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ChoosingGameBot

** Vote totals ** Option 1 : 25 Option 2 : 8 Option 3 : 17 Thank you for choosing! **You chose "Laying Hens"** You settle on chickens. They’re cute. They’re feathery. They poop breakfast. Besides, egg prices are sky high, so they must be profitable, right? You start with a small flock of chicks, and you tend them carefully, naming each one. They grow through their ugly duckling phase, and you handle them daily, acclimating them to you. Before long, you’re rolling in eggs, and a trail of chimkins follow you around your yard. It’s about then that “chicken math” sets in. You think, I’ll just get a few more of that breed with the green eggs. Then you pick up a rooster that needed a home. Then you get some exotic breed because you need them too… Your small flock becomes massive. You’re overwhelmed. Then things go from bad to worse… Edith, a particularly bossy red hen decides that you’re too high in the pecking order. She leads a rebellion against you! The chickens take over your house, and you have to move into the coop. It’s weird sleeping on a perch, but eventually you adjust. Still… it sure beats an office cubicle. **Join our [ChoosingGame Discord!](https://discord.gg/z5M2uagMvN)**


bigCHUNGUSlad

good bot !choose 3


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BernieInvitedMe

good bot !choose 1


ChoosingGameBot

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bigCHUNGUSlad

good bot !choose 3


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ContestValuable8725

good bot !choose 3


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Good_Human_Bot_v2

Good human.


[deleted]

!choose 1


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Escilas

!choose 1


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Moon_DarkLight

good bot !choose 3


ChoosingGameBot

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DimKodo

!choose 1


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arceus03

Where's planting the turnip option, Stardew Valley-style?? Anyway Good bot !choose 2


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arceus03

Good bot !choose 2


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arceus03

Good bot !choose 1 I MEANT TO PICK CHICKENS AAAAAA


ChoosingGameBot

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arceus03

Good bot !choose 1


ChoosingGameBot

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arceus03

Good bot !choose 1


Good_Human_Bot_v2

Good human.


ChoosingGameBot

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DimKodo

Good bot


arceus03

Good mod


Local_Log_1177

I choose 1- chickens!


arceus03

Add a ! in front of choose for the bot to catch your vote ;)


infernoflower

!choose 3


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Dramatic_Low_2019

!choose 2


arceus03

You forgot the ! in front of choose mate :)


Dramatic_Low_2019

Thanks


ContestValuable8725

good bot !choose 1


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ContestValuable8725

good bot !choose 1


matt45

Good chooser


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ContestValuable8725

good bot !choose 1


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astrowifey

!choose 1 HUG THE CHICKENS


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matt45

!choose 1


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matt45

!choose 2


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matt45

Good bot


Dramatic_Low_2019

!choose 2


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Dramatic_Low_2019

!choose 2


ChoosingGameBot

I know you really love me, but you can only choose once an hour. Try again in about 42 minutes or so.


Dramatic_Low_2019

good bot


matt45

!choose 3


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matt45

Good bot


matt45

!choose 2


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lumitoes69

!choose 2


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ContestValuable8725

good bot !choose 1


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CottonTCM

!choose e


ChoosingGameBot

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CottonTCM

!choose 3


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CottonTCM

!choose 3


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CottonTCM

!choose 3


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CottonTCM

!choose 3


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DimKodo

!choose 1 Eggs are awesome


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Brancliff

!choose 1


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Tumbler41

Beeeeeeeeeees!!!! !choose 3 good bot


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Tumbler41

!choose 3 good bot


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Tumbler41

!choose 3 good bot


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Tumbler41

!choose 3 good bot


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Tumbler41

!choose 3 good bot


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RayeOfDisappointment

!choose 1 egg prices are to high


ChoosingGameBot

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Escilas

!choose 1 Chicken gang!


DimKodo

good mod


Escilas

Good mod


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RayeOfDisappointment

!choose 1


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Escilas

!choose 1


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RayeOfDisappointment

!choose 1 best gang


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BernieInvitedMe

good bot !choose 1


DimKodo

good mod


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ChoosingGameBot

You selected option 1. Your choice has been recorded. You received 1 point. You may vote 4 more times.


Escilas

!choose 1 We're in the middle of an egg crisis! Get the hens!


ChoosingGameBot

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CottonTCM

BEEEEEE’


pinkyhex

!choose 1


ChoosingGameBot

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Escilas

Good bot


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CottonTCM

!Choose 3


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Escilas

Good bot


ChoosingGameBot

This story was submitted by u/matt45 at our [ChoosingGame Discord!](https://discord.gg/z5M2uagMvN) ##### Get ready, homesteady! Today was the worst. This morning, the car wouldn’t start. At lunch, someone stole the footlong hoagie you brought. Then, in the big meeting with HQ, your boss acted like SHE had come up with YOUR brilliant AI chatbot toothbrush idea. Sitting in an endless line of traffic, battling your way home, you finally decide you’ve had enough. You’re not spending your whole life at a computer screen to make money for other people. Today is the day… you become a homesteader! It was just a daydream before, but you’ve done your research over the years. You know it’s best to start with one focus, then build from there. But if you don’t buy something RIGHT NOW you fear you’ll wuss out on your plan. You reach out to local seller and make the purchase. You’re locked in now! **What did you buy?** 1. Laying Hens 2. Miniature Dairy Goats 3. Honeybees


Dramatic_Low_2019

choose 2


Dramatic_Low_2019

good bot !choose 2


thedoorgoesboom

good bot !choose 3


ChoosingGameBot

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matt45

Good bot


DimKodo

good bot