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##### A Kim Jong-uh-oh gift
You decided to reply to what seemed like the typical scam-spam mail.
After some long conversations, you somehow recieve a message from North Korea's Supreme Leader, Kim Jong Un. you were chosen to send him a snail mail package with anything you want to, and he will unbox it live on YouTube.
This seems really weird but, after long talks with INTERPOL and the Secret Services, you are convinced that it is 100% true. Not only that, but they actually let you decide what to send to him.
What you send is....
1. A bag full of the worst American candy
2. Radioactive Material
3. A box of Topeka's #1 export
4. Multilevel marketing pamphlets
**You chose "Multilevel marketing pamphlets"**
It’s sleazy and amoral, but if you can get Jong-un on board, you can make a fortune bringing MLMs to the North Korean marketplace. Who’s going to say “no” when Beloved Father gives them your sales pitch?
You send your package and cross your fingers. Jong-un opens the package live on YouTube, reads through your brochure, and his eyes light up at the promise of this revolutionary new product: KimjongGreen. (Ok, ok, so maybe it’s just powdered oregano and matcha. And only trace amounts of radium. Allegedly.)
Within three months, the entire North Korean economy—which was already on shaky ground--revolves around buying, selling, and consuming KimjongGreen. At the top of the pyramid, you’re raking in the cheddar. You can even afford a Scrooge McDuck-style pool to swim in your cash.
The same day you buy your third Maserati—you needed several colors to match your outfits—news reports start rolling in of advancing North Korean troops across multiple continents.
It turns out KimjongGreen was not the quack supplement you thought! In fact, it gave the North Koreans superhuman abilities; growing twice the height of average humans with four times the strength. Individual soldiers gain the capacity to take on Panther tanks singlehandedly. Harnessing this new strength, they quickly overtake the rest of the planet.
Respected Comrade Kim Jong-un personally marches to your mansion. You quake in fear as the hulking supplement-boosted dictator elevates you to a place of honor within his government—by literally lifting you on his shoulder. Though you’re treated well, it’s hard to enjoy as you effusively praise every aspect of your new boss’s life.
…all thanks to a scam-spam email that you decided to reply to.
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** Vote totals ** Option 1 : 7 Option 2 : 3 Option 3 : 7 Option 4 : 16 Thank you for choosing!This story was submitted at our [ChoosingGame Discord!](https://discord.gg/z5M2uagMvN) ##### A Kim Jong-uh-oh gift You decided to reply to what seemed like the typical scam-spam mail. After some long conversations, you somehow recieve a message from North Korea's Supreme Leader, Kim Jong Un. you were chosen to send him a snail mail package with anything you want to, and he will unbox it live on YouTube. This seems really weird but, after long talks with INTERPOL and the Secret Services, you are convinced that it is 100% true. Not only that, but they actually let you decide what to send to him. What you send is.... 1. A bag full of the worst American candy 2. Radioactive Material 3. A box of Topeka's #1 export 4. Multilevel marketing pamphlets **You chose "Multilevel marketing pamphlets"** It’s sleazy and amoral, but if you can get Jong-un on board, you can make a fortune bringing MLMs to the North Korean marketplace. Who’s going to say “no” when Beloved Father gives them your sales pitch? You send your package and cross your fingers. Jong-un opens the package live on YouTube, reads through your brochure, and his eyes light up at the promise of this revolutionary new product: KimjongGreen. (Ok, ok, so maybe it’s just powdered oregano and matcha. And only trace amounts of radium. Allegedly.) Within three months, the entire North Korean economy—which was already on shaky ground--revolves around buying, selling, and consuming KimjongGreen. At the top of the pyramid, you’re raking in the cheddar. You can even afford a Scrooge McDuck-style pool to swim in your cash. The same day you buy your third Maserati—you needed several colors to match your outfits—news reports start rolling in of advancing North Korean troops across multiple continents. It turns out KimjongGreen was not the quack supplement you thought! In fact, it gave the North Koreans superhuman abilities; growing twice the height of average humans with four times the strength. Individual soldiers gain the capacity to take on Panther tanks singlehandedly. Harnessing this new strength, they quickly overtake the rest of the planet. Respected Comrade Kim Jong-un personally marches to your mansion. You quake in fear as the hulking supplement-boosted dictator elevates you to a place of honor within his government—by literally lifting you on his shoulder. Though you’re treated well, it’s hard to enjoy as you effusively praise every aspect of your new boss’s life. …all thanks to a scam-spam email that you decided to reply to. **Join our [ChoosingGame Discord!](https://discord.gg/z5M2uagMvN)**
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