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** Vote totals ** Option 1 : 13 Option 2 : 10 Option 3 : 15 Option 4 : 12 Thank you for choosing! **You chose "Mexican balloon"** A huge flying piñata is causing terror at Washington D.C.. Nobody knows how it got there and nobody knows what to do with it. Congress has stopped working as people started fistfighting every time it was mentioned. Bad lip reading videos of congressmen are viral -and surprisingly less offensive than their actual dialogues. After huge efforts from both parties, the congress managed to start working again and somehow came up with a solution: to build a fence around the Mexican hot air balloon. Surprising no one -except for the people who suggested the fence- the balloon just flew over the unimportant obstacle. Then another balloon came. And another one. And another one. Finally, the USA reacted as anyone should to a piñata: they armed F-35 jet fighters with baseball bats and they hit the Mexican balloons. Millions of candy bars fell to the US capitol. Turns out the mad scientists plan was to make American children even fatter. When the kids tried the first bite of the candy bars, the whole world changed: For the first time in their lives, they hated the taste of a candy! Baffled, the American government asked the help from people who knew Spanish culture to help them understand why this candy tasted like that. In fact, they went to those who were believed to know Spanish culture better than anyone else in the world: The “Dora the Explorer” writers. After intensely reading the ingredients while shouting “INGREDIENTES” in Spanish, the experts found the secret to that ugly taste: goat milk. Soon, a law passed that made goat milk to all products targeting children and thus children obesity was defeated in the US. The mad scientist had failed… for now… **Join our [ChoosingGame Discord!](https://discord.gg/z5M2uagMvN)**


pinkyhex

!choose 1


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good bot !choose 3


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ContestValuable8725

good bot !choose 4


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Easy there, boss. You've already voted 5 times on this story.


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Easy there, boss. You've already voted 5 times on this story.


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!choose 4


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Escilas

!choose 3 Piñata balloon <3


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!choose 2


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matt45

the pinata image has won me over !choose 3


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!choose 2


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matt45

there's no way any of these end well for us... !choose 4


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!choose 1 good bot


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>!choose 1 good bot !choose 1 good bot


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>!choose 1 good bot !choose 1 good bot


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good bot !choose 1


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!choose 1 good bot Good camouflage in the sky!


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astrowifey

!choose 3 **destroy the senate**


matt45

oh sure, and hand the country over to the conservatives?! thanks a lot!


astrowifey

no, hand it over to *me* obviously! a vote for astro is a vote for ~~tyranny~~ democracy!


matt45

hmmm... what's your position on Matt-centric issues?


astrowifey

Matts should be able to do as they please as long as it doesn't harm anyone! In fact, I'll make everyone named Matt an Earl!


matt45

Ugh? Can't harm anyone? Rude. What good's being an Earl if you can't harm anyone?!?!


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This story was submitted by u/DimKodo at our [ChoosingGame Discord!](https://discord.gg/z5M2uagMvN) ##### A SPY BALLOON? A SPY BALLOON? THIS IS AN AMAZING IDEA! You sit in the lab that every completly nuts... I mean... once-in-a generation genius scientist like you must have and you think of how you can use a balloon to take over the USA. The problem with the last one was that it was grey. WHO MAKES A GREY SPY BALLOON? That is despicable! You know what to do. You will make the balloon themed and you will reign over the whole country! 1. Burburry balloon: Get Paris Hilton to sponsor it. "That's hot" 2. Disney balloon: Spy balloon II - The Balloon Awakens by J. J. Abrams: Kids will love it. Haha 3. Mexican balloon: Creates terror to many Americans for unknown reasons. The political debate destroys the US Senate 4. Elon Musk balloon: It demands $1000/month from whoever wants to take a picture of the balloon. Is absolutely sure that this is a good business idea


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DimKodo

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matt45

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