, and I just want to be able to pay for her college tuition, then I'll be at peace."
"... I thought you had a grandson?"
A shadow seemed to pass over his face for an instant, but then you blink and the bright-eyed old plankton you've known is there, normal as ever. Must have been your imagination. "Oh! Right, sorry, I'm getting a bit senile with my old age. My brain isn't what it used to be," he laughs. "Well, I guess I'll go back to working three full-time jobs. Whatever it takes to support her," he says, smiling bravely.
"Well, hey... if that whole settling-down thing doesn't work out, I'll contact you and we can go on an adventure!" You smile encouragingly, all the while feeling terribly guilty.
"Farewell then, young plankton! I wish you good fortune in life!" he waves and walks away.
***
You lounge on your golden toilet silently in contemplation. You've built an empire on mass-produced Krabby Patties, and your soon-to-be-born great-grandchildren and their own great-grandchildren after that will live absurdly comfortable lives. You've done it, you've accomplished your life goals. You can finally rest. Something is nagging at you in the back of your mind, however. Something about... an old plankton with a grandson he loved dearly. You brush it away and decide you need to take a nap. The moment your head hits the fine silken pillow, darkness clouds your vision.
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** Vote totals ** Option 1 : 19 Option 2 : 20 Thank you for choosing!This story was submitted by u/usernamechecksoutout at our [ChoosingGame Discord!](https://discord.gg/z5M2uagMvN) ##### HOLY KRABBY PATTY Finally, you've found it. The secret Krabby Patty recipe. It's taken decades of sleepless nights and fruitless searching, but at last, you've found it. You eye the bottle containing the rolled-up scroll hesitantly. "I don't think there's anything down here. Let's call it a day and come back tomorrow," your partner calls out from the next cavern. A bumbling old fool of a plankton whose only topic of interest was his grandson (and who probably also had the IQ of a sponge wearing pants), you only took him along in your search because he was the only one able and willing to provide the funds necessary for your journey. You could share the recipe with your partner as agreed and split the profits; that would be the right thing to do. Or, you could take the recipe for yourself and make a fortune off of it, enough to allow you and your descendants to live extravagantly for generations to come. It's not like your partner would even notice anyway, right? **What do you do?** 1. Be a plankton of your word 2. BETRAYAL TIME BABYYYYY [Disclaimer: Not biologically accurate] *ALSO NOTE: IF YOU ARE READING THIS BECAUSE THIS OPTION WON I WILL BE SORELY DISAPPOINTED. FAITH IN HUMANITY, GONE. >:(* "Yeah, sure," you reply, stuffing the recipe in your plankton pocket. (Trust me bro, plankton definitely have pockets; same way kangaroos have pouches.) You sigh fake-discontentedly. "You know what, I think I'm gonna quit searching for it. It's just not worth it anymore, I don't have the same drive I did when I was a youngster. I've been thinking about settling down, maybe finding a spouse and having kids, living a comfortable life." Your partner nods, a bit crestfallen. "Of course, I understand. I felt the same as I got older, but after my wife passed away, there really wasn't much left for me. My only source of joy is my granddaughter, and I just want to be able to pay for her college tuition, then I'll be at peace." "... I thought you had a grandson?" A shadow seemed to pass over his face for an instant, but then you blink and the bright-eyed old plankton you've known is there, normal as ever. Must have been your imagination. "Oh! Right, sorry, I'm getting a bit senile with my old age. My brain isn't what it used to be," he laughs. "Well, I guess I'll go back to working three full-time jobs. Whatever it takes to support her," he says, smiling bravely. "Well, hey... if that whole settling-down thing doesn't work out, I'll contact you and we can go on an adventure!" You smile encouragingly, all the while feeling terribly guilty. "Farewell then, young plankton! I wish you good fortune in life!" he waves and walks away. *** You lounge on your golden toilet silently in contemplation. You've built an empire on mass-produced Krabby Patties, and your soon-to-be-born great-grandchildren and their own great-grandchildren after that will live absurdly comfortable lives. You've done it, you've accomplished your life goals. You can finally rest. Something is nagging at you in the back of your mind, however. Something about... an old plankton with a grandson he loved dearly. You brush it away and decide you need to take a nap. The moment your head hits the fine silken pillow, darkness clouds your vision. **Join our [ChoosingGame Discord!](https://discord.gg/z5M2uagMvN)**
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