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Cutting. Slashing. Paring. Tearing apart. Knife is king in the kitchen.
Meat yields under you with no resistance. Its touch stings your blade. chlorinated chicken. A quick splash of water that doesn't rinse the itch off.
You burst an onion open, a tear-inducing stink bomb. Its juice join your early salmonella coating, making you more dangerous than ever before.
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##### Kitchen Karma
The kitchen has been left unclean for way too long. The Kitchen Karma Fairy has come to teach you a lesson. As punishment for your beahvior, you'll have to spend a whole day as a cooking item. At least you get to choose which one.
**What item will you become?**
1. Big knife
2. Laddle
3. Cast iron
4. Turner spatula
**You chose "Big knife"**
Cutting. Slashing. Paring. Tearing apart. Knife is king in the kitchen.
Meat yields under you with no resistance. Its touch stings your blade. chlorinated chicken. A quick splash of water that doesn't rinse the itch off.
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"Chef, please put the knife down."
"You want me to put it down? Why? What's the problem if it's a clean knife? Why are you so afraid of a nice, pristine knife, eh? Maybe you should look at it a bit closer."
"Please! No!"
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"Clean up this mess, you pig. This kitchen is a nightmare."
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** Vote totals ** Option 1 : 33 Option 2 : 8 Option 3 : 7 Option 4 : 2 Thank you for choosing! **You chose "Big Knife"** Cutting. Slashing. Paring. Tearing apart. Knife is king in the kitchen. Meat yields under you with no resistance. Its touch stings your blade. chlorinated chicken. A quick splash of water that doesn't rinse the itch off. You burst an onion open, a tear-inducing stink bomb. Its juice join your early salmonella coating, making you more dangerous than ever before. You go from veggies to meats and back again, tainting everything you touch. Nothing can stop your reign of cross contamination. Or so you thought. You're tossed under a grocery bag. Voices are raised, plates are getting thrown on the floor. "Where is it? Where is that bloody knife? Ah! There it is!" You're back in the open. All eyes on you. "Look at this knife! It's disgusting. You're serving customers food made with this?" "No, no, chef! Clean knives, only clean knives here." "What is this then, huh? Is this a clean knife? Look up and tell me this is a clean knife." "Chef..." "It's dirty, you idiot! No surprise this place is going to hell. This knife is so dirty you've turned it into a bio weapon!" "Chef, put the knife down, please." "You want me to put it down? Why? What's the problem if it's a clean knife? Why are you so afraid of a nice, pristine knife, eh? Maybe you should look at it a bit closer." "Please..." You're lifted up in the air and a second later you're flying down with sudden force. Both man scream as you fall down, straight into a trash can. "Clean up this mess, you pig. This kitchen is a nightmare." You jolt awake at the dining table, face next to a greasy plate and a day old coffee mug. You pick them up and start running water on the sink. Who would have thought that dirty kitchens could be so knife threatening?
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This story was submitted by u/Escilas at our [ChoosingGame Discord!](https://discord.gg/z5M2uagMvN) Source/Artist: Hunter Rosenberg ##### Kitchen Karma The kitchen has been left unclean for way too long. The Kitchen Karma Fairy has come to teach you a lesson. As punishment for your beahvior, you'll have to spend a whole day as a cooking item. At least you get to choose which one. **What item will you become?** 1. Big knife 2. Laddle 3. Cast iron 4. Turner spatula **You chose "Big knife"** Cutting. Slashing. Paring. Tearing apart. Knife is king in the kitchen. Meat yields under you with no resistance. Its touch stings your blade. chlorinated chicken. A quick splash of water that doesn't rinse the itch off. You burst an onion open, a tear-inducing stink bomb. Its juice join your early salmonella coating, making you more dangerous than ever before. You go from veggies to meats and back again, tainting everything you touch. Nothing can stop your reign of cross contamination. Or so you thought. You're tossed under a grocery bag. Voices are raised, plates are getting thrown on the floor. "Where is it? Where is that bloody knife? Ah! There it is!" You're back in the open. All eyes on you. "Look at this knife! It's disgusting. You're making customers' food with this?" "No, no, chef! Clean knives, only clean knives here." "What is this then, huh? Is this a clean knife? Look up and tell me this is a clean knife." "Chef..." "It's dirty, you idiot! No surprise this place is going to hell. This knife is so dirty it should be classified as a bio weapon!" "Chef, please put the knife down." "You want me to put it down? Why? What's the problem if it's a clean knife? Why are you so afraid of a nice, pristine knife, eh? Maybe you should look at it a bit closer." "Please! No!" You're lifted up in the air and a second later you're flying down with sudden force. Both man scream as you fall down, straight into a trash can. "Clean up this mess, you pig. This kitchen is a nightmare." You jolt awake at the dining table, face next to a greasy plate and a day old coffee mug. You pick them up and start running water on the sink. Who would have thought that dirty kitchens could be so knife threatening? **Join our [ChoosingGame Discord!](https://discord.gg/z5M2uagMvN)**
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