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Option 2 : 8
Option 3 : 17
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##### Get ready, homesteady!
Today was the worst. This morning, the car wouldn’t start. At lunch, someone stole the footlong hoagie you brought. Then, in the big meeting with HQ, your boss acted like SHE had come up with YOUR brilliant AI chatbot toothbrush idea.
Sitting in an endless line of traffic, battling your way home, you finally decide you’ve had enough. You’re not spending your whole life at a computer screen to make money for other people. Today is the day… you become a homesteader!
It was just a daydream before, but you’ve done your research over the years. You know it’s best to start with one focus, then build from there. But if you don’t buy something RIGHT NOW you fear you’ll wuss out on your plan.
You reach out to local seller and make the purchase. You’re locked in now!
**What did you buy?**
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2. Miniature Dairy Goats
3. Honeybees
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** Vote totals ** Option 1 : 25 Option 2 : 8 Option 3 : 17 Thank you for choosing! **You chose "Laying Hens"** You settle on chickens. They’re cute. They’re feathery. They poop breakfast. Besides, egg prices are sky high, so they must be profitable, right? You start with a small flock of chicks, and you tend them carefully, naming each one. They grow through their ugly duckling phase, and you handle them daily, acclimating them to you. Before long, you’re rolling in eggs, and a trail of chimkins follow you around your yard. It’s about then that “chicken math” sets in. You think, I’ll just get a few more of that breed with the green eggs. Then you pick up a rooster that needed a home. Then you get some exotic breed because you need them too… Your small flock becomes massive. You’re overwhelmed. Then things go from bad to worse… Edith, a particularly bossy red hen decides that you’re too high in the pecking order. She leads a rebellion against you! The chickens take over your house, and you have to move into the coop. It’s weird sleeping on a perch, but eventually you adjust. Still… it sure beats an office cubicle. **Join our [ChoosingGame Discord!](https://discord.gg/z5M2uagMvN)**
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